螞蟻的故事-可悲的員工

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or 螞蟻的故事 一個寓言 或者 不是個寓言而是個真的故事 ....

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這是別人分享給我的螞蟻的故事,也等同於目前台灣公司的現狀,可悲又可憐的基層員工

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螞蟻的故事

一個寓言…

或者

不是個寓言而是個真的故事 ....

Every day, a small ant arrives at work very early and

starts work immediately.

每天,小螞蟻很早來上工,並且一來就開始做事。

She produces a lot was happy.

她的生產力很高,並且工作愉快。

The Chief, a lion,

was surprised to see that

the ant was working

without supervision.

身為老闆的獅子,非常驚奇

螞蟻能自行工作而不須監督。

He thought if the ant can

produce so much without

supervision, wouldn’t she

produce even more if she had

a supervisor!

他認為在沒有監督下的螞蟻生產

力是如此的好,如果有人監督的

話她的生產力應該會更好才對 !

So he recruited a

cockroach

who had extensive

experience as supervisor

and who was famous for

writing excellent reports.

因此他招募了有豐富經驗的

蟑螂作為監督員,蟑螂以擅

長撰寫優良報告而聞名。

The cockroach’s first

decision was to set up a

clocking in attendance

system.

蟑螂的第一個決定是設立了

打卡計時系統。

He also needed a secretary

to help him write and type

his reports and …

他也需要一個秘書幫助他繕寫

……和鍵入報告和

... he recruited a spider,

who managed the archives

and monitored all phone

calls.

他招募了蜘蛛,負責管理檔案

和監管所有電話。

The lion was delighted with

the cockroach's reports

and asked him to produce

graphs to describe production

rates and to analyse trends,

so that he could use them for

presentations at

Board‘s meetings.

獅子對蟑螂的報告非常高興並要求他用圖表描述生產率和分析趨勢變化,因而他能在董事會上用

這些資料來報告。

So the cockroach had to buy a new computer and a

laser printer and ...

…因此蟑螂必須買一臺新的電腦和雷射印表機和

... recruited a fly

to manage the IT

department.

. . 並招募蒼蠅來管理

資訊部門。

The ant, who had once been so productive and relaxed,

hated this new plethora of paperwork and meetings

which used up most of her time…!

曾經是很有生產力和輕鬆的螞蟻,恨透了這些耗盡她大多數時間的過多文書作業和會議… !

The lion came to the

conclusion that it was high

time to nominate a person

in charge of the department

where the ant worked.

獅子做出結論這是提名螞蟻工

作部門負責人的時候了。

The position was given to the

cicada, whose first decision was to

buy a carpet and an ergonomic

chair for his office.

這個位置被賦予給了蟬,蟬的第一個

決定是為他的辦公室買一張地毯和一

把符合人體工學的椅子。

The new person in charge, the

cicada, also needed a computer

and a personal assistant, who he

brought from his previous

department, to help him prepare a

Work and Budget Control Strategic

Optimisation Plan …

新的人負責,蟬,也需要一部電腦和一位從他原先部門帶來的個人助理,來幫助他準備工作和預算控制策略優

化計劃…

The Department where the ant

works is now a sad place, where

nobody laughs anymore and

everybody has become upset...

螞蟻工作的部門現在是一個哀傷的地

方,不再有人會笑,而且大家變得抓

狂…

It was at that time that

the cicada convinced the

boss , the lion, of the

absolute necessity to

start a climatic study of

the environment .

就是那時蟬說服獅子上司

,強調要開始進行組織氣

候調查的绝對必要性。

Having reviewed the

charges for running

the ant’s department ,

the lion found out that

the production was

much less than

before.

在審查了螞蟻的部門運

作費用後,獅子發現生

產力比以前大幅減少。

So he recruited the

owl , a prestigious

and renowned

consultant to carry

out an audit and

suggest solutions.

所以他招募了貓頭鷹

,一位有名望和顯耀

的顧問來執行稽核工

作並建議解決之道。

The owl spent three

months in the

department and came

up with an enormous

report , in several

volumes,

that concluded :

“ “ The department is The department is

overstaffed ...”overstaffed ...”

貓頭鷹在部門待了三個月並且產生了一份有數冊之多貓頭鷹在部門待了三個月並且產生了一份有數冊之多…的巨大的報告,結論是:「部門成員人數過多 」…的巨大的報告,結論是:「部門成員人數過多 」

Guess who the lion fires first?

猜猜獅子首先解雇誰?

The ant , of course, because she “showed lack of motivation and had a negative

attitude".當然,是螞蟻,因為她「顯現出缺乏做事的動機並且

態度消極」。

Os personagens desta fábula são fictícios; qualquer semelhança com pessoas ou factos reais é pura coincidência.

NB:NB:

The characters in this fable are The characters in this fable are

fictitious; any resemblance to real fictitious; any resemblance to real

people or facts within the people or facts within the

CorporationCorporation is pure coincidenceis pure coincidence……

這個寓言裡的人物是虛擬的這個寓言裡的人物是虛擬的 ; ; 若與公司若與公司內部任何的人物或情事雷同係純屬巧合內部任何的人物或情事雷同係純屬巧合……

Adapted from Portuguese by PR. Obrigado Mário.