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1.Bnhytngtngbnangitrn1conthuyntrn1dngsngcrtnhiucnthtngiadngbngthuyncabnbthng1lrtto,sauviphtnathuynschmvchcchnbnslbannhngconcny.Bnlmcchnonginnhtthotrakhicihoncnhchttitny?pn:ngtngtngna.
2.Mtngiivorngsuthmhim,thtkomaychongtakhibtgp1coniirthungdmunxxcngtara.Trongtayngtac2condao,ngsquvt2condaora,coniinhtlnvsauviphtnnmvtxungtchtlun.Bncbittisaokhng?pn:Ncmdaovmvongcn(iihaylmth).3.Cmtcycuctrngtil10tn,cnghalnuvtqutrngtitrn10tnthcycussp.Cmtchicxetichhng,tngtrngticaxe8tn+hng4tn=12tn.Vyccbnlmsaobctiquaccycuny(Khngcbthngrakhixe)?pn:Bcticiquathi,cnxethli.4.Trnngcc6conb,mimlichc12cichn.Hitisao?pn:Conbnycilnlngconbkiatheodychuynvvngtrnnnmiconchc2chn!5.Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrctin?pn:Quedim.6.Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstanggingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?pn:Phng3vstchthtri7.Haiconvtitrc2convt,2convtisau2convt,2convtigia2convt.Hicmyconvt?
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pn:4.8.Conmaxanhp1phtcht,conmap2phtthcht.Lmsaochvi2lnpmchtc2con?pn:pconmaxanhtrcl1,conmathythsqu,mtmytimt(chuynsangxanh).pconmaxanhminynal2.9.C1bkiakhngbitbi,xungnclbcht.Mthmbitu,bngnhintuchm,nhngbkocht.Tisao(koaicuht)?pn:Byitungm.10.Cigenkhibnmuan,khidngnvxmxtkhivtni?pn:Than.
11.C1anhchnglmvictrong1tanh50tng,nhnganhtalichithangmylnntng35rioncnlianhtaithangb.Tisaoanhtalilmnhvy?pn:Vcithangmykhnglnctitng50.12.Lchnodinht?pn:Lchs.13.Xngnhtlxno?pn:Xhi.14.Conngdinhtlngno?pn:ngi.15.Qunrngnhtlqung?pn:Quno.16.Cigcachngmvthchcmnht(khngnghlungtung)?pn:Tin!17.Cigmithnm,ngcngnm,nhngnmling?pn:Bnchn.18.Cunynghalg:1'=>4=1505pn:1phtsuytbng1nmkhngng.19.Ninombchtratngkhc?pn:ThiSn.
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20.Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?pn:Hmqua,hmnayvngymai.21.Mngcngthngcngthua?pn:Mnuaxep.22.Congudmnhc?pn:Condc.23.Congpthsng,khngpthcht?pn:Contim.24.C1nchuticingangqua,hicmycon?pn:iclhtai,htailhait(24).25.Bngoinngtrong,nngoibtronglg?pn:Bpng.26.Trong1cucthichy,nubnvtquangith2bnsngthmy?pn:Th2.27.Congkhnggyomngitavngilg?pn:Gconvgmi.28.C1contru.unthhngvhngmttrimc,nquaytri2vngsauquayngclisauliquayphihayvnghiciuicanchhngno?pn:Chxungt.29.Contraicgqunht?pn:Ngctrai.30.Cquanquantrngnhtcaphnlg?pn:HiLinHipPhN.31.Sthbchy,congchyrautin?pn:Conngi.32.KhiBeckhamthchinquphtn,anhtasstvou?pn:Tribanh.
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33.CbaonhiuchCtrongcusauy:"Cm,canh,chogtcngthchn!"pn:1chC,ch"Cm".34.Cigtaytricmccntayphicmkhngc?pn:Tayphi.35.Haingi:1ln,1bilnnhmtquni.Ngiblconcangiln,nhngngilnlikhngphichacangib,hingilnlai?pn:M.36.Tgm100%nguidnVitNamuphtmsai?pn:T"sai".37.Tmimsaitrongcu:"dinhnngsnglonglanhtriucnhhngkhoescthm"pn:Khoesckho!38.Chngminh:4=5pn:Tac:20=202545=1636=>5^22.5.9/2=4^22.4.9/2Cngc2vvi(9/2)^2xuthinhngngthc:5^22.5.9/2+(9/2)^2=4^22.4.9/2+(9/2)^2(59/2)^2=(49/2)^2=>59/2=49/2=>5=439.AicngbitnhniEverestcaonhtthgii,vytrckhinhEverestckhmph,nhninocaonhtthgii?pn:Everest.40.HivpHnconheotrongnhgil>HnthMongchngil>CuhnVamihngil>TnhnHnthmcinagil>Tihn
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anghnmbyragil>ThnKhngchomchngil>phnHnshngil>HahnVuahngil>HonghnHnchiataygil>LyhnVahnvangigil>VhnHnvokhngtrunggil>HngiHntrongmgil>HncHnmmqusmthgil>TohnRtthchhngil>KthnHnmbhnligil>nhhn41.Trnchungktca1cucthivtsab(aivtcnhiuththng):nginbvtc15lt,nginngvtc5lt.Hisaonginngthng?pn:Nginbvtsaconbci,cnnginngvtsaconbc.42.Nngbanmtachahbbn?pn:Cibng.43.Mtlythutinhngync,lmthnolyncdiylymkhngncrangoi?pn:Dngnght.44.bncbaonhiuchCtrongcusauy:"Cm,canh,chogtcngthchn!"pn:1chC.45.Cigngimuabit,ngibnbit,ngixikhngbaogibit?pn:Quanti.46.Tisaokhibnsngngitalinhmmtmt?pn:Nhm2mtthskhngthyngbn.47.TnotrongtingVitc9th?pn:Chnh(chnh).48.Hychngminh4:3=2
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pn:4:3=tchiatam=tmchiat=8:4=2.49.Lincgiikhtnochastvcanxi?pn:Cafe(ca:canxi,Fe:st).50.Concuadi10cmchyuaviconcuaxanhdi15cm.Connovchtrc?pn:Concuaxanh,vconcuablucchn.51.Tisao30nginngv2nginbnhnhautnlon?pn:angchicvua.52.Cignhcha,nhm,nhanh,nhch,nhem?pn:Bnchinhrng.53.CigAdamc2mEvachc1?pn:Cha.54.Cigcangicongilcnocngmt?pn:Cili.55.Cigdinhtrichui,cm1lcthnchyncra?pn:Quekem.56.Cngchicngranuc?pn:Chic.57.Lmsaocicntcnchnhn?pn:Ltngccicnli.58.Nhngloithnosauyncm:a)stb)cpc)hmd)voipn:St(congi)59.Chngminh:congi=cond.pn:Congi=thntin=tinthn=trckh=cond.
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60.Cuchnomnhngngivuisngkhinhnthynstrnnbunbvngcli,nhngngibunbusukhithynstrnnvuivhn.pn:iuricgquai.61.Haingiotronghaigithcmtcih.Vyhimtngiotrongmtgithcmycih?pn:1cih(nhhn).62.Bntringcmtcnnhxanh,bnphingcmtcnnh.Vy,nhtrngu?pn:M.63.Tisaoconchkhngcncuicamnh:pn:Vuinkhngdi.
*Nhngcuvui
1.Nghnhanh:Cmttuinivhngnam.Gihngtybc.Vykhitcontustheohngno?
2.Lmthnokhngngphingntaykhibnpbavomtcimngtay?
3.Nubnnhnthyconchimangutrnnhnhcy,lmsaolynhnhcymkhnglmngconchim?
4.Ciugingmo,chngingmo,vtaigingconmo,nhngkhngphiconmo.Vylcong?
5.Mingrngnhngkhngnimtt,lg?
6.Khngbmnophnngkhigiovinnhnhngatrtronglp,tisao?
7.Ciglunphatrcbn,mbnkhngbaoginhnthy?
8.Cigbnkhngmnmtr?
9.Cigluninmkhngbaoginni?
10.Volcnothnghg13ting?
11.Lcltngntra?
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12.Cignmngaytrcmtmconngilunbqua?
13.Cbaqutotrnbnvbnlyihaiqu.Hibncnbaonhiuquto?
14.Bmcsungicontrai,mingicontraicmtemgi.Higianhcbaonhiungi?
15.30chia1/2,vcngthm10,bngbaonhiu?
16.Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrctin?
17.Conslnnhtcduynhthaichs?
18.Chaibnhrngmingngync.Lmsaochottcncvotrongmtcichumvnbitncnocabnhno(khngcchocbnhhaybtkdngcngncnovochu)?
19.Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstanggingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?
20.Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?pn:
1.Nghnhanh:Cmttuinivhngnam.Gihngtybc.Vykhitcontustheohngno?Tuinlmgckhi
2.Lmthnokhngngphingntaykhibnpbavomtcimngtay?Cmbabngc2tay
3.Nubnnhnthyconchimangutrnnhnhcy,lmsaolynhnhcymkhnglmngconchim?Bnchukhichimbayinh
4.Ciugingmo,chngingmo,vtaigingconmo,nhngkhngphiconmo.Vylcong?Concaconmo(cngilmocon).
5.Mingrngnhngkhngnimtt,lg?Consng
6.Khngbmnophnngkhigiovinnhnhngatrtronglp,tisao?Vyllphctrongtrimci.
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7.Ciglunphatrcbn,mbnkhngbaoginhnthy?Tnglai...
8.Cigbnkhngmnmtr?Licmn...
9.Cigluninmkhngbaoginni?Ngymai...
10.Volcnothnghg13ting?Llcbnnnemnghisa...
11.Lcltngntra?Saubansng.
13.Cbaqutotrnbnvbnlyihaiqu.Hibncnbaonhiuquto?2qu(Vbnlyi2quricng).
14.Bmcsungicontrai,mingicontraicmtemgi.Higianhcbaonhiungi?9ngi(baogm6ngicontrai,1ccongivbm).
15.30chia1/2,vcngthm10,bngbaonhiu?Bng70.
16.Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrctin?Quedim(Bnphibtquedimlntrcthmithpcnhngdngccnlich).
17.Conslnnhtcduynhthaichs?99(=9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9x9lnqutriln)
18.Chaibnhrngmingngync.Lmsaochottcncvotrongmtcichumvnbitncnocabnhno(khngcchocbnhhaybtkdngcngncnovochu)?Choc2votlnhngthnhrichochungvomtchu.
19.Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstanggingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?Phngbav3nmkonthnchasnlmcngcht.
20.Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?Hmqua,hmnay,ngymai.
*Lctuitr,emchsonphn,
nkhigimphnmson
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(Quthim)
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Stluicngtithui,
Trcsaunhthbitum?
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ngxaxaqu!Rcduthno?
(TriSabch)
*Chungtnhmtkhiemmang,
Ththnvoranhbngchng
(Trisuringortrimt)
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Mnhtrngnhng,cixanhxanh.
Thngemcvcemv,
Choemnmuidnhclu.
(Tricpho)
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Nhngbcemginnnbntrong,
Emgicaemliobng,
mlnghnsiuidangvng!
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(Trilmchm)
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Trmnmhiccthnhphngloan?
(QuM)
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Htkuchtchibungranmngoi!
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Nhkhinngsmmachiucyai?
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Trongtrng,htnhlitinhm?
(QuThanhlong)
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Hng,xanh,trng,ncdamtm?
(Qumn)
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*Aikiaqunoxnhxang,
Bnnmbphlnmnhcnthan!
Ruriamcbaorngvng,
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Chuynngilnhtrquainhnhung?
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ihidaolnomincnha?
(Trimi)
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Dngnucanhnhkhitribnmtma?
(Qukhchua)
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MongbngHongtcingahng?
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Nhumchommcimuthuchung?
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(Tribkt)
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Bihcchngthucmichtchua?
uemsaotithny,
Bihcchngthucmichtchua?
(Tribao)
*Quphcunguyn:Chngi!,
ChoemlycTylngthanh?
(TriMngcuTy)
*Trinonmnmmi?
(TridaXimla)
*Trigngonqu,limidphng?
(Trithimthtcay)
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*Trigcmtrng,nctronggiatri?
(Trida)
*Daemtrtchngtrn,
Ngoixanhtrongtrnggtscnha!
HhngchiuvianhT,
Mmangtnchutmilk?
(Tridachutxanh)
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Chnthmngnc,
TnemSaon,
Dintrongcilng?
(TriotinMinBc)
*Cuchuynctchnivem,
MtdthuchungdVuaCha,
Btchngphiubtnioxa?
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*Mnhnochmtcu,
Llnggitrimeosinng?
(Qulu)
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*uchgvinhtre,
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Daccxxembtmtinh,
Cnmtinhngtnhnhhten?
(Trinhn)
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Ngilm,kchumioantnh.
(Qutlm_Camchu)
Cam
Qut
*Mtcuchuynkbiconli,
Mginnicu:Mttrmmt,
rinnnsutci!"
(Quthm(dahaykhm))
*Haingihmicouplethi,
Emtngqunybvotai!
(Tribu)
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*Tnhyukhintngchonhau,
Tri,cndn,ngtlmmi?
(Trito)
*nqunynhltvra,
Bthnhhaikhcavomm,
Nhngnguyntrinhaem,
NgiMhcinghquycho!
(Trichuigi)
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Lkha,bngvngnuviraumngti.
(Qumphnghaympkha)
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Bindltkhicndao,
Nhngmkhduciminng,
TorathmngtCgiola!
(Triqut)
*Khchuaemcngchuatheo,
Embntheoma,cnbnthkhng?
(Quchanh)
*Quxanhngtchuadn,
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Cngchnnlithmhn,
cbitmtiuhaylmy,
Cihtgaigcmilk!
(Tricccnxanhvkhichn)
*Trigchimquynnbnnh?
Vchngnmthngquenhi?
(Trinhnlng)
*NgyxaMnitriny,
Phicthtptrongcixin.
(Qucauxanh)
*Triemotrntrn,
Mkhiginai,hdngem,
Nmvomtngihghtcay!
(Tricchua)
*Emlmcmichuynhay,
Nhngkhngmmingchuphnhn!
Qucamlchcribni!
Ducholmttcamlngbch!
*Ngitapthlingonlnh,
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Conginhlnhvngtnhoan,
Bctrongnhememtrch!
Bibngmangtingoancongi,
XxnmtchtTriBIngtthanh
BiBinHovngtmithanh"
*Nychng,nym,nycha,
Nylemr,nylemdu
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Tnemnghapmthi!
(Trilmchm)
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(Quusng)
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Anphnmthixualidanh.
(Qunho)
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Chatrongbtmlibchtson.
(TriVi)
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NhbusaMnuiemthno.
(Trivsa)
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Vitrachxusaichnhtlin!
(Trisu)
Trisudmchuangtrtngon
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Tctaituatanhhnhgmao.
(Trida)
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Mtcudanhlichsnlngta.
(Trithanhyn)
*Qunytnginghecngl,
conuiynhngcyt.
(Qucch)
*ngcnghngimnhcu,
Cnghthongdonggiicthi.
(Trithng)
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*Hoathathtbungmnh,
nkhikttridcdilcvua.
(TriLcVng)
*Chnhnnhnthicngm,
Xovithtb,nqunthi!
(TriMpng)
*Vorngvihiquny,
Tngemtrichntmmingnhai.
(TriTrm)
*Lcnucanh,khilmmt,
Anhhctrdtcnggitnem.
(Tribao)
(Tribr)
*Tnemctrongchuynctch,
BinqungtthmchTHong,
Blonhnghoboemri,
Vobcabngithi
(Quth)
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*TheonghatingTylmb,
Vittheotingmnhkhngngntui
(Trib)
*Cgioboemkhkh,
Vcluchyy...cdiu?
(Trithl)
*Nhnghochucnhhnvi,
oumc,khnuchong.
(Tribn)
*Vdunhdt,ctxiu,
Nhngkhinngsmmachiucyai?
(Tricamsnhxanhchualt)
Tridubay
*Bgiubctuicao,
Choghemimt,cmsonghngi.
(Tribu)
*Lootheoemmunlmquen,
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Nhngmthnqu,mlisaoy?
*Conchimtrchmiutrncnh,
NhngkhngchclmhiManh.
(Trimt)
*Tricngchnmngngtlmmi,
Xaypthnhruchngxnsay!
(Trinho)
*Muvngtatriduta,
Chngphiduchua,lingtngon..
*Mahtrhoachiy,
Trilnhnghtnhntrongveo.
(Trilu)
*ilngnnaquny,
UngchungbtncitmngithngT
(Trisim)
*Citrinyhnhtrntrn,
Khibgbongmtriny?
*Citrinyhnhtrntrn,
Khibgbongmtriny?
(Qubhn)
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Ngitavnhayni:"Ngmbhnlmngt"m
Cnccu:"Yunhaucucngtrn
Ghtnhauqubhncngmo"
*Thngchpnixchthng,
Bitmtch,thngtvng.
*Mnhugtmcthny,
Trngngngchoton,thvndtdy
*Cnhhnghygngcaobay,
Biduynmilitraotaychhng.
*Vmuvngtlinhiulng,
Cmxanhhtenvtquanhi.
(Trikiwi)
*Cycaotmtrng,
Nusng,nngngon.
(Triu)
*Thmduyntithmphimu,
Htduyn:Mhp,rngvngphikh.
(Bpphikh)
*ovngemmcnghong,
irangoing,thmngtaihn?
(Qul)
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*pmtthemctkhoanh,
emxoctxo,bmtibnb.
(Qudaleo(haydachut))
*Hoacamtloicythnsung,
Chnggilhoambptay.
*Didichiudcmtgang,
Chaaimlinghngngangtnmnh.
*Nhthmcomugreen,
nkhitrngthnhthayoduyn.
*Tptmdngtaykhngtayc,
Tptmgi..,Tayctaykhng
Taynoctaynokhng
Tunghngbaylntlungtung.
*Trinychngphiloithcvt,
Nmdunikncamingi.
*Cngtnnhngtrianhtrncao,
Cntidithpmunnhoxungsng!
1.Hoaghnnngysau
2.Hoaglimctrnuhngk
3.Hoagnghetingmgh
4.Hoagsctrngcnkntrn
5.Hoagthmngtvm
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6.Hoagsngcnhbnphnkhngd
7.Hoagnhiutuith
8.Hoagbohiungithusang
9.Hoagsmntitn
10.Hoagcsnhvohngtnvng
11.Hoagethnbnng
12.Hoaghnththngttti
13.Hoagtheonhmttri
14.Hoagxinhpngthilmgai
15.Hoagmundmngdi
Chcccbngiittnh
cu1:hoa10gi(10gihmsaum )
cu2:hoamug
cu5:dlhng
cu6:hoasen
cu7:hoavnth
cu8:hoacc
cu9:hoahu
cu11:hoamcc(hoatrinhn)
cu12:hoaphng
cu13:hoahngdng
cu14:hoahng
1Hoamai
2HoaMoG
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3HoaCtLn (dnbcchclbithoany)
Cnmyloihoakiacngitrlitngichnhxchtri
Qunmtcu9bnkiasairi
Cu9HoaPhDung
1.Hoaghnnngysau.(HoaMai)2.Hoaglimctrnuhngk.(HoaMnghayhoaMoG)3.Hoagnghetingmgh.(HoaSng)4.Hoagsctrngcnkntrn.(HoaHu)5.Hoagthmngtvm.(HoaQunh,DLHng)6.Hoagsngcnhbnphnkhngd.(HoaSen,HoaSng)7.Hoagnhiutuith.(HoaVnTh)8.Hoagbohiungithusang.(HoaCc)9.Hoagsmntitn.(HoaPhDung)10.Hoagcsnhvohngtnvng.(HoaMun)11.Hoagethnbnng.(HoaMcC)12.Hoaghnththngttti.(HoaPhng)13.Hoagtheonhmttri.(HoaHngDng)14.Hoagxinhpngthilmgai.(HoaHng)15.Hoagmundmngdi.(HoaThinL)16.Hoagthmngtsnhtimiem.(HoaHmTiu)
HOAGBNBIA?lHoaTiu
HOAGMUTM,lHoaSim
HOAGTTN,
NKHPMUNNH?Hoao
1.Hoagkhngphihmnay?
2.Hoaggiucomaynhiumu?
3.Hoagrcrtngcao
4Hctrxabn,laoxaovesu?Hoaphng(Bnglng?)
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5Hoagngithusang
6Hoagcaotuilolng,bni?
7Hoaghynhngphai?Hoaforgetmenot
8Hoagtithmmgaiycnh?Hoahng
9Hoagnlcgiam?Hoaqunh
10Hngthmthoangthongmmtalan?
11Hoagbphtquanhnm?
12Hoagngmnhmttriditheo?Hoahngdng
13Hoagchnhao?
Trongbnmchnghitanhmibn?Hoasen
14Hoagchgincao?
Nhngtnngndmnghesaollng?HoaThinl
16Hoagi`cbnumbomua?
17Hoagi`nuitrsmkhuya?Hoasa
18Hoagi`ngsmdytrabingl`i?Hoamigi
19Hoagi`nlcbci?
20Hoagi`Ttnmunngiumong?Hoao
21Hoagi`mchngng?
22Hoagi`la`mrngrlngttng?Hoatrngnguyn
23Hoagi`tuinlcao?Hoabtt
24Hoagi`vtvibaodmng?Hoahing
25Hoagi`nngtmihng?
26Hoagi`mutmihoangngptri?Hoasim
27Hoagi`smntitn?Hoaphdung
28Hoagi`mckhpungnui?hoamog
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29Hoagi`tmkimxunthi?
30Hoagi`lnting,niivngsu?
31Hoagi`nhtrgicTu?
32Hoagi`bcghlytrubn?hoacau
33Hoagi`suynghkhkhn?
34Hoagi`qunmtlignnoxa?
35Cuicngcnmtloihoa
Aimlibingsltrtth
HOAGLHOACANGNHTHNGNGHIP?HoaMua
HOAGLHOACANGNHNNGNGHIP?HoaTiu
HOAGVTV,
INGNDMNG?Hoahing
HOAGNGTHNG,Hoadhng?
NAMVSNG?
HOAGCHNHMNG,Hoamigi
NGSMDYTRA?
HOAGCHA?Hoas?
HOAGCIO?
HOAGONGGO?
HOAGBNBIA?
HOAGHIV,
THIKUINHI?Hoaloakn
HOAGNGYCI,
TNGCHOCDU?
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HOAGNTRU?Hoacau
HOAGTHIGHM?
HOAGMUTM,Hoaviolet
BTNGTIXA?
Cyg?
1.Chamctccontrcu
Chamsnglu,conchmu
2.Cygcmkhngcha
Tnnghechymu,nhnhaii.
3.Sngchtchngithaynhiu
Snghoangync,chtiuvtrng.
4.Mitrngcyngcncao,
Tkhimcngn,mnhaothpdn.
5.Cygcthtmkhng
Mucuchuynthangthab
Mnhxintrli:
cu4:lcynn
HIxcnmycukiamnhxinbkotrlic
Cucuilcynhang
Mnhxintrli:
cu4:lcynn
HIxcnmycukiamnhxinbkotrlic
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Cu2.Raum.
Cu1:CyDa
1)Lctuitr,emchsonphn,
nkhigimphnmson
Quthimkhicnnonmuxanhlcgimu
2)itikhngngra,
Stluicngtithui,
Trcsaunhthbitum?
Qubr
3)AnhtraiCaoBngcigiCMau,
ngxaxaqu!Rcduthno?
TriSabch
4)Chungtnhmtkhiemmang,
Ththnvoranhbngchng
Trisuring
5)Emtrtsinhralnhth,
Mnhtrngnhng,cixanhxanh.
Thngemcvcemv,
Choemnmuidnhclu.
Tricpho
6)Daemtrtcgai,
Nhngbcemginnnbntrong,
Emgicaemliobng,
mlnghnsiuidangvng!
-
Trilmchm
7)Ngiugpglmchi,
Trmnmhiccthnhphngloan?
QuM
8)Thnemsaokhthny,
Trisinhhaittnhmangsuti!
9)Chnhhmnldi,
Htkuchtchibungranmngoi!
10)Nhemphnvchngxiu,
Nhkhinngsmmachiucyai?
12)Qugtrngkhpqumnh,
Hng,xanh,trng,ncdamtm?
15)Qugenxudyngon,
ihidaolnomincnha?
17)Emcthnthbncas,
MongbngHongtcingahng?
20)uemsaotithny,
Bihcchngthucmichtchua?
21)Quphcunguyn:Chngi!,
ChoemlycTylngthanh?
22)Trinonmnmmi?
24)Trigcmtrng,nctronggiatri?
26)Quxanhchtngt,
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Chnthmngnc,
TnemSaon,
Dintrongcilng?
28)Mnhnochmtcu,
Llnggitrimeosinng?
29)uchgvinhtre,
Boemchngdithnyn!
30)Thnemtiphnlmsao,
Daccxxembtmtinh,
Cnmtinhngtnhnhhten?
34)Haingihmicouplethi,
Emtngqunybvotai!
35)Tnhyukhintngchonhau,
Tri,cndn,ngtlmmi?
36)nqunynhltvra,
Bthnhhaikhcavomm,
Nhngnguyntrinhaem,
NgiMhcinghquycho!
37)Snhchungmtginnhbub,
Lkha,bngvngnuviraumngti.
38)Volpnvngquny,
Bindltkhicndao,
Nhngmkhduciminng,
TorathmngtCgiola!
39)Khchuaemcngchuatheo,
-
Embntheoma,cnbnthkhng?
40)Quxanhngtchuadn,
Cngchnnlithmhn,
cbitmtiuhaylmy,
Cihtgaigcmilk!
41)Trigchimquynnbnnh?
Vchngnmthngquenhi?
42)NgyxaMnitriny,
Phicthtptrongcixin.
43)Triemotrntrn,
Mkhiginai,hdngem,
Nmvomtngihghtcay!
44)Emlmcmichuynhay,
Nhngkhngmmingchuphnhn!
45)Ngitapthlingonlnh,
Conginhlnhvngtnhoan,
Bctrongnhememtrch!
46)(TrchKiu)Nychng,nym,nycha,
Nylemr,nylemdu
47)Cmttrmuoanem!
Tnemnghapmthi!
48)Venmlinhsng,
Ruttrngemnuvasngvathm.
49)Thanhthnlngtanhnctrong,
Anphnmthixualidanh.
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50)ctmcohng,
Chatrongbtmlibchtson.
51)Tnginghertdum,
NhbusaMnuiemthno.
52)Trichuanhngchngcngoa,
Vitrachxusaichnhtlin!
53)Mtgainhpnhbmnh,
Tctaituatanhhnhgmao.
54)Nctrongrarutschtrn,
Mtcudanhlichsnlngta.
(TrchThcaVitNam)
55)Qunytnginghecngl,
conuiynhngcyt.
56)ngcnghngimnhcu,
Cnghthongdonggiicthi.
57)Hoathathtbungmnh,
nkhikttridcdilcvua.
58)Chnhnnhnthicngm,
Xovithtb,nqunthi!
59)Vorngvihiquny,
Tngemtrichntmmingnhai.
60)Lcnucanh,khilmmt,
Anhhctrdtcnggitnem.
61)Tnemctrongchuynctch,
BinqungtthmchTHong,
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Blonhnghoboemri,
Vobcabngithi.
62)TheonghatingTylmb,
Vittheotingmnhkhngngntui
63)Cgioboemkhkh,
Vcluchyy...cdiu?
64)Nhnghochucnhhnvi,
oumc,khnuchong.
65)Vdunhdt,ctxiu,
Nhngkhinngsmmachiucyai?
(TrchCadaoVN)
66)Bgiubctuicao,
Choghemimt,cmsonghngi.
67)Lootheoemmunlmquen,
Nhngmthnqu,mlisaoy?
68)Conchimtrchmiutrncnh,
NhngkhngchclmhiManh.
69)Tricngchnmngngtlmmi,
Xaypthnhruchngxnsay!
70)Muvngtatriduta,
Chngphiduchua,lingtngon..
71)Mahtrhoachiy,
Trilnhnghtnhntrongveo.
72)ilngnnaquny,
Ungchungbtncitmngithng
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73)Citrinyhnhtrntrn,
Khibgbongmtriny?
74)Thngchpnixchthng,
Bitmtch,thngtvng.
75)Mnhugtmcthny,
Trngngngchoton,thvndtdy
76)Cnhhnghygngcaobay,
Biduynmilitraotaychhng.
77)Miconmunlychng,
Coni!Mcngmtlngnhcon.
78)Trichnmutrnghtrtnhiu,
Lilvthuctraulng.
79)AnhtraiCaoBnghigiHthnh,
Mnnghi,emcnchxa.
80)EmlcgiTribtxu,
NhngquaubpngiHni,
Loitrixuxlithnhngon,
ylbtcanhrtctrng.
81)Trntrnlicchui,
Vxanh,cm,htnhiuknlun.
82)Vmuvngtlinhiulong,
Cmxanhhtenvtquanhi.
83)Cycaotmtrng,
Nusng,nngngon.
84)Thmduyntithmphimu,
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Htduyn:Mhp,rngvngphikh.
85)ovngemmcnghong,
irangoing,thmngtaihn?
86)pmtthemctkhoanh,
emxoctxo,bmtibnb.
1.Hoagsctrngcnkntrn
2.Hoagthmngtvm
3.Hoagsngcnhbnphnkhngd
4.Hoagnhiutuith
5.Hoagbohiungithusang
6.Hoagsmntitn
7.Hoagcsnhvohngtnvng
8.Hoagethnbnng
9.Hoaghnththngttti
10.Hoagtheonhmttri
11Hoagxinhpngthilmgai
12.Hoagmundmngdi
Hoagramtvuquy
Hoagracachathiv
Hoagtrnmitcth
Hoagi`tmbiclngthianh
Hoagtrongncmongmanh
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Hoagemtrncnhgihng
Hoagtmocngoing
Hoagchngttnhthngxangi
Hoagchnghochngti
Hoagthmmtthituith
Hoagchuynnnggi
Hoagchidtlplbnsng
Hoagginhmnhmng..
II.CONVT:
Cgdbusutngy?ctr
Cgngchtcangaytcth?ch
Cglnliquanhb?clngtng
Cgthmlmmscgai?chng
Cgchngchnhhi?cbng
Cggicnhngmlikhng?cng
Cgbunbnthngdng?cko
Cgichemtheonghng?cr
Cgmchngcmang.uito,bngln,mmcngkhipgh?cmp
Cgthylvngri?cthu
Cgbaytrntrimnhmng?crng
Cgdyvirngng,
Cttingchonnhhngbanmai?
Cgthinhlu?cnc
Cgcniquacnquasng?cb
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Cgihcphidng?cchp
Cglgonucngncsi?ccm
Cgbaybngtrntri?cchim
Cghtsc,ngoikhibmnh?cui
concuaxanhvconcua,concuanobnhanhhn?
congenvcongtrngcongnogiihn?
trmtrutrmc
trungnnm
trunmnba
lkhtrugi
batrumtb
himiloicmycon???12trung,4trunm,84trugi
Congkhisngthvchmchtilicch?ConTm
lllcgimkhngcu?conrn
lululucumkhngcgi?concua
1.bnchutnoibng2chn?
>>>Mickey
2.bnvtnoibng2chn?
>>>Vtkbwthibng2chn.
3.Sthbchy,bncongchyrautin?
>>>Conngi.
4.Mtconhbxchvogccy,sixchdi30m.C1biccchgccy31m,bnlmsaoconhncbic?
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>>>Conhknc.
5.Minmc7thng31ngy.bncbaonhiuthngc28ngy?
>>>12thng
6.NhNamc4anhchem,3ngilntnlXun,H,Thu.bnngiemttng?
>>>tnNam
7.bnkhiBeckhamthchinquphtn,anhtasstvou?
>>>Vobng.
8.Mtlythutinhngync,lmthnolyncdiylymkhngncrangoi?
>>>nght.
9.bncbaonhiuchCtrongcusauy:Cm,canh,chogtcngthchn!.
>>>1chC
10.CuhinomkhngaicthtrliVng?
>>>"Mychtrih?""Chotaohunngiiumynh"?
11.Cmtrntaymtcythcvmtcybt,lmthnobnvcmtvngtrnthtchnhxc?
>>>Vtcythci,cmcompalnv.
12.Cigtaytricmccntayphicmuncmcngkhngc?
>>>Rcichtayphi.
13.Cigngimuabit,ngibnbit,ngixikhngbaogibit?
>>>Quanti.
14.Tisaokhibnsngngitalinhmmtmt?
>>>Bnthyainhm2mtbnsngcha?
15.TnotrongtingVitcchnmuth?
>>>chnh.
16.Bnthchngminh"Ban=Bnviminthxemno?
>>>Ba+n=B+n
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17.Bnangtrongmtcucuavbnvavtquangithnh.Vybygibnangvtrnotrongonuay?
>>>Thnh.
18.Cngtrongmtcucua,bnvachyquangicuicng.Vybnangvtrno?
Cuicng.
19.Conmonocckschut?
>>>Doremon
20.Cconchutliccksmo.Conchutnovy?
>>>Konnocngs.
21.Nginngduynhttrnthgiicsalai?
>>>ngTh.
22.Cigckchthcbngconvoinhngchngnnggramnoc?
>>>Bngconvoi
23.Conmocgmkhngbtkconvtnoc?
>>>Tingkuvimokon.
24.Ticcmthmrngnhngkhngccimingnoc?Tilai?
>>>Daochtnc,cyca,bco...
25.Lmthnoconcuacchnhchn?
>>>luc
26.AgiBbngbc,BgiClngni,CkuDlcu,DkuEld,EkuFlch,FgiZlcon.
HiAgiZbngg???
>>>Mm
27.BctranhnngMnalisa,ngipnykhngcg?
>>>Kocchnmy
28.Cbaqutotrnbnvbnlyihaiqu.Hibncnbaonhiuquto?
>>>2W.
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29.Bmcsungicontrai,mingicontraicmtemgi.Higianhcbaonhiungi?
>>>9ngi.
33.30chia1/2,vcngthm10,bngbaonhiu?
>>>70.
31.Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrc
tin?
>>>Wedim.
32.Conslnnhtcduynhthaichs?
>>>9^9.
33.Chaibnhrngmingngync.Lmsaochottcncvotrongmtcichumvnbitncnocabnhno(khngcchoc
bnhhaybtkdngcngncnovochu)?
>>>chongthnh.
34.Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmst
anggingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?
>>>Stchtiri.
35.Cigenkhibnmuan,khidngnvxmxtkhivtni?
>>>Than.
36.Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?
>>>Hmwa,hmnay,ngymai,ngymt,ngaykia,ngyn
37.Tonhlnnhtthgii?
>>>Nhnc.
38.Thngnongnnhttrongnm?
>>>bat.
39.Cuhinombnphitrli"c"?
>>>nhvnchc.
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40.Loichnonhycaobngtonhcaonhtthgii?
>>>Ttcccloivnhkobitnhy.
41.Aicnhdingutin?
>>>ravcsn.
42.Tisaostnthtsng?
>>>bitnuchn.
43.Congcnaukhhnhucaocbvimhng?
>>>Conrtbauchn.
44.Mtphnangmuatitimngkim.Ngibnhngchogi:"Gicamtlmihaixu,gicabnmitlhaimitxu,vgica
mttrmmibnlbamisuxu."!Ctamunmuagvyta?
>>>muasnh.
45.Ccnhngkhngcminglg?>>>Cio.
46.Tilunmanggiying.Tilai?>>>konnga.
47.Bnlmvicgutinmibuisng?>>>mmt.
48.Tichudukhpthgiimtivnnguynmtch,tilai?>>>konteem.
49.Haiconchanglangthangcngvin.Conchtrngtnen,conchentnTrng.Namthychngdthng,linthytribanhraxarira
lnh"en,ilmtribanh"...bnconchnosilm?
>>>NamslmdpchykokpvNamphichcachng.
50.2ngimtln,mtbilnnhmtquni.Ngiblconcangiln,nhngngilnlikhngphichacangib,hingilnl
ai?
>>>m.
51.Bnc"chiu"nocththctrng7ngymvnkhngthiung?ngm.
52.Tic4cichn,1cilng,nhngkhngccth.Tilai?kigh.
53.Chngminhcongi=condCongi>thntin>tinthn>trckh>Mi>cond.
54.Tisao30nginngv2nginbnhnhautnlonnhc.
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55.C1ngimunlmquenvi1cgi,linchylihitn,cgini:
Anhhymxemtronggicbaonhiucybpthkhcbittnti.
Ngicmc12cybp,hicgitng?TNga.
56.C1cgingitathnggiltamgic,hicgitng?ThanhKiu.
12lttribplng,tngltnga,cytnTNga
LcLongQungpuCu?(trnrnghaydibin)
2ngiiunhauthchmugnht?
BcaSnc3ngicon,ngith1tniSn,ngith2tnTrungSnhingicnlitng?
Cmttuinivhngnam.Gihngtybc.Vykhitcontustheohngno?Tuinlmgckhi
Lmthnokhngngphingntaykhibnpbavomtcimngtay?Cmbabngc2tay
Nubnnhnthyconchimangutrnnhnhcy,lmsaolynhnhcymkhnglmngconchim?Bnchukhichimbayinh
Ciugingmo,chngingmo,vtaigingconmo,nhngkhngphiconmo.Vylcong?Concaconmo(cngilmocon).
Mingrngnhngkhngnimtt,lg?Consng
Khngbmnophnngkhigiovinnhnhngatrtronglp,tisao?Vyllphctrongtrimci.
Ciglunphatrcbn,mbnkhngbaoginhnthy?Tnglai...
Cigbnkhngmnmtr?Licmn...
Cigluninmkhngbaoginni?Ngymai...
Volcnothnghg13ting?Llcbnnnemnghisa...
Lcltngntra?Saubansng.
Cbaqutotrnbnvbnlyihaiqu.Hibncnbaonhiuquto?2qu
Bmcsungicontrai,mingicontraicmtemgi.Higianhcbaonhiungi?9ngi(baogm6ngicontrai,1ccongiv
bm).
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Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrc
tin?Quedim(Bnphibtquedimlntrcthmithpcnhngdngccnlich).
Chaibnhrngmingngync.Lmsaochottcncvotrongmtcichumvnbitncnocabnhno(khngcchocbnh
haybtkdngcngncnovochu)?Choc2votlnhngthnhrichochungvomtchu.
Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstang
gingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?Phngbav3nmkonthnchasnlmcng
cht.
Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?Hmqua,hmnay,ngymai.
c10conb,nhngtrongkhichcphpxy9cichung,ccbanhythitkchunglmsao9cichungmnhtc10conbnha,nh
lhohcgitconnoc?
Ctaymchngcchn
Tuyrngcc,cthnthiuu
Nghebiquanhnhcu
"Vnhdimquacugobay"cio
inm,ngnm,nginm,nmthng???cichn
Cignmthng,ngthnm???bnchn
Mgaigc,contrcu:cybi
Cygdinht:cys
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Qugtonht:qut
Htgdinht(lnhngg)
c15conb,nhtvo4chung,saochoscontrongmichunglsl!
3chungmichung5con,chungcuicngtonhtbaobclyc3chung
Trnlngdilng,phnglnngm(Lg)Lconmt
Mtlmchaib,chnhgiaccilhngn(lcig?)Lciming
Chturcda,
Xngtrngnhma,
Htvnhra,
Khenngonkhenngt?(Cyg?)cyma
2/Mnhtrnlnglicongcong,
Tvngcunqutconsnggiatri,
Ngyngydogtichi,
Btconlongthghongithycung(Cig?)
3/Buthmcmthn
Builgingsngcnnini
nguynranhmnhnhti
Bnihyonthcoichg?co==>c==>o
4/nhembtteo
Bqumchiucmnchthng
Vonhmyemlnln
Chyuanhthchthmhuynchoem(Chg?)
5/Cpkhaia
Duynngu
-
Mcchuu
Chmchmmtmt(Cig?)
6/Emvnduynngangtri
Quahtthcongi
Trtrulimangbu
Sanhconnuitrnu
Cnglnggnhchuhorurutgan
Tikhisckitthntn
Bngitanbtcnconyu.(Cyg?)
Nmngngichungmtbn
nglovicnc,ngtoanvicnh
Bnngtuimilnba
Cnmtnggi,tuichlnhaibntay
Nngbanmtachahbbn
Mamtngysaobnnxatacibng
anhquglmminhiukhe.....anhhu`ngha`okitthongnghechydiqumn
qugmtlnhbntay,cnvomtming,byngyrngqum
qugcakdigian,bdznhnthyhoangtnbdubtqutang
qugcangmyru,muhsuymuhyuvsugpbaqutim
qugccmccb,ngtincmtchanhanhmaquph
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Baanhchungmtvnhkhn
Llemchngchtbnkhonnh
Lathiutchngkuca
Smchiubabagiptanolng(Lcig?)king3chn
Congdigmdigh
Nmxuynquahtlngkiaxny
Cumchngctay
Cnnhbmtngaygialng(cong?)
Mibconnhovconng
Chgmthtllng
Ctutnmtloibng
Ctuitnmtloith:ch"chng"
Mnhmmcoxanh
Liemaibcvnquanhbnmnh
Trnhnilphtcukinh
Hutrongquntdmnhrachinemchua
Mtcgibntraicamnhrng:emthnhanhtrliccusau
cigmtonhquchui,emcmci1lclncnchyra.
Tuibncgicmcig??????quekem
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CGIchngmnhCUTH2,NUANHTRLICEMSHNANHLNMhiiiiiiiiii
Emanhcigcaemmkhiemcnchalychngthcinhbnhngkhilychngnlirnghn?
mnhbnlcigcacgi?
khicgivchngingcychngmnhnhsau:
C3bctranhnhsau
bctrangthnhtl:v2chngcaobimbnnhauv1tncht.
bctrangth2l:v2tnsamuraiukimvinhauv1tncht.
bctrangth3l:v1ngiphnmangthai.
chngyu,anhhytm4tthchhpnilnnghaca3bctranh?
mnhccbn4tlnhngtg?
Anhhngb,anhhngkhn,
Sngrngngyraticacngmn.
Mingngon,vtlcngnmm,
Trailng,gittcngchn.(cngvyn???)conrui
2.Nninhthvchng
Ciuchngraing,aib
Thamnthknhtnh
Ckho,thtlucemraplin(lg?)ia
1.Hoagthphngro
Tndongitemnobitu
Natinnatcvsao
Nghetnaigichorulngemhoadmbt
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2.Bachmbynilongong
Hoagntmdpdnhtrnsng?hoabo
3.Chngnu
Rugnmt
Lngcngcoqup
Mnhyrthng(lcong?)contm
4.Sngtrongnccngbitbay
Chngphitmcayss(lcong?)conccung
5.Nglngchothgianngi
Ngiritrlikungibttrungtmphn
Cngviccanginyrtgingvimtconcua.Mtlunnhnvphatrc,nhngchnlichyngangnhconcuavy.Cnhvyrtnhiuln,
phmvinghnghiphotngcangchlngthngkhong50m.Nhngnglngirtquantrong,khngththiuvngng?Vyngtal
ai???ngtrngtibin
1)Camdnghgm,dbl............camsnh
2)Biaicngthchnmsbnl...............binmroi
3)Tricyctngigicml...............!
4)Bmkhngaidmstil............bao
5)Bvinhdmanghngil.............bng
6)Chuikhngbthngdngl............chuibom
7)Loitricymngihixunrtkhoil.............!
8)Tricydutmkhngsthiul...........u
9)Tricydngdtmayqunocl...............quvi:quvi
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mnhccuvuimunthamgiacngccbn,cucamnhl:
ngyutinmnhcuuc6concmtu,ngyhmsaucuc9concmtui,ngyhmsaunacuc8concmtmtna.hi3ngy
mnhcucbaonhiuconc.kocucconno
Haimsinhbamicon
chungmcnsinhsnhnhau
nhnhaucnhtrnu
mtconmxt,scunhngi32qunctng
Thubemchaisng
ntuinachng,mtpnhhoa
Ngoihaimituigi
Qubamituilimcrahaisng.chhng
3.Vanmvingiln
Nghingqualcliibnthtu
Trongbngcctingku
Hnhnhiqunnhthnyconltt
lcong?
4.Vth,vv,vnh,vtm
Vntsnlm,haynthtsng
lg?
5.Mnhtrndalitrngxinh
Hnngnmnhthnngcra
lg?bnhrn
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1)Trongquncafnc1anhchngngi1mnhvctipvinminnichuyn,hianhtng?thanhnyni:tnanhlNHAISNG.Hianh
tatngvy?NhtTrng
2)Tnemmtcgilai
Nhngmkhngphilaityhaytu
Hemtnmttricy
anhchemytng???oMaiLin
Tayvvmtrunrun
Anhbtldianhltrn
Cnngsngcnngrn
Vahisckhovahaongtin.ccbnlhnhngg?htthuclo
Mtsngn,cmtthintingnbus,chuynmngchlchuynth6,,tchuyn1>6,ngwanstcnhsau:
C1:c8cgi,micgicmtheo8citi(chcishopping),micitic6cio,micioc8citio,trongmitioc5conbpb,
C2,C3....chonchuynth6:khinhthintiwanstthcngychangnhchuynth1:c8cgi,micgicmtheo8citi(chci
shopping),micitic6cio,micioc8citio,trongmitioc5conbpb,
question:tchuynth1nchuynth6,cbaonhiu"CITI"ttc!!!
it'ssoeasy,leteveryoneknowwhatuhave!!!
Sinhraphngimhng
Gilychngtncngita
Baogituitcgi
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Qungra,emliquchatrv
Taycmbnnguytxnhxang
Lmtivchasasangcib
Cnhvngunhnhcnhxanh
Hmnayu,linithnhhmsaucymai
Haiumchngcui
Nhiuchnmlinghoichngi
Cchnmchngctay
Khngxngmvnngaycsn
Qagsaonlthng
Khngcynoc,khngvnnomquni
Chnbu,taynu
Khulc,mtnhn
1Mnhxanhmcocngxanh
Rnhauitmchungquanhgiangh
Tmriliciora
Mnhtrngnhng
uimxanh(lg)gi
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2Bmtrncao,leotngng
Vtkhongtrngchngaibng
othvngtmxanh
Aingvorut:gitmnhttay(lg?)dyin
3.KHngmt,khngmi,khngtai
Hucmt,aiaicngnhn
Chngnimaicngtin
Sng,chiu,sm,mun,cnhnbitngay(lcig?)ngh
C3nhs3conqucngngbnbsngvchc1conthuyn(thuynchcthic2ngi).Lmthnomc3nhsv3conququa
cbnbkia.Trongqutrnhdichuynkhngchosqunhiuhnsnhsvnuqunhiuhnthnhssbthitmang.Mingii
cngnhaugiiiihihhih......
pn_bol"Thuynchchctia2ngi"tclthuyncthch2ngirithm3quhay1ngiv2Qu...vvngvngminsaoko
qu2ngicnquthitu.Doabcgiithny:
Ln1:3qucngquasng,ri1quvli
Ln2:1ngiquasng,ri2quvli
Ln3:2ngiquasng,ri2ngivli
Ln4:2ngiv1ququasng,ri1quvli
Ln5:3ququasng
Vytacttccngquasng
C1tn............siuochch,hncthchmbtcthgmkoaiphthinc,hnchabaogibbt.Tuynhin,hnrts1iu,anhch
hntasg?
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1.1ngiangitrnbict,nhngkhingiquayliphasauthkothyduchncamnhuc?igitli
2.Tisaochimlibayitrng?
3.Congchnmkoung?
5.Bnmuncnhutinvtrngsinhbtt,nhngBtchchobn1iucthui,vythphilmsao?
1.Khgmangtnnc
khuvcChu
Caosuctnghp
Tkhkhiu(khhahc)
2.trongnhc2anhem.Ngianhtoln,mtmisngsa,nnioangoang.Ngiembt,imthinthtcngy.Tuynhin,micngcangi
anhuphitheoschbocangiem.bithlai???
3.C2ngingiidinnhau,cnglmgtrnbnrartnhiunc.Nhngnckhngbaogirtxungt.ban.,hlmg?
4.Yunhauciochonhau
vnhdimquacugibay
(lcong??)
NGNMTRNBNMDI.MPNHAUCHYCNC
Cngchasakuracakiixbbtccrihichic....theonguntincathmtthnngcngchaangbnhtmtluinc2cnhcavo,mt
cnhcadnnphngtthn1ikhngtrli,1cnhcadnvophngsakuraangbnht...mtrcmicnhcac1tnlnhgccaotolc
lng,1tnchuynnithtv1tnchuynnidim2tnnhnyhtnh2anhemsinhihichic....lmsaochhi1trong2tn1cuduynht
mcthbitngchnhxcncnphngcucngchay(bitrngnginithtcthgccathoccasinhvngcli..).....cai
gipgimkiixi,aigipkiixcusakuraxinhut1trngphohoahichic...
Ph,thitlmtmihtsc,sau1tingmynghkiixcnggiirachichic....(trthngminhkhngcaolmnngiihiblu>.
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giithxemsao...mttrngphotaycamingichobtcaigiicvaraktquhihi.....thxembncphilmttrongs2%ngi
thngminhnhtthgiikhng?(tgiinghen,clygiyvitratmluml1hi
MTinc3ngicon,mtngitnNam,mtngitnHihingith3tng?Tin
Ruhmhmnmingi
Vainmtcrng,thnmithccao.
nginythucncno?giithch?Hoannghnhaigiiccudzuinyvsciuthvnvinging.goodluck
pn
chitit
Cigcngctcngthy?ctnh
Boxnythiumycudngnyquha(NgyxathcNiceguyhaypost,bygikoc),Serinhphiikim.Ccunyhayhaychomingi
n:
456789
6152639446?invochtrng!TL:18
nobncthtrlinh
c10ngnnntrccax
tt2ngn
mtnmphtsautt1ngnna
himtltsaucnmyngnVncn10ngnnn
mingi:1cpvchng,ngchngbtiung...........thbvbbnhg..........?
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Lu:cukhngcchichcnghngcbyb......................cnainghbythrngchuihen...................Vui
Cilngdngtrc
Cibngdngsau
Conmtvciu
Cchnhaumtbc?
cig
xegc3bnh,khngcngcnhngckhi?xehtiu
xegc4bnh,cngcnhngkhngckhi?xencma
vabngqubmnhinhhtNicm
vabngbcithuithibao
chcnxnxaolthngno.Thngntrm
ngigmnhtaykhochn
lmnhiunghtchngcnnchi?Ngimy
Yunhauciochonhau
VnhmhiquacugibayConla
1ngmbitrongbp2ngbpchtmt3conhicnmycon:10con
btichquananhxullng
khomlngungicicong
litomscntakhot
cikiptheouicthnkhng?lcicy
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3thngxungtmaotrn.2thngnttht1thngcnxng?tru,cau,vbchovocigi
Mtnginvtrong1qunnc,ngkhchmunungcithgilbthiu.Vythcunglgvychanh
vagvach
blichotrn
bamisucon
mttrmchnchng
ccbannghinh.g22con,ch14con
Thnemtrngtinhnnn
Ncthm,ncngtcngtemraTrida
Mtbgiich,igianggpmtconcithtli,lptcbgiquayv.
Hi:vsaombgiquayv?lckhngtin=tinkhngc.
Mmsinhtrc,rnsinhsau
Ckhirnlihngmauhnmm
Cachuangtquam
Rncngthnhmm,sthngvri.
Tonhninhnhbng
Chngthtrnsngcngtrillng
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Trongmtphngkncmtbngn,ngoic3cngtc,bitrng1trong3c1ciiukhinbngntrongphng.Phngnycmtcas.
Bngcchnovihailnbtcngtcvmtlnmcaxem,bncthbitccngtcnoiukhinbngn?Viiukinkhim
carithbnkhngbtcngtcna...Bncthbtmtlnhaicngtc.
Vd:Khibnbtcngtc1,bnchylimcaxem.Nunsngthbnbitc,cnnukhngsngthbnkobit...
1/ciginm,ngnm,nginm,nmthngi?(dphikhngno)
2/mnhtrn,lngkhngkhngkhong,
lmchocongiphilngtti.
ngsauthchmmi9(cig)
3/mtcymc5cnh
dpncthhodnhthti
4/thabemc2sng
nkhinachngthbnglnra
nnmbamituigi,
emnhlcclaira2sng
5/trnvnhvchtrngphau,
nnotmmt,rnhauinm.
pn__Chac
NubnlngilixekhchBC_NAM,bnnkhchtiHNi,trnxecottc10ngi.inThanhHaxednglinthm8khach
navtr5ngikhchxungrixetiptci.nHuxelinthm20hnhkhchnavatr4khchxung.Mt4tingsau,xemitiTP
HCMtrnxechcn5hnhkhchna.Hingilixetng?
Cutrlisnviccbnsau1tunna(ivinhngbnbtay)!goodluck!
pn_ngilixekhchBC_NAMtnlBan.
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Xemchittit
60.Tcgi_em_nico1990
Trnrungrung
Dirungrung!
Trnsngqu
Diauhung!
pn__Cuc
61.Tcgi_T_L_T
mnhccunyccbngiidmnha:
mtconravmtconngalmsaoiquaM
pn_Ra=Quy,Nga=M>>Quy,M=Quam
Xemchitiet
62.Tcgi::h2t_spt
1)Tm1stnhin,bitrngtngcanvccchscanbng2359?
2)Tm1sc4chs,bitrnglysnhnvi2ritri1004thktqunhnclsc4chsvitbiccchsnhchsbanu
nhngtheothtngcli?
3)Sdngphpthaythsnguyndngnbngtchcaa.btronga+b=n.Bngmtdyccphpthayth,ts22hytoras2001?
pn_1)23452)20033)
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63.Tcgi::huma
1,hongthnggihonghubngg
2,concuatmcnghaicng,bimtmthibmychn?
3,trnmtchicthuyncbaconttenvbaconttcngngivinhau.Hitrnthuyncbaonhiungi?
pn:
1,bngmm
2,bthttnhinc4chn
3,2ngi:bconttenvbcontt
64.Tcgi::
NhbchcEinSteinchobt,trnthgiinychc2%sngilgiicbiny.Bncnmtrongs2%nhngngithngminhnhttrn
thgiikhng?Bitondiythcchtltonlogic.
1)C5nginh,minhmtmukhcnhau.
2)Trongminhcmtngi,mingicquctchkhcnhau.
3)Mingithchungmtloinckhcnhau,mingihtmtloithuclkhcnhauvnuimtloivtkhcnhautrongnhcamnh.
Cuhitral:Ainuic?Bitrng:
a.NgiAnhsngtrongnhmu.
b.NgiThuinnuich.
c.Ngianmchthchungch.
d.NgichtthuclnhnRothmanns.
e.NgiNauysngtrongnginhutin.
f.Ngisngtrongnhxanhthchungcph.
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g.NgihtthuclWinfieldthchungbia.
h.NgisngtrongnhvnghtthuclDunhill.
i.NgihtthuclPallMallnuivttrongnhcamnh.
j.Ngisngtrongnginhchnhgiathchungsa.
k.NgihtthuclMarlborosngbncnhnginuimo.
l.NgihngxmcangihtMarlboroquenungnc.
m.NgihtthuclDunhillsngbncnhnginuinga.
n.NginhcangiNauynmbncnhnhmutm.
o.Nginhmuxanhnmkvbntri(phatrc)nhmutrng.
pn:
Nh1:vng,Nauy,nc,Dunhill,mo
Nh2:xanh,anmch,tr,malboro,nga
Nh3:,Anh,sa,Pallmall,chim,
Nh4:xanhlcy,c,cfe,Rothman,c
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Ngy2,aci2vng,nhnvci1vng.
Ngy3,aci1vng.
Ngy4,aci4vng,nhnv3cikia.
Ngy5,aci1vng.
Ngy6,aci2vng,nhnvci1vng.
Ngy7,aci1vng.
Vang7ngy,trngtheoyucu!
66.Tcgi:BngNhi
Nghetnrtimngm
TngibaybngbnbNgnGiang
Ngugaigcdcngang
Sutilnltbhoangrnggi(Cyg)
pn:Cymy(tiuthlangthang)
Cu2)Hoagchnvolcclng?
pn:Hoangtin(tiuthlangthang)
Cu3)Congcti3u,3ui,v8cichn?
pn1:Rnhnga(tun_123)
pn2:Chimcmo(tiuthlangthang)
Cu4)Ccconvt,(kcconngi)aubnhrimicht,nhngcconlingcli,chtrimibnh.Congklvyta?
pn:Cthclc(minhhoang001)
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Cu5)Thngnotrongnmphntninht
pn:Thng2(tiuthlangthang)
Cu6)Nhngngiutocgil"Th",vynhngngimttocgilg?
pn:idin(luusquare)
XemChiTit
67Tcgi::~Atula~
1.mingitmrac2chtrongdu3chmnh
E,R,T,Y,U,I,...,D,F,G,H,J,K,...
Mtengii:chOvL(nhntrnbnphmthccbnshiu)
2.ngimnmnayhnngicon21tui,6nmnathtuiconbng1/5tuim
Hingichagiangu?
Sugiiri:ngichaangbnngim,vgiirahintingiconang9thng>>>ngichakobnngimthlmsaosau9thngngi
conrai
68.Tcgi::BngNhi
1/
Githcbbb
Congingth,rngtoctoloa
Ngoixanhtrongtrngnhng
nngcngchung,nbcngyu_Tricau(Endlessgii)
2/
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Ccaocthpnhngaithy..
Ctocnhnhngaiso....
Cchuacngtnhngainm..._Gingni(Endless)
3/
Thnemvatrngvatrn
Bcimibclimngtchn_Vinphn(Gik)
4/
Cigkhibnmuanmuen,khixinmu,khibnmuxm_Than(Endless)
5/
Titrtyumtcgitcvng
Trnmnhnnglunphchickhntang
Tibitrngrixannglkh
Cucitignchtvitcnng.
Vynnglai?
_iuthuc_(~Atula~)
69Tcgi::h2t_spt
Gianhngch:
1)Lkr?
Dikhongngntay,
mngaymnga,
mngiccha,
mngikhng,
mcnng,
mcnb,
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Ngigi,connttm.=>citmxarng(susu)
2)
Concgcxemltonht?(mo)=>conccn
Gianhngsuylun:
Timthno,c3ngilng:
+++LngA:lngnhngngichnitht.
+++LngB:lngcanhngnginidi.
+++LngC:lngcanhngngiluc(nuhni2nidungthsc1nidungngv1nidungsai)
Mthm,titrmcuha,anhthungtrcangngixemtruynhnhtrctipmttrnbngrthpdnthbngchunginthoireovang.
An,nghnngaychchngti,lngtiangchy.
Nhnglngno?
LngC.
inthoicpmy.
Trnbnganghpdn,mcnghtscphnvnkhngbittinnghaysai?
Anhtaphilmgy?Liuccicuhaikhngvinlngno?
=>cvicngixembng(Mten)
GianhngTon:
Tmstiptheocadys:
122/31/22/7...chcntnhtontthui!
=>2/11(susu)
PostedbyBngNhi
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1/
Cmtngvuanitingccvmtvquanithnmthmvuagntiquanithnvbtquanithnphicht,bncnhngvuacho
quanithnchncichtvyquanithnchncichtkiuno?
_Chtgi(Hoangduccuonggii)
2/
Vi5s0vttccckhiutonhclmthnothucktqul120?
(OkievBMWgii)
3/
Mnhtnhthc2,tncthcmt,vtrthkocvynl?
_Ch"n"(TTLTgii)
4/
Cgnhnht?
(Clng=>cngl)(Su)[color="Red"][b]
5/
Tmimsaitrongcu"dinhnngsnglonglanhtriucnhhngkhoescthm"_
Khoesckhonotkhoescthm(Sugii)
6/
Mtnhhaicanhnhau,
Chnghphnbit:cngvo,cngra.
Sutilngithongqua,
Camhtgichnhchttheo_
Mi(TTLTgii)
CHNGMINH:4=5
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Tac:
20=20
2545=1636
=>5^22.5.9/2=4^22.4.9/2
Cngc2vvi(9/2)^2xuthinhngngthc:
5^22.5.9/2+(9/2)^2=4^22.4.9/2+(9/2)^2
(59/2)^2=(49/2)^2
=>59/2=49/2
=>5=4
PostedbyBngNhi
1/
Ccbnhytmgimmnhtntngcpconvtmkhinilitn2convtsra1cpconkhc.
Vd:Concuaconrng=concngconra
TtcccpnhplcaccbnmnhsPostln,thxemcbaonhiucpconvtthvnhthnh.Mnhxinitrcbngmyconny:
1/Concuaconrng=concngconra
2/Conccconso=conscconco
3/Concoconb=conboconc
4/Conscconc=concccons
5/Consconbo=conbconso(Alan)
6/Conbconnhng=connhngconb(Mten)
Mimingitiptc
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2/(Mten)
Mtthngikoko,hintng?
Mingisuyttinmnha,csdngnili
Thngi=ithng=ikhngcong=cngkhngi=cngkhnghai=hikhngcong=hithng=thngHi
3>
Lmtnmchmtcon
Xanaychngyng,tymimin
Nghetnthinhuking
Ging,giculithmgingi?(cong)
_Conh(Neverletgo)
4>
Hiem,emcmyngh
Khinchothinhmesaymngy
Xo,xpnn,bpchuyntay
Thntntnuqungilcno?
nhskipbitsao
Thngemanhnhngxaoxaottlng_
Bbi(kiplangthang)
5>
Chnglpmthnhmi
Chngcymmcu
Githtrngphauphau
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Nonthenkinkt(Cig)_
Mitc(Mten)
6>
Cigmchaiu,
Ctrmconmt,mangbulinmin.
Milnemlcnhnghing,
Khngmmvntingrumdudng_
Civng(Kimalone)
CUHICHOBIBN"THNGBOYNGBT"
1.Cygtrngtrongvn
Licntrngctrngingmihay_CYCHUI
2.Khicnthtanmdi
Khngcnkhngnmcichihing_QULUN
3.Cqumchngccy
nvotcrut,nhngaytrngi_QUM
CuhichobiHuyck:
whichsentenceisright,whichoneiswrong(anyoneinfirst5peopleanswerscorrectlywillbeawarded)
1Heisaverycarefuldriver
2Heisanextremelycarefuldriver
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3Heissocarefuladriver
4Heisadrivercarefulenough
5Heisarathercarefuldriver
6Heisquiteacarefuldriver
7Heissuchacarefuldriver
8Heistoocarefuladriver
9Heisanunexpectedlycarefuldriver
Ans:Ttcusaivthiuduchmcuicu
Cuhichobilong_c_nng:
Cu1:
ngkiaichmua,ngmuag(g),rau(r),chu'i(c),khingmuaxongrithngiba'nno'itngcngl20$,nggiamihitisaomc'wa'!th
ngbntrli:
gmchnrau9$,gcngrauthimchnchui16$,vytngcngl20$
vyraubaonhiu?gbaonhiu?chu'ibaonhiu??
G:13.5$
Rau:4.5$
Chui:2$
CU2::
1/ncNhtngitathungciukhichonhau.TrongmtbaticNhtmtvkhchncngoimc630lnciunhvy.
bnbitcbaonhiungithamgiabatickhiaicngciuchonhau.
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Gisngiln:
=>Scchchn2ngichonhaul:
nC2=n(n_1)/2=630
n^2n630*2=0
n=36ngi
2/Mtnginngvmtnginbnichuynvinhautrongmtlhihatrang:
"Tithtral1nginb"ngihatrangthnh1cowboynivy.
"Tithtral1nginng"ngihotrangthnhmtnngtinnivy.
Nunhctnht1nginidithailnng,ailnb?Giithch.
C2ngicngnidi
=>ngihatrangthnh1cowboylnng,ngihotrangthnhmtnngtinlnb
3/Bnhythvmnhnhmtchnghipscanmvmungiicumtccngchaxinhptuyttrnmphichinuvimtconrnglac
1000ciu.Vimtchiubncthcht1,17,21hoc33ciucaconrngnhngsaukhichtthtciubchtsmcra10,14,0hay40
ciukhcna(tytheosumbncht:11017142103340).Nunhbnchttciucuicngcanthmihcnvlc
bncthmccngchadimlkiavdinh.
Bnschtnhthnohcconrnglangght?
C2cch:
Cch1:utinchm47ln21u,cnli13uchm1ci,=>mcln10=>sulcnyl22u,chm21u,sauchmnt1ucnli
lOk
Cch2:46lnutin,milncht21ciucan(tccht46*21=966ci)Cnli34ci.Saucht33ci,cn1ci.Nmcthm40ci
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na,sulcnyl41ci.Cht17ci,ncn24ciu,mcthm14ciuna,chotilcnysul38ci.Lntiptheocht21thcn
17ciu.Vcht1nhtnalOk
4/Diylmtcuhibngmtm.Bnchcntrlicuhilc
HGTIGTHGUTNOKARGAJKJUIJAUITNATMJUTMTGE?
Chcn1,2phtmthi
5/Nunha1=b+2=c3=d+4=e5ththeobnchcinollnnht:a,b,c,dhaye?Giithch?
Theobi:"a1=b+2=c3=d+4=e5"tac:
a1=b+2=>ab=2+1=3>0=>a>b(1)
a1=c3=>ac=13=2abd=42=2>0=>b>d(3)
c3=e5=>ec=53=2>0=>e>c(4)
T(1),(2),(3)v(4)=>e>c>a>b>d
Vyelnnht
6/Nhngngicmttrongmtbaticnchgm2hngngi.Mtloichbitnidivloikiachbitnitht.Mtngitrongkvibn
rnganhtavanghecmtcuchuyncamtnginbn,nginbnycngcmttrongbatic,trongbtatnhnmnhl
ngichbitnidi.Theobnthanhtaniththaynidi?Giithch.Chcvuiv.
Nubtalnginitht==>btatnhnmnhlnginidilnidi
Nubtalnginidi==>btanitht
=>anhangnidi
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Vuanomtstens?MaiHc
2.Vuanotrongbuihnvicha?LCngUn.
3.Tngnobgyphvua?_QuangTrung
4.TngnodngbtnhlaVngThng?_NguynTri
5.Ngaaiphunlayng?ThnhGing
6.VoiainhldngHogiang?BTriu
7.Kimaitrliravng?LLi
8.SngairnVQuangthuno?_CaoThng
9.Cnaiimchongbo?LLai
10.Nlusnhvianhhonhngai?HaiBTrng,BTriu
11.Nhthlnonui?CaoBQut
12.TngTuchuingchydiBcphng?_ThotHoan
13.TngNamchngthitphongvng?_TrnBnhTrng
14.Rclngngng,thipnghechnghicha?MChu
15.Anhhngithngnga?QuangTrungNguynHu
16.ngdukhixng,bnbanhngngy?PhanBiChu
17.LyThyaip,aixy?LThungKit
18.HngSnliphtriuTynmnh?_NguynDu
19.VuaBlnglyuydanh?BTriu
20.unhitptrnctranhlmc?inhBLnh
21.Vuanonguynsyhith?LThnhTng
22.HngVngQuctnthu?
23.ivngbgysngtru?PhngHng
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24.RngLamkhinghaonuanhhng?LLi
26.cchmthuynchdisngBchng?YtKiu
27.Ltriunitingcaotng?SVnHnh
28.BnhNgaisonbnvnlutruyn?NguynTri
29.MibalitsthnhYn?
30.Bquantreontutinthuno?
31.Aisinhtrmtrngngbo?MuC
32.BnhKhichchiuctraochongi?
33.TySncntngti?BiThXun
34.CnVngchngPhpbyxta?DuyTn
35.TngnhHtBncnh?_oDuyT
36.Khcngmchinhphailtcnhn?anthim
37.Vuanosthicngthn?LNgaTriu
38.NhvnvitchuynTTmtrtnh?
39.ThiNguynchngPhpdybinh?iCniCung
40.HNinhtngcvthnhvongthn?HongDiu
41.VuanomnghipnhTrn?TrnCnh
42.Nugnghiutdinmlutruyn?
43.CnglaovnhcNguynThuyn?
44.Lngdanhduynhidinhinlai?NguynCngTr
45.NhthsngVbitti?
46.VuanochngPhpbyoxa?HmNghi
47.Ngynoknimnga?
48.Binthytinbitlichadnd?NguynTri
49.MLinhxydngc?BTriu
-
51.HydanhhongGiaLong?Nguynnh
52.Tngnohngkhilngngthugi?LvnDuyt
53.RngthingktnghauC?LcLongQun
55.inocchcLcHu?HngVng
57.DanhnhothunggiTrngTrnh?NguynBnhKhim
59.mDTrchncuydanh?DTrchVngTriuQuangPhc
60.Sdngchmnnhkhngthnhtquan?ChuVnAn
63.VuanodngdiMinh?AnDngVng
65.NgynotryhinHng?103
67.NinongtrSnTinh?TnVin
68.Sngnoghplibtdanhthiho?Sng,Thubn
69.Gcngunhaich"ngbo"?MuCrabctrmtrng
70.BnbatchcphongtrongDu?PhanBiChu
71.Hmthingtrnngchinkhu?HongHoaThm
72.VuanothnhlphithTaon?LThnhTng
73.DpThanhgivnggiangsn?QuangTrung
74.Thittriunml,khintnnghipL?LNgaTriu
75.Hagianggitrnlith?BTriu
77.Mngrathntngvuano?AnDngVng
78.BnhChim,dpTng,Ltronidanh?LThungKit
80.Trngnguyntngxuvmnhhoasen?McnhChi
84.Ltriusksonthnh,hNg?NgThNhm
86."VnTin"tcgilomlai?NguynnhChiu
87.iTnitingtti?TXut
90.SnhduyncngchaNgcHn,vuano?QuangTrung
-
91.ThinhnnilonhCao?CaoBQut
92.Xythnhply,holai?oDuyT
93.HPhanlnhnkhmsai?PhanHuyCh
94.Phngkhuvngtingthuynchi,tngt?TrngChiMyNuong
95.ngylngtingdanhs?HiThngLnngLHuTrc
96.LithditchbnbHagiang?BTriu
98.AmMyndtchngmnglidanh?NguynBnhKhim
99.MaxunnophqunThanh?_KDu
1.Gnmtthcmbckhngqua>Lcichi_Bnchn
2.ithngngthng>Lcichi_bnhxe
3.Haigmtmgio
Mcodab
Thpthcal>Lcongnh_Concua
4.VthvvvnhvtmVntsnlm,haynthtsng>Hchc,lcig_Tht
5>Ccptnhnhndtnhaurabsngththbnnhau
chnghinng"emmuncngichngnhthno?"
nngththp:"emychngmonggiusanghayhtxong.Emchmunngichnthtvyuemlri"
Vchththilmchngtiunghurithdi"anhkohpviemu,hytmngikhcidanhrtyuem."
Rianhdngdy,khpkhingivbmccgihtlixinli.
Hibnvsaoanhtalmnhvy?v"li"ylg?_Anhtacchntht
-
CuhichobiOkie_xinmailabanthan
Mtnhbohimtnhtonhcnmnayngbaonhiutui
Cutrliyhmhnh
Tuitibngtngccchscatuivnmsinh
pn:::Gistuicangl10a+b,nmsinhsl19cd
200619cd=10a+b
Tac:1+9+c+d+a+b=10a+b
Rtgnlil:10+c+d=9a>10+c+dchiahtcho9(1)
cvdl2chst09,vthtngcachnglnnhtsl18
==>10+c+dnmtrongkhongt1028(2)
(1)v(2)suyra:10+c+d=18hoc27
>c+d=8hoc17
==>a=2hoc3
Xttrnghpa=3:
200619cd=30+b
>nmsinhsnmtrongkhong19701976,vtng2chscuiphi=17
==>koctrnghpnonhth>loi
Vyachcth=2,vnmsinhsnmtrongkhong19771986
Tngca2scuiphil8,chc1980lthomnttciukintrn
-
20061980=26
1+9+8+0+2+6=26
>Nhtonhcsinhnm1980,vatrn26tui
CucaTiuThLangThang:
1/
xuingcngcxuivnvngvng
itriptnghinngang
Mtumtuirithmsc
Vnmtloichimrtngangtng=>Non(Su)
ucuinhnhau
thgiankiaaingipnht???=>Gng(BroTCT)
Bunnhiukhngem?
Mtduinh
ybin,vcthmtien
Cnnunhthmvohngsc
ththnhtnmtloiqu,rtquen^^=>Su(BroTCT)
Cthtmtrongchnytnca3convtv1vt.Chj`th???
=>Ch"Cuc"(endless)hocch"Cc"
GiPhtGiy
Hythmvo1chduynhtc3tmi(Phicnghaynh)
-
=>Chkim(Kimgi,kimpht,kimgiy)
Bangenbng
Cngbidng
Sngbntphng
Cbayrr.
ccbnbithnymiutvicg?
-
Koikolilngnhngsutm_Ttnc(BrocHnh)
Thntrngnhtthn
Yphcthmda
Sinhvngnng
Tngsnh_Pho(Saochi)
Cngthngcngquchcngaobinh
onqunvybcchungquanhmyvng
ngditptrnhacng
Gpcngingtthnhtrongtim_nlng(Saochi)
Nhvungbtkniu
MttrmngikhchbnTusangchi
Nginokhngmththi
Aimcmthlinhlin_Hpdim(lola87)
Thnganhchngdmmmi
Riylnbnganhngikhthn_Xmxe(Tend)
Khngnthi
nrithbtri_Baob
Sngsngmnggiatri
-
Chngcnmigithinhcngn(Cig?)_Cich
Cscchngmcpngi
Mlmnobngngiimihay
Thmnngthithayngay
Vabnliptingxanayn(Chg?)_La_La
Bnciich
Cthmangnng,cthiikhng
Haicthhuphng
Haiclitinphngxavi(Chg)_Quninhndn
mtvngqucncmthongtbithtlclccnnh.Khivvuabngh,triunhmuntmvhongt.Saukhithngbotitonbdn
chngthchaingincungvuatnhnlconrutcavua.Saumthibnbc,triunhquytnhyucu2ngichothmuth1ngi
ng,cn1ngikong.Ngingthmubchmu.Ngikongthmuclnngivua.
Tisaolicchuyn?_ngvuabbnhmukhngng(lplayer+lola87)
Milm,misuttti
nbamituikhngchngchtqueo?(Lg?)_Mttrng(Saochi)
Ngithmttc,datrngnhng
uimhoa,chnicmt_Cygi(Saochi)
KhngMinhGiaCt
-
Lpbtc
nggiadinhc
Chocctrnemmnhtinp_Connhn
Hngtrmcil,vstrcon
uachyvngtrnchennhauchuixung_Cisnggo(lola87)
Chutaybcltcangi
Thntngyguckhngliththan
Quanmkipsngiutn
Sinhra1lconngoannidng_cunlch(Saochi)
Ththnchc1mnh
Chngconkhngc,mtmnhqunhhiu_Qu,cysuring(saochi)
VnquxaTht
Aiaicnggitnlconquan
Dclngvicnclotoan
yviphmcthgiantnhiu(cig)_Cini(Saochi)
12/
Ngyxaemhnghng
Emilychngembqucha
Ngysautuihcgi
Quchngemb,quchaliv(cig)_Nit(Sadeyes)
-
13/
Chnchngnt,ctchngntri
Llnggiatrimeobtp(qug)_Qubi(Saochi)
Cnduynnhphnphimu
Htduynmhprngvngphikh(lg)Bpng(Broh2t)
Bthotrngovng
Lnthciophilndaxanh
Bththtphthyphanh
Lnthchtchm,anhcyg_Cymng,tre(BrocHnh)
TnghpcccukhngjngainnkonghngdoOpsphtminh!
1.Medusabhgcbikhoahchayphpthut?
=>C2.Phpthutltiasngha,khoahcltmgng.
2.insvodu??:11?21314151?1?1?19....
=>Quilut111213141516...
Ghp3slintipvo1nhm.
3.lnhAiCphnhqunlnThNhKvhthydngsngtrntri.Tisaovy?
=>lma,AiCpquanhnmkocmavkhiAiCphngmnhrithivicixmchimlttyu,voqunvinchinhutinlnphabc
kokhingngngkhigpma.AiCprtquncnnnhngngilnhchorngldngsngphhcathnlinh.
4.H,ST,BoGmuangil,chngnhnthy1connaiangbthngbnsng.Connoginhcconnaivy?iukinltngch1
conquac!
=>H.Hkosnc.
-
5.ThnChtscongnht?
=>ch.Chthchxngvthnchtton......
6.Viccchthahcsau:bari,canxi,Uranium,oxi,luhunh.Ngitachtothnhcng1thnhhngnscithinsckhevcht
lngconngitrnthgii.lgvybn?
=>BariOxit=BaO,Canxioxit=CaO,LuhunhUrani=SU.
Ghp3chtac:Baocao....
7.Tisaoconngichyulthuntayphi?
=>taytrigntimhntayphi=>>taytribov,tayphitncng(lcisnth)
Dndvsau,taytricmkhing,tayphicmkim,dnntaytricngngycngbthng.
8.tmbphnsau:mt,clngmp,en,cmngmngtrongsutbov,tptrungnhiudythnkinhvsgycmgicaurtvxutra
chtdchkhibtipxc.
=>mt.
TCGINGTHANH.
1/Ltrig?
Cr,cr,cr
Khenailtchocuhnnm
Khpngihnmcylng
Nmchichngng,philngrangoiBpNg
2/Lcig?
Trnlngdilng
TilnglmmtiMt
3/Lmg?
Haitaybnglykhkh
Bngthbodrngtvo
-
tvonsnglmsao
Rpln,rpxungntroncra
>>>nMa
4/Lcig?
Lngemcayngquanhnm
Khingi,khing,khinmnghnhngang
Ccanhccbctronglng
Gpemthlivivngnngniu
Vngemaukhtrmchiu
Tuyrngcayngnhngnhiungimiucy
5/Lcig?
Bnchnchongchng
Haibngknhau
Cmgiaphaocu
NghininghinliCixay
6/Lcig?
Bnctrongtnhmira
Datrngngunghniquamtrng
Vuaquantnngntnngn
Cungvnthngnhcncurmchn
7/Chngthicoithiplai
Chngbunchnglithoikhngtha
Htbunchnglirtra
Cngychngttibabnln.
Thipthnitingcln
-
Chngcntht,htcnththi
Hngngyhngthnglinhi
Cngythipcngquyhinghatrang.uvideo
Nngemln
temxung
Dngchnra
ThahmbpVcsungvaatsungdeban??
Bygisngcngbngkhng
Thiricikiplmchng,lmcha
Chodcsngtigi
Chodbottcnglcngtoi
Bygiphottngi
Giaticnli.....mtvinctrongGsngthin
10/kachimcu
Thtrathtvo
Quacicanh
ikmtingku
>>>nghqulccconchimbogi
11/Chmchmmtmt,tvoltrn
Haisilng***,cidicingn.
>>>Hnhngxukim
12/Thnemvatrnglivamm
Vabntayp
Anhmmitlnmitxunglntitnhtra
>>>Cibnhxphng.
-
13/Ccthttvoltht,
Mttaystmttaysu.
tvomtlclulu,
Rtraci"chch"
nhnnhaumci!
>>>Chotremb.
14/Tiangnmsauh,
Smsmanhtianhtira,
Rianhmitlit,mitla.
Anhlmtcngitathny
>>>Cihnmidngmidao.
15/Xinxinbagcxocba
dithiumtmingda..
Phnhrabagcdacnthiu
Khpliibnthtvntha.
>>>Ciqutgiy.
16/Trinngnnemphitrn
Didimtgycmvothn
Taykiavnnm,thnemngoy
Quntsngtunchn.
>>>Ciquttrn.
17/Thnembamnh
Mcchicomongmanh
Phcvccanh
Trntinhthntimt
-
>>>Cnhqutcy.
18/Trnbngda,dibngda
tvothmrtralnhlng.
>>>Cigngtaybngda.
19/memthtchcvolng
Anhln,anhgiemlalongtri.
(Emlcigccbci)
>>>Cynghita.
20/Bnctronghuynmira
L...thtrng***nhhoaraucn
nghuyntnngn,tnngn
emB...***thngvoL...bnc
(lcigccbci)
>>>Rtnctrvochn.
21/Mingemanhpv.Ldianhnhi.
Rianhhtanhh,anhsng
Anhsngrianhbemchv
>>>Htthuclo.
22/Tayvvmtrunrun
Anhbtldianhltrn
Cnngsngcnngrn
Vahisckhovahaongtin
>>>Cnglhtthuclo.
23/Trnlngdilng,phnglnngm(Lg)
>>>Lconmt.
-
24/Mtlmchaib,chnhgiaccilhngn(lcig?)
>>>Lciming.
*Tilcig?Tuidikhnggngangtay,ctrangimbimttmlngu.Tithnghotngtrongmtmitrngnng,mtvicc
ththt.Khihotng,ticytiyluinhpnhng...Khixongvic,tithnglimtlpbttrng.Thngmtngytihotng13ln,
nhng,ticthay,ckhitikhngcdngti.
>>>Bnchinhrng.
*C2bnrtlukhnggpnhau.Tianhcthnichotibittuica3ngicontilbaonhiukhng?"
"Chcchnri,nhnganhcnphicungcpchotimtsthngtinvchng".
"Tchcatui3atrnhtil36"
Tngtuicaccatrnhtingbngscasngkia"chacaltrtrlivataychvpha1tonnhcnhchhangng.
"Ticnthmthngtinna!"
"alnnhtcmtmuxanh"
Hi:Tuica3aconlbaonhiu??
pn:Cctrnghptuica3anhsaochotchbng36vtnh(cthsinhi,sinhba):
4+3+3=10
6+3+2=11
6+6+1=13
9+2+2=13
9+4+1=14
12+3+1=16
18+2+1=21
36+1+1=38
Cncvocctngtrnvgi2,scas,suyratngl13thmicndkin3.
Gith3,alnnhtcmtmuxanhtcl2ngiconcnlicmtkhngphimuxanh.Taloitrnghp661vnuctrnghpnyc
-
nghala1va2sinhi,nnkhngthnianylnhnakiac(trivigicangicha).Vy:922.
ontui.
*ngnibothngchu:
Nhmnhcbaconb.Nuninhntuicabaconbvinhauthcpsl2450.Nunicngtuibaconbli,thcpslchiudi
cahngrokia.Vychucbit,baconbcanhmnhbaonhiutuikhng?
Thngchu,mangngaycithcchyravnochiudicaro.oxongnchyvonivingni:
Nhngiungnivichuvncharrng.
!Phiri!Niqunmtiu.Conbginhtthuani1tui,vtuicabaconbkhcnhau.
1ngnibaonhiutui?
2Ccconbbaonhiutui?
3Hngrodibaonhiumt?
pn:MTV
2450=7*7*5*5*2.
=>>ccnhmtui:
35,35,2=72
25,14,7=66
35,14,5=54
50,49,1=100
70,35,1=106
50,7,7=64
49,10,5=64
70,7,5=82
49,25,2=76
Vychiudihngro=64m(2tng=64)chonnthngchumithcmc:
-
"Nhngiungnivichuvncharrng".
"Tuicabaconbkhcnhau".
Loitrnghp:50,7,7
1ngni50tui
2Tuiccconb:49,10,5.
3Hngrodi64mt.
Tuicangicha>tuingicon30tui.
10nmnatuingichagp3tuingicon.
Hihinnayngichabaonhiutui?
pn:
altuichahinti
a30latuiconhinti
10nmsau:
tuichala+10
tuiconla30+10=a20
tacpt:
a+10=(a20).3
a+10=3a60
2a=70
a=35
vycha35tui,con3530=5tui.
CNOONGM...
*Bnc5lthuc.Trongc1lttcccvinthuciubihng.Chcbngcchsdngbncnmicthxcnh"ulvinthucbnh
-
thng","ulvinthucbhng".TtcvinTbnhthngnng10gmivin.trongkhimivinhngchnng9g.Lmthnoch1lncnbn
cthxcnhullbhng?
pn:
nhsttt1>5.
L1lyra1vin.
...
L4lyra4vin.
tngcng10vin.>100g
Nu100g>lth5
100ktw>rasl.
*Nhngngicmttrongmtbaticnchgm2hngngi.Mtloichbitnidivloikiachbitnitht.Mtngitrongkvibn
rnganhtavanghecmtcuchuyncamtnginbn,nginbnycngcmttrongbatic,trongbtatnhnmnhl
ngichbitnidi.Theobnthanhtaniththaynidi?Anhtanidi,vkoaisnhn
*NngBchTuytblcvorng,cmtchnghongtitmnngnhngnkhinngba,chngkhngbitingnothgphaingthn,
mtngnithtvmtngnidi...Chngchcphphimtcuvchcphphimtngthnduynht!Chnghicugbitngi
cuCng****?
pn:
Cch1:Hingnocngc:"Nutihithnkiathngschchotingnocucng****"?
ngtachhngnothihngngcli.
Cch2:Hingnocngc:"ngschchothnkiangnocucng****"?
ngtachhngnothihng.
Phnhn2ln=khngnh.
*Bnhytngtngbnangitrn1conthuyntrn1dngsngcrtnhiucnthtngiadngbngthuyncabnbthng1lrtto,sau
-
viphtnathuynschmvchcchnbnslbannhngconcny.Bnlmcchnonginnhtthotrakhicihoncnhchttit
ny?ngtngtngna.
*1ngiivorngsuthmhim,thtkomaychongtakhibtgp1coniirthungdmunxxcngtara.Trongtayngtac2con
dao,ngsquvt2condaora,coniinhtlnvsauviphtnnmvtxungtchtlun.Bncbittisaokhng?Ncmdaov
mvongcn(iihaylmth).
*Cmtcycuctrngtil10tn,cnghalnuvtqutrngtitrn10tnthcycussp.Cmtchicxetichhng,tngtrngtica
xe8tn+hng4tn=12tn.Vyccbnlmsaobctiquaccycuny(Khngcbthngrakhixe)?Bcticiquathi,cnxeth
li.
*Trnngcc6conb,mimlichc12cichn.Hitisao?Conbnycilnlngconbkiatheodychuynvvngtrnnnmi
conchc2chn!
*Nuchcmtquedim,trongmtngymanggirt,bnbcvocnphngcmtcyn,mtbpdu,vmtbpci,bnthpgtrc
tin?Quedim.
*Mtkgitngibktnthnh.Hntaphichnmttrongbacnphng:phngthnhtlachyddi,phngthhaiynhngkmstang
gingsng,vphngthbaystnhnitrongbanm.Phngnoantonnhtchohn?Phng3vstchthtri
*2convtitrc2convt,2convtisau2convt,2convtigia2convt(cmyconvt?)4.
*Conmaxanhp1phtcht,conmap2phtthcht.Lmsaochvi2lnpmchtc2con?pconmaxanhtrcl1,conmathy
thsqu,mtmytimt(chuynsangxanh).pconmaxanhminyl2.
*C1bkiakhngbitbi,xungnclbcht.Mthmbitu,bngnhintuchm,nhngbkocht.Tisao(koaicuht)?Byitu
ngm.
*Cigenkhibnmuan,khidngnvxmxtkhivtni?Than.
*C1anhchnglmvictrong1tanh50tng,nhnganhtalichithangmylnntng35rioncnlianhtaithangb.Tisaoanhta
lilmnhvy?Vcithangmykhnglnctitng50.
*Lchnodinht?Lchs.
*Xngnhtlxno?Xhi.
*ConngdiIlngno?ngi.
-
*Qunrngnhtlqung?Quno.
*Cigcachngmvthchcmnht(khngnghlungtung)?Tin!
*Cigmithnm,ngcngnm,nhngnmling?Bnchn.
*Cunynghalg:1'=>4=1505.1phtsuytbng1nmkhngng.
*Ninombchtratngkhc?ThiSn.
Bncthkrabangylintipmkhngctnlthhai,thba,tht,thnm,thsu,thby,chnht?Hmqua,hmnayvngymai.
*Mngcngthngcngthua?Mnuaxep.
*Congudmnhc?Condc.
*Congpthsng,khngpthcht?Contim.
*C1nchuticingangqua,hicmycon?iclhtai,htailhait(24).
*Bngoinngtrong,nngoibtronglg?Bpng.
*Trong1cucthichy,nubnvtquangith2bnsngthmy?Th2.
*Congkhnggyomngitavngilg?Gconvgmi.
*C1contru.unthhngvhngmttrimc,nquaytri2vngsauquayngclisauliquayphihayvnghiciuican
chhngno?TL:Chxungt.
*Contraicgqunht?Ngctrai.
*Cquanquantrngnhtcaphnlg?HiLinHipPhN.
*Sthbchy,congchyrautin?Conngi.
*KhiBeckhamthchinquphtn,anhtasstvou?Tribanh.
*CbaonhiuchCtrongcusauy:"Cm,canh,chogtcngthchn!"1chC,ch"Cm".
*Cigtaytricmccntayphicmkhngc?Tayphi.
*2ngi:1ln,1bilnnhmtquni.*Ngiblconcangiln,nhngngilnlikhngphichacangib,hingilnlai?
M.
*Tgm100%nguidnVitNamuphtmsai?T"sai".
*Tmimsaitrongcu:"dinhnngsnglonglanhtriucnhhngkhoescthm".TL:Khoesckho!
-
*Chngminh:4=5.Tac:
20=202545=1636
=>5^22.5.9/2=4^22.4.9/2
Cngc2vvi(9/2)^2xuthinhngngthc:
5^22.5.9/2+(9/2)^2=4^22.4.9/2+(9/2)^2
(59/2)^2=(49/2)^2
=>59/2=49/2
=>5=4
*AicngbitnhniEverestcaonhtthgii,vytrckhinhEverestckhmph,nhninocaonhtthgii?Everest.
*Trnchungktca1cucthivtsab(aivtcnhiuththng):nginbvtc15lt,nginngvtc5lt.Hisaongin
ngthng?Nginbvtsaconbci,cnnginngvtsaconbc.
*Nngbanmtachahbbn?Cibng.
*Mtlythutinhngync,lmthnolyncdiylymkhngncrangoi?Dngnght.
*Cigngimuabit,ngibnbit,ngixikhngbaogibit?Quanti.
*Tisaokhibnsngngitalinhmmtmt?Nhm2mtthskhngthyngbn.
*TnotrongtingVitc9th?Chnh(chnh).
*Hychngminh4:3=2TL:4:3=tchiatam=tmchiat=8:4=2.
*Lincgiikhtnochastvcanxi?Cafe(ca:canxi,Fe:st).
*Concuadi10cmchyuaviconcuaxanhdi15cm.Connovchtrc?
Concuaxanh,vconcuablucchn.
*Tisao30nginngv2nginbnhnhautnlon?angchicvua.
*Cignhcha,nhm,nhanh,nhch,nhem?Bnchinhrng.
*CigAdamc2mEvachc1?Cha.
*Cigcangicongilcnocngmt?Cili.
*Cigdinhtrichui,cm1lcthnchyncra?Quekem.
-
*Cngchicngranuc?Chic.
*Lmsaocicntcnchnhn?Ltngccicnli.
*Nhngloithnosauyncm:a)stb)cpc)hmd)voi.TL:St(congi)
Chngminh:congi=cond.TL:Congi=thntin=tinthn=trckh=cond.
*Cuchnomnhngngivuisngkhinhnthynstrnnbunbvngcli,nhngngibunbusukhithynstrnnvuivhn.
iuricngquai.
*Haingiotronghaigithcmtcih.Vyhimtngiotrongmtgithcmycih?:1cih(nhhn)
*Bntringcmtcnnhxanh,bnphingcmtcnnh.Vy,nhtrngu?(M).
*Tisaoconchkhngcncuicamnh:Vuinkhngdi.
*Chttrongchagil>Tt
*Chtmtcchlngxtgil>Lngt
*Bchyrncnchtgil>Cht
*ingitmchtgil>int
*Chachtgil>Pht
*Mchtgil>Mut
*Emchtgil>t
*Vchtgil>Tht
*Thygiochtl>St
*Hctrchtl>St
*Qunlnhchtgil>Qunt
*Bnhbmdpmchtgil>Nht
*Chtmbchtratngkhcgil>Thit
*angitiumchtgil>Tiut
*Ngikhnglchtgil>Khngt
*Chtbanhstgil>Phnt
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*Chttonthygil>Nguynt
*Tnhkhngmaimil>Tnhc
*Tnhlmquenquamnggil>Tnho
*Yunlnthtgil>Tnht
*Yunlnth7gil>Thttnh
*Yumtlcnhiungigil>Trtnh
*Yuvkthnvingincngoigil>NgoiTnh
*Yuvkthnvingitrongncgil>Nitnh
*Trongtnhyulunlunchilistnt,titkimgil>Tnhtnh
*Tnhivoqukhgil>Ctnh
*Tnhngoihnthgil>tnhph
*Haibvcngdng1ngchnggil>Chungtnh
*aumthtthuvyugil>TnhSi
*Hnconheotrongnhgil>Hnth
*Mongchngil>Cuhn
*Vamihngil>Tnhn
*Hnthmcinagil>Tihn
*anghnmbyragil>Thn
*Khngchomchngil>phn
*Hnshngil>Hahn
*Vuahngil>Honghn
*Hnchiataygil>Lyhn
*Vahnvangigil>Vhn
*Hnvokhngtrunggil>Hngi
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*Hntrongmgil>Hnc
*Hnmmqusmthgil>Tohn
*Rtthchhngil>Kthn
*Hnmbhnligil>nhhn
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