aforisme ...din romania
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AFORISME…din România
(cu...două feluri de Avans)Automat şi Manual
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• Ca românu’ nu-i nici unu’… unde’s mulţi putea fi unu…
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• Ce poţi face azi, lasă pe mâine, iar mâine… pe poimâine,că... poate uiţi…
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• De foame, mănânci… şi pâine cu mici!
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• Fie pâinea cât de rea, tot ţi-o fură cineva…
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• Cine ne vizitează, ne face onoare… cine nu,plăcere!
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• De urâtă nu-i frumoasă, da-i deşteaptă, proasta dracu…
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• Cine-i harnic şi munceşte are tot ce vrea.Cine-i leneş şi chiuleşte, are tot aşa…
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• Ne naştem goi,uzi şi flămânzi. După aceea,lucrurile se înrăutăţesc…
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• Când nevasta tace,să n-o-ntrerupi!
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• In viaţă sunt două cuvinte care deschid multe uşi; “trage” si “împinge”…
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• Capul care a plecat, sabia nu-l taie!
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• Omul inţelept îşi face vara sanie şi iarna o pune pe foc!
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• Cine fură azi un ou şi se lasă prins… e bou!!!
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• E corect când se spune că nu tot ce zboară se mănâncă;cea mai bună dovadă e avionul…
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• Proverb marinăresc: “Iubeşte-ţi copilul ca şi cum ar fi al tău!”
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• Nici o faptă bună nu scapă nepedepsită…
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• Bate-ţi nevasta în fiecare zi;dacă tu nu ştii de ce,fii sigur că ea ştie!
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• Cum îţi aşterni,… cum vine altul şi se culcă în locul tău…
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• Cine sapă groapa altuia, departe ajunge!
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• Dacă totul a ieşit bine, înseamnă că ai greşit undeva…!!!
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• Mama proştilor e mereu gravidă!
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• Prietenul, la bani se cunoaşte!
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• Mai bine burtos de la bere,decât cocoşat de la muncă!
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• Lasă pe mâine ce poţi face azi, că poate mâine nu mai trebuie făcut!
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• Nu eşti beat,atâta timp cât încă mai poţi sta întins pe podea,fără să te sprijini…
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• Pauzele lungi si dese, cheia marilor succese!
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• Fie pâinea cât de rea, tot mai bun e cozonacul!
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Să aveţi o zi bună!
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