how to be cool on facebook

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How to be “Kool” on FaceBook!

*13 Years old Girls addicted to FaceBook should NOT watch

Step-By-Step guide to being cool on the hottest social media website! Everyone will be jealous ;P

1)Put CHEESY Pictures OnYour Profile! :D

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2)Post Depressing Statuses About A Recent Breakup

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3) MAKE YOURSELF SEEMTOUGH BY BULLYING

LOSERS

4) POST PICTURES OF YOURSELF WITH MIDDLE

FINGERS UP!

Dayum ;P one hot grandma!!

5) Post statuses saying youHave a crappy life

Kylie Anonymous: GREAT! Just got home from getting suspended for something I didn’t do (I'm grounded don’t text) and now I find out my grandma has cancer :(

Marissa Anonymous: I hate my parents! Got a C in Spanish so I can’t go to the mall with Riley this weekend FMLLLLLL >:(

Sabrina Anonymous: Tyson just brokeee up withh Mehhh. Daddy wont let meh text cuzz I didn’t turnn meh phone off when he told meh too! UGHH Hate Mi Life!!

6) Drag Letteerrrrss & Use qFor g, also use (;

Lexi Anonymous: DAYUMMMM, I am Friqqin Tired! Drinkiin withh Bryann! Boutaa qet drunkkk! (; Text Mehhh if Yu Wannaa hanq out this weekendd. (;

7) Complain About “Haters”

When you don’t even have any

8) Use RANDOM words asYour middle name

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SO THERE YA HAVE ITThe 8 steps to making people think you’re cool on Facebook!

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