konglish. konglish jokes q: what do you call a 5 year old onion? a: 오년 !

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Konglish Jokes

Q: What do you call a 5 year old onion?

A: 오년 !

Konglish Jokes

Q: What do you call a motorcycle you can’t

ride?A: 못타사이클 = “Can’t ride cycle”

Konglish Jokes

Q: What did the bus driver say to the egg?

A: 게란 - “Get on”

Konglish Jokes

Q: What do you call a big tissue?

A: 휴지 – “Huge”

Konglish Jokes

Q: What is a vampire’s favorite drink?

A: 코피 “Coffee”

Konglish Jokes

Q: Which country has four arms?

A: 네팔 – Nepal

Konglish Jokes

Q: What do you get when you mix a cow, a

bird, and a mouse?

A: 소새쥐 “ Sausage”

Konglish Jokes

Q: What do you call a girl with no ears?

A: 귀없다 No ears/cute

Konglish Jokes

Q: What did the bread say when it hit the

wall?A: “ 빵 ! – Bang”

Konglish Jokes

Q: What do you call a furry robot?

A: 털미네이터(Terminator)

Today’s PlanIncorrect EnglishShortened EnglishKonglish EverywhereReview TimeKonglish Jokes: Part 212345

Incorrect EnglishMany Konglish words are incorrectly used English words

FIGHTING!

For example…

What is it?

What is the proper English?

What would a foreigner think?

Ice Bar

Frozen candy dessert

Ice?

Popsicle

Konglish

Huh?

English

Potato

French fries

Potato?

Fries, french fries or wedges

Konglish

Huh?

English

Gag-man

Professional funny person

Choking-man?

Comedian

Konglish

Huh?

English

Open Car

A car with an open top

An unlocked car?

Convertible or open top car

Konglish

Huh?

English

Pension

A kind of holiday house

Retirement money

Lodge or resort

Konglish

Huh?

English

Arbeit ( 아르바이트 )

A kind of job for students

?

Part-time job

Konglish

Huh?

English

Free Size

It fits everyone

?

One size fits all

Konglish

Huh?

English

One Room

One room apartment

One bedroom apartment?

Studio apartment

Konglish

Huh?

English

SaunaPublic shower, sauna, hot tub,

steam room, etc.

Only a sauna

Public bath

Konglish

Huh?

English

Shortened EnglishMany Konglish words are shortened English words

ApartmentEnglish:Konglish:

What would a foreigner think?

What is the proper word?

CFCompact flash?

Commercial

Huh?

English

Combi?

Combo

Huh?

English

FlashFlash software? Camera flash?

Flashlight

Huh?

English

SelfMe? I?

Self-service

Huh?

English

Home PHome + P?

Homepage

Huh?

English

P

Konglish EverywhereIncorrect English is everywhere in Korea

What’s wrong here?

EVERYTHING!

What’s wrong here?

What’s wrong here?

What’s wrong here?

What’s wrong here?

What’s wrong here?

EVERYTHING!

What’s wrong here?

Review Time 1. Raise your hand to

answer a question [please]

What’s wrong here?

SO TERRIBLE…

Free size

One size fits all

Konglish

English

Proper English

What’s wrong here?

One room

Studio (apartment)

Konglish

English

Proper English

What’s wrong here?

What’s wrong here?

Self

Self-service

Konglish

English

Proper English

What’s wrong here?

Arbeit

Part-time job

Konglish

English

Proper English

What’s wrong here?

Sauna

Public bath

Konglish

English

Proper English

What’s wrong here?

Flash

Flashlight

Konglish

English

Proper English

What’s wrong here?

ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

What’s wrong here?

CF

Commercial (film)

Konglish

English

Proper English

What’s wrong here?

Combi

Combo

Konglish

English

Proper English

What’s wrong here?

Ice bar

Popsicle

Konglish

English

Proper English

What’s wrong here?

Open car

Convertible or open top car

Konglish

English

Proper English

Konglish Jokes

Part 2!

Konglish Jokes

Q: What is a cow’s favorite drink?

A: 물 – Mooooooooool

Konglish Jokes

Q: Where do Australians keep their money?

A: 호주머니 Pocket

Konglish Jokes

Q: What do you say to a beautiful shoe?

A: Looking 구두 (Good)

Konglish Jokes

Q: How do you send your teeth through the mail?

A: 이 -mail (E-mail)

Konglish Jokes

Q: What does Satan wear when it’s cold?

A: 이불 (Evil)