subjective guide to vilnius

Subjective guide to vilniuS

Made during the workshop with eHu students, 2013 january, held by indre Klimaite

CLEANWALLS

NOT COOL

KAIP ZIURI, TAIP

IR MATAI

PAMESTAS VOLKSWAGEN

PASSAT PILTELIS.

RADUSIAM - ATSILYGINSIU.

ANGLU, SVEDU, RUSU, SACHMATAI,

KOMPIUTERIO PAGRINDAI.

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LAISVE NUO

NARKOTIKUPAGALBA

NEMOKAMAI

DIEVAS YRA VISU

ZMONIU, O YPAC

TIKINCIUJU, GELBETOJAS.

DIEVAS YRA VISU

ZMONIU, O YPAC

TIKINCIUJU, GELBETOJAS.

Superkame:

automobiliusmotorolerius,mikroautobusus,motociklussunkvežimius

Superkame:

automobiliusmotorolerius,mikroautobusus,motociklussunkvežimius

90%NAPIKANTOSKYLA IS MEILES TRUKUMO 10% DEL DEMESIO STOKOS

KAI NERA KAMYLETI,MYLI TA, KAS YRA

KAI NERA KAMYLETI,MYLI TA, KAS YRA

MINUTES ILGUMAS

PRIKLAUSO NUO TO, KURIOJE TUALETO

DURU PUSEJE ESATE

VILNIUSFULL OF

SPACE

Yeurainava DziyanaKopelianski VeronikaJakunenskaya Valeryia

researchproject?

What kind of project?

Oh! I’m just a tourist!

Yeah, you can take a photo of

me

- Why do you need to take this photo?

- Will my face be visible?

- I’m shy a little bit.

- Should I take off myboots?

- Sorry, I’min a hurry!

- Is it okay?

- Maybe I tiea scarf inanother way?

- Oh, shoelaceis untied!

- Maybenext time?

- All you need is my scarf?

- Only the shoes? Interesting!

- Wait, I needto fix my hair!

- I have the wild hair!

- All you need is my scarf?

- How do I look?

Put my feet like they should be on photo

MY scarf?MY grannYknItted It fOr Me

- Do you have a mirror?

- No, I can’tdo it!

- Where thephotos willbe placed?

- What about my face?

- No, no,my shoes aredirty.

- Please, hide my face!

- Wait! I’ll cleanmy shoes.

- Scarf?My grannymade it.

- My boots aren’t fashionable.

Photo of my boots?Well, they are not veryfashion-able

Photo of my boots?Well, they are not veryfashion-able

- Whatshould I do?

- Yeah, of course you can!

- I like having my pictures taken!

- Are you sure that you needright me?

Why do you need to take this photo?Naumenka AnastasiyaRybak AliaksandraSakharova Natalya

THERE ARE SEVEN LARGE

AMERICAN-STYLE SHOPPING MALLS:

GEDIMINO 9,AKROPOLISPANORAMA,

EUROPA, OZAS, VCUP, MADA.

You can’t visit Lithuania and not bring back some

gintaras, or amber. This fossilized tree sap has

adorned thrones of kings and tombs

of pharaohs for thousands

of years.

DOUGLASYVES ROCHER KOSMADADROGASKRISTIANAPREMIERCASCADALIMADACHARLES&KEITHSWAROVSKIALAN DEKOELEKTROMARKT

JYSKEGOISTASMEZONTIGER

You can’t visit Lithuania and not bring back some

gintaras, or amber. This fossilized tree sap has

adorned thrones of kings and tombs

of pharaohs for thousands

of years.

ALIKANTECHESTERCLARKSS.OLIVERBAGS&MORE

ECCODEICHMANADIDASAMARIVUSREIKERSPORTLANDMOTHERCARE

LEGOCHIKOLIMPOPO

NEW YORKER HAVE PRODUCED GLOBAL IMAGE

IN COMBINATION TO BROAD

FEATURE OF CUSTOMERS

IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.

ZARABERSHKAMANGOMEXXBIG STARMONTONNEW YORKERPULL&BEARTIMBERLANDESPRITRESERVERDSEPPALAMOTIVILINDEXTOM TAILOR

NEW YORKER HAVE PRODUCED GLOBAL IMAGE

IN COMBINATION TO BROAD

FEATURE OF CUSTOMERS

IN DIFFERENT COUNTRIES.

MARC O’POLOGERRY WEBER

LEVI’SGINO ROSSIPROMODNIKECLARKSJACK&JONESBENETTONPUMAVERSACEHUGO BOSSCALVIN KLEINELEGANT LINE

D&G

In the store brand Reserved

can choose clothes for every taste,

from “flirty” dresses to strict

office, from sportswear to

home wear. Either way you can

emphasize and make it complete

by interesting accessories

“Reserved”.

MARC O’POLOGERRY WEBER

LEVI’SGINO ROSSIPROMODNIKECLARKSJACK&JONESBENETTONPUMAVERSACEHUGO BOSSCALVIN KLEINELEGANT LINE

D&G

In Acropolis works singular

in Lithuania shop of clothes

Peek & Cloppenburg, which represent

brands, like Versace,

Hugo Boss, D&G, Tommy Hilfiger,

Marc O’Polo, Calvin Klein.

Laikova Katsiaryna, Smal Aleksandryna

SOMEtHINGHAS

CHANGEDAndrés Albert Pérez

Begoña Cutillas Azorín

Juan Miguel Rodas Romero

Sara Serrador Coso

KARL MARX

“FROM EACH ACCORDING

TO HIS ABILITIES, TO EACH ACCAORDING TO HIS NEEDS.

Ronald Reagan

“How do you tell a communist?

Well, it’s someone who reads Marx and Lenin. And

how do you tell an anti-Communist? It’s someone who understands Marx

and Lenin.”

ALEKSANDR I. SOLZHENITSYN

“SOMEONE THAT YOU HAVE DEPRIVED OF EVERYTHING

IS NO LONGER IN YOUR POWER. HE IS ONCE AGAIN

ENTIRELY FREE.”

"WHEN I GIVE FOOD TO THE POOR, THEY CALL ME A SAINT. WHEN I ASK WHY THE POOR HAVE NO FOOD, THEY CALL ME A COMMUNIST.

HELDER CAMARA, DOM HELDER CAMARA: ESSENTIAL WRITINGS

“I have spent all my life un-

der a Communist regime, and

I will tell you that a society

without any objective legal

scale is a terrible one indeed.

But a society with no other

scale but the legal one is not

quite worthy of man either.”

Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

“"IT IS ONLY WHEN WE HAVE RENOUNCED OURPREOCCU-PATION WITH “I, ME, MINE“ THAT WE CAN TRULY POSSESS THE WORLD IN WHICH WE LIVE. EVERYTHING, PROVIDED THAT WE REGARD NOTHING AS PROPERTY. AND NOT ONLY IS EVERYTHING OURS; IT IS ALSO EVERYBODY ELSE“S."

ALDOUS HUXLEY, THE PERENNIAL PHILOSOHPY

IN FEW MINUTES I WILL BE SITTING IN THE BAR AND DRINKING BEER

where are you going?

I GO TO THE BUS STATION. I LEAVE. THIS CITY.NOW.

where are you going?

NOW I’LL MAKE THE MISTAKE OF MY LIFE

where are you going?

I’M LATE FOR A DATE WITH THE MAN OF MY LIFE

where are you going?

I’M JUST WALKING AROUND HERE

where are you going?

I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR

where are you going?

IT DOESN’T MATTER. I’VE JUST LOST MY WORK

where are you going?

I GO HOME TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

WHERE ARE YOU GOING?

Pashkevich BogdanaAliyarova AgataSakalouskaya Anastasiya

LITHUANIA IS AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE.

IF YOU’RE PLANNING ON FREE-WHEELING ROUND THE FORMER EASTERN BLOC, DON’T STOP HERE

AS CAB DRIVERS GO, THE ONES IN VILNIUS ARE PRETTY CIVILIZED BUT NOT ALWAYS MODELS OF HONESTY AND GOOD MANNERS

VILNIUS IS A HARD CITYTO PIN DOWN

VILNIUS IS A HARD CITYTO PIN DOWN

THEBEAUTYOF ITSROOTS

YOU CAN FLAGTHEM DOWNANYWHERE ON THE STREET. THEY LET YOU OFF ANYWHERE ALONG THEIRDESIGNATED ROUTE

DRIVERS DRIVE LIKE BATS OUT OF...

HELL

BE CAREFUL THE LOCAL DRIVERS ARE ERRATIC AND MAKE DANGEROUS MANOEUVRES

A WIDE CHOICE OF QUALITY CARS AND LARGER VEHICLES AVAILABLEFOR RENT, PLUS TRANSFERS

BEWARE OF EKIPAZAS

high prices

VILNIUS’ RATHER DEPRESSING BUS STATION

BE PREPARED TO GET SQUASHED DURING RUSH HOUR

VILNIUS MAY BE THE MOST

UNDERRATED CAPITAL IN ALL OF EASTERN

EUROPE

designed by:Utyukova KamilaPakhomenko MariaHisko Vitali