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Basic Mental Maths quizEvil Test

QUESTION 1

13 x 14 = ?

182192172

WELL DONE

Next question!This is boring I WANT FUN STUFF!!

YOU ARE A FAILURE

Try again?RAGE QUIT

QUESTION 2

1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9=

444546

YOU ARE A FAILURE

Try again?RAGE QUIT

WELL DONE

Next question!This is boring I WANT FUN STUFF!!RAGE QUIT for some reason

QUESTION 3

When x=3 and y=7 what does (yx squared)-half of y =????

4000.53996.53999.5-2000

YOU ARE A FAILURE

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WELL DONE

Next question!This is boring I WANT FUN STUFF!!RAGE QUIT for some reason

QUESTION 4

In 0.0163443 what digit is in the thousandths place?

1346

WELL DONE

Next question!This is boring I WANT FUN STUFF!!

THE FINAL QUESTION!

Work out 123 x 456

5672756666565355687657869567285608867890

YOU ARE A FAILURE

Try again?OMG ON THE LAST QUESTION AS WELL SUPER RAGE QUIT POWERS ACTIVATE

YOU DID IT

I bet you failed numerous times though you jerk. If not, then congrats!

Back to maths menu?Back to subject menu?Rage quit cos this was the easiest quiz evar?

EVIL TEST RULES

You need a piece of a paper and a pen to write with. You can use it how you like. This test should be completed in under half an hour. Make sure that you listen to the duck for help. Also, this may require multiple pieces of paper. The answers will be revealed at the end.

BEGIN!These rules are making me scared… RAGE QUIT.

PART 1/4

1. If the duck has ten pet eels, and eats 60% of them, then 2 eels, then 1/10 of the eels, but vomits 3 back out, and then eats one, how many eels does he have?

2. If we call DUCK EVDL, then what do we call ETBJ?

3. If you take ten from two then add eighteen but subtract the whole thing by three quarters of its total value, what number do you have?

CONTINUE

PART 2/4

4. What percentage of each image is blank?

CONTINUE

PART 3/4

5. Time for some… research.

a.

b.

c.d.

CONTINUE

PART 4/4

A sphere 5.5 metres in diameter is filled with 1m diameter hemi-spheres.

a:(1) What is the theoretical maximum amount of hemi-spheres that can be crammed into the big sphere given that the following condition is met:Each hemi-sphere's flat side (which I'll now refer to as its 'disc') has a central point (indicated by the white point shown in the hemisphere diagram to the right). The point must not 'see' another hemisphere's disc. By definition, when I say 'see', the simplest thing to imagine is a straight ultra-thin 'laser light' coming from the disc. This 'light' must not reach another disc. However, if there's another hemi-sphere that's 'blocking' the 'line of sight', then this is accepted.

FINISH

NO.

OK

Heh heh heh. I lied. This test is truly evil, therefore I shall not tell you the answers. If you get stuck, you could always ask Mr. Narey…

Wow. This was truly the most evil quiz ever. Do I get a prize?

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BACK TO I.S. sigh…

DUCK

DUCK MISSIONS

Mission 1 : Dead dog

You are at the scene of a crime with the duck. A dead dog lies on the ground, with no wounds. You and duck have to work out what happened.

You yell “ZOMBIE” and run for itYou hit the dog round the face to revive himYou say “Elementary, my dear Watson”You decide to do some maths

ZOMBIES!!!

Tons of Zombies start crowding the alleyway. In a quick moment of fate, you:

Pull a Magnum from your pocketPull a Magnum from your pocketPretend to be a ZombieCheese it

COME BACK!!!!

You give the Dog a hearty slap round the jaw. No response. You repeat. No response. Hmm… This is not going as planned. You:

Pull out your smelling saltsTry a different technique

THIS IS NOT SHERLOCK HOLMES!!!

Your accomplice, a pale looking fellow, moans at you.

And then he eats your face off.

GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING

WE ALL SCREAM FOR…

You take an Ice cold chocolate lolly out of your pocket. It looks yummy. You eat its face off.

And then a zombie eats your face off.

GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING

GOTTA LOVE SMITH AND WESSON

You hastily take a finely crafted handgun from its holster, and pull the trigger, again and again, until you kill them all.

YAY!!!

But then…

SMELL THIS!

You take a strong smelling sock from your hat. It is in fact a very good way to wake our friend up, it seems.

UP FROM THE DEAD!!!!

Realise that this was the Necro-sock, and take swift action

I AM A ZOMBIE!!!

You pull your handily placed zombie mask from your backpack, and then you put it on.

They don’t buy it.

GO BACK TO THE BEGINNING!

LATIN HOMEPAGE

BackgroundVocab & RulesKill Caecillius

Backround

Roman Baths

Vocab

TRANSLATE THIS! 1TRANSLATE THIS! 2TRANSLATE THIS! 3

TRANSLATE THIS! 1

Et qui virtute feugiat, ad usu lorem honestatis, ne esse ullum nec. Eam id errem utinam concludaturque, ei erant ullamcorper vis. Ad vim prompta ocurreret hendrerit, ex nam nullam discere bonorum. Error aliquip ex mea, consulatu comprehensam pri no. Ius ei paulo consectetuer, soleat graecis senserit pro te. At vim etiam choro veritus, eu duo elit omnium nostrum, zril quidam persius ne pri.

Ea modus nusquam deserunt quo. Mea saepe deleniti in, ludus noluisse vim id. Virtute detracto invidunt cu vim, no mel nonumy fabellas efficiantur. Deleniti elaboraret at per, ex mundi senserit cum, mea graeco labitur minimum in. Quo dignissim expetendis quaerendum no, has ad case molestie, his laudem detraxit intellegebat in.

Pri nostrud elaboraret an, eam ad nonumy albucius, nusquam theophrastus est te. Eu ubique soluta eam, tamquam quaeque concludaturque vel eu. Iriure constituto ne vel, dicat nostro ullamcorper ex est. Ex illum vivendum nec, cum ad adipisci splendide. Mel te animal utamur, vel essent graecis persequeris et.

Eu illum prompta pro, vel ad paulo equidem, velit ridens accusata eum eu. Velit augue perfecto ad has, duo ei quas iudico, dicunt aliquip conclusionemque vis at. Quo no nonumy scripta. Rebum autem ad per, eu eam primis voluptatum, maiorum suavitate consulatu est id. Ut vel agam summo paulo, oporteat assentior ex eos.

Purto erant usu ad. Explicari aliquando id pri. Ex usu dicat gloriatur dissentias. Ad utinam quaerendum nec, accumsan menandri vel cu, eum sint velit melius an. Praesent interpretaris mel cu, numquam habemus principes per no.

Audire accusam incorrupte cu vis. Mel ad nisl summo oporteat. In pro vero partiendo explicari, id nec exerci possit quodsi, pro debet disputando no. Eum appareat salutatus no, ne vis brute reprehendunt, per in possim laboramus elaboraret. Ei vidit offendit laboramus sed, eos ea decore nullam.

Eros dicant urbanitas id eum, et lobortis reprimique pri. Iuvaret tacimates no per, nam ea animal scriptorem, magna postea inciderint nam ad. Mel purto impetus intellegam ad, an oportere partiendo scribentur mea, ex sea autem corpora. Cu vitae maluisset incorrupte eam, ex error utroque vim. Offendit legendos inimicus est ne.

Per tota theophrastus ex. Duo ne odio ipsum atomorum, eam dicam libris ut. Atomorum periculis appellantur eum at, nec utinam perfecto at, eripuit labores molestiae no vix. Ea homero debitis eos. Vocibus expetenda consetetur usu te.

Mei at nulla debet mentitum. Impetus dolorum mea no, in vel adhuc labore. Id his mundi sonet comprehensam, eligendi officiis an est. Sea te sententiae consectetuer. Duo ad petentium iudicabit, mea at recusabo periculis. An sea debet graeci quaestio, eu consulatu similique eam.

Ei nam omnesque quaerendum, mei rebum voluptaria scribentur ut. Ne nibh essent principes qui, his ex luptatum recteque dissentiunt, cu dico deserunt conceptam sit. Eam elitr consul altera in, dictas luptatum electram te vim, at sit erat natum reprehendunt. Eum primis deleniti id, mel tale soleat ei. Harum recusabo at mel, an usu alii insolens euripidis, natum prima ex qui.

TRANSLATE THIS! 2

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, eu quo mentitum copiosae delicatissimi, justo concludaturque sed an. Ne quo utinam temporibus, eu quas dolorum oportere pro. Et paulo diceret theophrastus duo, ea dicta utinam labitur eam. Ut pri apeirian adipisci, harum quidam te his.

TRANSLATE THIS! 3

Cui dono lepidum novum libellumarida modo pumice expolitum?Corneli, tibi: namque tu solebasmeas esse aliquid putare nugas.Iam tum, cum ausus es unus Italorumomne aevum tribus explicare cartis...Doctis, Iuppiter, et laboriosis!Quare habe tibi quidquid hoc libelli—qualecumque, quod, o patrona virgo,plus uno maneat perenne saeclo!

NEXT!

TRANSLATE THIS 3 part 2

Passer, deliciae meae puellae,quicum ludere, quem in sinu tenere,cui primum digitum dare appetentiet acris solet incitare morsus,cum desiderio meo nitenticarum nescio quid lubet iocariet solaciolum sui doloris,credo ut tum gravis acquiescat ardor:tecum ludere sicut ipsa possemet tristis animi levare curas!

NEXT!

TRANSLATE THIS! 3 part 3

LVGETE, o Veneres Cupidinesque,et quantum est hominum uenustiorum:passer mortuus est meae puellae,passer, deliciae meae puellae,quem plus illa oculis suis amabat.nam mellitus erat suamque noratipsam tam bene quam puella matrem,nec sese a gremio illius mouebat,sed circumsiliens modo huc modo illucad solam dominam usque pipiabat.qui nunc it per iter tenebricosumilluc, unde negant redire quemquam.at uobis male sit, malae tenebraeOrci, quae omnia bella deuoratis:tam bellum mihi passerem abstulistiso factum male! o miselle passer!tua nunc opera meae puellaeflendo turgiduli rubent ocelli.

My Reward for completing this please?

YOUR REWARD!

Know that you are a BOSS at Latin. Seriously. You should take it for you’re a level no joke.

Also this Printable Medal!

Yeah, I’m a boss. More Latin!