1. Project Diwali 2013 Delivery Lead: Shobhi

2. All characters and incidences and dialogues are fictitious and resemblance to anybody is just a coincidence.!! Statutory Warning !! Those who do not have a good sense of humor, please do not proceed beyond this slide. !! 3. Bhaiya ye light theek se lagao. Yahan humara mandir ayega neeche 4. Humari seat pe koi decorate hi nahi kar raha yaar Hum kya ye sub khud karenge ab.. HuhMera seat toh mast decorate ho raha hai apne app. 5. Ritika se kara leti hu apni seat decorate.. Padosi hone ka itna fayda toh uthayungi hi..I am a smart girl. 6. Mere Brajesh sir ki seat decorate karwa lete hu.. Impress ho jayenge 7. Suno Sub ye decoration etc chodo aur IceHockey ki testing pe focus karo idha apun ka raj chalta hai..?? ?? I dont care. 8. Hum na karenge kuch. Sub kar toh rahe hai already.Hum na karenge kuch. Sub kar toh rahe hai already.SHYAM RAM 9. Sir ki seat pe ballons bhi lagwa deta hu.. Aur impress ho jayega. 10. Megha Photography. Specialized in team events, parties, etc. Only for ladies. Sponsored by: Sony Experia Z (water proof.)Koi meri photo bhi le lo.. Itni pyari mustaches hai meri.. Natthhoo lal jaisi.. Talent ka koi kadra hi nahi kisi ko.. 11. Ek taraf Prod ke P1, aur ek taraf Fligh Deck .. Rail bana di meriEk hi kurte mein hum sare festivals and events nikal denge.. hehe 12. I am the best dressed man today. Yes I have made it. 13. Who is stopping you? !!Vikas bhai. Koi meri seat kyu nahi decorate kar raha..?? !! 14. Neha, tumhari seat bhi kisi ne decorate nahi ki.?? !! Itna bada ballon nahi dikh raha isko mere oppar latka huya 15. Huh.. Aisa mere sath hi kyu ho raha hai.Humare seat subse sundar banega.. Humm honge kamayab ek din.. 16. Aise banate hai mast rangoli aise hi Star nahi milta..Iski ladki mein baat hai.. Apni team ko sikhati hu ab main.. Hmm People Growth. 17. Aadhi rangoli meri aadhi Theku ki hehe 18. Pata nahi ye Dress Competition ke judges kab ayenge.. I shuld write my award speech now.. 19. Subse best seat toh mera hi decorate hoga.. Aakhir main khud jo kar rahi hoo.. I am the best. Yes. 20. Oho.. Mujh se na hoga.. Bachcho ko lagati hu kaam pe.Main bhi acha balak hu.. Meri toh chappal bhi toot gayi kaam ke load se.Ye bade agyakari balak hai pure CFD 21. Lo Madam ji, sara kaam ho gaya.Hope ab Police na bulayega koi. 22. Chalo ab rangoli bana seekho sub mujhse. I am the SME in it.Isme kuch technical toh lag nahi raha. ?? I am not interested.Toh nikal lo patli gali pakad ke.Kisi ne toh pehchana mera talent.Arey wah jemcy, tumhari Rangoli toh motiyan jaisi chamak rahi hai. 23. I missed it. I could have dressed in more ethnic..Nobody can beat me.Hum bhi hai Josh main.. Batein kar hosh mein..Hufff I culd also have nominated myself for Best Dressed Man. 24. Advertising Agents and Marketing Agents of Theku Balloon Pump Wala. 25. Ye Rangoli banayi hai Ya Bhangoli ..Its not that easy. Ek baar puch ke ati hu..Naach na jane aangan tedha.. Hehe . Tum se na ho payega. Copy Paste is also a skill. 26. Kasam Lal Kile ki.. Ab toh main apne ghar ki light lagane ke liye bhi nahi chadunga main.. 2 hrs se oopar chadaya huya hai.. Inhone.. 27. I mean I dont undrtand why people are doing all these. This is so much of Time and Money waste. I mean people are doing it like crazy.. Huff.. I cant see this any moreLo ye bhi boli.. Inki kami thee bus.. 28. I have made Diwali Go Live successful. I can have my breakfast now.Mission Accomplished. 29. Helo. Hanji ye apka electrician toh ek dum flop nikla. Light hi nahi lag rahi issye. Huh.. Paise nahi milenge koi.. Bataye deti hoon haa.Lo ho gayi. Escalation.Badi aggressive hai ye toh.. I like her leadership style. 30. JUDGES are Welcomed. 31. Yes . Yours is the best. We are impressed.Demo To JUDGES.Ek Dum Jhakas decoration hai.. 1st position inka hi hai bheedu. 32. Judges attending Aarti and Pooja of Diwali. 33. We are very happy and Very impressed. We give you full Marks. And declare your team the WINNER. Your team is The Best Team. 34. POST GO LIVE CELEBRATIONS And SMILES ON EVERY FACE. Their hard word paid off. 35. Tension of arranging Snacks on time. And Paiso ka hisaab. 36. You have done a good job.Thank You Sir.Paiso ka hisab bana ke deti hu 37. 5 rupey, 5 rupey. Har maal 5 rupey mein.Best dressed ke judges chal gaye kya ? !!Sory sir. No mobile availa ble in Deal.Yar aaj kal mehgayi kitni badh gayi hai. 1 rocket 100 rupey ka ata hai ab.5 rupey mein diye aur ladi le jati hu.. Bahut sasti hai ye toh.. 38. Best Dressed kisko mila hia ..?? Pata chala kuch?? Mere alawa kon ho sakta hia.. Huh.. 39. Very rare pic. Unbelievable. 40. Yar Best Dressed wale judges chale toh nahi gaye ?Jago Mohan Pyare.. Aap katar mein hai. 41. Sub gyaani hi yaha..See Bhanu. It does not goes this way. There is a process you need to follow. Lets catch up some time in a war room and I will explain. 42. hahahahaArey sub suno.. Ek mail aya hai.. Best Dressed usko milgea jiske hath mein best Frills hongi. 43. Frill mere pe suit nahi karegi. I will use a Balloon and this decoration as my Frill.DittoFrills are kiddish. 44. And Here is my Best Dressed Man AwardNariyal.Humse na takrana.Ai kee ho gaya. Ye kya huya, kaise huye, kab huya.. Chalo chodo ye na pucho.. 45. Thank You. Hope You enjoyed in a light mood.