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Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

Duniya main 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai …paisa… …mout… …aur… … aur… …aur… mera SMS..

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.

D se Dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se Dillagi, D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS our C se call bhi na kar sako…

Dosti achi ho tu rang lati hai, Dosti gehri ho tu sabki bhati hai, Dosti nadan ho tu toot jati hay, per dost hamse ho tu itihass ban jati hai…

Promise me v r true frindz, i’m lamp ur lite, i’m coke ur sprite, i’m saawan u r baadal, i’m normal ur pagal. ha ha ha

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM

Na chahat hai sitaron ki, Na tamana hay nazaroon ki, Aap jaoisa ek dost mila tu kya zarorat hay hazaron ki..

Umid aise ho jo jeeny ko majbor kare, raah aisi ho jo chanle ko majbur kare. mahak kum na ho kabhi apni dosti ki, dosti aisi ho jo milne ko majbur kare..

Ya dil pyar ke qabil na raha, Koi bhi izhar ke qabil na raha,Is dil main bas gayi dosti aapki ab tu chand bhi deedar ke kabil na raha!kal ho na ho..aj tu hai…aaj ho na ho…ya pel tu hay..ya pal ho na ho..hum tu hian…hum ho na ho..humari dosti tu hay…

Aey mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana.. ager wo so rahi ho tu shor mat machana, jab wo jage tu dheere say MUSKURANA phir khana KUNJUS sms karoo!

Are o friendwa, tohar smswa ka intejar ma hum mubilewa hath me liye 1 ghantae se baitha hun.Tanik idhar bhi dhayan dai diyo our ekad msgwa bhijwai do..Tohara Dost..

jani wo pyar hi kya jisme JUDAI na ho, wo ishq hi kya jis me LADAI na ho, wo dil hi kya jisme DARD na ho, aur wo MOBILE hi kya jisme aap ka SMS na ho..

Dua kerte hai hum KHUDA se! Aye KHUDA humara pyara apni manzil paye! uski raho me andhera aaye.. To roshni k liye humay jalaye!

Kya mamu apun ki yaad vaad nahi aa reli kya? kya apun hi tere ko aisa jhakas msg bhejta rehenga kya? bolo to tu bhi ek-do repchik msg chipka dal!!

Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra!!

1. woh to aaj bhi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain yeh to unke bachche hi kameene hain jo mamu mamu chillate hain

Comment by ibrar — February 7, 2006 @ 3:10 pm

2. tum ko dekha to yeh khayal aya tumko dekha to yeh khayal aya k pagloun k stock main naya maaal aya 0301-8884184

Comment by ibrar — February 7, 2006 @ 3:18 pm

3. Kya baat hai ibrar bhai , jawab nahi

Comment by Shayar — February 7, 2006 @ 7:26 pm

4. HUM BHI KABHI SHAYAR THE TUMHARI GALI MAI…

Comment by MANOJ — February 8, 2006 @ 1:21 pm

5. Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.

Comment by junaid — February 22, 2006 @ 6:48 pm

6. hiwoh to aaj bhi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain yeh to unke bachche hi kameene hain jo mamu mamu chillate hain

Comment by chandan — February 25, 2006 @ 10:42 am

7. Humne jab kabhi khushi mehsoos ki, Her kadam pe aapki kami mahsoos ki,Door rehkar bhi aapki dosti kam na hoi, ya baat humne Dil se mahsoos ki..

Comment by chandan — February 25, 2006 @ 10:45 am

8. hi

Comment by sohail — February 26, 2006 @ 9:30 am

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9. “Fiza mein mehekthi shaam ho tum,Pyar mein jhalaktha jaam ho tum,Tumhe dil mein chupayee phirte hainAai dost meri zindagi ka dusra naam ho tum”

Comment by Rafath — March 1, 2006 @ 11:34 am

10. Wo aayee thi khwabon main kuch is tarahLaga aisa ki chand ka deedar ho gayaJaise hi hamari aaknhen khuliHaqueeqat main bhi unka deedar ho gaya

AAP KI DUA KA TALIB (**KHURRAM 0321-4181505**)

Comment by KHURRAM SHAHZAD — March 3, 2006 @ 10:57 am

11. BESHAK WOH MERE KAYALON KOIE HUGIGHARWALON KU BATANE PALKEN BAND KARKE SOUI HUGIANKH MAIN ANSO THO NAHIPAR WOH MERI YAAD MAIN ZAROOR ROI HUGI

FROM ILYAS AND NADEEM HYDERABADI

Comment by NADEEM — March 3, 2006 @ 1:32 pm

12. 1+1=2….2eyes looking for u..4+1=5 senses missing 12+12=24 hours thinking about u…3+4=7 days in week missing u,,,1+11=12months Prayer 4 u

Comment by Neha,,, — March 4, 2006 @ 5:41 pm

13. #:-SB-):-?:-h:DDevdas k babu G ne kaha ghar chor do, uski ma ne kaha paro ko chor do, paro ne kaha daru chor do, lekin aapko kisne kaha kiya SMS karna chor do

Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay ka msg par rahe ho.

Comment by Jaan Jee — March 7, 2006 @ 9:44 am

14. dear friends,

tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya..tumko dekha to ek khyal aaya…tumahri saheli ko dekha to dusra khyal aaya ….!

hahahahahaahah……..






Comment by dharmendra gupta gwalior — March 12, 2006 @ 7:12 am

15. HAPPY HOLI

Comment by LALU — March 14, 2006 @ 1:45 am

16. Karam Kar Do Kay Sitm -e- Gila Kiya Nahi KarteKhizza Main Yaqeenan Phol Khila Nahi KarteKhak Main Mila Do Ahmed Piyare Ko Par yad raheAhmed Jaise Dost Bar Bar Mila Nahi Karte ………

Comment by Ahmed — March 19, 2006 @ 9:51 am

17. Diyar-e- Ghair Main kaise sada deteay dost tu Mil Bhi Jata Tujhe Gawa Deteik Bar Tu Apne dil ki Bat Keh dete MujheTeri Kasam Duwa Ham Aisi Karte K asmaa Hi Hila Dete …..

Comment by ahmed — March 19, 2006 @ 10:04 am

18. jab barish hoti hai tum yaad ate hoo . jab kali gata chati hai tum yaad ate hoo . jab begte hain hum tum yaad ate hoo . bataoooooooomeri chatri kab wapis do ge:)

Comment by unib — March 20, 2006 @ 10:32 am

19. muhabbat mith nahi sakti nakar kushish methat ney ko..mere dil key tamana hey tojey apna bana ney ko….

mujey is ka gham nahi key badal giya zamana…..mera jan yey jis ney lika hey kahi tum badal na jana…

hum to app ki yaadoo mey rehtey hey….kiya karo key app hamary parwahi nahi karti..

Comment by muhammaddin — March 20, 2006 @ 2:00 pm

20. hum aap ko dil diya dildar samaj key….app ney hum ko penk diya naswar samaj key….hahahah,,

ishq nahi asan bus itna samaj lejey…is mey fail hona hey or tup key marna hey yaaro…

Comment by muhammaddin afghani — March 20, 2006 @ 2:08 pm








21. Eid ho ti hey Eid gahoo mey…mera Eid hoti hey apkey nagahoo mey…

Comment by muhammaddin afghani — March 20, 2006 @ 2:11 pm

22. ihav aspecial diner4 ua glass of care,a plate of love,a spoon of peace,afork of trust,&a bowl of prayers,enjoy ur dinnr,ur friend,M.RASHEED0321-4064517

Comment by M.RASHEED — March 24, 2006 @ 2:06 pm

23. her shab mairi taza azaab main guzri.tumharey bad tumharey hi khuwab main guzri.main phool hoon wo mujey rakh k bhool gya,tamam umer us ki kataab main guzri.

Comment by arfan qadri 03017007066 — March 24, 2006 @ 3:11 pm

24. abhi bolay tu bhai ko tairey sms nahi aaryla bhai kA khupri buhat tight hai nikaloon kia taira lucky draw bolay tu 2 4 sms chipka daal MAMU.

Comment by arfan qadri 03017007066 — March 24, 2006 @ 3:16 pm

25. wah bhai wah kia sms hain app logo ki main app logo par fakhar karta thanxxxxxx

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Comment by Arshad Sagar — March 26, 2006 @ 9:50 am

26. tughey sms karne ki chahat hui haimahar sala account khatam hai

Comment by adnan — March 28, 2006 @ 8:19 am







27. yeh dik bhee kitna zalim haikisi pey aata haikisi pey marta haikisi pey rota haikisi pey hansta haisala is dil ka hi chakar hai jo hum sms kikhta hai0300 7979742

Comment by adnan — March 28, 2006 @ 8:24 am

28. how are thses poeties. do u like them or not .

Comment by Aseel FAiz — March 29, 2006 @ 4:20 pm

29. Dosti dil hai dimaag nahin.

Dosti soch hai, awaaz nahin.

Koi aankhon se nahin dekh sakta Dosti ke jazbe ko… Kyonki

Dosti ehsaas hai, andaaz nahin….

——————————————–(diya)

Khushi milee to kayee dard mujh se rooth gayeyaro dua karo main phir se uddas ho jaoon !

——————————————(jaan)

Comment by diya — March 30, 2006 @ 6:24 am

30. Agar mile Khuda to poochunga Khuda, Jism mujhe de ke mitti ka shise sa dil kyo banaya?aur uspe diya fidrat ki woh karta hai mohabbat waha re wah teri kudrat uspe de diya kismat kabhi hai milan kabhi furkat hai yehi kya woh mohabbat waha re wah teri kudrat.

Comment by Sumit Agrawal — March 30, 2006 @ 5:22 pm

31. best gift…ZINDAGIbest ahsaas…khushibest feeling…pyarbest relation…dostibest person…humbest friend…tum





Comment by ambreen — April 1, 2006 @ 1:49 pm

32. aap ko miss karna roz ki baat haiaap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat haiaap se door karna kismat ki baat haimagar aap ko —- karna himmat ki baat hai

Comment by Shareef — April 1, 2006 @ 3:25 pm

33. A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A ‘COMPUTER'’ENTERS’ UR LIFE.‘SAVES’ U IN DA HEART. ‘FORMATS’ UR PROBLEMS.’ SHIFTS’U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA ‘DELETS’ U 4RM DA HEART

Comment by MOHAN — April 3, 2006 @ 3:09 pm

34. khushi milli tumhe to tum dard ko bhool gaye,aye kaash ayesa ho ki tum khushi se pagal ho jao,aur tumhe dard ka ahesas ko…dard se itna nafrat mat karo,ki zindagi bekar hojaye…khishi to zindagi ki aas hai,aur dard….jinda rahne ka ahesas.(khushi)(dard-Ron)(babe bear)

Comment by veronika — April 7, 2006 @ 6:35 am

35. Hey Nice Shair .i send also ,Woh mera dost hai saarai jahan ko hai maalumDaaga karai woh kisi sai tou sharm aye mujahBye

Comment by Syed Mudassar Junaid — April 7, 2006 @ 9:39 am

36. Hunain Dushmano’n K Sitam Ka Khauf NahiHum Dostoo’n Ki Wafa Se Darte Hain !!!


37. Dostoon mein khaloos maat dhondooWarna tum dostoon ko khoo do gayYeh ghaneemat hai saath baithy hainIs zamany se aur kia loo gay









38. A GOOD FRIEND IS LIKE A ‘COMPUTER’’ENTERS’ UR LIFE.‘SAVES’ U IN DA HEART. ‘FORMATS’ UR PROBLEMS.’ SHIFTS’U 2 OPPORUNITY & NEVA ‘DELETS’ U 4RM DA HEART

Comment by ayyaz shah — April 8, 2006 @ 9:24 am

39. Bhool Se Agar Koi Bhool Hui,To Bhool Samajke Use Bhool Jana,Arey Bhoolna Sirf Bhool Ko,Bhoolkar Bhi Hume Na Bhool Jana. –

safar me dhoop to hogi, jo chal sako to chalosabhi haiN bheeD meiN tum bhee nikal sako to chalo

kisi ke waaste raaheN kahan badalti haitum apne aap ko khud hi badal sako to chalo

yahan kisi ko koi raasta nahin detamuJhe gira ke agar tum sambhal sako to chalo

yahi hai zindagi kuch khwaab chand ummeedeNinhi khilonoN se tum bhee bahal sako to chalo

Comment by PIYUSH — April 9, 2006 @ 6:51 am

40. Mil Jaati Hai Kitno Ko Khushi… Mit Jaate Hai Kitno Ke Gham… Messsages iss liye Bhejte Rahete Hai Hum, Taaki Dur Rahekar Bhi Na Ho AapKi Muskan Kum……..!


41. Mann to mann hai, mann ka kya kahena,Aap aati hai sapno mein, sapno ka kya kahena….? Gud morning Sweety


42. Bhari mehfil meiN tanha mujhe rehna sikha diya ,uskay pyar ne duniya ko jhoothha kehna sikha diya,Kisi dard ya khushi ka ehsaas nahin hai ab to, Sab kucch zindagi meiN chup-chaap sehna sikha diya……….


43. AASUON KO BAHOT SAMJHAYA, KE TANHAIYON MAIN AAYA KARO, MEHFIL MAIN HUMARA MAZAK MAT UDAYA KARO, IS PER AANSOO TADAP KER BOLE, ITNE LOGO MAIN BHI AAPKO TANHA PAATE HAI,ISILIYE TUMHARA SAATH DENE CHALE AATE HAI….!!!!







44. Mera intejar karo hum aayenge jaroor,mera intejar karo hum aayenge jaroor,

aap ki mohabat main pyaar ka tohfa layenge jaroor.

Comment by srikant — April 9, 2006 @ 3:28 pm

45. Har subh apki ik itminan say shuroo hoohar din apka ik nai khushii laayhar raat apki ik sarshari kaalam main guzra

Comment by Shan — April 11, 2006 @ 8:17 am

46. yadooin ki purani haweli ke band kamre mein padi dhull se bari taswer ke peche lage jale ki kasam i miss u…..!hahahahaha..!

Comment by Saad Anjum — April 11, 2006 @ 2:22 pm

47. me ek shayair sunata hu jara ghor se suno….me ek shayair sunata hu jara ghor se suno….

muje shayeri nahi aati kisi aur se suno……

Comment by prashant — April 14, 2006 @ 4:58 am

48. cha meim sakkar nahi to pine ko kya mazacha meim sakkar nahi to pine ko kya maza

saat mein aap nahi to sone ko kya maza……..

Comment by prashant sirsi — April 14, 2006 @ 5:02 am

49. If u want success in life; be Sweet like Honey, Regular like Clock, Fresh like Rose, Soft like Tissue, Strong like Rock, Sure like Death & smart like ME.

Comment by raza — April 18, 2006 @ 3:21 pm

50. Dil ko nahin chain mera teray bagair

Jab se hoi hai nazron ki taqrar aap se

Sabro aqrar jane mojay aata kyon nahin

Shahyed k ho gaya hai mojay pyar aap se.








Comment by Ammar Akhtar — April 21, 2006 @ 7:15 pm

51. I miss u in every beats of my heart, in every blink of my eyes, in every second oftime and in every moments of the day


52. women are like an enternet virus.::1st they enter your life, scan ur pockets ,transfar mony, edit ur mind ,download their poblems ,delete ur smile and hang u 4 ever!

Comment by chandan pal — April 25, 2006 @ 4:49 am

53. SAAT wey asmanki sheir hum kar aye,har ak tare se dosti hum kar aye1tara khass tha jise hum apne sat le ayevarna aap hi sochiyaKI AAP ZAMEEN PE KAISE AAYE!

Comment by chandan pal — April 25, 2006 @ 4:50 am

54. GREAT!

Comment by rabia — April 25, 2006 @ 4:01 pm

55. abhey idher kia deakh rahachal apna kam kartu abhee baaz nahi hai kiaapun nain tughey kia bolera haitu apun ka kaha kun nahi mantaapun tum ko 2 lagayain gha phir tu sudhery gha

Comment by adnan — April 29, 2006 @ 8:45 am

56. d, sey dogd, sey donkeym, sey monkeyc, sey chawals, sey sms pardnain wala

hehehehehehehehehe









57. o bahai saabo chaudhary saabo mian saabo cheema saabo rana saabo sheikh saabo chider saabo bajwa saabo gujar saabchalo apna apna kam kro idher kia tamasha laga rakha hai.


58. Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se…Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue teri judai se… Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se….

Comment by heart katcher — April 29, 2006 @ 7:09 pm

59. QAYAMAT K DIN JAB FARISHTOON NE SUB SE KAHA K APNEY APNEY GUNAH PAPER PER LIKHO, TU JAB SUB NE APNEY GUNAH LIKH LIEY TU ACHANAK TUMHARI AWAZ AAYI …………., Supliment Plz

Khawabon me aanewale tera shukriya,Dil ko behlanewale tera shukriya.. Kaun karta hai is zamane me kisi se dosti itni,hume dost kehnewale tera shukriya….

Khamoshiyon me ek ada itni pyari lagi,Aapki dosti hume sabse nayari si lagi…. Yeh na tute kabhi yahi dua hai kyon ki yahi duniya me hume hamari lagi….

Apni dosti phoolon ki tarah na ho jo ek bar khile aur murjha jaye balki kaaton ki tarah ho jo ek bar chubhe to bar bar yaad aaye.

Comment by heart katcher for detail plz con 03452263067 — April 29, 2006 @ 7:13 pm

60. Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,Kaun jaane ki hum kidhar jayenge… Hum aapki parchai hai yaad rakhna,Jahan tanhai mili waha hum nazar aayenge….

Raakh ho gaya chama armano ka,Naamo nisaa na bacha mere afsano ka…. Babadi pe rajo gum kaisa yaaron,Hashr yahi hota hai deewano ka….

Pal aisa tha ki hum inkar na kar paaye,Zamaae ke dar se ikraar na kar paaye… Na thi jinke bina zindagi munasib,Chod diyaunhone aur hum sawaal na kar paaye…




Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbaar ho jata hai, ajnabi koi shaks yar ho jata hai, Khubiyon se nahin hoti mohabbat sadaa, khamiyon se bhi aksar pyar ho jata hai.

Comment by heart katcher — April 29, 2006 @ 7:23 pm

61. Qayamat k din farishton ne kaha sab apne apne gunha likho,

Sab lik rahay thay k achanuk aap…….ki awaz i

extra sheet please.

Comment by Ammar Akhtar — April 30, 2006 @ 11:56 am

1. Meri taref se apko 1 “PAPPI” Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI” Batau Q? Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne 10 “PAPPI” ko janam de hai!


2. DONO ANKHOON ME ASHK RAHA KARTE HAIN,

HUM APNI KUCH YAADEIN TERE NAAM KARTE HAIN,

JOB kabhi BHI PALAK JHAPKE TUMHARI,

SAMAJH LENA HUM TUMHE YAAD KARTE HAIN……


3. SUNI ZINDAGI ME HULCHEL SII MEHSOOS HOIBEJAN DILL KO AJ DHEDKEN SII MEHSOOS HOIJANY KIUN AJ AESA LAGAAK KAHIIN AP KI EK KAMII SII MEHSOOS HOI

Comment by ANEE — April 30, 2006 @ 6:29 pm

4. vo kehty hain hum mer jain gyper humari zindagi to0 on k pass hejub tak vo loyn gyous se pehly hum hee chuly jain gy*********************************








5. huq jatana apun ko nahi atajis din aa jy gatumhara haal boora ho jy gaper apun ka kia jy gahume too0 sub mil jy gaper tumahara sub chala jy gaapun to0 bas tumhari khushi chahy gakhamoshi se tumhary rastee se hut jy gaphir shayad tum khush ho jy ga

i made my self


6. tunhie to0 tunhie hai mujh ko kia jelyy gijahan DOST BUSYY HO APP JESYYY VAHAN TUNHIE KIAA KER PY GI


7. Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me.

Sometimes my mind asked why? I miss u, Why? I care 4 u, Why? I remember u then my heart answered its simply b’coz you are a sweet friend!!

Comment by Ammar Akhtar — May 1, 2006 @ 4:05 am

8. When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? “I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!”

A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.


9. yaad teri wich saanu chain koi na,saade utte tenu rehm koi na,horan nu tu din raat SMS kare,saade leyi tere kol time koi naa…

AAJ KAL DIYAN KUDIYAN MUNDEYA NU KIVEN PERPOSE KADIYAN HAI - PIPLAN DI CHHAN HOVE,PHOOLAN DA RAS HOVE,JE MERA VAS HOVE TE TERI MAA MERI SAAS HOVE

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10. Ek chuha sherni kol roj ek kapra(cloth)sut k chala janda c,sherni ne ek din os nu fad k puchia:oye a ki karda hunda tu roj?chuha kehnda:pawe phulkari ute vale buttian,mitran de chadre te padhe morni.

agar duniya ko kuch kar ke dikhana hai to sun meri baat :-Hathi ke upar ulta khadha hokar photo khickva , ab photo ko ulta karke duniya ko dikha

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Comment by Ammar Akhtar(0345-6723273)[email protected] — May 1, 2006 @ 4:14 am

11. Doctor says to pathan: Appka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai?Pathan: Hoga zaror hoga; 25 saal se amara koon peeta aay..!

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12. Is kadar hamari Dosti ka imtehan na lijiye! Kyon ho khafa ya bayan to Kijiye!Kar digiye maaf agar ho gayi galti!yu SMS na karke hame SAZA to na Digiye!

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13. Kayi Log honge Tere janaze Ke Peeche,Par ek Mein Na hoonga Tere janaze Ke Peeche,Aur mai honga Bhi Kaise Tere janaze Ke Peeche,Jo Mera janazaa aa raha hoga Tere janaze Ke Peeche.

Comment by zuhaib ghouri — May 2, 2006 @ 12:25 pm

14. hi nairay fasil you made me cry when i left.why do i have this feeling for you WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

Comment by Kiran — May 3, 2006 @ 10:30 am

15. YAAD HAI HUM PAHLE KAHA MILE THE….TRAIN RUKI NAZARO SE NAZAR MILI….AUR AAP NAY KAHA….ALLAH KE NAME PAR KUCHH DEDE BABA……:)







Comment by Adil khan — May 5, 2006 @ 5:22 am

16. Aasuon Pe Aasuon Ki Lakir Ban GayiKabhi Na Socha Tha Aisi Takdir Ban GayiHamne Tho U Hi Reth Me Ghumai Thi UngliyaDur Se Dekha To Aapki Tasvir Ban Gayi.

Comment by Summer Sharma — May 8, 2006 @ 8:03 am

17. Nagme Hai Sikwe Hai Kisse Hai batein Hai Batein Bhool Jati hai Har Jagah tum Yaad ati hai. Nigahome Har taraf tum chha jati hai….

Comment by Beejay — May 8, 2006 @ 8:58 am

18. Kaash dil ki yea hasrat puri ho gaeyAap miss call karein oor wo receive ho gaeyPhir hum dono karein khoob guftaguOor hosh tab aay jab sara balance khatam ho gaey0321-8482833

Comment by Naveed Malik — May 8, 2006 @ 12:51 pm

19. Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge your friendship by delivering 4 - 5 sweet & cool SMS ….. so hurry0321-8482833


20. Marnay per jannat mile na mileyYea hawa yea fiza mile na mileySMS karne main kanjusi mat karokya pata Uper ja kar Mobile mile na miley0321-8482833


21. Merey mobile ka accident ho gaya hay , doctor nay kaha hay ke bohot saray SMS ki bottle lagani paray ge So, plz donate much more SMS its urgent bcoz its in ICU

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22. adil khan why are u butting in shit-head and by the way it’s not ur galthe becuse u dont now what is love pari ka ehsaa ne hai tum ko soooooooooooooo fuck off








Comment by kiran — May 8, 2006 @ 6:22 pm

23. Mom: Beta so jao warna gabar singh aa jai ga,Son: Mom pahle soo Rupaya do,Mom: Kiyo?Son: Warna main abo ko bulaonga or khaonga ke mare sone ke bad gabar singh aata hai._________________________________Jab Gabar Singh peda hua,Tu us ke maa ne zooor se chatta mara,pocho kiyon?kiyon jub gabar singh peda hua to us ne kha maaa kitne aaddme the

Comment by Nomi — May 9, 2006 @ 1:41 pm

24. Think Big…..Think Smart…Think Beautiful…Think Positive….Think Great….I know that is too much 4 u so here is a shortcut……….Just Think About Me


25. Jawani ke din chamkelay ho gayor husn kay tewar nokelay ho gayHum intizaar karnay main thooray dheelay ho gayOr un kay haath peelay ho gay

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26. Har karz dosti ka ada karay ga koonHum na rahay to dosti karay ga koonAay Khuda meray dostoon ko salamat rakhnaWarna mari shadi main Dance karay ga koon

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27. Hum dua kartay hain Khuda say ke woh aap jaisa dost oor na banayAik cartoon jaisi cheez hay hamaray passkahin wo bhi na common ho gay






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28. Dua karte hai hum sar jhukaye, aye dost aap apni manzil ko paye, ager kabhi teri raho main andhera aaye, to roshni ke lyie Khuda humko jalaye,, Happey Friendship

Comment by Ammar Akhtar — May 10, 2006 @ 5:27 pm

29. Jis tarha heere ko heera katta hai… Sone ko sona katta hai…Lohe ko loha katta hai.. Theek usi tarha dekh lena ek din.. Tumhe kutta katega…

Comment by Ammar Akhtar(0345-6723273)[email protected] — May 10, 2006 @ 5:32 pm

30. Sabse intelligent koun: TUM , sabse smart koun: TUM sabse storng koun: TUM in sab me TUM se zeyada koun: HUM lakin dunia me sabse acha dost kaun: HUM TUM


31. Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hay armano liye Dost 1 mahfil hai anjano k liye Dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye.


32. Wife asked to Husband “Honey! what r u looking for?Husband: Nothing….Wife: Nothing????????You have been reading our marrige cirtificate for an hour????Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date………..!

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Comment by Naveed Malik — May 13, 2006 @ 10:56 am

33. Merye lye ab to din bi andari raat hai. Ab tu to shod gyi. Sanyanhi mere sath hai. Kal vo bi shod jayga.

Comment by Inderpreet Singh — May 24, 2006 @ 11:32 pm








34. Ik bat sono yaro kabi pyar mat karna. Is rah me Sirf dokh haikabi ekrar mat krna. Ye to ek hava ka joka hai.

Comment by Inderpreet Singh — May 24, 2006 @ 11:35 pm

35. • ek tum ho jo iTNey acchey ho,ek tum ho jo kitney pyarey ho,ek tum ho jo kitney sundar ho,ek tum ho jo chand sitare ho,Aur ek hum hain, jo jooth boley jaa rahey hain… 0321-7751780

Comment by Mehmood — May 25, 2006 @ 4:26 am

36. I THINK THESE SMS RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GREATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT, MUJHE BOHOT MAZA AAYA, BOHOT HASI MEIN PHIR ROHNA BHI AAYA. I LOVE IT WE LOVE IT. WE WANT IT. WE LOVE AMAN XXXXX

Comment by ash & sal — May 26, 2006 @ 1:16 am

37. devdas ke babu ji ne kahaan sowar ki aulaad ghar chor do, us ki ma ney kahaan kambakhad paro ko chor do, paro ney kahaan janeman daru chor do, leikin app ko kiss ney kahaan key pagal khana chor do.

Comment by pardes — May 26, 2006 @ 11:20 am

38. shaam hothi hai thu ashko se jalathi hai chiraaghsubah hothi hai thu daman se bujathi hai chiraaghak hum hai ke abbhi tak hai diyee se mehroomak woh hai ke chiraaghoo se jalathi hai chiraagh.

Comment by sadaff — May 26, 2006 @ 11:39 am

39. One day you will ask me what i love more…… you or my life and when i will say my life you will walk away from me without knowing that you are my life.


40. tapish suraj ki hothi haijalna zameen ko parta haiqasoor ankho ka hotha haileikin tadapna dil ko hotha hai.









41. i don’t believe in love at all because love is like war easy to start difficult to end and impossible to forget.

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beauty doesn’t makes love but love makes beauty break every thing but never break the heart heart is the music play it but never play with it.


42. maine kahaan biwi se khuda nahi thu kuch bhi nahibiwi ne kahaan ye jhuth hai tankhuwa nahi thu kuch bhi nahi.

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uktha howa sooraj dowa de app kokeeltha howa phool khushboo de app kohum thu kuch dene ke qabil nahi dene wala hazaar khushiya de app ko.

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nazar neeche ki thu haaya ban gaiinazar jo utaii thu gata ban gaiinazar teerchi ki thu ada ban gaiiaur nazar jo milgaii thu wafa ban gaii.

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waqt noor ko benoor kar detha haitorey se zakham ko nasoor kar detha haikon chahtha hai apno se door hona waqt sab ko majboor kar detha hai.

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mai ye samja ke tum bhety ho ak tehni par chaand teeka thamai ye samja tum bhety ho ujley ujley phool kiley they bilkool jaise tum hassthey ho.

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ankho mai ghamo ke pehre haizakham dil ke bohut gehre haifaryaad kare thu kiss se karesab duniya walley behrey hai .

Comment by sadaff — May 26, 2006 @ 12:08 pm

43. Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai, Unke aane ki aas lagti haiunki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane, Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai


44. woh bewafa hai to kia howa ………mat kaho bura us ko …………….jo howa so howa ………………..khush rakhy khuda us ko ………..


45. Roye ga woh es kadar meri LASh se lipatkar agar es baat ka pata hota to kab ke mar gaye hote


46. Khuda kare gum ho jae mobile teraMil jae muje,aur ho jae mera,main sms ker ke tung krun logon ko, naam ae teraTooje jutey parein aur thunda ho kaleja mera


47. Hasna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,Miltay hain bohat log is tanha zindagi main,Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota


48. Dil jis ko dia woh delhi challi gayee, piyaar jis se kia woh itly chali gayee, Dil ne socha khudkushii kar ke dhekain, haath switch main dia tu bijlii challi gayee.


49. Tum milo na milo koi gam nahi,SMS karo yeh milne se kam nahi.. Dosti me dhoka de woh Hum nahi,Hamari Dosti bhi Bunty Aur Babli se kam nahi…









50. Zindagi ki rah main hum dono sath chalain gay…. thora tum chalna, thora main chlun ga,……phir agay chal ker rikshaw kerwa lain gay.


51. SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,,SMS”,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMS,,,SMS,,,,SMSKhush? ab yeh na kehna kihum SMS nahi bhejte..


52. I have a new kodak cameraur snap please…don’t movesteady

smile readyclickohh hoDil mey rehne walo ka kabhi snap aata hai kya??

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53. Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!


54. Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.

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55. Hula Kuch Yoon Ki !main kal ja raha thake meri chappal toot gaiab chappal to moochi seeta haiseeta to darzi bhi hai







darzi to kapray seeta haikapray to rangeen hotay hainrangeen to lota bhi hota hailota to bathroom main hota haibathroom main to nal bhi hota hainal to lohay ka hota hailohay ki to istiri bi hoti haiistri to garam hoti haigaram to Custard bhi hota haicustard to peela hota haipeela to chooza bhi hota haichooza to anday main se nikalta haianda to sufaid hota haisufaid to doodh bhi hota haidoodh to bhains daity haibhains to kaali hoti haikaala to bangali bhi hota haibangali to paan khata haipaan to laal hota hailaal to gulab main bhi hota haigulaab main to kantay hotay hainkantain to machli main bhi hotay hainmachli to paani me hoti haipaani me kishti bhi hoti haikisthi me aadmi bhi hote haiaadmi to road pe bhi hote hairoad pe to main bhi chalta hoonchalne se yaad aaya kekal mai ja raha thake meri chappal toot gayi thi

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56. love is blind , i know because u dont see me:(

Comment by ikii — June 1, 2006 @ 12:33 am

57. i will b smiling wen i will see u the tears will never show, i know i will always love you & yet u will never know

Comment by ikki — June 1, 2006 @ 12:40 am

58. tum bin jiya jaye kiese,kiese jiya jaye tum bin,sadiyon se lambi hien raatien sadiyon se lambe hoye pal,




jaan Zb i love you so much

Comment by tanveer — June 1, 2006 @ 4:28 pm

59. EKK HUSBAND APNI BIWI KI CHITA KO AAG LAGA KAR WAPIS AA RAHA THA! ACHANAK BIJLI GARJI, BADAL KHARKAYE, TEEZ TEEZ BARISH HOONA START HOO GAI, HUSBAND BOLA! LAGTA HAI PUHUNCH GAI HAI:)

Comment by Zubair Shah — June 4, 2006 @ 11:12 am

60. zuban se lete haiaaankho se aansu nikal aate haikabhi hazaro baate kiya karte theyaaj ek baat k liye taras jaate hai

Comment by Rahul Arora — June 4, 2006 @ 11:21 am

61. hume to desi ne lutaangreji me kaha dum thahum to waha ja k ludkejaha beer ka drum tha

Comment by Rahul Arora — June 4, 2006 @ 11:25 am

62. Aye mohabbat tere anjaam pe rona aaya,Jaane kyun aaj tere naam pe rona aaya..Yun to har shaam ummeedon me guzar jaati thi,Aaj kuch baat hai, jo shaam pe rona aaya..Kabhi taqdir ka maatam, kabhi duniya ka gila,Manzil-e-ishq me har gaam pe rona aaya…Jab hua zikr zamaane me mohabbat kaMujhko apne dil-e-bekaam pe rona aaya…..

Comment by Jamal Hassan Sherazi — June 7, 2006 @ 5:44 am

63. ahmed piyara phir se back hote hain asslam o alaikumdosto bhaion aur tumhari behno bade din k bad main aj net par aaya hon beacuse 1 prob hogai thi jiss ki waja se meri shairi ruk gai thi bata hi deta hon mera accedent hogaya tha bike se anywaysaap sher sunaiye is dafa waqi main sher hi likha hai main ne aap k liye ab is sher ko cheeta na samjhe ko hahahahahah

MERY DIL MAIN SIRF TERA PYAR,MERI ZABAN PER SIRF TERA NAAM,






MERI ANKHOO MAIN SIRF TERI TASVER,MERI DUWAO MAIN SIRF TERI TABINDA ZINDAGI,

Comment by ahmed — June 7, 2006 @ 7:05 pm

64. wo saal nahi jo guzar jaye ga,wo paal nahi jo beeth jaye ga,wo kushboo nahi jo urr jaye gi,wo tu anmool pyar haa jo mery dil main hi rajaye ga,


65. mery dil ki tu jagha per haa, jis per kis ki puchan nahi haa,meri zindagi main tu us makam per haa, jis per koi dosra khara nahi haa,meri kushyoo main tu us jagha per haa, jis per ab taak koi dosra nahi haa,meri yaado main tu us jagha per haa, jis per ab taak kisi dosray ka basra nahi haa


66. WO JO MERY DIL KA QARREB HAA PER KU WOMUJ SAY DUUR HAA,YA PYAR BATA AJEEB HAA JO WO KUUD MUJ SAY DUUR HAA,WOAJAEEB SHAKS HAA JO MERI HER ADA SAY WAQEEF HAA,US KA DIL MAIN KIA HAA WO IS SAY NAAD HAA,WO JO MERY BOLAY BAGER MERY DIL KI HER BAAT SAMHJ JATA Haa,us na samhj ki samhj itni chuti ku haa,zindagi bher tum panay or sirf panay ki dorr main lagay rahay, tum ko kuud nahi pata ka tum nay kia khoya kiya paya haa,


1. tum ko pyar ki talash haa, aye doost,pyar tu tumhery maan main chupa haa,tum ko achy mustakbil ki talsh haa aye doost,tu mushtakbil tu tumhery hath main haa,tum ko sheekva haa, sab say bahath aye doost,sheekvay ko sheeqva tum nay maan lia haa,tum ko humsafer ki talsh haa aye doost ,tu humsafer tu tumhery naseeb main haaa,







2. tum sach ho ya sapna, phir bhi lagta haa ka tum mery hoo,tum agg ho ya pani, phir bhi lagta haa tum mery hoo,tum bhool ho ya kanta, phir bhi lagta haa tum meri hoo,tum barsh hoo ya tufan, phir bhi lagta haa tum mery hoo,tum bahar ho ya kehezha, phir lagta haa tum mery hoo,tum ass ho ya pass hoo, phir bhi lagta haa tum mery hoo,tum jhoot ho ya sach phir lagta haa tum mery hoo,tum isheq ya juun , phir bhi lagta haa ka tum mery hoo,


3. You are so sweet chonai dnt want u khonai want place in ur heart’s konaAtleast Good night tou kar lou na.

i visted this web for first time and may be lastbut its v.nicethanx 4 reading bye bye

Comment by Noreen — June 10, 2006 @ 11:01 am

4. andhe ke haat mein tv,vehre ke haat mein radio, goonge ke haat me mic, aur tere haat mein MOBILE! Vaah,kya zamaana ay gayaa!

Comment by ruslan — June 13, 2006 @ 7:20 am

5. I have the “I”,I have the “L”,I have the “O”,I have the “V”,I have the“E”,… so pls can I have “U”?………………………………………………….You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always…………………………………………………….L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life….………………………………………………….If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever..

Comment by Ammar — June 13, 2006 @ 5:38 pm

6. 5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch..………………………………………………………





Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai. mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai, jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai….………………………………………………………bottle main Pepsi say zyaada….used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa…. Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada… Mithai main sweet say zyaada…Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada… I LOVE U …………………………………………………………Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria…………HOW R U??????………………………………………………………

Comment by Ammar — June 13, 2006 @ 5:53 pm

7. Diyar-e- Ghair Main kaise sada deteay dost tu Mil Bhi Jata Tujhe Gawa Deteik Bar Tu Apne dil ki Bat Keh dete MujheTeri Kasam Duwa Ham Aisi Karte K asmaa Hi Hila Dete …..


8. well come to life menu Style Love k 1 dabaiye engagment k liye 2 dabaiye shadi k liye 3 dabaiyedosri shadi k liye pehli wali ka gala dabaiye !! thank you for joining us


9. Hold 10 roses infront of mirror and u will see 11 roses and between the most beautiful rose in the world is only u.

Comment by 03015688038 — June 18, 2006 @ 12:14 pm

10. I sent my cares 2 wind…& asked wind 2 pas them 2 u…so when u feel the wind blowing against ur face…that’s me saying take care:–)

Comment by 03015688038 — June 18, 2006 @ 12:19 pm

11. yu..ojhal na hona meri najaro se ki ye dil chahe tumhara didar kare tumhi ko chahe tumhi ko pyaar kare aur tumhara intizaar kare…

Comment by jyoti agarwal — June 18, 2006 @ 6:35 pm

12. kon kahta hai k qyammat aay gi or main mar jaoon ga main b bara hoshyar hoon mangi mechay chup jaoon ga 03027155124

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13. bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai piyar,hansti hai dostirulata hai piyar,milati hai dostijuda karta hai piyar,phir b kiyon log kartay hain piyar.

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Comment by mehak — June 22, 2006 @ 3:29 pm

14. 1: If life’s a game, wish u always win. If life’s a journey, wish u walk on roses. If life’s a joy, i wish u always smile. WISH U A HAPPY LIFE.

2.Duniya me sirf 7 chiz famous hai. Bole to 7wnders: 1Apun 2ApunkaDIL 3ApunkaSTYLE 4ApunkaSMILE 5ApunkaMOBILE 6ApunkaSMSor7 Apunka frnd its U.

3.D.O.S.T.I D:- Dastak bhi na de. O:- Or apna bana le. S:- Sari jindgi jo saath de. T:- Takdir jo sawaar de. I:- Isi rishte ko kehte hai…..Dosti

4.Pyari si subah main pyare se panchhi,pyari si kirne,pyari si oss ki boonden,pyari si thandi hawayein,ek pyare se dost ko pyara sa din de jaaye.Good morning.

1.Is Dil mein aansuyo ke mele hainTum bin hum bohat akele hainSab kuch chod kar tumeh e-mail karte hainDekho hum kitne vele hain* vele = lazy (vele is a Punjabi word)

2.Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti haibache ki bhi ek jidd hote haiaur kitna intzaar karru tere sms kaKanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai

3.kayi raaz aise hote hain jo dikhaye nahi jaatekayi kisse aise hote hain jo sunaye nahi jaatekayi dil aise hote hain jo tode nahi jaateaur kuch aap jaise dost aise hote hain jo chodo nahi jaate.

4.Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein,hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein…..

5.Humse door jayoge kaise,Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise,


Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain,Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

6. Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aayeJubaan kholu to tera he naam aayeTum he kyon bhaye dil ko kya malumJab nazroo ke saamne haseen tmaam aaye

7.Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tumwaqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tumDoob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tumMere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum…

8.You must be a good runner because you arealways running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooterbecause I Miss You Always…

9. Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota haiToote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota haiTumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati haiBandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

10.Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal chupkar parvat se milne ka intzaar karte hain, Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

11.Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai…maano…”Shhhsss…KOI Hai” se bhoot nikal aaya hai….

12.Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hainmaano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hainRoz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK koaur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain….waaaaahhhhhhhhh…

13.Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah meinhassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah meinkadam kadam par mile khushi ki bhaar aapkodil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko

14.1. L O V EL = Lake of SorrowO = Ocean of TearsV = Valley of DeathE = End of life….

15.Friendship is like a glasshandle it with carebecause once broken cannot be mendedand even if mended….a crack is always there !!!

16.When Nights are long & Friends are few,I sit by my Window & think of u.a silent whisper a silent tear.with all my Heart i wish you were here.

17.When i open my eyes every morning i pray to Godthat everyone should have a friend like you….Why should only i suffer!!!

18.When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

19.Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayiliya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayisocha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhengemagar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…

20.Badi asaani se dil lgaaye jaate hainpar badi mushkil se waade nibhaye jaate hainle jaati hai mohabbat un raaho parjaha diye nahi dil jlaaye jaate hain

21.Most people walk in and out of your life,but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

22.Good FRIENDS are hard to find,harder to leave,and impossible to forget.

23.DON’T frown.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

24.When it hurts to look back,and you’re scared to look ahead,you can look beside youand your best friend will be there

25.Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,jaane kab aa jaye sms aapkais liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai

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15. 26.When u feel sad….To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,“damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness.But don’t make this a habit…..Coz liars go to hell !!!!

27.one day Love and friendship met.Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!”Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

28.If you love someone, put their name in a circle,instead of a heart, because hearts can break,but circles go on forever

29.If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them.

30.To handle yourself, use your head;To handle others, use your heart.

31.Smile a while and while you smile,smile another smile and soon there will be milesand miles of smile just because you smiled,i wish your day is full of SMILE

32.Muskura do jara khuda ke vaste,sama-e-mahefil mai rosni kam hai,tum hamare nahi to kya gum hai,hum tumhare to haiN ye kya kam hai?

33.Hi i am marrying next weekthere will be a small party andonly few persons will be invitedHey don’t bring any giftjust bring SOMEONE to marry me…..

34.A good Friend is like a computerhe ENTERS in your life SAVE himselfin your heart,FORMATS all your troublesand never DELETE you from his heart.


35.a friend is sweet when it is new…it is sweeter when it is true….but you know that…..it is the sweetest when it is u…”

36.a friend is sweet when it is new…it is sweeter when it is true….but you know that…..it is the sweetest when it is u..

37.Chehre pe ashko ki lakeer si ban gayiJo na chaaha tha vo takdeer si ban gayihumne to chalaayi thi ret pe ungligaur se dekha to unki tasveer si ban gayi

38.Mountain can fly,river can dryyou can forget me but never can i

39.Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujaala nazar aata haisochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa dukambaqt bill bohat aata hai

40.Door rehkar bhi yaad karengeyeh mat sochna ki bhool jayenge tumeh,agar dost bankar raas na aayeto ajnabi ban kar yaad aayenge tumeh

41.destiny decides who u meet in lifebut its only your heart that can decidewho gets to stay in your life…..

42.Have a heart that never hardenshave a smile that never fadeshave a touch that never burntand have friendship that never breaks.

43.If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shakeif u need me i ill hurry, if u don’t call me i ill worryif u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die.

44.Meaning of Friendship : -

F——-FOREVERR——-RESPONCIBLEI——–INTELLIGENT

E——-EAGER TO MAILN——-NICED——-DIVINES——–SIMPLEH——-HEARTLYI——–INTERSTEDP——-PEACEFUL

45.Kind, intelligent, loving and hotThis describes everything you’re not

46. I saw your face as you walked bybut then I saw a better guy

47.I see your face when I am dreamingThat’s why I always wake up screaming

48.My love you take my breath awayWhat have you stepped in to smell this way

49.My feelings for you no words can tellExcept for maybe “go to hell”

50.Of loving beauty you float with graceIf only you could hide your face

51.jawaab teri shayari ka….denge hum shayari mein….naam tera likh baithe hain….apne dil ki diary mein….

52.If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST !!!

53.Tum hoti to aisa hota, tum hoti to waisa hotaTum is baat pe itna hasti, tum uss baat pe itna khush hoti,Tum is baat pe ye kehti,tum uss baat pe wo kahatishukar hai tum nahi ho!!!

54.Don’t shut love out of your life by sayingit’s impossible to find.>The quickest way toreceive love is to give;>The fastest way to lose

love is to hold it too tightly;>And the best way tokeep love is to give it wings.

55.Dil ki aavaj bhi sunmere fasaane pe na jaameri najaroN ki taraf dekhjamaane pe na jaa..

56.Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

57.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,ladkon ko fassane ke jaal hote hai,na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

58.Love is sweet poison:Do not consume without your beloved’s adviseand keep out of reach of childrenand keep it in cool and dark place.

59.Promise me we are true friendsI am lamp you are lightI am Coke you are SpriteI am Sawan you are badalI am Normal you are PagalI am Water you are TankiI am Tarzan you are Monkey

60.Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gayeAaj vo humse jannat mein takra gayeAur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

61.what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

62.Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan. 499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo…

63.Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be invited…so i am inviting you…don’t bring any gift with you…just bring someone to marry me…!!!

64.Yeh jo haseeno ke baal hote hai,ladko ko fasaane ke jaal hote hai,na jaane kitno ke khoon piye honge inhone,tabhi to inke honth laal hote hai

65.Jaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaamJaate hue kuch aisa kar ke jayo kaamki har galli se awaaz aaye…”ABBA JAAN”…” ABBA JAAN”

66.Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hainVo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hainYeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.

67.Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar detadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar deApni awaaz nahi sunani to mat sunaKam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

68.Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaastetussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaasteek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyoMarr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

Comment by kash — June 25, 2006 @ 7:20 am

16. Pyaar kamjor dil se kiya nahi ja sakta,Zeher Dushman se liya nahi ja sakta,Dil mein basi hai ulfat jis pyar kius ke bina jiya nahi ja sakta.

Saath rehte rehte yuhin waqt guzar jayegaDoor hone ke baad kaun kise yaad aayegaJee lo ye pal jab humsath haikal ka kya pata, waqt kahan le jayega

Comment by muhabat — June 25, 2006 @ 12:07 pm

1. koi pathar se na mare mahbbob kokoi pathar se na mare mere mehboob ko nuclear bum ka zamanahe bumb se uda do sale ko

Comment by amir khan — June 25, 2006 @ 4:45 pm

2. Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL kiHar deewar ko dekha




Har meenar ko dekhaHar kaleen ko dekhaHar khidki ko dekhaaur bola……..MAA KASAM BAHUT KHARCHA HO GAYA!!!

Comment by ravikak — June 26, 2006 @ 2:30 am

3. (Pls Read in the rythm of… Tum to Thahre pardesi,Saath kyaa Nibhaaoge!)Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!Tum to Thahre bakri chor.., Bhains Kya Churaaoge……!Subah Doodh waali ke Haathon.. Tum pakde Jaaoge…!Gar Bach gaye to bhiiiiii…! Bhag ke Kahan Jaaoge….!Tum to Chhup Jaaoge lekin.., bhains Kahan Chhupaaoge..!Tum to Thare bakri Chor…., Bhains Kya Churaaoge………….!!!

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE….

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayiJise pyar kiya woh italy chali gayiDil ne kaha khud kushi(sucide) kar le jalimBijali ko haath lagaya to bijali chali gayi

TERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYATERI JULF HAI YA ANDHERI RAAT KA SAAYASAR MUNDWA LE TO SAVERA HO JAI.

Kaaash ke tere chehre par Chickenpox ke daag hote…..Kaaash ke tere chehre par chickenpox ke daag hote…..Chand to tu hai hi ..sitaare bhee saaath hoteladka bola :kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate,bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate.Ladki boli:Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Ladki boli:Chandni chaand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi,Mohabbat ek se hoti hai, hazaaron se nahi.Ladka bola :Chandni agar chaand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga,Mohabbat agar ek se hogi to h! azaron ka kya hoga.


O shayeri sunne walo jaraGor se sunoAge ka nahi aataKisi aur se suno

When one door of happiness closes, another opens but aften we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has been opened for us.

Comment by ravikak — June 26, 2006 @ 2:31 am

4. KISSjab dil pareshan ho jayedhadkan ko bhi gin na payeankhon se baat karehoton se kuchh kehe na payetab koi paas ayebahon me leke sukoon dilayeankhon se apni baat sunehoton se apni pyaar karedil ki baat manta hi jayejo dil kahe wohi sab kare :*)

Comment by Ammar(0345-6723273)(0333-4149346) — June 27, 2006 @ 4:38 pm

5. meri her dard ma tumari tasvir haimeri her aansu ma tumari yaaden judi haimout aiya to tumari bahon ma kafan chade to tumera aanchal ho

Comment by john cina — July 9, 2006 @ 6:09 am

6. Teri mehfil ne mujhe jeena sikha diya,kisi hoti hai ek haseena dikha diya,duniya puchhti hai ki ek sharifzada sharabi kaise hua,meine bataya ki teri bewafai ne mujhe peena sikha diya.

-Written by Awal

Comment by Awal Eesh Singh — July 10, 2006 @ 6:44 am

7. aap smajhte hain k humne aap ko bhula rakha hay.aap nahi jante k dil mein basa rakha hay.dekh naa le koi aapko humari aankhon mein is liye palkon ko is kadar jhuka rakha hay.

Comment by Adnan shoukat — July 10, 2006 @ 8:34 am






8. Kabristan k chaukidar ki kabar pe baithay huay kuttay k galai k patte main chupe huay virus k sar k baal k andar k bacteria ki ki kasam TUSI GREAT HO….

Comment by Adnan shoukat jacobabad — July 10, 2006 @ 8:39 am

9. when u get this SMS, send it to1 person u love,1 u hate,1 u always think ofand 1 u wish to kill.now,keep guessing why i sent it to u.

Comment by Adnan shoukat 03047313378 — July 10, 2006 @ 8:44 am

10. Aaj Rootha huwa ik dost bohot yaad aayaAcha guzra huwa kuch waqt bohot yaad aaya.

Meri aankho k her ik ashk pe ronay walaAaj jab aankh yeh roee tu bohot yaad aaya.

Jo mere dard ko seene main chupa laita thaaj jab dard huwa mujh ko bohot yaad aaya.

Jo meri aankh main kajal ki tara rehta thaaaj kajal jo lagaya tu bohot yaad aaya.

Jo mere dil k tha qareeb faqat us ko hiaaj jab dil nay bulaya tu boht yaad aaya

Comment by Dj_Rock — July 11, 2006 @ 4:45 pm

11. Dafnana Zara Dekh kar ik Bay Arzoo ki Lash KoKahin lipti hoye IS Kafan mai Koi ARZOO Na ho


12. Yeh Log Konsi Manzil Ki Baat Karte Hain,Musafiro Ke Liye Raasta Hi Kaafi Hain….


13. tum jab bhi mere sapno..n mai aayetum jab bhi mere sapno..n mai aayemeri tu aikdam cheekh nikal aayebhoot: bhot:t bhoot : bhoot ;;;;;;;






Comment by nomi — July 11, 2006 @ 8:13 pm

14. main uss ki yadd main ban gaya baraf ka goolamain uss ki yadd main ban gaya baraf ka goola

aur woo boli thanda matlab “coca cola”

Comment by lover — July 13, 2006 @ 1:28 pm

15. Hi,I read very good shayri . i lved iti have one shayrikabar ki mithi utha le gaya koiisi bahane chukar gaya koitanhai aur andhere main khush the humisi bahane intezar karne ki vazah de gaya koi

Comment by Manohar — July 14, 2006 @ 9:50 am

16. I have one shayri.Ek nazar ki aas main peron tale khade rah jaon ge, is tarah mat dekho warna dekhte rah jaon ge, be ghighak kahado aaj ham se apni dil ki baat, socho ge to jindagi bhar sochte rahjaoge

Comment by Manohar — July 14, 2006 @ 9:55 am

17. himere dostoaur ek tumhare liye apni khani suna raha hoonAshq aa jate hai ankhon me rone se pehlehar khwab hai toot jata sone se pehleishq gunah ye to samajh gaye!kash koi rok leta yeh gunah hone se pehle…..

bye dosto yeh mero kahani thi jo main apko shayri ke andaj main sunayiall the best….

Comment by Manohar Mastud — July 14, 2006 @ 9:59 am

18. mudddat se door the hun tum

ek jamana ke bad milna achha laga

sagar se gehari lagi dosti aapki

tairna aata tha par doobna achha laga






Comment by meehir — July 17, 2006 @ 10:56 am

19. D” SE “DOSTI. “D SE “DIL’,D SE “DILAGE”. D SE “DEWANGI”PER “D ” SE ITNA BHI “DUR” NA HO JANA KI “S ” SE SMS OR C” SE “CALL” BHI NA KARSAKO

Comment by mehwish — July 19, 2006 @ 10:09 am

20. bahut khubsurat hai ankhe tumharikismat se bana dijiye hamarihame zindagi aur kya chahiyeagar miljaye mohabbat tumhari

Comment by maqbool — July 19, 2006 @ 3:23 pm

21. Dosti karke dhoka mat denaDusro ko aasu ka tohfa mat denaDil se roye koi zindagi bharAisa kisi ko moka mat dena

Comment by Minaz — July 19, 2006 @ 10:49 pm

22. kafan na dalo mere chehre peMujhe aadat hai muskurane kiNa dafnao meri laash koMujhe ab bhi umeed hai uske ane ki

Comment by Minaz — July 19, 2006 @ 10:52 pm

23. Hum un ke gale se guzray ajab itefaq ta,, unho nay hamain phool mara gamla be sath ta

Comment by Muneeb khan — July 21, 2006 @ 5:23 pm

24. Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai kihar taraf ujaala nazar aata haisochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa dukambaqt bill bohat aata haijawaab teri shayari ka….denge hum shayari mein….naam tera likh baithe hain….apne dil ki diary mein….

Comment by Muneeb khan — July 21, 2006 @ 5:25 pm








1. Girti hui barish k pani ko apne hatho mein samet lo,jitna aap samet paye utna aap hume chahte ho,jitna aap samet na paye utna hum aapko chahte hai….

Comment by ketan — July 25, 2006 @ 2:38 pm

2. HASRATO PE RIVAJO KA SAKHT PEHRA HAI,NA JANE KAUN SI UMEED PE JAKE,YE DIL THEHARAA HAI,MERI AANKHO SECHALAKTE HUE YE ASHK AUR GUM KI KASAMMERA YE PYAR….BAHUT GERA HAI.

Comment by PPOOJA SISODIYA — July 25, 2006 @ 2:50 pm

3. well i read them thy r gr8gud workhere r mineHOW WOMEN CALL THEIR HUSBANDS IN FIRST SEVEN YEARS:1. A G,2. O G3..SUNTE HO4.BUNTY KE BAPU,5. MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO,6.. KAHAN MAR GAYE,7.AAP AATE HO KE MAIN AUN

She is my best friend,She was asking me ur details,I gave her ur cell number.She’ll be visiting U soonHer name is* Smile *I think she came… Did she?

Friendship is a network that needs no recharge,no roaming,no validity,no activation,no signal problem.just make sure u never switch off ur heart….goodnight/goodmorning

“Close ur eyes to the faults of others , but keep them open to discover ur own,”

Cotton candy?nope!Chocolate syrup?



nah!lemme c…how about sugar?hmmm….nope!damn!still can’t find anything as sweet as YOU!.

THOUGHT for ur life…..Never explain urself 2 anyone becoz….Theperson who likes YOU doesn’t need it & the person who dislikesYOU won’t beleive it,,,,,,,gmorning

I heard sum 1whisper ur namebut when i turn around to see who it was… i noticed , I was alone , then I realised it was my heart telling me I miss U…..!

Aap rutha na karo humsemere dil ki dhadhkan badh jaati hain,dil to aapke naam kar hi chuke hain,jaan baaki hain, wo bhi nikal jaati hai

The smile is like a simcard & life is like a cell phone,whenever u insert the simcard of smile,a beautiful day is activated‘KEEP SMILING’

A well wisher like U is not like the”SUN” bcozit ‘SETS,,,Not like the “MOON” becoz,it FADES….a well wisher like U is the “SKY”becoz it always“STAYS”

Comment by neeb — July 28, 2006 @ 11:13 am

4. D se Dosti,D se Dil,D se Dard,D se Dillagi,D se Dewangi per D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana ki S se SMS ur C se call bhi na kar sako

Comment by tafseer — July 29, 2006 @ 11:05 am

5. hi koi janu ka matlab explain kar sakta hai kya jaldi karoj-?a-?n-?u-?



Comment by ajay bajpai — July 31, 2006 @ 10:56 am

6. 1)huda kisi ko hudai na de huda mott de huda judai na de.2)muhabbat bi zindghi ki tara hoti hai her mor asan nehi hota har morr pe kushi nehi hoti pihr jab hum zindghi ka sath naehi ciorthe to muhabbat ka sath kiun ciore.3)muje john se buot peyar hai ilove JOHN ABRAHAM sirf us me ji nahi sakti ho ke juda john se.

Comment by nia — August 3, 2006 @ 10:19 am

7. Har Pal Hai Qayamat Ka Ek ManzarHar Lamha Hai , Dukon Ka SamandarDil Chah K B Bula Nahi Sakta TumkoTumhare Naam Se Hi To hai Zindagi Mai Sahar

Comment by WAQAS BANGASH — August 4, 2006 @ 5:45 am

8. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha . he he he he he he he he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ______ KUCH NAHI BAS AAPKA CHEHRA YAAD AAGAYA ____________ha ha ha ha ha he he he he he hekhe khe khe khe khe khe khe ha ah ha ha ha ha

Comment by muhammad faisal — August 4, 2006 @ 9:58 pm

9. To Kya Yeh Taye Hay Keh Abb Nae Milna…Agar Yeh Baat Hay tu Phir Yeh Umer He Q?

Comment by Kamran — August 6, 2006 @ 4:28 pm

10. hishama ro ro k parwaney sey khaey rahi hairumal la do meri naak bhay rahi hai

Comment by Anonymous — August 8, 2006 @ 11:49 am

11. Meri aankhon Main teri aankhain HonMeri Batoon Main Teri Batain Honjo saat bitayaain HumdonoKuch Aaisi Bhi To Raatain Hon

Comment by Sajid Mumtaz — August 10, 2006 @ 10:55 am








12. Her na ka matlab inkaar nahi hota har jaga intezaar nahi hotayun to milati hain hozaroon se nazrein har nazar ka milna pyaarnahi hota

Comment by usman — August 13, 2006 @ 3:56 pm

13. main nay chaha jisay us nay chaha kisi aur kokhuda na karay woh jisay chahay jis ko woh na chahay kisi aur ko

Comment by Anonymous — August 13, 2006 @ 5:54 pm

14. Pathar se dosti, Jan ko khatra.Pathan se dosti, Demagh ko khatra. Daru say dosti,LIver ko khatra.Hum say dosti, rat be rat Mail ka khatra!!

Comment by shahbaz — August 17, 2006 @ 11:26 am

15. Meri aankhon Main teri aankhain HonMeri Batoon Main Teri Batain Honjo saat bitayaain HumdonoKuch Aaisi Bhi To Raatain Hon

Comment by mahesh kumar — August 20, 2006 @ 7:41 pm

16. sitam sahne ki had hoti hi.pas na aane rooth jane ki had hoyi hiek sms to kardo zalim paisa bachane ki bi had hoti hi

Comment by mahesh kumar — August 20, 2006 @ 8:02 pm

17. kabhi to nazar mikao kabhi to karib aao jo nahin keha hi kabhi to samajh bhi jao

Comment by naresh kumar manwani — August 20, 2006 @ 8:27 pm

18. HII AM MEENA, FROM PUNJAB.I LIKE SHAYARI VERY MUCH.KYA AAP MERI SHAYRI SUNEGE,

LADKA: Kehti Thi Milungi Har Gali,Har Mod, Har Chorahe Ke Picche,Sab Aaye Ek Tu Na Aayee Mere Janaaje Ke Picche.LADKI: Kehti Thi Milungi Har Gali,Har Mod, Har Chorahe Ke Picche,Ek Najar MudhKar Toh Dekh Liya Hota,Ek Janaaja Aur Tha Tere Janaaje Ke Piche.

Comment by MEENA SAHOTA — August 22, 2006 @ 7:41 pm








19. aaj k din hum khuda se ek dua karte he, ki aapke darbar me hamari ek amanat jama rakhna hum rahe ya na rahe hamari masuka ko salamat rakhna

Comment by Dreams Dilip — August 25, 2006 @ 4:38 pm

20. TU KYA JANE KYA HE TANMHAI IS TUTE HUE PATTE SE PUCH KYA HE JUDAI BEWFAI KA ILZAM NA DE JALIN IS WAQT SE PUCH KIS WAQT TERI NA AAYI,

RAAT HOGI TO CHAND DUHAI DEGADIN ME BHI USKA CHAHERA DIKHAI DEGABHUL KAR BHI PYAR MAT KARNA E DOSTVARNA EK AANSU GIRA TO SABKO SUNAI DEGA

DIL ZAKHAM ZUBAN PER LAYA NAHI KARTE,AANKHOSE ANSOO BAHAYA NAHI KARTEZAKHAM KITNE HI GAHERE KYO NA HOHUM APNE HOTO SE MUSKURAHAT HATAYA NAHI KARTE………….

Comment by Anonymous — August 31, 2006 @ 11:07 am




Comment by NILPESH — August 31, 2006 @ 11:09 am

22. mehfil me kuch to sunana padta he,gum ko chupaker muskurana padta he,kabhi hum bhi dost the aapke ,aaj kal to yaad dilana padta he,

mera her din teri her raat se auchha hoga,mera dil tere zazbaat se auchha hoga,nikle agar teri doli to 1 baar ghunghatuthaker dekhna teri barat se auchha mera zanaza hoga…..




NAZAR ANDAZ KESE KARE AAP KONAZRO ME BITHAYE HE AAP KOYAAD AANE PER ROYE BHI TO KESEDARTE HE ZUKI JO PALKE TO CHUBHENGI AAP KO….

HASI MAJAK NI AA PALO YAAD RAKHJO,AA GARIB NI DOSTI YAAD RAKHJO,MAHEFIL MA KALE KADACH HU NAI HOU,PAN KABER NU SANAMU YAAD RAKH JO…..

JIO ITNA K MARNA MUSKIL HO JAYE,HASO ITNA K RONA MUSKIL HO JAYE,KISI KO CHAHNA ACCHI BAAT HEMAGAR NA CHAHO ITNA K BHULNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE………..


23. KHUDA KISI KO KISI PE FIDA NA KARE,KARE TO QYAMAT TAK JUDA NA KARE,YE MANA K KOI MARTA NAHI JUDAI MELEKIN JI BHI NAHI PATA TANHAI ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

KHSHI MILI TI HASH NA SAKE,GUM MILE TO RO NA SAKE,ZINDGI KA YEHI DASTUR HE,JISE CHAHA USE PAA NA SAKE,AURJISE PAYA USE CHAH NA SAKE……….

JAB KABHI AAPKO GUM SHATAYEKOI BAAT DIL KO NA BHAYE,AANKHE SAGAR CHALKHAYE,YAAD KARKE DEKHNA SHAYAD,EK AANSOO KAM HO JAYE………..

TADAP KE DEKH KISI CHAHAT ME,TO PATA CHALE INTJAAR KYA HOTA HE,YUHI MIL JAYE KOI BINA TADPE,TO KESE PATA CHALE PYAAR KYA HOTA HE……………..







mehfil me kuch to sunana padta he,gum ko chupaker muskurana padta he,kabhi hum bhi dost the aapke ,aaj kal to yaad dilana padta he,

mera her din teri her raat se auchha hoga,mera dil tere zazbaat se auchha hoga,nikle agar teri doli to 1 baar ghunghatuthaker dekhna teri barat se auchha mera zanaza hoga…..

NAZAR ANDAZ KESE KARE AAP KONAZRO ME BITHAYE HE AAP KOYAAD AANE PER ROYE BHI TO KESEDARTE HE ZUKI JO PALKE TO CHUBHENGI AAP KO….

HASI MAJAK NI AA PALO YAAD RAKHJO,AA GARIB NI DOSTI YAAD RAKHJO,MAHEFIL MA KALE KADACH HU NAI HOU,PAN KABER NU SANAMU YAAD RAKH JO…..

JIO ITNA K MARNA MUSKIL HO JAYE,HASO ITNA K RONA MUSKIL HO JAYE,KISI KO CHAHNA ACCHI BAAT HEMAGAR NA CHAHO ITNA K BHULNA MUSHKIL HO JAYE………..

KHUDA KISI KO KISI PE FIDA NA KARE,KARE TO QYAMAT TAK JUDA NA KARE,YE MANA K KOI MARTA NAHI JUDAI MELEKIN JI BHI NAHI PATA TANHAI ME,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

KHSHI MILI TI HASH NA SAKE,GUM MILE TO RO NA SAKE,ZINDGI KA YEHI DASTUR HE,JISE CHAHA USE PAA NA SAKE,AURJISE PAYA USE CHAH NA SAKE……….

JAB KABHI AAPKO GUM SHATAYEKOI BAAT DIL KO NA BHAYE,AANKHE SAGAR CHALKHAYE,YAAD KARKE DEKHNA SHAYAD,EK AANSOO KAM HO JAYE………..

TADAP KE DEKH KISI CHAHAT ME,TO PATA CHALE INTJAAR KYA HOTA HE,YUHI MIL JAYE KOI BINA TADPE,TO KESE PATA CHALE PYAAR KYA HOTA HE……………..

i am NILPESH from ghodasar in ahemedabad in gujarat………..add:-P.D. pamdya college road,

ek pyaara sa jokes

subha uthkar do kaam jarur kiya karo,1, pooja kiya karo taki tum jee shko,

2, naha liya karo taki sub ji sake,


25. subha uthkar do kaam jarur kiya karo,1, pooja kiya karo taki tum jee shko,taki tum jee sako2, naha liya karo taki sub ji sake,taki sub ji sakeha ha….ha………

Comment by Anonymous — September 2, 2006 @ 7:15 am

26. Teri ulfat ko kabi nakam na hony dengy .Teri dosti ko kabi badnam na hony dengy.Meri zindagi mai soraj nikla na nikly. Teri zindgi mai kabi sham na hony dengy.

Comment by asif — September 2, 2006 @ 9:53 pm

27. Sitam Pey Sitam O Kiyey Ja Rahey Hain. Duwayey Unhey Hum Diyey Ja Rahey Hain. Na Aankho main Aanshu Na Lab Pey Hashi hai yajab Jindgi hum jiyey ja rahey hain. Khuda Unko rakhey salamat duwa hai jo barbad muchako kiyey ja rahey hain. Na Janeyga Ka dukha koie bhi humdam jo chup chap anshu piyey ja rahey hain.

Comment by Faheem — September 4, 2006 @ 7:36 am





28. khuli jo aankhen to manjar ajeeb tha,dard tha tha magar wo dil ke karib tha,jinhe dhoondhte the hum haathon ki lakron me pata chala wo kisi aur ka nasib tha.

Comment by rajnish — September 8, 2006 @ 1:29 pm

29. agar aap mein himat hai to mere sawaal ka jawaab do, kya aap ko pagal pan ke dore parne band ho gaye hain,

Comment by sobia and nazia — September 11, 2006 @ 10:33 pm

30. No “STOP” in our friendship,No SorryNo OkeyNo ThanksNo pleaseSo our friendship is non-stop…….

Comment by M Tanveer Hussain — September 12, 2006 @ 8:31 am

31. “Friendship is not a government job that one has to care about age and education.”

Comment by M Tanveer Hussain — September 12, 2006 @ 8:33 am

32. na aana oss lekh mere janaze main meri mohabbat ki tuheen ho ghi main 4 loogo ke kanday par ho gha orr meri jan paidal ho ghi

Comment by kamran — September 13, 2006 @ 9:34 am

33. chale gaye door kuch pal ke liye .door rahkar bhi qareeb ho har pal ke liye .kaise yaad na aaye aap ki ek pal ke liye .jab dil main ho aap har pal ke liye

Comment by kamran kami — September 13, 2006 @ 10:02 am

34. Log kahtey hain ki ladkiyan zindagi hoti hain maut nahi,Magar voh kya jane ki dhoka bhi zindagi deti hai maut nahi

Comment by kamran kami haji camp — September 13, 2006 @ 10:06 am

35. Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,Abhi Mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,College mein Ladkiyan aur bhi hein










36. Sabne kaha Dosti ek Dard hai,Humne kaha Dard kabool hai,Subne kaha is Dard ke saath Jee na Paogay,Humne kaha teri Dosti ki saath Marna kabool hai


37. Kasur na unka hai na mera, Hum dono hi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe,Woh dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe, Hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe.


38. Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain


39. Daulat Aur Sohrat sabke Pas Hai,Khushiya Aur Ghum Sabke Naseeb Mein Hai,Pyar Aur Nafrat Sabke Dil Mein Hai,Par Khush-naseeb Hai Hum kyonki Tum Jaisa Dost Hamare Pas hai


40. Khuda se maine ek dua mangi, dua me apni maut mangi,Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe me de du par usko kya kahu jisne teri lambi umar mangi.


41. Pyar Karnewalon ki kismat kharab hoti hai,Har waqt inteha ki ghadi sath hoti hai,Waqt mile to rishto ki kitab khol ke dekh lena,Dosti har rishtey se lajawab hoti hai


42. Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.









43. Zindagi hai to khwab hain,Khwab hain to manzilein hain,Manzilein hain to raste hain,Raste hain to Mushkilein hain,Muskilein hain to MAIN HOON NAA.


44. Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,Par maan jana manane se,Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kaha jayenge.


45. Dhoka diya tha jab tum ne mujhe,Dil se main naraaz tha,Phir socha ki dil se tumhe nikal dun,Magar woh kambakth dil bhi tumhare paas tha…..


46. • Kismat pur aitbar kisko hai,Mil jaye khushi inkaar kisko hai,Kuch mazboorian hain mere dost,Warna judai se pyaar kisko hai.


47. Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, nafraton se jiya nahi karte,lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, dost to aab yaad kiya nahi karte


48. Koi ankhon se baat kar leta hai,Koi ankhon mein mulakat kar leta hai,Bada mushkil hota hai jawab dena,Jab koi khamosh rehkar sawaal kar leta hai.


49. A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

Comment by bobby — September 14, 2006 @ 10:25 am








50. Kisee Ki Mast Nigahoo Mai Doob Jawoo Faraz. Kitna Haseen Samander Hai KhodKashi K Liyee. In Barishoo Say Dosti Achi Nahi Faraz. Kacha Tera Makan Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar.

Comment by Faizan Ali Orakzai — September 14, 2006 @ 5:04 pm

51. Wooo Din Baray Haseen Tay Jab Tum Meray Kareeb Tay.Ab Hogayee Judayee Ye Din Meray Naseeb Tay. In the world the very hard work is that for search True Friends.Jis Ko Apnay Dil Ka Haal Sona Sakay. My Yahoo Id is nofear_patan

Comment by Faizan Ali Orakzai — September 14, 2006 @ 5:11 pm

52. sok che de khokh we haga sata da mene kadar na karezar gaya maza beada haga bewaf kalet

Comment by pardesigr — September 17, 2006 @ 10:52 am

53. janjanjanjan

nikal jati jab achanak tum samney ati ho

Comment by azhar — September 17, 2006 @ 4:27 pm

54. kabhi koi apny mind se koi sms kar leya karoyeh hamesh web site ka sahara lena choor do

Comment by AZHAR — September 17, 2006 @ 4:36 pm

55. Tu dur hai mujse or paas bhi hai, Teri kami ka kahin ehsaas b hai, Dost lakhon hai jahan mein mere, par tu pyaara bhi hai aur khaas bhi hai…

Comment by Anonymous — September 20, 2006 @ 2:10 pm

56. our friendship is like a starthis star will be shining every timewhen u will leave me it will stop shining

Comment by mohsin iqbal — September 22, 2006 @ 8:50 pm

57. SHAADI Karne ke baad aur Mobile kharidne ke bad ek hi Afsos hota hai?…kash tuda ruk jata To Achha Model MILJATA…………….HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA








Comment by mateen — September 23, 2006 @ 3:58 pm

58. 18- o bahai saabo chaudhary saabo mian saabo cheema saabo rana saabo sheikh saabo chider saabo bajwa saabo gujar saabchalo apna apna kam kro idher kia tamasha laga rakha hai.

Comment by qamar — September 23, 2006 @ 7:45 pm

59. Shama-e-tamanna jawaan aaj bhi haiHar hasrat lekin bezuban aaj bhi haiManzilon ko nahi naseeb mere kaafile to kyaRahon pe mere kadmon ke nishaan aaj bhi hainlove—azan

Comment by mohd Azan — September 24, 2006 @ 2:29 am

60. Let all my smile b urs,All ur tears be mine.Let all my happiness be ursUr sadness be mine.Let the whole world be ursOnly ur love be mine…

Comment by Pradeep — September 25, 2006 @ 8:49 pm

61. hi viren this is Pradeepknow me or notplsssssssssss reply soon


62. koi agar tumse kahe ki tum “stupid” ho, don’t br angryagar kahe ki tum “character less” ho, don’t say anythingagar kahe “nalayak” ho, to its okbutagar kahe ki tum “smart” or “handsome” ho, toTHAPPAD MARNA KHEECH KE, aakhir majak ki bhi had hoti hai………………………………..







63. “Bina dekhe uski tasweer bana sakta hoon, bina milay uska haal bata sakta hoon, meri MOHABBAT main itni taqat hai ki apni aankhon ke aansoo uski aankhose gira sakta hoon..!”

Comment by vicky — September 26, 2006 @ 6:14 am

64. Baat aisi ho k jajbaat kam na ho,Khayalaat aisi ho k kabhi gam na ho,apne dil k kisi kone main bus itni jagah rakhna ,k wo khali khali lage jab hum na ho….

Comment by Harish Chauhan — September 28, 2006 @ 8:15 am

65. Mere Ik Nazaar Tuhein Dekhna ,, Ba Khuda Namaaz Se Kaam Nahi ..

Comment by rukhsar — September 28, 2006 @ 6:58 pm

66. Mere Zindagi Mein Shayaad Ya Baat Pheer Na Aaye,Teray Saat Jhoo Guzra Wo Raat Pheer Na Aaye ,Khabhe Tha Zaamana Mujhe Koi Guaam Na Tha ,Teri Baad To Wo Meri Halaat Pheer Na Aaye …

Comment by Asma — September 28, 2006 @ 7:06 pm

67. jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,aur husn ke tewar nukile ho gayehum izhaar karne me thode dhiile ho gaye,aur unke haath peele ho gaye …

Comment by A Basit — September 29, 2006 @ 3:28 pm

68. Miss call kea hay!!!Miss call ik riwayat hai azmany kiEk lamha churanay kiEk ehsas jagany kiEk dastak hay hay un kay der perJinko adat hay bhool janay ki!!!!!!!

Comment by Sikander — September 30, 2006 @ 9:38 pm

69. kai more a ke guzar gaye na bujhi nigah ki tishnigikbi tum na moqe se aske kbi hum ne moqa gunwa diamre gher ki shama gawa he k kai uljhane rahi rat bharkbi yad kia kbi khat likha kbi likh ke khat ko jala dia








Comment by engg adnan-0321-7960502 — October 2, 2006 @ 5:03 am

70. hum ko tou apno na louta garo ma kaha dum tha kusti waha dube jaha water kam tha

Comment by malik — October 2, 2006 @ 4:05 pm

71. Teri aankhon ka ye kajal bada anmool lagta hai.Teri zulfoon ka ye badal bada anmool lagta hai.Bada masoom sa hai Ye tere cahree ka bhoola pan.Tera woh shokh chanchal dil bada anmool lagta hai.Terey pairoon ki woh payal terey hathoon ka woh kangan.Woh juhmka tere kanoon ka bada anmool lagta hai.Jo miltey ho mujhey rahoon main tu dil jhoom uthta hai.Zara se sath ka wo pal bada anmool lagta hai.Woh kagaz per tumhara naam likhna aur mita dena.Mujhey ye kudh ka pagal pan bada anmool lagta hai..

It is My Owen First Poem….

Comment by Saad — October 6, 2006 @ 7:11 am

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