Fashion! Music!Intrigue!:
WhyYouShouldBeRidingtheBus
A. L. Venable
DISCLAIMER!
Iamneitheranemployeeof,noramIarepresenta:vefromTriMet.
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WhyIridethebus?
It’smyprimarymodeoftransporta:on,unlessI’mbummingaridefromsomeone.
WhyIridethebus…
ChaDngwithtranssexualpros:tuteswhileea:ngDoritos
Whyyoushouldridethebus
Primepeople‐watching!
Publictransporta:onisjustthat…
Even pimps ride the bus!!!
Really,it’sOKtolook(andlisten)
EyeCandy–thegoodandbadkind
ThosequotesonOverheardinPDXhavetocomefromsomewhere!
Youcangoyourownway
Whatdoyoudo?
(ThisisnotTriMet.)
Easylike(Monday)morning
• First:meridingthebus?Takeatripinthemorning.
Takearideonthewildside
Want to be brave? Take a ride after 8 PM…
Yourbusdriverisn’t…
It’sthisguy…
ThedriverisNOTyour“buddy”
Wantafriend?Gohere:Wantaride?Gohere:
Some:mestalkingtostrangersisgood…
…Andsome:mesyouwanttobele]alone.
ThingstoRemember
• Mindyourmanners,giveupyourseatifyouseesomeoneelsewhomayneeditmore…
• Ride“naked”• Takenoteofyoursurroundings–notjustforsafety,butforyourenjoyment!
PrepareYourFare!
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UseTransitTracker
• 503‐238‐7433(RIDE)• hfp://trimet.org/arrivals/index.htm
• hfp://trimet.onmyiphone.net/#_search_form(greatformobiledevices!)
And some things you just have to see to believe!
Thank you!!!!! Dimple and a Smirk (dot) com insomniac, music evangelist,
traveler, Random Citizen
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