ferienakademie 2004 kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004
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Ferienakademie 2004 Kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004 . Kurs 1 – der mit den Polynomen – proudly presents:. The Advanced Polominialist’s Guide to Modern English. Oups!. The Advanced Polynomialist’s Guide to Modern English. Some Notation First. Complexity !. (n) = ?. - PowerPoint PPT PresentationTRANSCRIPT
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Ferienakademie Ferienakademie 20042004
Kircherhof, 19.9.-1.10.2004 Kurs 1– der mit den Polynomen –
proudly presents:
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The Advanced The Advanced Polominialist’Polominialist’s Guide to s Guide to Modern Modern EnglishEnglish
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The Advanced The Advanced PolynomialistPolynomialist’s’s Guide to Guide to Modern Modern EnglishEnglish
Oups!
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Some Notation FirstSome Notation First
?)( n?)( nO
?)( n (n) = ?
Complexity!
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Many Interesting Talks ...Many Interesting Talks ...
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... about Applied Polynomials... about Applied Polynomials
Which degree??
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Interruption – Who‘s that?Interruption – Who‘s that?
A guy from Kurs 12
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A Classical DialogueA Classical DialogueP: the presenter A: someone in
the audience
P: Is this clear?
A: No!
P: You should understand this, since it is very important. Are there any other questions?
A: Yes!
P: No? OK, then let us go on! Olga
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Another FavouriteAnother Favourite
P: the presenter A: someone in the audience
P: Can you give us some idea of the rough order of magnitude of the quantities d, t, and v?
A: No – this has nothing to do with applications, that‘s pure theory! Andreas
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Lesson 1 – Letters Lesson 1 – Letters
i, j, g, ...
y – wuai, üpsilon, or i grec??
h – eidsch or asch??
,...,,,,
?????),,,(,,;,
,,,],,[
lkjidtvnm
vutszyx
Kurs 1 – powered by zimmersn
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Lesson 2 – More and more Lesson 2 – More and more
Some algorithms are worse,
some are even worser,
and some are the worsest!
But the most good are the most simplest – in much cases!
Kurs 1 – Kurs 7 could never do it gooder!
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Lesson 3 – Who the Hell Lesson 3 – Who the Hell Defined that? Defined that?
finite – infinite - transfinite
height – weight
interpolation – interpolate
calculation & calculate – computation & comput(at??)e
ideal – idiot Hornby
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Another Interruption – Who‘s Another Interruption – Who‘s that?that?
Again the guy from Kurs 12
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Lesson 4 – Math Highlights Lesson 4 – Math Highlights
variable
hierarchical
convergence – consistency
4 times 3 – really a production?
4 through 2 – really??
Kurs 1
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Lesson 5 – Math Highlights Lesson 5 – Math Highlights (cont‘d)(cont‘d)
: derivation – derivative – differentiation??
: n faculty or math faculty or what??
spare matrices and sparse ribs – or the other way around??
minus and mine – sinus or sine – and Linux?
A polynomial‘s grade or degree?
xf
!n
Kurs 1
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Do legst di nieda!Do legst di nieda!
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Lesson 6 – GeometryLesson 6 – Geometry
knots and nodes
What do we get if police hires a pidgeon?
Obviously a polygon (speak: po‘li:dschn)
Alexander
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Lesson 7 – EntertainmentLesson 7 – Entertainment
Come on baby, let‘s do the ...
Twaist!!!
Michael
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Lesson 8 – Computer ScienceLesson 8 – Computer Science
Recursion – u, ü, or ö??
To undermine, to examine, to determine, and to datamine
Analogic –
really related to Anna‘s logics?
Components Kurs 1
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Lesson 9 – TrapsLesson 9 – Trapsscheme
apostrophe & catastrophe
Thukydides – who wants to try ?
reminders and remainders
analysis
Cancellor Schröder chancels social security? Hearts IV? HB‘s former English teacher
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This Guy again ...This Guy again ...
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Lesson 10 – English or Lesson 10 – English or Japanese?Japanese?
Pseudo...Judo ...
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Lesson 11 – The Last LessonLesson 11 – The Last Lesson
It‘s polynomials,
not polynomes
not polominals
not polomials
not poliominoes
and not polynominals
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Some Quotations of HJB – in Some Quotations of HJB – in German German
„Esser & Co. – die würd‘ ich alle standrechtlich erschießen!“
„Wer von `Exzellenz´ redet, ist ein Depp. `Exzellenz´ gibt‘s im Deutschen nur als Anrede!“
„Kurs 11 – das ist doch der reinste Tippsen-Ausflug!“
„Wer nicht säuft, hat nichts bei der Ferienakademie verloren. Wir müssen in Zukunft bei der Auswahl besser aufpassen!“
„Wir brauchen einen Alpenstaat – mit Süddeutschland und Südtirol – und ohne Preußen!“
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And now: The Upshot of Kurs 1And now: The Upshot of Kurs 1
1. ... they are much smarter than robots!2. ... they can be used for space-time
confusion!3. ... they can do the tangens!4. ... they never bounce back from a wall!5. ... they don‘t need maps to know where to
go!6. ... they are smooth and avoid peaks!7. ... they have infinite support!
The 1014 POLYTOP(e?)s – we love polynomials, because ...
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The Upshot of Kurs 1 (cont‘d)The Upshot of Kurs 1 (cont‘d)
8. ... they black out only at finitely many occasions!9. ... hardcore conservatives even use monomials
instead!A. ... they have one ring to rule them all!B. ... they happily divide and multiply, and even GCD!C. ... they are even less predictable than robots – or
more?D. ... actually ( Federico), we did not really understand
them at all ! 10. ... they provide us with the best chess team ever
seen!
The 1014 POLYTOP(e?)s – we love polynomials, because ...
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Last Visit of our Friend ...Last Visit of our Friend ...
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Thanks for 12 great days in Reinswald:
Stefan J.
Stefan B.
Andreas
Eugen
Bernhard
Shenqiang
Federico
Irina
Alexander
Michael
Johannes
Gerrit
Olga
Philipp
Sven ErnstHans
zimmersn
Kircherhof team
Kurs 7 & 12
ping pong team chess team
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