flute problems
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#1Flautist or Flutist?
Flute problems
#2When the top octave is too sharp and bottom octave is too flat
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#3Sitting next to new pic-colo players
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#4When none of the flutes in the band are in tune
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#5When you can’t make a nice sound with an empty stomach
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#6When look down on 2nd flutes just because they think that it is such an easy part when it is not
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#7When the most exposed part of the piece is the most complicated part
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#8Tuning the piccolo
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#9Composers believe that flautists don’t need to breathe
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#10When band directors expect perfection right from the start
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#11Being part of the most hated instrumental group
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#12That moment when you think it’s the end of the world straight after dropping your flute
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#13Chapped lips
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#14When everyone com-plains that the piccolo is too high when you are playing as written on the score
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#15When someone sitting next to you presses a key on your flute white you are playing as a joke
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#16Flute and piccolo play-ers are playing too loud that they can’t hear what they are playing
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#17You cannot make a nice sound on both piccolo and flute when doubling because your em-bouchure gets messed up
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#18Tuning.
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#19Having spit on clothes and have a round wet patch
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#20When a non-flute player air flutes and you feel the urge to correct their hand positions
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#21When you’re the only person who cannot flut-ter tongue and everyone else shows off
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#22When you don’t have a B-foot and the piece wants you to play low B
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#23Jumping from high to low registers in the mid-dle of a fast run
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#24The price of gold flutes
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#25When the composer gives you one bar at 120bpm to switch from flute to piccolo
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#26When the principal flute chair is several years younger than you
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#27When one person who is slightly out of tune makes the entire section (or band) sound horrible
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#28When you have to play a top A in pianissimo
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