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Futurama Title Captions

In Hypno-VisionAs seen on TVPresented in BC [Brain Control] Where AvailableFeaturing gratuitous alien nudityLoading...Presented in double vision (where drunk)Mr. Bender's Wardrobe By Robotany 500Condemned by the Space PopeFilmed On LocationTransmitido en Martian en SAPProudly Made on Earth

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Live from Omicron Persei 8Made from meat by-products>>Not Y3K Compliant<<From The Makers Of FuturamaBased On a True StoryFrom the network that brought you "The Simpsons"The show that watches backNot Based On The Novel By James Fenimore CooperNominated For Three GlemmysThis episode has been modified to fit your primitive screenComing soon to an illegal DVD

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As foretold by NostradamusA Stern Warning of Things to ComeSimulcast on Crazy People's FillingsLarva-tested, pupa-approvedFor external use onlyPainstakingly drawn before a live audienceTouch eyeballs to screen for cheap laser surgerySmell-O-Vision Users Insert Nose Tubes Now.Not a Substitute for Human InteractionSecreted by the Comedy BeeIf not entertaining, write your congressmanThis episode performed entirely by sock puppets

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Broadcast simultaneously one year in the futureNow with ChucklelinTorn from tomorrow's headlines80% entertainment by volumeDeciphered From Crop CirclesPlease rise for the Futurama theme songKrafted with luv by monstersBender's Humor by Microsoft JokeDisclaimer: Any resemblance to actual robots would be really coolFederal law prohibits changing the channel

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Futurama Title Captions

For proper viewing, take red pill nowNo humans were probed in the making of this episodeScratch here to reveal prizePsst... Big party at your house after the show!Hey TiVo! Suggest this!Fun for the whole family except grandma and grandpaPlease turn off all cell phones and tricordersLove it or shove itIf accidentally watched, induce vomiting.Bigfoot's choiceIt's like "hee haw" with lasersWhen you see the robot, drink!

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Futurama Title Captions

Soon to be a major religionOr is it?Controlling you through a chip in your butt since 1999Not affilliated with Futurama Brass Knuckle Co.Known to cause insanity in laboratory miceNow interactive! Joystick controls Fry's left earDancing space potatoes?You bet!Where no fan has gone beforeA by-product of the TV industryToo hot for radioYou can't prove it won't happen

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Futurama Title Captions

Beats a hard kick to the faceVoted "best"[in Alien Alphabet 1] Thanks for watching, Futurama slave army!See you on some other channelIt just won't stay dead!Watch, Rinse, RepeatApply directly to the foreclawLast known transmission of the Hubble TelescopeThe Proud Result of Prison LaborIt Makes a Nice Sandwich

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Futurama Title Captions

0100100001101001 [which translates to "Hi" in ASCII]The Robots are Coming! The Robots are Coming!The flames in your TV are not part of the showThe episode they'll be thinking about by the water cooler, but not mentioning specificallyCurrent eBay bid: $8.51Collect all fifty billion!<ESP> Closed-captioned for the ESP-impairedIf you can read this, thank us!Now available without a prescription

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It just won't stay dead!The Proud Result of Prison LaborThe flames in your TV are not part of the show[in Alien Language 1] The humans shall not defeat usRebirthApply directly to the eyesThere will be a testDictated but not readPut on 3-D monocle nowMade you look!If you don't watch it, someone else will

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Futurama Title CaptionsList of title captions

This time, it's personalWhat happens in Cygnus 1-X stays in Cygnus 1-XTwo scoops of pixels in every scene

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Philip J. Fry (Billy West)Fry is a dim-witted, immature, slovenly, yet good-hearted pizza delivery boy who falls into a cryogenic pod, causing it to activate and freeze him just after midnight on January 1, 2000. He re-awakens on New Year's Eve, 2999, and gets a job as a cargo delivery boy at Planet Express, a company owned by his only living relative, Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth. Fry's love for Leela is a recurring theme throughout the series.

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Turanga Leela (Katey Sagal)Leela is the competent, one-eyed captain of the Planet Express Ship.[7] Abandoned as a baby, she grew up in the Cookieville Minimum Security Orphanarium believing herself to be an alien from another planet, but learns that she is actually a mutant from the sewers in the episode "Leela's Homeworld."[9] Prior to becoming the ship's captain, Leela worked as a career assignment officer at the cryogenics lab where she first met Fry. She is Fry's primary love interest. Her name is a reference to the Turangalîla-Symphonie by Olivier Messiaen.[10]

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Bender Bending Rodríguez (John DiMaggio)Bender is a foul-mouthed, heavy-drinking, cigar-smoking, kleptomaniacal, misanthropic, egocentric, ill-tempered robot manufactured by Mom's Friendly Robot Company. He was originally programmed to bend girders for suicide booths, and later is designated ship's cook and assistant manager of sales. He is Fry's best friend and roommate. He is also known to have deep desires to be a folk singer and a chef.

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Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth (Billy West)Professor Hubert Farnsworth, also "The Professor," is Fry's distant nephew.[11] Farnsworth founded Planet Express Inc. to fund his work as a mad scientist. Although he is depicted as a brilliant scientist and inventor, at more than one-hundred and sixty years old he is extremely prone to age-related forgetfulness and fits of temper. In the episode "A Clone of My Own," the Professor clones himself to produce a successor, Cubert Farnsworth, whom he treats like a son.

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Dr. John A. Zoidberg (Billy West)Zoidberg is a lobster-like alien from the planet Decapod 10, and the neurotic staff physician of Planet Express. Although he claims to be an expert on humans, his knowledge of human anatomy and physiology is woefully inaccurate. Zoidberg is homeless, penniless, and—despite being depicted as Professor Farnsworth's long-time friend—held in contempt by everyone on the crew, except Fry, who views Zoidberg as highly disgusting, but seems not to care much.

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Amy Wong (Lauren Tom)Amy is an incredibly rich, blunt, spoiled, ditzy, and accident-prone long-term intern at Planet Express. She is an engineering student at Mars University and heiress to the western hemisphere of Mars. Though born on Mars, she is ethnically Chinese and is prone to cursing in Cantonese and using 31st-century slang. Her parents are the wealthy ranchers Leo and Inez Wong. She is promiscuous in the beginning of the series and eventually enters a monogamous relationship with Kif Kroker. In the show's sixth season, she acquires her doctorate.

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Hermes Conrad (Phil LaMarr)Hermes is the Jamaican accountant of Planet Express. A 36th-level bureaucrat (promoted to level 34 during the series) and proud of it, he is a stickler for regulation and enamored of the tedium of paperwork and bureaucracy. Hermes is also a former champion in Olympic Limbo, a sport derived from the popular party activity. He gave up limbo after the 2980 Olympics when a young fan, imitating him, broke his back and died. Hermes has a wife, LaBarbara, and a 12-year-old son, Dwight.

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Nibbler (Frank Welker)Nibbler is Leela's pet Nibblonian, whom she rescued from an imploding planet and adopted early in the series. Despite his deceptively cute exterior, Nibbler is actually a highly intelligent super-being whose race is responsible for maintaining order in the universe. He is revealed in "The Why of Fry" to have been directly responsible for Fry's cryogenic freezing. While the size of an average house cat, his race is capable of devouring much larger animals and excretes dark matter, which until Bender's Game is used as fuel for space cruisers in the series.

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Zapp Brannigan (Billy West)Zapp Brannigan is the incompetent, extraordinarily vain captain of the DOOP starship Nimbus. He is a satirical pastiche of Captain Kirk and William Shatner. Although Leela thoroughly detests him, Brannigan—a self-deluded lady's man—pursues her relentlessly, often at great personal risk. He was originally going to be voiced by Phil Hartman, but Hartman died before production could begin.

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Lieutenant Kif Kroker (Maurice LaMarche) is a fictional character in the animated television show Futurama. He is the long suffering assistant to Captain Zapp Brannigan and Fourth Lieutenant on the Democratic Order of Planets (DOOP) starship Nimbus. His frustration with Brannigan's arrogance and general incompetence in Season 1 leads him to be a disaffected, indifferent, sardonic lackey, although his personality differs greatly in later seasons. Zapp thinks Kif to be his best friend and loyal confidant, whereas Kif sees him as an incompetent jerk.

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Formerly a janitor and inventor for Gizmonic Institute ("just another face in a red jumpsuit"), Joel Robinson was launched into space by his boss Dr. Clayton Forrester and coworker Dr. Laurence Erhardt - later replaced by TV's Frank - as part of an experiment to see which bad movies were capable of destroying the human mind. Joel built the 'Bots Tom Servo, Crow, Gypsy and Cambot to keep him company, but used parts that apparently caused him to lose the ability to control when the films would stop and start in doing so. Though bombarded with many horrible films, he tends to take his captivity in benign stride, delivering most of his riffs in dead pan, holding no ill will against his captors and even affectionately calling them "the Mads" (among other amusing nicknames such as "the Overlords") while riffing on popular culture ("Auntie Em and Toto") or things found in Minnesota ("Milavetz and Associates," a prominent Twin Cities-area law firm).

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Mike Nelson is a fictional character in the comedy science fiction television series Mystery Science Theater 3000. Portrayed by actor/head writer Michael J. Nelson, Mike is a likable, sometimes dim temp worker from Wisconsin who comes to work for the mad scientists ("Mads") Dr. Clayton Forrester and TV's Frank in Deep 13 while they prepare for an evil-scientist audit in episode 512, Mitchell. When Joel Robinson escapes from the Satellite of Love at the end of this episode, the "Mads" knock Mike unconscious and shoot him up to the satellite to replace Joel as their experimental guinea pig. The hapless Mike finds himself forced to watch bad movies with robot companions Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot while interjecting humorous quips and cultural riffs based on the action and dialog of the films. Nelson's first full appearance was episode 513, The Brain That Wouldn't Die. He typically wore either a green jumpsuit or a blue jumpsuit.

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Tom Servo is a fictional character from the American science fiction comedy television show Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K). Tom is one of two wise-cracking, robotic main characters of the show, built by Joel Robinson to act as a companion and help stave off space madness as Joel was forced to watch low-quality films. Servo, along with the other bots, is actually made of the parts that would have otherwise allowed Joel to control the film. At least during the Comedy Central era, he was somewhat more mature and cynical than his companion Crow T. Robot. Servo, more often than the others, signals the need to exit the theater to perform host segments, as he has to be carried in and out of the theater; an air grate near the entrance limits his ability to hover. Initially performed by J. Elvis Weinstein, Kevin Murphy took over puppetry and voice duties for Servo beginning with the second nationally-broadcast season. In the online cartoon series, the voice of Tom Servo was provided by James Moore.

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Crow T. Robot. According to the MST3K storyline, Crow, like his fellow robots Tom Servo, Gypsy, and Cambot, were built by Joel Robinson, who created them to help him withstand the torment of watching bad movies on the Satellite of Love, where Joel was trapped by mad scientist Dr. Clayton Forrester and his assistants.Crow was referred to as being made of molybdenum,[1] as well as high-density Kevlar.

Crow's middle initial "T" stands for "The." In episode #K19: Hangar 18, Joel stated that "Crow" was an acronym for "Cybernetic Remotely Operated Woman," but then claimed he built Crow merely to play this joke on him. Crow is also sometimes called "Art," primarily by late-series antagonist Pearl Forrester.

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Gypsy is one of the robot characters on the television series Mystery Science Theater 3000. She is larger and less talkative than the other robots. Gypsy normally only appeared during the show's host segments and introduction, but briefly took a seat in the theater to watch the movie in episode #412 (Hercules and the Captive Women). She was only able to deliver a couple of "riffs," and left after realizing how bad the movie was. Along with the other robots, Gypsy was designed and built by series creator Joel Hodgson. He named Gypsy after a pet turtle his brother once owned, as the robot's size and ponderousness reminded him of the turtle.[1]