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Gangsters of Japan2 days ago

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“Hello everybody. My name is Otomo and I’ve been committing crimes with my yakuza brothers for many years now. Life has been good, I follow orders and do my best to uphold my gang’s reputation while avoiding unnecessary harm to people who don’t deserve it. As a yakuza, I’m useless to mainstream society, so I justify my actions through acts of loyalty to the people who have my back. I try to learn from our founding principles of giri-ninjo, like the samurai. But as of late, some of my fellow outcast’s behavior has been very troubling. I can’t help but think they’re straying from what makes us us. This is a sad time for classic guys like me who live for familial success and brotherly loyalty. Sorry, I don’t mean to ramble, it just really gets my goat. I should probably see a therapist but I’m confident I can work through these issues constructively on my own.”baetakeshi yakuzabadboi369

Gangsters of Japan

He’s calm and collected until he isn’t #AngerIssues

Gangsters of Japan10 minutes ago

baetakeshi

You better watch out Ishihara #YouChangedMan #MoreThanaPinky

Unfortunately, Ishiharasan is very stressed with a schedule chalk-full of meetings behind closed doors, counting large amounts of money with a cool look on his face, and yelling at his elders for not knowing how to use the internet. This reporter was shocked when, right before our interview was supposed to begin, Ishihara punched officer Kataoka, just for mentioning his former boss, Otomosan. Those two must have an interesting relationship, full of conflict analogous to the overarching issues at hand.

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Gangsters of Japan

Gangsters of Japan4 minutes ago

Gangsters of Japan

yakuzabadboi893

This reporter decided to leave the hysterical Ishihara after his undisciplined and inappropriate outburst and instead follow up with the Officer Kataoka. - “Yeah, I thought he might hit me or something but I just really love messing with his head. Actually, it’s part of my job to get all up in yakuza business and try to take them down through less confrontational means. You see, since they’re so engrained in the political and economic infrastructure of Japan, I need to be smart and make sure I can influence the right yakuza at the right times to do the right thing. Unfortunately, this often results in dead yakuza, but so long as I can keep turning these brothers against each other, collect their check at the end of the day, and keep the public out of harm’s way, I know I’m doing a good job.

I hate that guy. I feel like my bros always end up dead when I see him around… #BadOmen #ThingsJustKeepGettingWorse

Gangsters of Japan4 minutes ago

Gangsters of Japan

Broken Brotherhood

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