Doctor Pagal Se:Tum Pagal Q Huey?Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi Ki,Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap Ne Shadi KiYu Meri Wo Beti Meri Maa Ban GaiUn K Ghar Beti Hui To Wo Meri Behn HuiMagar Main Uski Naani Ka Pati ThaIs Liye Wo Meri Nathn Hui.Isi Tarha Mera Beta Apni DaadiKa Bhai Ban Gaya Or Main Apne Bete Ka Bhanja AurMera Baap Mera Damaad Ban GayaAur Mera Beta Apne Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya AurDr: Abey Chup Kar SaaleKya Mujhe B Pagal Krega..?HeartI Like SMS - Like: 2 - SMS Length: 463 -- TwitterTags: Funny Story SMSkalpesh machhi Posted In Story SMS8 hours agoEk din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha.Boy was not in that city.So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend.He called her up.Dear maine tumhare liye utneROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho.While delivering florist thought:Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai.Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu.So, he gave 34 instead of 24.aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya kiuska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!HeartI Like SMS - Like: 0 - SMS Length: 418 -- TwitterTags: Funny Story SMSkalpesh machhi Posted In Story SMS8 hours agoNanha Munna Bachha Hu Main.Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau.Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe.Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu.Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali.Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :DMuskan Meri.Aisi Albeli.Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau.Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum.Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :*Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai.Jab Tab Diaper Gila KarJaau..hehehe :PBhuk Lage Hai Jab BhiMujhko.mumma Mumma MainChillau>HeartI Like SMS - Like: 0 - SMS Length: 409 -- TwitterTags: Funny Story SMSkalpesh machhi Posted In Story SMS8 hours agoEk College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz EkHotel Me JateAur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob PreshanKarte The.Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka EhsaasHua AurUnhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye TipDekar Maafi Mangi-"Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum TumheKabhi Preshan NhiKrenge."Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnxBhai,main V Waada Karta HoonKi Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey MeThooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)HeartI Like SMS - Like: 1 - SMS Length: 372 -- TwitterTags: Funny Story SMSkalpesh machhi Posted In Story SMS8 hours ago1 Naik Admi Jis Ki Adat Thi KWo Rastay Me Milne Wale HarShakhs Ko Salam Krta Tha.Par 1 Shakhs Us K Salam KaJwab Daine K Bajaye UsayGaliyan Deta.Phir B Wo Naik Insan Har RozSalam Karta.1 Din Usay Kisi Ne Pocha K:Wo Shakhs Har Roz Apko Bura BhalaKehta Hai Tum Phir B Usay Salam QKartay Ho?Us Naik Insan Ne Jwab Dia:Uski Beti Se Meri Setting Hai Yar.Moral: Har Msg Islami Nhi Hota..Ghor Se Prhne Ka ShukriaHeartI Like SMS - Like: 0 - SMS Length: 433 -- TwitterTags: Funny Story SMSkalpesh machhi Posted In Story SMS8 hours agok Bachche Ne ShankarBhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi,Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili ToUsne Mandir Se GaneshMurti Churai Aur Ek LetterRakh Diya Agar BachchaWapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.HeartI Like SMS - Like: 0 - SMS Length: 182 -- TwitterTags: Funny Story SMSkalpesh machhi Posted In Story SMS8 hours agoSad Luv Story (In Sms)Girl: Hi Darling.!Boy: Hi Sweety.!(Sending Failed)Girl: Are U There Or Busy ?Boy: Hey Am Here (Sending Failed)Girl: Are U Ignoring Me?Boy: No No.(Network Problem Sending Failed)Girl: Ok Fine. Don't Talk With Me..Gud Bye!!Boy: Jake Mar Sali.. (Message Sent)