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• Friend: “Now with your eyes closed breathe in slowly”
• Friend: “What’s best in through the nose and out through the mouth?”
• Friend: “Breathe through your arse if you like, just breathe”
• Music: Cheery guitar music
• Friend: “Now I want you to think of someone whose confidence you wish to emulate, who have you thought of?”
• Friend “Fidel Castro”
• Friend: “Ghandi”
• Friend: “Nice one. Eric? ”
• Eric: “Eric Cantona, best footballer ever lived”
• Football Commentator: “Eric Cantona the most talented footballer in Britain”
• Eric: “What a genius eh? VIP, celebrity pals, you got it all mate. Look at me wondering round like a scabby dog”
• Music: Low depressing music
• Eric: “My wife refuses to talk to me”
• Ex-wife: “You walked out on me”
• Eric: “My kids won’t give me the time of day”• • Eric: “Ryan can I have a word please?”
• Ryan: “Going to the match”
• Eric: “It’s all just slipping through my fingers. I just can’t”
• Eric Cantona: “Yes you can”
• Eric “Is that really you?”
• Eric Cantona: “Yes”
• Eric: “Say something in French then”
• Eric Cantona: “Je’suis Eric Cantona”
• Music: Cheery music starts again”
• Eric Cantona: “Play safe, no risk. Take a risk”
• Friend: “What you doing?”
• Eric: “What does it look like i am doing, part of my new regime”
• Eric: “I can’t talk to her Eric”
• Eric Cantona “There is no such word as can’t”
• Eric: “I was just wondering if you would like to come round for a bite to eat”
• Eric Cantona: “I like this one”
• Eric: “We’ll go to the cops right now”
• Ryan: “You can’t they said they will get us”
• Eric: “I don’t know what to do Eric”
• Eric Cantona: “You have to trust your teammates always”
• Friend: “Here we go, Operation Cantona!”