men's responses to sexual seduction (男人對性誘惑的反應)

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Sexual Seduction 性誘惑反應

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Page 1: Men's responses to sexual seduction (男人對性誘惑的反應)

男 人 對 性 誘 惑 的 反 應 (Men's Responses to Sexual

Seduction)

[中文由老編西歪翻譯]

I had a lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends .

One is engaged, one is a mistress , and I have been marr ied for 20+

years .

我 和 兩 位 未 婚 朋 友 午 餐 。

其中一位已訂婚,一位是別人情婦,而我結婚已經超過 20 年

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了 。

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our

men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, sti letto hee ls

and a mask over our eyes . We agreed to meet in a few days to

exchange notes.

我們閒聊彼此的人際關係,並決定要讓我們的男人驚奇一下,

大家穿著黑色胸罩,細高跟鞋,眼睛戴上面具,在門口迎接他

們 。 我 們 一 致 同 意 數 天 後 再 相 會 , 大 家 交 換 心 得 。

Here 's how it al l went.

以下是全部的狀況。

My engaged Friend :

我的訂婚朋友:

The other night when my boyfr iend came over he found me with a

black leather bodice, tal l st i lettos and a mask. He saw me and said ,

"You are the woman of my dreams. I love you. " Then we made

pass ionate love al l night long.

那天晚上,我男朋友走了過來,他發現我穿著一件黑色的緊身

皮革胸衣,細高跟鞋和面罩。他看著我說:「你是我夢中的女人。

我 愛 你 ! 」 然 後 , 我 們 激 情 的 整 夜 做 愛 。

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The Mistress :

情婦:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was

wearing a Raincoat , under it only the black bra, heels and mask over

my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he

started to tremble and we had wild sex al l night .

我也是!有天晚上我和愛人在他辦公室約會,我穿著雨衣,裡

面只有黑色胸罩,穿高跟鞋,眼睛戴著面具。當我打開雨衣,

他沒有說一句話,但是非常興奮,我們狂野地性愛了整個夜晚。

Then I had to share my Story :

然後,該分享我的故事:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black

stockings, sti l ettos and a mask over my eyes .

When he came in the door and saw me he said,

當我丈夫回來時,我穿著黑色胸罩,黑絲襪,高跟鞋和面具。

他走進大門,看見我說:

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"What 's for Dinner, Batman?"

「今天晚餐吃些什麼!蝙蝠俠?」