slut and real man (蕩婦與真正的男人)

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Page 1: Slut and real man (蕩婦與真正的男人)

Slut and Real Man蕩婦 與 真正的男人

編輯配樂:老編西歪changcy0326

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Chinese translation by changcy0326中文由老編西歪翻譯

Page 2: Slut and real man (蕩婦與真正的男人)

If I sleep with 3 men, everyone calls me a slut. But when a man sleeps with 10 girls, everyone calls him a real man. How come? 如果我跟 3 位男子上床,大家都叫我蕩婦。但是,當一個男人和 10 個女孩睡覺,大家都說他一個真正的男人。為什麼呢?

Woman asks: 女人問:

Page 3: Slut and real man (蕩婦與真正的男人)

It's very simple. Confucius say 'When one lock can be opened by 3 different keys, it's a bad lock. But when one key can open 10 different locks, we call it a master key!'.這很簡單。孔子說,「當一把鎖可以用 3 種不同的鑰匙打開,這是一把爛鎖。但是,當一支鑰匙可以打開 10 把不同的鎖,我們認為它是一支很棒的鑰匙!」

Man replies:男子答復:

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