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Ani-Mei: I feel a bit weird... It’s like our personalities have been altered or something...

*evil laugh*

Welcome, dear friends. I have been expecting you.

“What do you mean by ‘expecting us’? You just moved in here with us 2 minutes ago.”

Don’t ruin my line! Ehm, anyways... Let’s get to the introductions.

Name: Ani-Mei (animeangel1983)Current story: Where Angels Fear To TreadReason for admittance: Being a mythology-obsessed boolprop veteran that knows way too much Japanese.Up vs Down: UpperAsylum stats: Popularity 3/8/0/7/6 Fitness, Good cook/Vampire

こんにちは !

Name: Pony (simpony, canimarryapony)Current stories: Arbor Watch, The NEW Pokemon LegacyReason for admittance: Making my, Gabie’s and Jenny’s simselves.Up vs Down: UpperAsylum stats: Family 5/3/1/6/1 Good cook, Hats/Vampire

I can haz cereal?

NO!

Name: Keika (keika20)Current story: The White LegacyReason for admittance: Having Japanese as her major, getting her sister to join Boolprop and building me a big-ass ice castle.Up vs Down: UpperAsylum stats: Pleasure 7/5/0/6/0 Unemployed, Mechanical/Charisma

最近どう ?

Name: Jenny (jenny42895)Current story: The Phantasma LegendReason for admittance: Starting an intergalactic war on Boolprop and creating a rift in space/time with her pan-dimensional time machine, all in an attempt to steal MY HILL. Oh, and also for suggesting that someone did an asylum with ACR & Preg for both genders. Up vs Down: Double agent *hiss*Asylum stats: Fortune 5/7/7/7/10 Red, Jewelry/Hard worker

てめえ

So THAT’S why you and I are aged up!

Yeah, I can’t really be

bothered with Inteen at the

moment.

She did WHAT?!

...oops

Name: Rose (WistfulRose)Current story: The LeGrand LegacyReason for admittance: Being both the new kid and Keika’s sister. (FYI: Incest is gross, so as a safety measure you two are also sisters in-game. You’re welcome.)Up vs Down: Downer <.<Asylum stats: Popularity 10/3/10/10/4 Stink, Blonde/Fitness

Have you read anything of my

legacy yet?

No...Don’t judge

me!>.<

Name: Gabie/Gabby (muffinsgirl14, sleepingpandas)Current story: Just A Little AuracyReason for admittance: Where should I start? *brings out an infinite list*Up vs Down: DownerAsylum stats: Fortune 7/2/1/4/1 Red, Jewelry/Charisma

Mia...should I be afraid?

<.<>.>

Yes, that would be lovely >:)

Name: Thai (crimml, taintedcolors)Current story: Building from the BreadlinesReason for admittance: Forcing me to exit CAS in order to hunt down more male CC. Nothing looked good enough on him -_-Up vs Down: UpperAsylum stats: Knowledge 6/4/4/3/1 Logic, Athletic/Black hair

YOLO!

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Calm down Gabie...

And finally, here’s me. Isn’t that expression worthy of a kind and beloved leader?Name: Mia (Mia Moonstar, radiochocolate)Reason for admittance: Being so awesome.Up vs Down: Proud upper ^^Asylum stats: Romance 5/6/3/6/5 (Forgot the turn-ons/turn-off)LTW: Become Visionary

Rose: So, what do you think will happen now that we’ve got ACR on our hands? Maybe a little ---?

Rose: Or perhaps some --- --- ---?

That’s enough with the innuendos, Rose. And Gabie don’t you look so interested about it <.<

Keika: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!

Jenny: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!

Ani-Mei: Congratulations on not going to college!

Keika: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!

Thai: Congratulations on not going to college!

Seriously, this went on for like 45 in-game minutes before they got bored of it.

Pony: Thai, I don’t want to hear anymore gossip about Gabie and Mia not going to college!

Thai: But... but...

Canvas stretcher wanted.

Good, one step closer to ending this madness and controlling the world.

... you didn’t hear that last part <.<

Since when did the Welcome Wagon consist of one person?

Komei: Why are you not playing us?

Because I don’t feel like it.

Rose, staring at the bathroom door as Ani-Mei does her business really isn’t helping your reputation. You know that right?

I guess the creepiness is mutual then.

Keika: Did you know Rose *mumble mumble*?

Already gossiping about your sister?

Keika: And apparently Ani-Mei *mumble mumble*

Gabie: Aaw, I want breast like that.

Jenny: Take a good look then, cuz you ain’t be gettin’ mine!

Look who decided to stop by in the middle of all this weirdness!

Dnorma: Welcome to the neighborhood, I’m Dnorma Dice.

Pleased to meet you.

Dnorma: Say, you seem a bit familiar... have we met somewhere before?

Don’t think so.

Thai: Congratulations on not going to college!

Thanks Thai, I think we got it...

Dnorma: You should really try out this “Get Pregnant” thing.

*personperson plusplus*

Dnorma: I’m actually pregnant right now, it’s such an amazing experience and...

Gabie: *yawn*

Thai: Congratulations on not going to college!

*facepalm*

Gabie: Sure, mysterious lady. Would you excuse me for a minute?

Ani-Mei: Congratulations on getting your personality altered!

Keika: Could you please step aside so I can get out of here?

Thai: Like, Dnorma, I just LOOOVE your shoes!

Dnorma: Thanks, and may I say that shirt works out wonderfully on you.

Stop trying to get facetime damn it!

Pony: How come I can see Rose playing piano trough the wall?

Stop standing in the bathroom when your bladder isn’t even full! *shoo* *shoo*

Pony: YOU SUCK!

Rose: *ignore*

Dnorma: Hey, I just realized who you are. Why are you not playing us?

Like I told your husband, I don’t feel like it. Now please go somewhere else.

Ani-Mei: Like, I’m so much better than these weirdos right? Cuz I’m awesome.

*gasp* The virus has spread o.O

Keika: So what you’re saying is that you don’t get enough facetime?

Dnorma: Precisely.

Keika: I see.

It’s been a pleasure to have you here. {Get the hell out. NOW}

Dnorma: I hope we meet again. {This isn’t over yet.}

Pony: So when is this ACR gonna kick in? I could use some making out.

Jenny: Yeah, me too. Especially if a Disney Prince rock star hippie happens to walk by. What about you Mia?

No comment. *cough*Only one who rolled Romance in here*cough*

Ladies and gentlemen, we have our first official bladder failure! *fanfare*

Keika, please go take a shower <.<

And here’s the second one!

Note how Keika complains about Jenny’s smell while standing in her own pee puddle.

Keika: Nibfrabanage! There’s a chair in my way!

Welcome to the logic of sims dear.

Keika: Oh come on! Now you’re just making it worse!

*teehee*

Jenny: We meet again, gringo.

Pony: *creepy smile*

The Great Bathroom Clogging: Because no sim could ever wait a few minutes for another one to finish what they’re doing.

Gabie: *stare*

... I’m legitimately scared right now.

Pony: BOO!

If you’re reading this you should know that this is what your simself does 90 % of the time.

Ani-Mei: YOU SUCK THAI!

Thai: *slams the lid down*

Thai: Why are everybody here so mean?! *grumpy face*

Says the one who randomized into one nice point.

Wakey wakey! Seems that all the beds got hogged up >:D

Poor Thai. *goes to work*

Rose: *creepy stare*

The stalker is strong in this one.

Ani-Mei: I hope nothing happens to him *worryhands*

Thai: Zzz... tv... no... what are you doing...

Ani-Mei: URGH, I CAN’T STAND THIS NOISE!

Pony: Did you hear that Jenny wet her pants?

Ani-Mei: No way!

Finally some new gossip.

Gabie: {I do not approve of Ani-Mei.}

Rose: Swing it sis!

Hi Gabie! Good to be back. Got a promotion too you know!

Gabie: {Does playing in your underwear actually help?}

Rose: {DO NOT WANT}

Love you too Rosie.

Gabie & Pony: {That ass... o.O}

Rose: Wooh!

Rose: And then he said: You can --- --- --- somewhere where the sun doesn’t shine.

Gabie: Damn it! I can’t get out of Keika’s day-old pee puddle!

Rose: Shoo flee! Can someone help me get out of this chair!

Gabie: Finally.

Pony: Did you hear that Jenny didn’t make it to the bathroom in time?

Jenny: Sitting right here Pony.

Mmm... money...

Keika: *stare*

The Great Bathroom Clogging 2; Clogmania

Coming to theatres in 2015.

Keika: {Wow, she doesn’t completely suck at this.}

The residents of Hill Asylum will return once again in The Great Bathroom Clogging 3: You Clog My World. Until then, we bid you sule-sule!

(I’m having way too much fun with these jokes xD See you next time!)