100:00:06,317 --> 00:00:08,518La pelcula de seguridad de hoy"No uses joyas durante los deportes",200:00:08,553 --> 00:00:10,319ha sido cancelada.300:00:10,355 --> 00:00:12,622En lugar de eso veremos unapelcula que me hizo enamorar400:00:12,657 --> 00:00:16,492de la proyeccin de pelculasen que he visto a otras personas.500:00:26,104 --> 00:00:28,037As es, el clsico de 1967600:00:28,072 --> 00:00:30,373"Doctor Dolittle", la cualresponde la pregunta:700:00:30,408 --> 00:00:32,742Qu pasa si unenvejecido doctor soltero800:00:32,777 --> 00:00:35,411decide concentrarse en susprcticas con animales?900:00:35,446 --> 00:00:38,047La duracin es de 152 minutos!1000:00:38,082 --> 00:00:40,212El tiempo es ahora!1100:00:40,213 --> 00:00:44,213Los Simpsons 27x02Cue Detective1200:00:55,533 --> 00:00:58,434Le ha estado dando a esecaballo un examen visual eterno.1300:01:00,238 --> 00:01:02,538Es una zanahoria, tonto!1400:01:04,375 --> 00:01:06,909No es una pena que seas una foca?1500:01:09,914 --> 00:01:11,614 1600:01:11,649 --> 00:01:14,684Ese tipo lo est haciendo con un pez!1700:01:14,719 --> 00:01:19,021Una vez bes un enchufe de luz,y despert en un helicptero.1800:01:19,057 --> 00:01:22,692 1900:01:22,727 --> 00:01:26,929 2000:01:26,965 --> 00:01:30,132Este es Anthony Newleyen su peor momento.2100:01:30,168 --> 00:01:32,969 2200:01:33,004 --> 00:01:35,037 2300:01:35,073 --> 00:01:39,942 2400:01:39,978 --> 00:01:42,612 2500:01:42,647 --> 00:01:45,348 2600:01:47,585 --> 00:01:51,530Esa pelcula fue tan mala,que en realidad apesta.2700:01:52,790 --> 00:01:54,290No es la pelcula.2800:01:54,788 --> 00:01:56,188Es Bart!2900:02:00,593 --> 00:02:02,259Yo no apesto.3000:02:02,295 --> 00:02:04,195Solo ests oliendo el viejomoco en sus narices.3100:02:04,230 --> 00:02:06,397Tienes que sacarte esascosas... se llama higiene.3200:02:06,432 --> 00:02:07,965Si puedo unirme a la burla,3300:02:08,001 --> 00:02:10,569Lisa Simpson tambin tieneese abominable hedor.3400:02:12,338 --> 00:02:13,904Qu? Yo no apesto.3500:02:13,940 --> 00:02:15,906Las chicas no apestan.3600:02:17,743 --> 00:02:20,578Lo siento, nia, pero apestas.3700:02:20,613 --> 00:02:23,414Hijos de la fetidez!Hijos de la fetidez!3800:02:23,449 --> 00:02:26,450Hijos de la fetidez!Hijos de la fetidez!3900:02:26,487 --> 00:02:28,720Los nios pueden ser muy crueles.4000:02:28,754 --> 00:02:31,155Hijo de la fetidez!Hijo de la fetidez!4100:02:31,190 --> 00:02:33,157Luego me llamaron Hijo de la fetidez.4200:02:33,192 --> 00:02:34,492Ese ni siquiera es mi nombre.4300:02:34,527 --> 00:02:35,993Qu sucedi?4400:02:36,028 --> 00:02:37,962Nuestra familia ha sidoexcluida por muchas razones,4500:02:37,997 --> 00:02:40,397pero nunca por higiene.4600:02:40,433 --> 00:02:42,766Pocas veces por nuestra higiene.4700:02:42,802 --> 00:02:44,802Nunca mi higiene!4800:02:44,837 --> 00:02:46,237Creo que s4900:02:46,272 --> 00:02:48,439de dnde viene ese olor.5000:02:49,642 --> 00:02:51,609Moho.5100:02:51,644 --> 00:02:54,278Es peor que un abrazodel abuelo en verano.5200:02:54,313 --> 00:02:55,913Pens que las ropasapestosas solo le ocurran5300:02:55,948 --> 00:02:58,382a las madres trabajadoras.5400:03:04,124 --> 00:03:06,024Este es todo el dinero que he encontrado5500:03:06,058 --> 00:03:08,826en los bolsillos de Homerotodos estos aos.5600:03:08,861 --> 00:03:10,694Lo estaba guardando paracomprar un estante de especias5700:03:10,730 --> 00:03:13,564en lugar de rentar uno siempre.5800:03:15,501 --> 00:03:17,701Pero supongo que debemosgastar este dinero5900:03:17,737 --> 00:03:19,703en una nueva lavadora.6000:03:19,739 --> 00:03:23,641No podemos seguir comolos Hijos de la fetidez.6100:03:23,676 --> 00:03:25,976Hijos de la fetidez!6200:03:28,748 --> 00:03:30,347Oigan!6300:03:30,383 --> 00:03:32,149Cuando regrese, no tendremos6400:03:32,185 --> 00:03:34,485que seguir usando ropa del tico.6500:03:37,557 --> 00:03:38,822 6600:03:45,498 --> 00:03:46,564 6700:03:46,599 --> 00:03:49,400Carne ahumada.6800:03:49,435 --> 00:03:51,769 6900:03:53,372 --> 00:03:54,538Muvete, trasero gordo!7000:03:54,574 --> 00:03:56,507Estoy intentando escribir!Derram mi jarrn de orina!7100:03:56,542 --> 00:03:57,708Cuidado, Hijo de la fetidez!7200:03:59,212 --> 00:04:01,412Un puesto de barbacoaal lado de la carretera?7300:04:01,447 --> 00:04:04,081Todo sabe mejor cuandoest cerca de una carretera.7400:04:04,117 --> 00:04:05,550Pruebe un bocado.7500:04:05,585 --> 00:04:08,018Garantizado para volarsu mente de la boca.7600:04:08,054 --> 00:04:10,087 7700:04:10,122 --> 00:04:12,022 7800:04:14,694 --> 00:04:16,560Mira como se van!7900:04:24,770 --> 00:04:27,071Chamuscada y hmeda!8000:04:27,106 --> 00:04:29,540Como los eructos de Satans.8100:04:31,043 --> 00:04:34,712Las marcas de la parrillatienen forma de panel de abeja!8200:04:34,747 --> 00:04:37,414Por eso es que la llamo la Colmena.8300:04:37,450 --> 00:04:41,518Se ha estado transmitiendo a travsde mi familia por generaciones.8400:04:43,956 --> 00:04:46,724Dicen que la parrilla fuehecha de un meteoro...8500:04:46,759 --> 00:04:49,526que quem la barbade mi tatara abuelito,8600:04:49,562 --> 00:04:52,963exponiendo su dbilbarbilla a todo el municipio.8700:04:55,801 --> 00:04:57,801Fue un regalo del cielo.8800:04:57,837 --> 00:04:59,670El ahumador perfecto.8900:05:02,308 --> 00:05:04,975La Colmena nunca se ha enfriado,9000:05:05,011 --> 00:05:06,510nunca se ha limpiado.9100:05:06,545 --> 00:05:09,580Mezclando la carne, la grasay el humo en magia pura.9200:05:12,151 --> 00:05:14,918Ahmame.9300:05:14,954 --> 00:05:18,555Te ves como un hombre quenecesita un ahumador en su vida.9400:05:18,591 --> 00:05:20,624Lo que pasa que la Colmena9500:05:20,660 --> 00:05:22,893est disponible para la compra.9600:05:22,928 --> 00:05:25,763Pero, por qu renunciarasa tu posesin ms preciada?9700:05:25,798 --> 00:05:29,266Sera como Stephen Hawking vendiendosu silla de ruedas parlante.9800:05:29,303 --> 00:05:32,037Mi seora y yo estamos ahorrandopara vivir nuestro sueo9900:05:32,071 --> 00:05:36,006de moverse ms lejosde nuestros nietos.10000:05:37,176 --> 00:05:38,776Pero si no llego a casa10100:05:38,811 --> 00:05:40,811con una lavadora, miesposa se volver muy loca.10200:05:40,846 --> 00:05:43,414Debera hacer lo que se supone que haga10300:05:43,449 --> 00:05:45,749o lo que todo el mundosabe que voy a hacer?10400:05:45,785 --> 00:05:48,152Te compraste una parrilla?!10500:05:48,187 --> 00:05:49,653No es una parrilla.10600:05:49,689 --> 00:05:51,288Es un ahumador.10700:05:51,324 --> 00:05:53,090En el que se puede asar.10800:05:53,125 --> 00:05:55,292Se supona que ese dinero erapara desapestar a nuestros hijos,10900:05:55,328 --> 00:05:58,262y en vez de eso comprasteuna... chupetona doo11000:05:58,297 --> 00:05:59,763para meter tu cara codiciosa.11100:06:02,468 --> 00:06:03,801No te preocupes, Homero.11200:06:03,836 --> 00:06:07,137Nada arregla los momentosmalos como una buena comida.11300:06:07,173 --> 00:06:09,273Adems, me mor.11400:06:09,308 --> 00:06:10,308 11500:06:13,813 --> 00:06:15,112 11600:06:15,147 --> 00:06:16,814 11700:06:16,849 --> 00:06:18,482No puedo creer que cocinaste esto.11800:06:18,517 --> 00:06:20,351Bueno, el secreto para la barbacoa11900:06:20,386 --> 00:06:23,287es sentarse alrededor no haciendo nada.12000:06:23,322 --> 00:06:24,521No es de extraar logrande que soy en eso.12100:06:24,557 --> 00:06:27,524Zanahoria ahumada.12200:06:27,560 --> 00:06:29,526Y, Maggie, esto es para ti.12300:06:32,398 --> 00:06:34,631Vamos, solo una mordida.12400:06:34,667 --> 00:06:35,966 12500:06:36,001 --> 00:06:37,067- Nunca!- Una.12600:06:37,103 --> 00:06:38,802- Olvdalo.- Recurdalo.12700:06:38,838 --> 00:06:39,903De ninguna manera, Jos!12800:06:39,939 --> 00:06:41,138De todas maneras, Josefina.12900:06:41,173 --> 00:06:42,339No har nada.13000:06:42,375 --> 00:06:43,574Es la perdicin.13100:06:43,609 --> 00:06:46,009Oh, bien! Una mordida.13200:06:47,079 --> 00:06:49,046 13300:06:53,052 --> 00:06:56,387Homie, finalmente comprendolo que es la gula.13400:06:56,389 --> 00:06:59,223Bienvenida a Norteamrica, nena.13500:07:11,904 --> 00:07:13,570Lo siento por dejarnos caer,13600:07:13,606 --> 00:07:15,572pero olimos tu barbacoay no pudimos resistir.13700:07:15,608 --> 00:07:17,574Aqu hay algo de repolloCarl para acompaarla.13800:07:17,610 --> 00:07:20,344Lo llamo as, porque yo lo compr.13900:07:28,587 --> 00:07:30,421Mira lo populares que somos.14000:07:30,456 --> 00:07:33,390Ese ahumador es lo mejorque nos ha pasado nunca.14100:07:33,426 --> 00:07:36,427Gracias a Dios por tuselecciones egostas.14200:07:36,462 --> 00:07:39,363Las hago todas por ti.14300:07:43,068 --> 00:07:46,470S, estoy buscando a un payaso debarbacoa llamado, Homero Simpson?14400:07:46,505 --> 00:07:50,240Vaya, ese el famoso chef delChew Network, Scotty Boom!14500:07:50,276 --> 00:07:52,609Es el anfitrin del "Plato deacompaamiento imposible",14600:07:52,645 --> 00:07:56,113"Chef de la prisin maestra"y " Mtalo, enfralo y salo".14700:07:56,148 --> 00:07:57,388S, cmo est todo el mundo?14800:07:57,416 --> 00:07:58,882Soy Scotty Boom,14900:07:58,918 --> 00:08:00,984y estoy desafindote aun "Comida fuera"!15000:08:01,020 --> 00:08:03,120Qu es eso... algntipo de comer afuera?15100:08:03,155 --> 00:08:04,888Es mi nuevo espectculo donde utilizo15200:08:04,924 --> 00:08:06,890mi gran momento de mis habilidadesde chef de la ciudad de Nueva York15300:08:06,926 --> 00:08:09,259para destruir a cocineros aficionados.15400:08:09,295 --> 00:08:12,095Quin vera tamaa farsa unilateral?15500:08:12,131 --> 00:08:13,430Voy a participar..15600:08:13,466 --> 00:08:14,832Este "Comida fuera" va a derribar15700:08:14,867 --> 00:08:17,401al festival de Barbacoa de Springfield.15800:08:17,436 --> 00:08:20,904Y cuando haya terminado, vas adesear nunca haber odo de comida!15900:08:20,940 --> 00:08:23,273Compra mi batera de cocina!16000:08:23,309 --> 00:08:25,742Estoy compitiendo contra Scotty Boom!16100:08:25,778 --> 00:08:28,946Tiene todo lo que tienenlos grandes chefs...16200:08:28,981 --> 00:08:30,347gritos.16300:08:30,382 --> 00:08:33,317Homero! Homero! Homero!16400:08:34,887 --> 00:08:36,353Tenas razn, grasosotrabajador itinerante.16500:08:36,388 --> 00:08:40,090Nada arregla los momentosmalos como una buena comida.16600:08:40,125 --> 00:08:41,692Aqu arriba, puedo ver16700:08:41,727 --> 00:08:45,529que nadie en el mundo toma una ducha.16800:08:48,167 --> 00:08:49,800De acuerdo, cerdo, voy a lanzarte16900:08:49,835 --> 00:08:51,668en ese ahumador mgico durante 24 horas17000:08:51,704 --> 00:08:53,136y ganar ese concurso de cocina.17100:08:53,172 --> 00:08:56,273Solo deseo que pudierasestar vivo para verlo.17200:08:56,308 --> 00:08:57,508Entonces supongo17300:08:57,543 --> 00:08:59,376que esta es mi ltimaoportunidad de decir17400:08:59,411 --> 00:09:01,144te quiero.17500:09:01,180 --> 00:09:02,679 17600:09:04,350 --> 00:09:07,117Oh, no!17700:09:07,152 --> 00:09:08,986Nuestro ahumador ha sido robado!17800:09:09,021 --> 00:09:10,487Por qu?!17900:09:10,523 --> 00:09:12,656Y cundo?!18000:09:12,691 --> 00:09:15,192No la aseguraste?18100:09:15,227 --> 00:09:16,693Gordo idiota!18200:09:16,729 --> 00:09:19,363Me voy de aqu.18300:09:22,254 --> 00:09:24,835Encontrarn la Colmena, verdad?18400:09:24,836 --> 00:09:26,902Dganme que encontrarn mi ahumador!18500:09:26,938 --> 00:09:28,204No se preocupe.18600:09:28,239 --> 00:09:30,406El departamento de policade Springfield est en el caso.18700:09:30,441 --> 00:09:32,174S.18800:09:32,210 --> 00:09:34,010Bueno, yo no me hara ilusiones.18900:09:34,045 --> 00:09:36,212Las barbacoas de clasecomo la suya son presa fcil.19000:09:36,247 --> 00:09:38,714Los malandrines las agarranpor la noche y las limpian.19100:09:38,750 --> 00:09:40,483Lo prximo que se sabe,19200:09:40,518 --> 00:09:42,485es que est cocinandohot dogs de otra familia.19300:09:42,520 --> 00:09:45,755La humanidad... qu broma.19400:09:45,790 --> 00:09:46,922As que, se ha ido.19500:09:46,958 --> 00:09:48,691Realmente se ha ido.19600:09:48,726 --> 00:09:51,227Todo lo que queda es el olora madera de nogal quemada19700:09:51,262 --> 00:09:53,829y tres huellas diminutas de las ruedas.19800:09:53,865 --> 00:09:56,532Buenas noches, dulces huellas.19900:10:07,945 --> 00:10:09,412As que, perdiste tu parrilla.20000:10:09,447 --> 00:10:11,447Supralo, gran beb gordo.20100:10:11,482 --> 00:10:13,516Hijo, esto es mucho ms20200:10:13,551 --> 00:10:15,618que perder simplemente unaparato para cocinar al aire libre.20300:10:15,653 --> 00:10:17,253Cmo explicarle esto a un nio?20400:10:17,288 --> 00:10:20,056Es la muerte de una esperanza.20500:10:20,091 --> 00:10:22,291De qu ests hablando?20600:10:22,327 --> 00:10:24,226Todo lo bueno quellega a nuestras vidas,20700:10:24,262 --> 00:10:26,228el universo te lo quita.20800:10:26,264 --> 00:10:28,397As que de ahora en adelante,solo me voy a tender aqu20900:10:28,433 --> 00:10:30,700y nunca me preocupar de nuevo.21000:10:30,735 --> 00:10:32,868Vamos, ya sabes que tu vida apesta.21100:10:32,904 --> 00:10:34,403Solo bebe como siempre lo haces.21200:10:34,439 --> 00:10:35,805No quiero hacerlo.21300:10:39,744 --> 00:10:41,043Mralo.21400:10:41,079 --> 00:10:42,478Est tendido all comouna ballena varada21500:10:42,513 --> 00:10:44,046esperando explotar.21600:10:44,082 --> 00:10:46,282Quizs deberamos intentarlocalizar ese ahumador.21700:10:46,317 --> 00:10:47,817No lo s.21800:10:47,852 --> 00:10:49,652Toda la escena de la barbacoaes bastante pro-carne.21900:10:49,687 --> 00:10:52,455Y todo ese humocontamina el medio ambiente.22000:10:52,490 --> 00:10:54,724Esto no es acercade tu novio, el planeta.22100:10:54,759 --> 00:10:57,093Nunca lo haba visto as de abatido.22200:10:59,097 --> 00:11:00,396De acuerdo, busquemos pistas.22300:11:00,431 --> 00:11:01,931Hay algunas muestras debarro que podamos rastrear22400:11:01,966 --> 00:11:04,066hasta matorrales y pantanos locales?22500:11:04,102 --> 00:11:06,435Lo siento, he estadoviendo mucho a Sherlock.22600:11:08,206 --> 00:11:09,438Ya basta, muchacho.22700:11:09,474 --> 00:11:10,740No tengo carne para ti.22800:11:10,775 --> 00:11:12,508- Clmate!- Espera!22900:11:12,543 --> 00:11:14,410Pequeo Ayudante de Santaestaba en el patio anoche23000:11:14,445 --> 00:11:16,846cuando fue robado elahumador, pero no hizo ni po.23100:11:16,881 --> 00:11:18,714Por qu?23200:11:21,986 --> 00:11:23,753"Mantequilla de man natural".23300:11:23,788 --> 00:11:25,921Qu pasa si alguienle dio esto al perro23400:11:25,957 --> 00:11:27,656de modo que estuvieralamiendo en vez de ladrar23500:11:27,692 --> 00:11:29,692mientras se llevaban el ahumador?!23600:11:29,727 --> 00:11:31,293Tienes una pista, chico!23700:11:31,329 --> 00:11:33,462Una pista!23800:11:33,498 --> 00:11:34,930Quin es un perro inteligente?23900:11:34,966 --> 00:11:37,199Quin es un perro inteligente?24000:11:43,074 --> 00:11:44,273Estn viendo24100:11:44,308 --> 00:11:46,375"Comida, fuera" con Scotty Boom.24200:11:46,411 --> 00:11:47,877Vamos, Homie.24300:11:47,912 --> 00:11:51,180No podemos permitir que esteembaucador neoyorquino nos gane.24400:11:51,215 --> 00:11:54,016Esta semana acept a lafamilia Gilbert de Portland, Maine.24500:11:54,051 --> 00:11:56,719Han estado haciendo sopa dealmejas por generaciones.24600:11:56,754 --> 00:11:59,722Cmo va a ser eso mejor quealgo en que me pas el da?24700:11:59,757 --> 00:12:01,390Gan!24800:12:01,426 --> 00:12:03,392Sopa Manhattan, nena!24900:12:03,428 --> 00:12:05,194NYC!25000:12:05,229 --> 00:12:07,730La ciudad ms grande, la mejor sopa!25100:12:07,765 --> 00:12:11,200La familia Gilbert ha aprendidouna valiosa leccin...25200:12:11,235 --> 00:12:13,702la embarr todo.25300:12:13,738 --> 00:12:16,705Pap, vamos a encontrar ese ahumador!25400:12:16,741 --> 00:12:19,475Intentar es fallar!25500:12:19,510 --> 00:12:21,076Existe solo una tienda en la ciudad25600:12:21,112 --> 00:12:23,412que vende mantequilla de man natural.25700:12:31,522 --> 00:12:34,056No te preocupes, s cmohablar con estas personas.25800:12:34,091 --> 00:12:36,559Gracias a Dios quetienes hinojo orgnico.25900:12:36,594 --> 00:12:40,529El hinojo en el mercado delagricultor solo es transitorio.26000:12:40,565 --> 00:12:42,164Tpico.26100:12:42,200 --> 00:12:45,234Los pequeos agricultores arruinandoa los muy pequeos agricultores.26200:12:45,269 --> 00:12:47,369As que, quizs podras decirme26300:12:47,405 --> 00:12:49,772quin compr esta marcade mantequilla de man?26400:12:49,807 --> 00:12:51,407Disclpame, lo siento.26500:12:51,442 --> 00:12:53,375Quieres que viole laprivacidad de mis clientes?26600:12:53,411 --> 00:12:54,910Para quin ests trabajando?26700:12:54,946 --> 00:12:56,712La NSA? Grandes farmacuticas?26800:12:56,747 --> 00:12:58,447Amazon Prime?26900:12:58,483 --> 00:13:00,850Dinos! Dinos! Dinos! Dinos!27000:13:02,119 --> 00:13:03,385Mis expansiones!27100:13:03,421 --> 00:13:05,888Mis ridculas expansiones de carne!27200:13:07,391 --> 00:13:08,757All!27300:13:08,793 --> 00:13:10,359Alguien est comprandomantequilla de man.27400:13:10,394 --> 00:13:12,495Nelson!27500:13:14,131 --> 00:13:15,631A qu ests jugando all, Nelson?27600:13:15,666 --> 00:13:17,433Furia de Castillos?27700:13:17,468 --> 00:13:18,701Y qu pasa si es as?27800:13:18,736 --> 00:13:20,369Tu castillo est muy bien defendido.27900:13:20,404 --> 00:13:21,437Nivel seis, catapultas.28000:13:21,472 --> 00:13:23,038Nivel siete, hechiceros.28100:13:23,074 --> 00:13:24,907Salidas de trolls al mximo.28200:13:24,942 --> 00:13:27,476S, bueno.28300:13:27,512 --> 00:13:29,378S, hacen su trabajo.28400:13:29,413 --> 00:13:32,214Te dir que esas son algunasactualizaciones buenas.28500:13:32,250 --> 00:13:34,083Actualizaciones costosas.28600:13:34,118 --> 00:13:36,552Actualizaciones como esa cuestan joyas.28700:13:36,587 --> 00:13:38,621Y las joyas cuestan dinero.28800:13:38,656 --> 00:13:40,623Dinero en efectivo.28900:13:40,658 --> 00:13:42,091De dnde conseguisteel efectivo, Nelson?29000:13:42,126 --> 00:13:43,292No uso joyas!29100:13:43,327 --> 00:13:45,661Soy un rutinario! Un rutinario!29200:14:03,681 --> 00:14:05,614Qu son?29300:14:05,650 --> 00:14:07,616Son como televisores...29400:14:07,652 --> 00:14:09,919pero solo estn ah!29500:14:09,954 --> 00:14:11,754Se est reuniendo con alguien.29600:14:11,789 --> 00:14:13,822Eso siempre es un signo de culpabilidad.29700:14:19,063 --> 00:14:20,095Espero que no te importe.29800:14:20,131 --> 00:14:21,430Cocin algo de cenar en l.29900:14:23,401 --> 00:14:25,167 30000:14:25,202 --> 00:14:28,003Te huelo ms tarde.30100:14:34,345 --> 00:14:36,845Esta es nuestra oportunidad.30200:14:36,881 --> 00:14:38,814Caliente! Caliente!30300:14:38,849 --> 00:14:40,316Caliente!30400:14:40,351 --> 00:14:41,850Caliente! Caliente!Caliente! Caliente! Caliente!30500:14:41,886 --> 00:14:43,385Caliente! Caliente!Caliente! Caliente!30600:14:52,997 --> 00:14:54,863El universo s nos odia.30700:14:54,899 --> 00:14:57,166Se siente bien rendirse.30800:14:59,036 --> 00:15:00,636Buena chica, Maggie.30900:15:00,671 --> 00:15:02,638Rendicin juvenil.31000:15:10,064 --> 00:15:11,730Levntense del piso!31100:15:11,766 --> 00:15:13,732Estamos en un enfrentamientoen un concurso de cocina31200:15:13,768 --> 00:15:17,269que ser pasado en televisin yprobablemente en algunos aviones.31300:15:17,304 --> 00:15:19,304No tenemos el ahumador.31400:15:19,340 --> 00:15:21,774Simplemente perdamos con dignidad.31500:15:21,809 --> 00:15:23,409An tenemos que intentarlo.31600:15:23,444 --> 00:15:25,944Esta no es una familia de desertores.31700:15:25,980 --> 00:15:27,212Seguro que lo somos.31800:15:27,248 --> 00:15:29,548Siempre lo hemos sido y ms ahora.31900:15:29,583 --> 00:15:31,250Soy un desertor.32000:15:31,285 --> 00:15:32,751Y voy a voltear a cualquieraque diga que no lo soy.32100:15:32,787 --> 00:15:35,454Vamos, los budistas no son desertores.32200:15:35,489 --> 00:15:37,122De hecho, mam, el budismo realmente es32300:15:37,158 --> 00:15:39,224solo desertar en pantalones de yoga.32400:15:39,260 --> 00:15:42,061Esta es una pulsera Livestrong.32500:15:42,096 --> 00:15:43,796Lance Armstrong nunca renunci.32600:15:43,831 --> 00:15:45,464Nunca renunci al Tour de Francia.32700:15:45,499 --> 00:15:48,400Nunca renunci a mentirsobre su uso de esteroides.32800:15:48,436 --> 00:15:50,269Y an no ha llegadocompletamente limpio.32900:15:50,304 --> 00:15:52,738Ahora suban al auto!33000:15:54,075 --> 00:15:57,176Cocina, fuera!Cocina, fuera! Cocina, fuera!33100:15:58,813 --> 00:16:01,346Puedo manejar estacompetencia de barbacoa.33200:16:01,382 --> 00:16:04,983Todo lo que necesito es un pocode ayuda de un viejo amigo.33300:16:07,388 --> 00:16:08,687Soy Alton Brown33400:16:08,723 --> 00:16:10,823y bienvenidos a "Cocina, fuera"!33500:16:10,858 --> 00:16:13,792Hoy Scotty Boom recibea los Simpson en...33600:16:16,297 --> 00:16:18,497Y puedo decirles esto... ser editado33700:16:18,532 --> 00:16:20,999para ser dramtico.33800:16:21,035 --> 00:16:22,801Marge, crees que tu carne33900:16:22,837 --> 00:16:25,037tiene lo que se necesitapara ganar "Comida,fuera"?34000:16:25,072 --> 00:16:26,705Seguro que s.34100:16:26,741 --> 00:16:28,440Homero, qu pasa contigo?34200:16:28,476 --> 00:16:29,808No hay una maldita manera.34300:16:29,844 --> 00:16:31,343Qu pasa con tus hijos?34400:16:31,378 --> 00:16:33,011Estn avivando paravencer a Scotty Boom?34500:16:33,047 --> 00:16:34,646La felicidad es una ilusin.34600:16:34,682 --> 00:16:37,116Es lo que ella dijo.34700:16:37,151 --> 00:16:38,317Parece que los Simpson estn jugando34800:16:38,352 --> 00:16:40,119juegos mentales contigo, Scotty.34900:16:40,154 --> 00:16:41,987Ests sintiendo la presin?35000:16:42,022 --> 00:16:43,322No hay presin.35100:16:43,357 --> 00:16:45,524Estoy lanzando el sabor de Nueva York.35200:16:45,559 --> 00:16:48,994Mi receta est imbuda con el"Times Square", el "Zoo del Bronx"35300:16:49,029 --> 00:16:51,230y un recorrido de "Sex and the City".35400:16:51,265 --> 00:16:53,065Los Simpson a lo mejor traen su juego A.35500:16:53,100 --> 00:16:55,167El F! El juego F!35600:16:56,570 --> 00:16:59,972Le llamo a esto mi,"Pechuga-nunca-te-rindas".35700:17:00,007 --> 00:17:03,809El ingrediente secreto es la esperanza.35800:17:03,844 --> 00:17:05,844 35900:17:07,081 --> 00:17:09,248Cuntas especias le pusiste a esto?36000:17:09,283 --> 00:17:10,749Todas.36100:17:17,224 --> 00:17:20,726Nunca haba visto marcasde parrilla tan inusuales.36200:17:20,761 --> 00:17:24,029Este patrn luce comoun panal de abejas.36300:17:24,064 --> 00:17:25,330Qu?36400:17:25,366 --> 00:17:27,533Eso significa que cocin en la Colmena!36500:17:27,568 --> 00:17:30,869Este tnel de basura, chupadorde ajos rob nuestro ahumador!36600:17:30,905 --> 00:17:32,604Este pequeo hiperventilado est loco.36700:17:32,640 --> 00:17:36,375Cocin esa carne yomismo justo aqu por aqu.36800:17:37,912 --> 00:17:40,746Las marcas de la parrilla no coinciden.36900:17:40,781 --> 00:17:43,282La carne muerta no miente.37000:17:46,153 --> 00:17:48,287Scotty Boom, ests siendo expulsado37100:17:48,322 --> 00:17:49,922de la Chew Network.37200:17:49,957 --> 00:17:52,524Ya no eres ms un cocinero clebre.37300:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,359Eres solo un chef.37400:17:54,395 --> 00:17:55,594Llveselo, Jefe.37500:17:55,629 --> 00:17:57,596Gran ladrn de ahumador.37600:17:57,631 --> 00:17:59,097Para m suena como un crimen.37700:18:03,003 --> 00:18:04,903Aparentemente, losganadores del "Come, fuera",37800:18:04,939 --> 00:18:06,905son los Simpson.37900:18:08,809 --> 00:18:10,475Esto no es un poco demasiado fcil?38000:18:10,511 --> 00:18:13,111Por qu engaara un chef profesional?38100:18:13,147 --> 00:18:15,113Y cmo encaja Nelson en esto?38200:18:15,149 --> 00:18:17,482Y dnde diablos est nuestro ahumador?38300:18:21,989 --> 00:18:25,324Ese es el tono de llamadadel depsito de chatarra!38400:18:25,359 --> 00:18:26,658Vamos por l!38500:18:31,098 --> 00:18:32,431Huesos! Huesos!38600:18:32,466 --> 00:18:34,266Estoy cubierta de muerte!38700:18:37,338 --> 00:18:39,504Mis expansores!38800:18:39,540 --> 00:18:40,973Pap, detenlo!38900:18:41,008 --> 00:18:42,841He acabado de intentar.39000:18:42,877 --> 00:18:44,810Pap, por favor!Nadie te est pidiendo atencin.39100:18:44,845 --> 00:18:46,778Simplemente haz tropezar al extrao!39200:18:57,791 --> 00:18:59,358Un nio?39300:18:59,393 --> 00:19:01,026Por qu robaras nuestro ahumador?39400:19:01,061 --> 00:19:02,794Por qu enmascaras a Scotty Boom?39500:19:02,830 --> 00:19:04,963Porque es mi pap.39600:19:04,999 --> 00:19:07,366Soy Tyler Boom.39700:19:07,401 --> 00:19:10,535Mi pap est tan ocupadolanzando sus shows televisivos39800:19:10,571 --> 00:19:12,537y yendo a las inauguraciones y cierres39900:19:12,573 --> 00:19:14,539de sus restaurantes...40000:19:14,575 --> 00:19:16,275Nunca lo veo.40100:19:16,310 --> 00:19:17,976Destruiste la carrera de tu pap40200:19:18,012 --> 00:19:20,345para que pasara ms tiempo contigo?40300:19:20,381 --> 00:19:22,180 40400:19:22,216 --> 00:19:23,582Conoc a este chico Nelson40500:19:23,617 --> 00:19:25,717jugando "Furia de Castillos" en lnea.40600:19:25,753 --> 00:19:28,353Ya saben, saba que mi papvena llegando a su ciudad,40700:19:28,389 --> 00:19:31,223as que contrat a Nelson paraque se llevara su ahumador.40800:19:31,258 --> 00:19:33,692Y luego mi niera cocinalguna carne en l40900:19:33,727 --> 00:19:37,296y se me ocurri que parecieracomo que mi padre engaaba.41000:19:37,331 --> 00:19:39,631Esta era la nica forma.41100:19:39,667 --> 00:19:42,167La nica forma en que pens.41200:19:42,202 --> 00:19:45,037Hijo, por qu no me dijisteque era un padre terrible?41300:19:45,072 --> 00:19:46,505Porque soy de Nueva York.41400:19:46,540 --> 00:19:48,073No hablamos sobrenuestros sentimientos, eh?41500:19:48,108 --> 00:19:49,675S, lo comprendo, hijo.41600:19:49,710 --> 00:19:51,176Tambin soy de Nueva York.41700:19:51,211 --> 00:19:52,544La calle FDR.41800:19:52,579 --> 00:19:54,746La autopista West Side.41900:19:54,782 --> 00:19:56,014La banca de inversin.42000:19:56,050 --> 00:19:57,716El escenario de la galera.42100:19:57,751 --> 00:19:59,017Knicks, apesta.42200:19:59,053 --> 00:20:00,719Oh, pap!42300:20:00,754 --> 00:20:02,554Apestan mucho!42400:20:02,589 --> 00:20:04,022Una cosa ms, Tyler.42500:20:04,058 --> 00:20:05,891Dnde est la Colmena?42600:20:08,495 --> 00:20:10,362 42700:20:14,902 --> 00:20:17,836Siempre ests demasiado calientede lo que creo que vas a estar.42800:20:17,871 --> 00:20:21,206Gracias, chicos, por norendirse, luego por rendirse,42900:20:21,241 --> 00:20:25,777luego por no rendirse denuevo, luego se me olvida.43000:20:25,813 --> 00:20:27,546La barbacoa es como la familia...43100:20:27,581 --> 00:20:30,248los cortes baratos decarne que nadie quiere.43200:20:30,284 --> 00:20:31,583Pero si los tratas bien,43300:20:31,618 --> 00:20:34,486se convierten en lo mejor del mundo.43400:20:34,521 --> 00:20:36,655S, la barbacoa es deliciosa.43500:20:36,690 --> 00:20:38,857La comida china tambines bastante buena.43600:20:38,892 --> 00:20:40,325Eso depende del lugar.43700:20:40,361 --> 00:20:46,861www.TUSUBTITULO.com-DIFUNDE LA CULTURA-43800:20:49,851 --> 00:20:51,852 43900:20:53,016 --> 00:20:56,819 44000:20:56,854 --> 00:21:00,990 44100:21:01,024 --> 00:21:04,594 44200:21:06,964 --> 00:21:11,000 44300:21:11,034 --> 00:21:14,504 44400:21:14,538 --> 00:21:18,407 44500:21:18,442 --> 00:21:22,879 44600:21:30,160 --> 00:21:32,161Me voy de aqu.