this is all such bullshit
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Jason Falls's slides from his 2011 BlogWorld & New Media Expo Keynote "This is all such bullshit!"TRANSCRIPT
ThisisallsuchBULLSHIT
bullshit:
declara6onsoffactwithout
knowledge,experienceor
proof
Knowwhatyoudon’tknow
AskbeDerques6ons
Proveyourselfwrong
Doyourownwork
TomWebster,FuckingBrilliant
Whatthepuristssay...
sxch.hu
BeHumanJointheconversa6onEngageyourcustomers
Whatthepuristsdon’tsay...
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UseisstrategicallyDrivebusinessMeasuresuccess
FindingTheB.S.
FindingTheB.S.
Youcan’tsell...
Youshouldfollowback...
MoreB.S.
Blogreadersareacommunityofcustomerswholoveyourbrand
Automa6onisspammy.
Youshouldn’tdoit!
MoreB.S.
Letusnowconstruct...
Themostop6mizedFacebookpost...
EVAR!!!!
MoreB.S.
MoreB.S.
MoreB.S.
MoreB.S.
Presen6ng...
Themostop6mizedFacebookpost...
EVAR!!!!
MoreB.S.At8a.m.ETonSaturdaymorning...
LearnToCallYourOwnB.S.
What’smissing?
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Where’dthedatacomefrom?
Wherehasitbeentested?
Howmanyvariableshasitbeentestedagainst?
Howdoesitapplytomy...
We’d love to work with you!
ImaginethatfamouspictureofJeremy“Shoemoney”Schoemakerholdinghis
Googlecheckfor$133K
Itriedtousetheimagebuthe’sgotcopyrightwatermarksalloverit.
(Read:Greedyprick?)
Sojustimagine.Squin6nghelps.
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