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The second issue for the 2010-11 school year at UVM from the Vermont Cynic.TRANSCRIPT
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“I remember the good people of the Gulf Coast and ask Vermonters to imagine this: All of our cows drop dead, our maple trees run dry and
Lake Champlain turns black — and the country goes on with business as usual.”
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Kesha RamFormer SGA President and State Representative
Sept. 7: Fraternity 101: Recruitment Information Night. All 11 chapters will give !ve-minute presentations. 6-8 p.m., fourth "oor, Davis Center
Sept. 8: Fraternity’s hold their own recruitment events
Sept. 13: Sorority 101: Recruitment Information Night. All 7 chapters will give !ve-minute presentations. 6-7 p.m., Billings North Lounge
Sept. 20-25: Sorority Formal Recruitment/ National Hazing Prevention Week
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