Diary for Those With Low Self Esteem

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Dear Diary,I’m sorry to bother you again . . .

MMMMMMMDear Diary,I’m sorry to bother you again . . .

How Prayer WorksI asked God for a new bike and prayed that He’d get one for me. Than I realized that prayer doesn’t work like that.

So I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.

Which one doesn’t belong?

•Horse•Anvil•Nose•Clock

Sample Answers

• Anvil – it’s two syllables• Anvil – there is no “O”• Anvil – it doesn’t run• . . .