chinese netizen speak

Chinese Netizen Speak

By Huiyu Wang and Penn XieJune 12th, 2010

We are gonna teach you how to talk like a hippie Chinese netizen…

Top 10 Chinese Internet Slangs

杯具 Bēi Jù

－ cup, couple

囧 Jiŏng, Orz, 囧 rz-feel strongly embarrassed

草泥马- f***

雷 Léi- “I was hit by the thunder.” means “I’m shocked”.

All kinds of expressions…

~~>_<~~  crying…loudly…

     ⊙ ⊙  stare at YOU   

    ^_~  wink…  

Y(^_^)Y  yay!!!  

\(╯-╰)/  super bored… 

贾君鹏，你妈喊你回家吃饭哥吃的不是面，是寂寞。-Your mom is asking you to go back home!-The buddy is not eating noodles; he is eating loneliness.

哥 + verb + 不是 + noun, 是寂寞！

别迷恋哥，哥只是个传说很傻很天真-Don’t be obsessed with me cuz I’m a legend.

- I was so stupid and naïve at that time.

打酱油- It’s none of my business!

很黄，很暴力。心神不宁。-It was nasty and violent.-I was really nervous and upset.

晒 Shài-to show off

Then it became a Disaster!

Even more outrageous!!~

Let’s see if you get all of these…

Quiz 1:-手机被偷了，真 ___啊！（ I lost my cell phone this morning. It’s such a ___!)

a). 杯具     b). 杯子     c). 洗具     d).茶几

Quiz 2:

- 关我什么事，我是来 ___的！(It’s none of my business. I just came out to get some ___!)

a). 打醋     b). 打酱油     c).打水     d).打架

Quiz 3:

- 你听的不是 presentation，是 ___!

(You are not listening to the presentation, but ___!)

a). 孤独     b).无聊     c).寂寞     d).空虚

Thank you for your attention!

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