instagram' as a cognitive tool (chinese version)

Hello everybody! This is my attempt to use Instagram as a cognitive tool! This is a chinese version. :) This is a very rough script for the ppt slide! Dajia Hao! wo de mingzi shi Xidaiya. Jintian wo yao jieshao women zui xihuan de shiwu. Jin tian wo hui jie shao wo xihuan chi de shi wu. Wo hen xihuan chichihehe! wo de mei yi can dou you la jiao. Wo de jiaren ye hen xihuan chichihehe. Wo de baba xihuan chi malaican, Mama he jiejie xihuan chi Sānwènyú. jiejie ye xihuan chi yidalimian. Wode gege xihuan chi kuaican. Wo you liangzhi mao. Tamen de mingzi shi Muhammad hairi pusstafa puzzycat nonya molly feimao shadow ohm bin yusoff he Pringles. Wode mao ye hen xihuan chi! Tamen dou xihuan chi yu. Wode yizhi mao, Hairi, hen xihuan chi liulian zaoshang wu dian, Wode mao hui jiao wo qichuang, wei tamen. Wo juede wo wei tamen chi tai duo le. Suiran wo de mao hen fei, Keshi tamen hen ke ai! Hen ke ai ma? Meitian zaoshang, wode fumu hui zhǔnbèi miànbāo gěi wǒ dai qu xuéxiào chī. Yinwei, Xuexiao de shiwu Méiyǒu tài duō de xuǎnzé. Ruguo tamen meiyou zhunbei mianbao, wo jiu hui chi tangmian. Wo xihuan de mian you... yong tou foo, niurou tang he yupian tang Wo hen xihuan chi re peng peng de shiwu. Ruguo wo chi re de shiwu, Wo hen gaoxing ye hui juede hen manzhu. Wo ye hen xihuan chi tiandian he dangao. Ruguo wo de dao hao cheng ji, wo hui mai four leaves de dangao. Four leaves de caomei dangao hen hao chi! Wo ye hen xihuan chi Bīngqílín. Dāng wǒ shāngxīn shí, wǒ jiu hui chī bīngqílín. Wo xiwang wo keyi chi hen duo bu yi yang de shiwu. Keshi Wo pa pang. Ru guo wo pang le, wo hui shang xin. Yinci wo meitian dou chi shui guo. Wo xihuan chi caomei and putao. he shu cai huozhe shala Wo ye hui zuo yun dong lai baochi shencai. Zhege shi wode yingshi gushi.Wo xihuan chi. Ni men ye xihuan chi ma? nimen xihuan chi shenme?