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REDNECKISTAN
PERIPHERY STUDIOS
book 2
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CRACK!
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Pardon me,maam. I think I
made a wrong turnor something and Imust be lost. What
town am I in?
Didnt you see thesign if you was
comin in from thenorth? Youre in
Redneckistan.
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Well, I didsee that sign, but
just a few minutesbefore that I was
driving through thetown of
Smithville.
Smithville?!You mean
ConfederateCrossing? That
hasnt been calledSmithville since
the year 2130.
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2130?! But ifthat was when the
name was changed,what year is it
now?!
Sonny, are youbein serious orjust trying to
shuck and jiveme?
Ive never beenso serious about
anything everbefore.
The year is 2184.
Oh dear Godno! That explains
the weird lights thatI saw earlier.
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Youlook pretty
important. Youknow, swank-like.
Are you an Irs agentor welfare guy or
something? Im a librarian at
the university.
University?What university?
Wait. The one theyclosed in 23?
Closed? Howcould it beclosed?!
Sonny, I thinkyou need to havea seat and take a
break. Youre undersome major
stress.
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So what doyou do?
What do youmean?
I meanwhat do you
do for work? Doyou have a
job?
Oh. Peopledont work
around here. Theonly jobs are Irsagents and other
importantWashington
types.
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But whatdo you do for
money?
Thegovernment.
You meanwelfare?
No. I mean ourallowance checks.Everyone gets an
allowance from thegovernment.
For what?!
Duh! For being
a goodAmerican!
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So where doyou think thegovernment
gets thismoney?
Duh! They printmore! Its likemaking potato
chips! Dont youknow anything?!
That remindsme: I saw photos
of your kids inside,but Where do your kidsgo to school? I see aschool over there but
it looksabandoned.
I guess they gothere.
But whosteaching them?
You said no oneworks other than
people inWashington.
Theteachers arent
working? Those no-good lazy bastards!Who is going to teach
them manners andhow to tie their
shoes?! Me?!
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So where areyour kids?
Dunno.They aint in myhair, so its all
good.
But arent youtheir mother?
Why are youtalking inriddles?
Say, do youhave a wife or
girlfriend?
I had agirlfriend back
home, but I guessIll never see
her again.
Well inthat case, whydont you getmarried this
weekend! My sisteis single and
looking.
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I dont evenknow your
sister. Therecould be no
chemistry or nointerest.
Um...what doesthat matter?!
Im not marryingsomeone if I have nothing in common
with them and no chemistry.
Im not following youhere. Why does it matter if
you have something incommon? This is a marriagwere talking about--not a
relationship!
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