redneckistan - book 2

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REDNECKISTAN

PERIPHERY STUDIOS

book 2


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Pardon me,maam. I think I

made a wrong turnor something and Imust be lost. What

town am I in?

Didnt you see thesign if you was

comin in from thenorth? Youre in

Redneckistan.


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Well, I didsee that sign, but

just a few minutesbefore that I was

driving through thetown of

Smithville.

Smithville?!You mean

ConfederateCrossing? That

hasnt been calledSmithville since

the year 2130.


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2130?! But ifthat was when the

name was changed,what year is it

now?!

Sonny, are youbein serious orjust trying to

shuck and jiveme?

Ive never beenso serious about

anything everbefore.

The year is 2184.

Oh dear Godno! That explains

the weird lights thatI saw earlier.


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Youlook pretty

important. Youknow, swank-like.

Are you an Irs agentor welfare guy or

something? Im a librarian at

the university.

University?What university?

Wait. The one theyclosed in 23?

Closed? Howcould it beclosed?!

Sonny, I thinkyou need to havea seat and take a

break. Youre undersome major

stress.


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So what doyou do?

What do youmean?

I meanwhat do you

do for work? Doyou have a

job?

Oh. Peopledont work

around here. Theonly jobs are Irsagents and other

importantWashington

types.


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But whatdo you do for

money?

Thegovernment.

You meanwelfare?

No. I mean ourallowance checks.Everyone gets an

allowance from thegovernment.

For what?!

Duh! For being

a goodAmerican!


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So where doyou think thegovernment

gets thismoney?

Duh! They printmore! Its likemaking potato

chips! Dont youknow anything?!

That remindsme: I saw photos

of your kids inside,but Where do your kidsgo to school? I see aschool over there but

it looksabandoned.

I guess they gothere.

But whosteaching them?

You said no oneworks other than

people inWashington.

Theteachers arent

working? Those no-good lazy bastards!Who is going to teach

them manners andhow to tie their

shoes?! Me?!


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So where areyour kids?

Dunno.They aint in myhair, so its all

good.

But arent youtheir mother?

Why are youtalking inriddles?

Say, do youhave a wife or

girlfriend?

I had agirlfriend back

home, but I guessIll never see

her again.

Well inthat case, whydont you getmarried this

weekend! My sisteis single and

looking.


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I dont evenknow your

sister. Therecould be no

chemistry or nointerest.

Um...what doesthat matter?!

Im not marryingsomeone if I have nothing in common

with them and no chemistry.

Im not following youhere. Why does it matter if

you have something incommon? This is a marriagwere talking about--not a

relationship!


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