========================================================================================AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ100:00:01,160 --> 00:00:05,049Saat itu musim gugur 2009,dan aku adalah dosen sekarang.200:00:05,050 --> 00:00:07,570Jadi kuputuskan untukmengubah penampilanku sedikit.300:00:07,570 --> 00:00:09,520Dan orang-orang memperhatikan.400:00:09,982 --> 00:00:10,985Wol.500:00:11,221 --> 00:00:13,400Pakaian pria yang dikebiri.600:00:13,418 --> 00:00:16,600Aku selalu heran kenapa jaketwol begitu ada tambalan sikunya.700:00:16,617 --> 00:00:19,100Karena orang-orang yangmemakainya selalu begini,800:00:19,184 --> 00:00:22,111"Geez. Kenapa akutak bisa bercinta?"900:00:22,136 --> 00:00:25,700Kau salah.Para wanita suka tampilan professor.1000:00:25,785 --> 00:00:27,125Ada sesuatu dengannya.1100:00:27,150 --> 00:00:31,122Aku ingat menganggap guru matematikakelas sepuluhku sangat seksi.1200:00:31,199 --> 00:00:33,598Aku penasaran apa Haroldmasih di penjara.1300:00:34,648 --> 00:00:35,400Apa?1400:00:35,421 --> 00:00:37,720Penghindaran pajak.1500:00:37,921 --> 00:00:40,190Itu salah satunya.1600:00:40,196 --> 00:00:43,700Jadi guys, Marshall dan aku inginmengundang kalian ke tempat kami,1700:00:43,721 --> 00:00:46,420untuk acara malam pasangan.1800:00:46,555 --> 00:00:48,440Tentu. Kenapa tidak?1900:00:48,443 --> 00:00:51,113Selama bertahun-tahun, Marshall dan Lilyadalah satu-satunya pasangan...2000:00:51,138 --> 00:00:53,319di kelompok penuh lajang.2100:00:53,391 --> 00:00:54,901Mereka kesepian.2200:00:54,904 --> 00:00:58,051Jadi mereka selalu mencaripasangan lain untuk kencan ganda.2300:00:58,059 --> 00:00:59,813Hanya ada satu masalah.2400:00:59,818 --> 00:01:01,918- Selamat datang.- Gouda?2500:01:01,965 --> 00:01:04,765Mereka payah soal itu.2600:01:04,768 --> 00:01:08,506Ini hebat. Kami bersenang-senang.Kalian senang, kan?2700:01:08,508 --> 00:01:10,772Jadi, haruskah kita langsung...2800:01:10,797 --> 00:01:14,030menjadwal acara kitauntuk tahun baru?2900:01:14,050 --> 00:01:15,620Ini masih April.3000:01:15,629 --> 00:01:17,405Benar. Maaf.3100:01:17,406 --> 00:01:19,968Kami terburu-buru.Mari bicarakan Thanksgiving saja.3200:01:19,993 --> 00:01:23,293Orangtua kami sangatingin bertemu kalian!3300:01:27,700 --> 00:01:30,008Well, kami harus pergi.3400:01:30,008 --> 00:01:33,201Tunggu. Tapi, tunggu, jika pergi sekarang,Kolonel Mustard akan berhasil lolos.3500:01:33,219 --> 00:01:35,366Sudah larut.Kami akan pergi.3600:01:35,391 --> 00:01:37,853Masih ada pai.3700:01:39,404 --> 00:01:42,817Malam ini fantastis.Kita harus melakukannya lagi.3800:01:42,834 --> 00:01:44,404Maaf, Marshall...3900:01:44,409 --> 00:01:47,604tapi Falguni dan akutak tertarik padamu.4000:01:47,605 --> 00:01:49,605Dan padamu.4100:01:49,611 --> 00:01:52,230Tapi ketika Lilydan Marshall akan menyerah,4200:01:52,238 --> 00:01:55,511dua sahabat terbaik merekadi dunia, bersama.4300:01:55,513 --> 00:01:58,813Dan berharap akanmembalas perasaan mereka.4400:01:58,888 --> 00:02:00,618Jadi saat Lily berkata...4500:02:00,620 --> 00:02:05,624Marshall dan aku ingin mengundang kalianke tempat kami untuk acara malam pasangan.4600:02:05,768 --> 00:02:07,348Tentu, kenapa tidak?4700:02:07,348 --> 00:02:10,380Barney dan Robin tak tahuapa yang akan mereka hadapi.4800:02:10,548 --> 00:02:14,060Okay. Saatnya permainan.Mari meninjau jalannya ruangan.4900:02:14,064 --> 00:02:16,064Barney dan Robin masuk di sini,5000:02:16,089 --> 00:02:19,413berhenti di sini untuk margarita.Percakapan hebat akan dimulai.5100:02:19,438 --> 00:02:21,426Kita bisa menceritakan merekatentang perjalanan kita ke Cabo.5200:02:21,434 --> 00:02:23,516Hebat, karena aku punyacerita tentang Sammy Hagar...5300:02:23,541 --> 00:02:25,411dan Belgian Waffleyang siap dikeluarkan.5400:02:25,480 --> 00:02:28,206Lalu kita akan bergerak kepos permainan yang seru. Dan,5500:02:28,274 --> 00:02:30,542tergantung bagaimana nanti,5600:02:30,567 --> 00:02:32,802beberapa tebak katapra-makan malam yang ceria.5700:02:32,820 --> 00:02:35,820Benar, tapi...kita akan memainkan itu dengan...5800:02:37,069 --> 00:02:38,574Terdengar seperti?5900:02:38,814 --> 00:02:41,464Okay, kau bisa jadipartner Robin.6000:02:43,323 --> 00:02:45,273Sayang, kita bisa melakukan ini.6100:02:47,627 --> 00:02:49,969- Selamat datang.- Gouda?6200:02:51,345 --> 00:02:54,657Sementara, teoriku yang anehbahwa wanita suka tampilan professor,6300:02:54,682 --> 00:02:56,531sebenarnya terbukti benar.6400:02:56,556 --> 00:02:58,158Jadi apakah susah menilai tugas?6500:02:58,183 --> 00:03:00,444Kau hanya harus membuatnyamenyenangkan. Contohnya...6600:03:00,469 --> 00:03:03,868setiap kali aku melihat kesalahantata bahasa, aku menenggak minuman.6700:03:03,896 --> 00:03:07,653Aku sekarang mabuk dankusalahkan sistem sekolah negeri.6800:03:07,905 --> 00:03:10,955Terkadang hal-hal secara ajaibberada pada tempatnya.6900:03:10,956 --> 00:03:13,552Jadi, kau bilang kau tinggaltepat di atas?7000:03:13,553 --> 00:03:15,408Apakah itu di dunia kencan...7100:03:15,446 --> 00:03:16,946Hati-hati.7200:03:17,021 --> 00:03:19,761...atau di dunia kencan ganda.7300:03:19,768 --> 00:03:22,293- Berhasil!- Malam terbaik!7400:03:23,803 --> 00:03:26,212Malam terburuk.7500:03:29,168 --> 00:03:34,568Penerjemah:Amalija [amalija@outlook.com]7600:03:44,718 --> 00:03:47,154Bagaimana malam besar berpasanganbersama Marshall dan Lily?7700:03:47,179 --> 00:03:49,012- Brutal.- Benarkah? Bagaimana?7800:03:49,020 --> 00:03:53,350Sepertinya kami berkencan bersama gadis gemukyang sedih karena disuruh ibu kita,7900:03:53,358 --> 00:03:55,021Dan mereka sangat gugup,8000:03:55,026 --> 00:03:57,530hingga seringnya merekabersikap tak masuk akal.8100:03:57,555 --> 00:04:00,114Masuklah.Apa kalian mau margarita?8200:04:00,114 --> 00:04:02,932Di Cabo, aku lihat Sammy Hagarmakan Belgian Waffle!8300:04:04,245 --> 00:04:07,732Dan mereka terus menyorongkan piringmakanan di depan wajah kami.8400:04:07,732 --> 00:04:11,357Biar kutebak, apakah Marshall,seperti, sangat tegang soal keju?8500:04:11,387 --> 00:04:13,869- Yeah, bagaimana kau tahu?- Marshall yang malang.8600:04:13,894 --> 00:04:16,503Lily adalah koki hidangannya,dan dia hanya mengizinkan Marshall...8700:04:16,508 --> 00:04:19,153memilih satu kotak kejumenyedihkan.8800:04:19,153 --> 00:04:20,954Ini melon lapis prosciutto.8900:04:20,954 --> 00:04:23,220Kalian akan inginmencoba gouda ini.9000:04:23,288 --> 00:04:25,750Ini kerang bakardengan mangga pedas.9100:04:25,750 --> 00:04:28,073Serius, jangan lupakan gouda-nya.9200:04:28,098 --> 00:04:31,152Dan itu ravioli lobsterdalam minyak black truffle.9300:04:31,174 --> 00:04:33,424Tick-tock menuju jam gouda.9400:04:34,467 --> 00:04:37,246Kami tak tahu akan adamakan malam.9500:04:37,271 --> 00:04:39,708Kami menelan beberapataco di stasiun kereta.9600:04:39,712 --> 00:04:42,333P.S., tak enak duduk.9700:04:43,600 --> 00:04:48,319Dan jika hal-hal tak sesuairencana, mereka akan panik.9800:04:48,480 --> 00:04:50,508Apa maksudmu,timer telurnya rusak?9900:04:50,566 --> 00:04:52,807Apa yang akan kita lakukanuntuk tebak kata, sayang?10000:04:52,832 --> 00:04:55,910Sedang kubetulkan, sayang.Okay? Alihkan dulu mereka.10100:04:56,326 --> 00:04:57,476Sekarang, Robin...10200:04:58,031 --> 00:05:00,614Kau bekerja di televisi.Kami mengalami sedikit...10300:05:00,639 --> 00:05:04,033masalah teknis.Mengerti maksudku?10400:05:04,037 --> 00:05:07,782Kami masih tertawa.Benar? Tertawa, Marshall.10500:05:12,301 --> 00:05:14,007Ayolah, merekacuma bersemangat.10600:05:14,007 --> 00:05:16,543Mereka sudah lama mencarisahabat sejati pasangan.10700:05:16,568 --> 00:05:19,300Plus, aku yakin merekatak seburuk itu.10800:05:19,304 --> 00:05:20,477Tunjukkan padanya.10900:05:21,110 --> 00:05:25,138Ini adalah website yang Marshallsudah buat tentang semalam.11000:05:25,713 --> 00:05:28,809Ini disebut:itwasthebestnightever.com.11100:05:31,725 --> 00:05:35,094Itu adalah malamterbaik sepanjang masa11200:05:35,363 --> 00:05:40,017Tawa mengalir derasseperti hujan bulan April11300:05:40,858 --> 00:05:44,053Kami berbicara berjam-jam...11400:05:45,881 --> 00:05:48,714- Malam terbaik sepanjang masa- Itu tak bagus.11500:05:48,782 --> 00:05:51,841Lalu kami bermain tebak kata11600:05:51,851 --> 00:05:54,842Lily membuat creme brulee...11700:05:55,240 --> 00:05:58,686Dan sekarang karena kamiadalah sahabat pasangan...11800:05:58,792 --> 00:06:00,961Hanya ada satu hal11900:06:01,294 --> 00:06:03,973Yang bisa dikatakan...12000:06:05,550 --> 00:06:07,848Apa kau bisa...?12100:06:08,700 --> 00:06:10,951Apa kau bisa Sabtu besok?12200:06:10,976 --> 00:06:13,171- Itu tanggal 17.- Apa kau bisa?12300:06:13,296 --> 00:06:14,964Jumat atau Minggu juga boleh.12400:06:14,989 --> 00:06:17,039Atau pada dasarnyasemua hari boleh.12500:06:17,629 --> 00:06:21,069Tak perlu dikatakan, kami berduamengganti alamat e-mail kami.12600:06:21,094 --> 00:06:23,707Aku tak mengerti.Jika semalam berjalan buruk,12700:06:23,776 --> 00:06:26,232kenapa Lily dan Marshallberpikir itu keberhasilan besar?12800:06:26,240 --> 00:06:30,012Kami sudah tahu akan bersenang-senangmalam ini tapi kami tak tahu seberapa banyak.12900:06:30,618 --> 00:06:32,828Sia-sia sekali semuaSabtu malam yang pernah kualami,13000:06:32,853 --> 00:06:35,000karena yang satu inibenar-benar luar biasa.13100:06:35,005 --> 00:06:37,862- Mari segera lakukan lagi.- Yeah, kami akan meneleponmu.13200:06:38,106 --> 00:06:41,224Mereka teman kalian! Kenapa kalianterang-terangan berbohong seperti itu?13300:06:41,294 --> 00:06:44,068Itu yang kita katakanpada kencan yang buruk.13400:06:44,633 --> 00:06:46,509Malam yang hebat semalam.13500:06:46,524 --> 00:06:49,058Mari segera lakukan lagi, segera.Aku akan meneleponmu.13600:06:51,241 --> 00:06:52,141Kan?13700:06:53,137 --> 00:06:55,937- Siapa itu?- Aku tak mau membesar-besarkan, tapi,13800:06:55,962 --> 00:06:59,210sepertinya cewek-cewek benar-benarsuka tampilan professor ini.13900:06:59,214 --> 00:07:01,414Semalam,dia mendatangiku di bar.14000:07:01,439 --> 00:07:03,089Kemudian...14100:07:03,349 --> 00:07:07,009Sebenarnya dia tertidurdi sofa. Tapi, hey,14200:07:07,033 --> 00:07:08,183itu terjadi.14300:07:09,552 --> 00:07:11,902- Tidak, tak terjadi.- Tentu, itu terjadi.14400:07:11,927 --> 00:07:16,002Kau tahu, dia hanya lelahmerasa terangsang.14500:07:16,030 --> 00:07:19,552Tapi kau dengar dia.Dia ingin melakukannya lagi, segera.14600:07:20,141 --> 00:07:22,311Ted, biar kutanya satu hal.14700:07:22,316 --> 00:07:24,734Di mana gadis initinggal, tepatnya?14800:07:24,752 --> 00:07:26,602Westchester. Kenapa?14900:07:29,236 --> 00:07:32,345- Kau adalah Penjaga Penginapan Tanpa Seks.- Oh, Tuhan! Kau benar!15000:07:32,345 --> 00:07:34,327Dia benar-benarPenjaga Penginapan Tanpa Seks!15100:07:34,352 --> 00:07:36,766Apa itu"Penjaga Penginapan Tanpa Seks"?15200:07:36,766 --> 00:07:40,107Banyak pria...tidak, banyak jiwa...15300:07:40,150 --> 00:07:42,601memiliki kisahnya sendiritentang Penjaga Penginapan Tanpa Seks.15400:07:42,626 --> 00:07:45,400Kenapa, aku baru saja bertemudengan salah satunya tahun lalu.15500:07:45,401 --> 00:07:47,601Aku bahkan membuatpuisi tentangnya.15600:07:47,626 --> 00:07:49,161- Apa kau mau mendengarnya?- Tidak juga.15700:07:49,186 --> 00:07:53,600"Itu adalah malam sebelum Tahun Barudan cuacanya berubah kejam.15800:07:53,606 --> 00:07:57,079Pukul 3 dini haridan aku terdampar di Queens."15900:07:58,758 --> 00:08:00,669"Kedai minum mulai kosong,16000:08:00,694 --> 00:08:02,744cahaya minyak mulai redup."16100:08:02,792 --> 00:08:05,992"Kereta kuda penuh salju..."16200:08:06,117 --> 00:08:07,800Tunggu. Jika ini tahun lalu,16300:08:07,825 --> 00:08:09,994Kenapa kau bersikaplayaknya Oliver Twist?16400:08:10,581 --> 00:08:12,881Ini adalah puisi.16500:08:13,351 --> 00:08:15,401"Panggilan terakhir mulai dekat16600:08:15,409 --> 00:08:17,719dan keberuntunganku mulai suram."16700:08:17,719 --> 00:08:19,653"Saat aku menoleh ke kiri16800:08:19,678 --> 00:08:21,778dan menahan jeritan."16900:08:22,245 --> 00:08:24,705"Dia punya jenggot halusberwarna peach...17000:08:24,707 --> 00:08:27,026dan beratnya 16 batu."17100:08:27,244 --> 00:08:29,405"Dia melahapsayap ayam panas17200:08:29,447 --> 00:08:31,707dan menelan tulangnya."17300:08:31,757 --> 00:08:33,317"Aku meredam teriakan17400:08:33,351 --> 00:08:35,551dan muntah di mulutku."17500:08:35,578 --> 00:08:38,146Aku bertanya,"Di mana kau tinggal?"17600:08:38,155 --> 00:08:41,658Dan dia berkata,"Satu blok ke selatan."17700:08:41,801 --> 00:08:44,002"Aku menelan kesombonganku17800:08:44,167 --> 00:08:47,113dan enam teguk wiski."17900:08:49,380 --> 00:08:51,128"Dan berdoa pada para Dewa18000:08:51,192 --> 00:08:54,362agar dia tak terlalu lincah."18100:08:54,367 --> 00:08:58,025"Kembali pada guanya,dia menyiapkan kami kudapan."18200:08:58,474 --> 00:09:03,445"Di bawah tapaknya yang berkuasa,papan lantai retak."18300:09:03,490 --> 00:09:05,390"Tapi saat ia kembali,18400:09:05,409 --> 00:09:08,012dia menemukan dengkuran."18500:09:08,274 --> 00:09:10,448"Dan demikianlah ia menjadi18600:09:10,465 --> 00:09:13,505Penjaga Penginapan Tanpa Seks."18700:09:13,529 --> 00:09:15,236Dan begitu pula denganmu.18800:09:15,282 --> 00:09:18,509Tunggu, menurutmu gadis itu hanyamemanfaatkanku untuk menumpang?18900:09:18,516 --> 00:09:20,964Ted, kau menyebutkan bahwakau tinggal di atas.19000:09:20,989 --> 00:09:23,807Dia melihat jaket wolyang pada dasarnya mengatakan,19100:09:23,822 --> 00:09:27,757kau tak tertarik, ataupuntampak tak mampu, berhubungan seks.19200:09:27,782 --> 00:09:30,700Dan ia berpikir,"Hey, kamar gratis."19300:09:30,700 --> 00:09:31,900Tak mungkin.19400:09:31,932 --> 00:09:34,196Aku bukan PenjagaPenginapan Tanpa Seks.19500:09:34,803 --> 00:09:37,800Gadis itu tak pernah berniattidur denganmu19600:09:37,804 --> 00:09:40,000Yang mana lucu,karena biasanya,19700:09:40,025 --> 00:09:43,122Penjaga penginapan-lah yangmemberikan penolakan.19800:09:45,223 --> 00:09:47,203Hey, guys. Berita bagus.19900:09:47,272 --> 00:09:50,271Pertama-tama, kalian bisa mengabaikansemua e-mail dan pesan yang kami kirimkan.20000:09:50,559 --> 00:09:52,400Sudah. Lanjutkan.20100:09:52,401 --> 00:09:54,061Karena kami sudah memesankan...20200:09:54,086 --> 00:09:56,305pekan pasangan untukkita semua di Vermont!20300:09:56,363 --> 00:09:58,717Tunggu, kalian serius soal itu?20400:09:58,742 --> 00:10:02,802Kami tak pernah bercanda soalpenginapan, terutama saat musim sirup.20500:10:02,811 --> 00:10:06,003Sabtu kita memetik apel,mencari benda antik, lalu...20600:10:06,028 --> 00:10:08,043melakukan uji nyali.20700:10:08,168 --> 00:10:11,703Lalu Minggu, kita bangun pukul 6:00 pagiuntuk melihat dedaunan musim gugur.20800:10:11,708 --> 00:10:15,190Sekarang, lebih baik kalian mengepak celanapanjang kalian, karena dingin sekali di atas.20900:10:16,833 --> 00:10:19,223Maaf kami sudah menghindaritelepon kalian,21000:10:19,248 --> 00:10:21,522tapi kami terlalu menghargaikalian sebagai teman...21100:10:21,547 --> 00:10:24,418untuk membohongi kalian.Kalian berhak atas kebenaran.21200:10:29,124 --> 00:10:34,509US Navy menemukan kehidupanalien yang cerdas di dasar lautan.21300:10:34,513 --> 00:10:36,308Untuk alasan yangtak bisa kujelaskan,21400:10:36,333 --> 00:10:39,195Robin dan aku terpilihuntuk memimpin ekspedisi.21500:10:40,950 --> 00:10:43,412Itu terdengar seperti alasanyang kau katakan pada gadis,21600:10:43,437 --> 00:10:45,801saat kau terlalu pengecutuntuk mencampakkan mereka.21700:10:45,872 --> 00:10:48,500Kau tahu, itu persisterdengar seperti itu.21800:10:48,510 --> 00:10:51,014Tapi jika itu benar,itu keren.21900:10:51,907 --> 00:10:53,707Ada apa?22000:10:53,742 --> 00:10:56,772Dengar, hal berpasangan ini,ini bukan kami.22100:10:56,797 --> 00:11:00,400Barney dan aku baru sajaberpasangan, biarkan kami sendiri.22200:11:00,402 --> 00:11:03,744Plus, masalah alien itu.22300:11:03,762 --> 00:11:06,171- Ayo, Marshall. Mari pergi.- Ayo.22400:11:06,196 --> 00:11:08,546- Tidak... Lily...- Kalian tahu apa?22500:11:08,586 --> 00:11:12,736Kuharap alien bawah lautitu berdarah dingin.22600:11:12,764 --> 00:11:15,189Karena setelahnya kalianakan baik-baik saja.22700:11:20,769 --> 00:11:23,488Kurasa mereka percaya.22800:11:24,848 --> 00:11:26,767Aku tak percayamereka memutuskan kita.22900:11:26,792 --> 00:11:28,842Kita sangat menyenangkan.23000:11:29,202 --> 00:11:32,052Tidak, kita tidak.Kita jelek dan jorok.23100:11:32,679 --> 00:11:35,601- Kupikir kita sudah melakukan dengan benar.- Aku tahu!23200:11:35,671 --> 00:11:37,412Aku tahu. Kita punya gouda.23300:11:37,417 --> 00:11:41,798Kita punya kisah wafel. Akubahkan mengirimi mereka foto keren.23400:11:42,670 --> 00:11:44,570Tak ada.23500:11:44,581 --> 00:11:46,431Oh, Tuhan.23600:11:46,707 --> 00:11:49,470Marshall, kita sudahmembicarakan ini lagi dan lagi.23700:11:49,495 --> 00:11:52,405Kau harus berhentimengirimkannya pada orang-orang.23800:11:52,440 --> 00:11:53,720Itu benar.23900:11:53,745 --> 00:11:56,020Marshall kecanduanmenciptakan lagu...24000:11:56,045 --> 00:11:59,217dan foto yang mendokumentasikankejadian biasa yang bervariasi.24100:11:59,289 --> 00:12:01,342Jadi selama berbulan-bulan,semua teman Marshall dan...24200:12:01,367 --> 00:12:03,909rekan profesionalmendapat email seperti ini...24300:12:03,950 --> 00:12:07,035Memesan makanan Cina hari ini24400:12:07,470 --> 00:12:10,423Sedikit sausmoo shu pork tumpah24500:12:11,470 --> 00:12:13,106Balikkan bantal duduknya24600:12:13,121 --> 00:12:16,767Sekarang semuanya beres.24700:12:19,455 --> 00:12:22,809Mengasuh kucinguntuk ibu Lily24800:12:22,828 --> 00:12:26,108Mengasuh kucinguntuk ibu Lily24900:12:26,114 --> 00:12:27,802Pasti akan menyenangkan25000:12:27,827 --> 00:12:31,917Itu akan membuat kitasemua lebih dekat.25100:12:33,981 --> 00:12:37,167Pemakaman kucing...25200:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,988Pemakaman kucing...25300:12:40,540 --> 00:12:43,835Itu adalah kecelakaan25400:12:43,938 --> 00:12:47,620Dan bukan sepenuhnya salahku25500:12:47,819 --> 00:12:50,061Pemakaman kucing...25600:12:55,574 --> 00:12:58,724Kami akanmerindukanmu, Whiskers.25700:13:02,842 --> 00:13:05,606Aku tak percayakau mengirimi mereka.25800:13:05,636 --> 00:13:07,609Mereka pikir kita gila sekarang.25900:13:07,680 --> 00:13:11,605Jika kuingat, mereka tak mencampakkankita sampai kau menyebut perjalanan ke Vermont.26000:13:11,665 --> 00:13:14,635Itu terlalu awal.Pertama, naik kapal ke kota,26100:13:14,660 --> 00:13:18,037baru perjalanan ke Vermont. Itu kesalahanpemula, dan kau lebih baik dari itu.26200:13:18,107 --> 00:13:22,049Bagaimana denganmu yang lupamemeriksa timer telur untuk tebak kata?26300:13:22,072 --> 00:13:25,722Aku hanya memberimu satu tugas,Marshall. Satu tugas.26400:13:25,764 --> 00:13:27,364Satu tugas?26500:13:27,374 --> 00:13:29,374Satu tugas?26600:13:30,754 --> 00:13:32,604Benarkah?26700:13:32,852 --> 00:13:35,022Kurasa gouda itu...26800:13:35,022 --> 00:13:38,022hanya berjalan sendirimelewati pintu...26900:13:38,726 --> 00:13:40,706memotong dirinya sendiri,27000:13:40,756 --> 00:13:44,051dan mengatur dirinya sendiridalam bentuk semi-lingkaran sempurna.27100:13:44,379 --> 00:13:46,759Bukan tiga,27200:13:46,779 --> 00:13:48,825bukan empat...27300:13:48,888 --> 00:13:50,085tapi lima...27400:13:50,093 --> 00:13:53,515biskuit keju kokohyang istimewa?27500:13:55,339 --> 00:13:58,026Kau itu biskuitkeju yang kokoh!27600:13:59,978 --> 00:14:02,553Lily dan Marshall sudahseminggu tidak ke bar.27700:14:02,578 --> 00:14:04,272Mereka sulit menerima ini.27800:14:04,297 --> 00:14:06,512Aku bisa mendengar rasabersalah ini sepanjang hari,27900:14:06,517 --> 00:14:08,670tapi bukankah kau haruskembali naik ke penginapan?28000:14:08,695 --> 00:14:10,613Siapa yang menjaga meja depan?28100:14:10,618 --> 00:14:13,742Serius, mereka teman kalian.Kalian harus minta maaf.28200:14:14,290 --> 00:14:16,530Bagaimana denganmu, Ted,28300:14:16,538 --> 00:14:19,042sebagai penjaga penginapan,apa kau melakukan hal murahan itu,28400:14:19,043 --> 00:14:22,590di mana kau hanya menggantiseprai saat ada permintaan?28500:14:23,057 --> 00:14:25,520Berapa banyak air panasyang bisa dihemat?28600:14:25,591 --> 00:14:28,800Robin, kau tahu aku benar. Mengacuhkanmasalah tak menyelesaikannya.28700:14:28,804 --> 00:14:30,571Biasanya,itu hanya memperbesarnya.28800:14:30,596 --> 00:14:32,166- Kau benar.- Terima kasih.28900:14:32,191 --> 00:14:34,829"Tanpa seks" membuatmu bijaksana.29000:14:34,829 --> 00:14:36,300Demi Tuhan!29100:14:36,302 --> 00:14:37,708Mint di atas bantal!29200:14:37,728 --> 00:14:40,510Dan jangan men-charge wi-fi.Itu tampak serakah!29300:14:43,604 --> 00:14:46,003Tapi akhirnya, bahkanBarney dan Robin harus mengakui,29400:14:46,028 --> 00:14:49,051mereka berutang pada Lilydan Marshall permintaan maaf.29500:14:49,949 --> 00:14:52,513Kami mau minta maaf.29600:14:52,595 --> 00:14:54,509Kuharap kalian menelepon dulu.29700:14:54,514 --> 00:14:58,086Aku bersumpah, dia ada di sanamakan Belgian Waffle!29800:14:59,706 --> 00:15:03,166Dia tak menikmatinya sebesaraku menikmati gouda ini!29900:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,401Dengar...Ini bukan waktu yang tepat.30000:15:07,451 --> 00:15:09,014Kami akan menelepon kalian.30100:15:09,035 --> 00:15:10,765Tunggu, kami hanya ingin...30200:15:19,403 --> 00:15:22,044- Lama tak berjumpa.- Silakan duduk.30300:15:22,134 --> 00:15:25,706Kami tak bisa.Kami ke sini bersama Py dan Shea.30400:15:25,709 --> 00:15:28,361Hanya saja... kami tak bertemukalian selama sepekan.30500:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,806Mungkin kita berenambisa nongkrong bersama.30600:15:30,811 --> 00:15:33,850Itu akan aneh.Kami semacam kencan ganda.30700:15:33,875 --> 00:15:37,714Kami tak mau membuat kalian merasaseperti orang kelima dan keenam.30800:15:37,727 --> 00:15:39,980Siapa pula orang-orang ini?30900:15:39,983 --> 00:15:41,855Mereka baru pindah dari Hawaii.31000:15:41,880 --> 00:15:44,330Py pecinta makanandan Shea, well...31100:15:45,173 --> 00:15:46,473Dia...31200:15:46,712 --> 00:15:48,362Shea... Shea itu...31300:15:53,051 --> 00:15:56,138Ngomong-ngomong, kami tak bisalama-lama. Kami cuma akan minum bir...31400:15:56,163 --> 00:15:59,603lalu mengajak para peselancar iniuntuk naik kapal keliling kota.31500:15:59,641 --> 00:16:02,107Terdengar seperti kalianmulai serius.31600:16:02,153 --> 00:16:04,513Kami tak mau mendahuluitakdir, tapi...31700:16:04,516 --> 00:16:07,014Kami pikir sepertinyamereka berdua jodoh kami.31800:16:12,919 --> 00:16:15,853- Siapa yang butuh mereka?- Bukan kita.31900:16:24,130 --> 00:16:26,728Hidup sendiri32000:16:27,565 --> 00:16:31,428Kami memikirkan temanyang kami kenal32100:16:33,490 --> 00:16:37,626Tapi saat kamimenekan telepon32200:16:39,258 --> 00:16:41,885Tak ada yang di rumah32300:16:42,926 --> 00:16:44,309Untuk dua orang.32400:16:44,314 --> 00:16:46,146Hanya kalian berdua?32500:16:48,081 --> 00:16:52,481Hanya kami sendiri32600:16:54,358 --> 00:16:56,299Tak ingin begini32700:16:56,376 --> 00:17:00,200Hanya kami sendiri32800:17:01,315 --> 00:17:03,063Lagi32900:17:04,353 --> 00:17:07,924Hanya kami sendiri...33000:17:08,686 --> 00:17:10,062Kenapa tak kita panggil saja...33100:17:10,087 --> 00:17:12,809pasangan aneh di lorong bawah?Kau tahu, dengan peliharaannya?33200:17:12,834 --> 00:17:15,204Mungkin mereka mau datangdan bermain taboo.33300:17:15,229 --> 00:17:16,732Setelah tengah malam?Tak mungkin.33400:17:16,757 --> 00:17:20,080Kita tak boleh menelepontengah malam, itu menyedihkan.33500:17:23,619 --> 00:17:25,957Barney, apa kau memakaicelana olahraga?33600:17:25,982 --> 00:17:28,508Mungkin. Tapi ini Armani.33700:17:30,135 --> 00:17:32,446Okay, guys, aku adaberita buruk untuk kalian.33800:17:32,571 --> 00:17:34,656Jadi aku akanmengatakannya saja.33900:17:34,681 --> 00:17:36,341Kalian pasangan.34000:17:36,365 --> 00:17:39,933Dan tak peduli seberapa keras kalianmelawannya, pasangan butuh pasangan lain.34100:17:39,958 --> 00:17:42,171Itulah kenapa kalianmerindukan Marshall dan Lily.34200:17:42,196 --> 00:17:44,196Dan tak bisakahkalian akui itu?34300:17:49,003 --> 00:17:51,445- Itu luar biasa, Lily!- Aku tahu!34400:17:51,743 --> 00:17:54,698Saat aku dapat tangan-kiri-kuning,aku seperti, "Apa?!"34500:17:55,637 --> 00:17:58,437- Kalian yang terbaik.- Kembali padamu!34600:18:46,339 --> 00:18:48,376Untuk tebak kata.34700:18:50,499 --> 00:18:53,690Bagaimana kami tahu kaliantakkan menyakiti kami lagi?34800:18:53,781 --> 00:18:54,842Kalian tak tahu.34900:18:55,905 --> 00:18:58,460Kalian tahu apa?Kami punya sepasang...35000:18:58,491 --> 00:19:01,606orang yang sangat baikdi atas apartemen itu...35100:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,732yang sempurna bagi kami.35200:19:03,735 --> 00:19:05,835Lalu apa yang kau lakukan,35300:19:05,856 --> 00:19:08,021berdiri di bawah hujanbersama kami?35400:19:09,136 --> 00:19:10,236Sial.35500:19:10,288 --> 00:19:13,710Kenapa ada sesuatu yang sangatmenarik tentang bad boy...35600:19:13,713 --> 00:19:15,653dan girl?35700:19:16,313 --> 00:19:18,163Kurasa kita bisamengubah mereka.35800:19:19,659 --> 00:19:22,109Kemarilah, kalian berdua.35900:19:25,715 --> 00:19:27,874Kami takkan menolakmakan gouda lagi.36000:19:29,654 --> 00:19:33,234Hanya kami sendiri...36100:19:35,701 --> 00:19:37,878Aku punya sedikit puisi untukmu.Kau mau mendengarnya?36200:19:38,114 --> 00:19:41,154- Tidak juga.- "Adalah malam sebelum malam ini,36300:19:41,196 --> 00:19:43,203aku kesepian berjam-jam.36400:19:43,250 --> 00:19:46,700Aku duduk di kedai minum,menilai perkamen dengan pena bulu."36500:19:46,703 --> 00:19:48,011Dengan pena bulu?36600:19:48,066 --> 00:19:50,480Barney. Ini adalah puisi.36700:19:51,448 --> 00:19:54,326"Anak gadis muda yang montok,memberiku seringai.36800:19:54,377 --> 00:19:59,090Pakaiannya berkata "classy",tapi matanya membisikkan "dosa".36900:19:59,204 --> 00:20:01,116Dia berkata,"Kau adalah guru?"37000:20:01,284 --> 00:20:02,743Kataku,"Ya, benar sekali".37100:20:02,911 --> 00:20:07,619"Kuharus memilikimu", dia mengerang."Aku terangsang dengan wol".37200:20:08,234 --> 00:20:11,877Dengan bersegera kami berlarimenuju kamarku.37300:20:11,877 --> 00:20:16,028Kami terjatuh di sofa,dan, bro, sudah dimulai.37400:20:16,724 --> 00:20:19,787Kulepaskan korsetnya.Hasrat kami semakin mendalam.37500:20:20,204 --> 00:20:22,413Dan demikianlah akhir kisah...37600:20:22,417 --> 00:20:26,192dari PenjagaPenginapan Tanpa Seks."37700:20:27,185 --> 00:20:28,662Tak mungkin.37800:20:28,670 --> 00:20:31,062Kau mengarangnya.37900:20:31,543 --> 00:20:33,941Apa kau akan kembalike ranjang, Professor?38000:20:38,648 --> 00:20:41,398Tuhan, aku suka jadi lajang.38100:20:42,909 --> 00:20:45,659Kau siap brunch bersamaLily dan Marshall?38200:20:46,096 --> 00:20:48,446Apa yang kulakukan?