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This is a text-based adventure game where you will click the available decisions.

The Sporadic Adventure of

Ren Rhapsody: Reptilian Rapscallion

The character and setting is based off of the “Elder Scrolls” series primarily developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks. You can find more information on their website: http://www.elderscrolls.com/

Information about Information

Ren and the SettingRen.Ren Rhapsody is an

Argonian– an anthropomorphic reptile creature. He is utterly callous, self-indulgent, uncaring, and mischievous. He as has a very random behavior, likes to think only of himself and have fun. He is skilled with two-handed weapons and bows. He lives atop a hill in a wooden shack. He has a family but he left them to adventure.

Black Marsh.The Black Marsh is a

swampy, humid, floral place. Ren and other Argonians live here. It has swamps, tall trees, hills, dark green plants and grass and is very humid.

What time is it?

Let the adventure begin.

Adventure for food first.Ren is hungry. Ren

wants to look for food. Maybe there’s some at the village nearby.

Ren likes weapons and wants more. He thinks he can check the market at the village or raid some bandit hideouts.

Ren wakes up. He gets up from his bed in his underwear, walks to the precipice of the hill he lives on, overlooks the dark green view of one of the Black Marsh’s swamps and says: “I’mma adventure.” “I’m hungry and I want more stuff.” says Ren.

Adventure for weapons first.

Light, leather armor with kitty cat face on it. This armor is light

and Ren can move faster but Ren can get stabbed to death easier.

This armor cripples Ren’s full speed but it can help him not get stabbed to death.

“Weapons are dope. I’mma go get weapons” says Ren. “But I got to go get dressed first to protect my scales.” Ren goes to his closet. Heavy, iron armor

with walrus face on it.

Light, leather armor with kitty cat face on it. This armor is light

and Ren can move faster but Ren can get stabbed to death easier.

This armor cripples Ren’s full speed but it can help him not get stabbed to death.

“Dang, son. My belly is growling. I needs foods. Foods are dope. I’mma go get Food.” says Ren. “But I got to go get dressed first to protect my scales.” Ren goes to his closet. Heavy, iron armor

with walrus face on it.

Iron sword with the sheath filled with poison and Ren’s urine.

The sword sheath is filled with urine, so when Ren it slices an enemy, his wounds will be infected. He also put his poison in there because he thought it would be funny.

Ren has two nunchucks but he also has four dynamite until need for them arises.

“I want to carry a weapon with me” Ren says. He goes to his weapons rack. Two nunchucks

made of reinforced dynamite.

Ignore the caravan and go to village. Ren might get shot in

the face, his weapons looted from his corpse, his house looted and burned down, and his body thrown down a ditch. He thinks he should be prudent and continue with his business and go shop.

Ren wants to kill some bandits ‘cause he likes to kill things with his pee-pee sword. The caravan might lead him to a base and the caravan and base might have goodies too.

“Hur, hur, I peed in this thing” says Ren. He walks out of his house. “What’s that?” he says when spotting a bandit caravan.

Follow caravan.

Rush into the bandit camp poison/pee sword a blazing. “YOLO.” “I could kill these

jack-holes by stabbing their throats, then I can loot the caravan and go back home.”

Ren follows the caravan to it’s destination. The caravan is parked outside of a cave entrance.

Try to silently kill off the bandits outside of the cave and take the loot.

Ren moves into slice a female bandit. Ren notices her booty. Ren likes booty.When Ren saw her booty, he felt the compulsive need

to yell “Daayyyuuumm.”The female bandit turns out to be a super buff bandit

with long hair. He called him a perv and stabbed Ren in both nipples

with his daggers and twisted them with brute, malicious, merciless strength.

Ren could not endure anymore nipple pain. He bled out.

Ren’s EndContinue.

The End

Ren charges in the camp yelling “NOW SHE WANT A PHOTO. YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW THOUGH.”

He slices an oblivious bandit girl’s head off. He stabs another one through the stomach. He slices one’s arm, infecting it with lizard pee.A big argonian almost six and a half feet tall approches Ren.

Ren charges him with his sword tip in front of him. Ren get’s bashed in the face with the big bandits sheild. Ren wakes up with nothing but ragged robes, inside a jail

cell.“lol u suck” says a bandit.Ren is forced to work the iron mines and push mine carts

until he dies.

Ren’s EndContinue.

Don’t mess with bandits.

The End

Ignore the caravan and go to village. Ren might get shot in

the face, his weapons looted from his corpse, his house looted and burned down, and his body thrown down a ditch. He thinks he should be prudent and continue with his business and go shop.

Ren wants to possibly blow some bandits into chunks and whack people ninja style. The caravan might lead him to a base and the caravan and base might have goodies too.

“These things are the bomb” says Ren. He walks out of his house. “What’s that?” he says when spotting a bandit caravan.

Follow caravan.

Throw one dynamite nunchuck in the fire.Ren can throw one

dynamite nunchuck in the fire, presumably kill the three near the fire and fight the other bandits in the cave with the other.

“I should also search the bandits for swords.” thinks Ren.

Ren will be unarmed and will have to rely on one of the bandits near the fire to have a weapon he can use but it’ll be fun to watch the explosion.

“This gon’ be coo’.” thinks Ren.

Ren follows the bandit caravan to its destination. The caravan parked next to a cave entrance. He observes the camp from a distance. He notices three bandits warming up over a fire and bear traps all over the camp. Throw both

dynamite nunchucks into the fire.

Ren throws the two sticks of dynamite that is the dynamite nunchucks into the fire the bandits congregated in.

The bandits, surprised, didn’t know what fell in the fire. They all leaned in to examine what was thrown in.

They got they faces blow’d up.Ren laughed triumphantly and went to peek in the

cave for other bandits. There were no bandits. There were bears. Ren got mauled to death by bears.

Ren’s EndContinue.

Ren threw all of his dynamite into the fire. The bandits lean in to examine what fell in. They blew up and the caravan got pushed by the dynamite force and blocked the cave

exit. Ren takes all the goodies from the caravan. There were health potions, food, swords,

more dynamite and lizard pee. “AAAAAAAWWEEEEEEE YIIISSS” Ren says. On the way back home, Ren steps on a bear trap. “AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!” Ren says. He hops on one foot in pain. He steps on another bear trap. “COME ONNAAAAAGEEEEEERHHHHHH!” Ren yells. Ren trips and falls down. He reaches for the health potion that rolled inside a bush. Guess what? Bear trap. “*******************************” Ren expressed. Due to the lack of bear traps set around the camp, bears came inside the general area. Bears found Ren. Ren thought the bears MIGHT let him live since he stepped on bear

traps the bears might have stepped on. Bu no. Bears are creatures that do not recognize gratitude for sacrifice. Bears ate Ren’s bloody body and drank his health potion.

Ren’s EndContinue.

Bears are over powered. Too bad they weren't grylls.

The End

Ren should watch wear he’s going. Bear traps suck and nature is scary.

The End

Punch duck in the face.

“I don’t feel like fighting on an empty stomach” Ren says. While walking to the village, Ren encounters a duck along the path.

Don’t punch duck in the face.

Ask the shop vendor about food and weapons.Ren can not be a

reptile scum and purchase things like a normal person.

Ren doesn't want to increase wealth into the Argonian economy. He can save it by stealing things.

“Yeah, take that you yellow fiend! Never liked ducks; they have weird penises.” Ren continues to the village and goes inside the general store.

Steal the food and weapons.

Ask the shop vendor about food and weapons.Ren can not be a

reptile scum and purchase things like a normal person.

Ren doesn't want to increase wealth into the Argonian economy. He can save it by stealing things.

“This duck looks alright. I’mma not physically abuse it.” Ren pets the duck, gives it one money and continues to the village and goes inside the general store.

Steal the food and weapons.

“Dang. I don’t have money” Reh says “I must’ve spent it all on those nunchucks. There’s only rocks

in my sack. How’d they get there?”

Ren must steal the equipment.

Ren checks his money pouch.

Continue.

“Dang. I don’t have money” Reh says “I must’ve spent it all on those nunchucks. There’s only rocks

in my sack. How’d they get there?”

Ren must steal the equipment.

Ren checks his money pouch.

Continue.

Steal a bow, an arrow and mutton.

Ren ask the shop keeper “What letters come after j and n?” The shop keeper sings the ABCs in his head. “K, o?” the shop keeper says. Ren whacks the shop keeper in

the face with his coin purse.

Steal a bow, an arrow and mutton.

Ren ask the shop keeper “What letters come after j and n?” The shop keeper sings the ABCs in his head. “K, o?” the shop keeper says. Ren whacks the shop keeper in

the face with his coin purse.

He encounters a village guard outside of the shop. He quickly realizes that the guard will see the inert shop keeper inside the shop and convict him of theft and assault since he was the last one out. He runs

out of the village bumping into the guard. “Ruffian” the guard says. The guard checks inside, sees the shopkeeper down, goes out of the shop “Stop that man!” the guard says. Ren runs home. He looks

outside. There are many guards outside.

Ren walks out with the stolen goods.

Continue.

He encounters a village guard outside of the shop. He quickly realizes that the guard will see the inert shop keeper inside the shop and convict him of theft and assault since he was the last one out. He runs

out of the village bumping into the guard. “Ruffian” the guard says. The guard checks inside, sees the shopkeeper down, goes out of the shop “Stop that man!” the guard says. Ren runs home. He looks

outside. There are many guards outside.

Ren walks out with the stolen goods.

Continue.

Smack talk guard with this insult: Call him a “****ing piece of

**** crud bucket, **** nig**, d*** ***hole, wallet ******* man-sucking, octopus-******* child- mole***** cannibalistic, Mountain Dew bottle filled with***.”

Call him a “Poopy-head.”

aA guard yells out to Ren. “You dumb, insufferable ruffian scum!” “Get out of there!”Smack the guard

with your talk using this insult:

Smack talk guard with this insult: Call him a “****ing piece of

**** crud bucket, **** nig**, d*** ***hole, wallet ******* man-sucking, octopus-******* child- mole***** cannibalistic, Mountain Dew bottle filled with***.”

Call him a “Poopy-head.”

A guard yells out to Ren. “You dumb, insufferable ruffian scum!” “Get out of there!”Smack the guard

with your talk using this insult:

The guard is heartbroken at your foul, colorful language. He runs back to the guard headquarters

with his eyes filled with tears.

aThe guard heard you.

Continue.

The guard is heartbroken at your foul, colorful language. He runs back to the guard headquarters

with his eyes filled with tears.

The guard heard you.

Continue.

The guard wonders why Ren said “astrid” so many times. He shoots the first arrow.

aThe guard heard you.

Continue.

The guard wonders why Ren said “astrid” so many times. He shoots the first arrow.

The guard heard you.

Continue.

Ren goes outside with hands over his head like a wussie.“I kinda like living;

I’mma turn myself in.”

“Well, I’m probs gonna die.” “I wonder if I can get a head shot with my bow.”

aRen can fight off the guards or turn himself in. Make a last stand. Ren

stipulates that this may be his last day. He wants to have fun one last time.

Ren goes outside with hands over his head like a wussie.“I kinda like living;

I’mma turn myself in.”

“Well, I’m probs gonna die.” “I wonder if I can get a head shot with my bow.”

Ren can fight off the guards or turn himself in. Make a last stand. Ren

stipulates that this may be his last day. He wants to have fun one last time.

“I wonder if they serve decent food in prison; I’m still hungry.”

Ren goes outside of his house with his mutton in his hand. “Calm your breast, ladies” Ren says.

“Sir, you are under arrest for theft and assault. What do you say in your defense?”

“Well, I say to go suck a di—”Ren’s retort is cut off by an arrow piercing his forehead.

He falls down with his hands still raised. The guards look around for the killer.

The duck leaves the scene, jumping from tree branch to tree branch with a bow around his chest

Ren’s EndContinue.

“I wonder if they serve decent food in prison; I’m still hungry.” Ren goes outside of his house with his mutton in his hand. “Calm your

breast, ladies” Ren says. “Sir, you are under arrest for theft and assault. What do you say in your

defense?” “Well, I say to go suck a di—” Ren’s retort is cut off by an arrow piercing the back of the leftmost

guard’s head. The guards look around for the killer. Another guard is shot in the head, an arrow strikes the heart of another

guard, Ren slices the stomach of one, then hits him on the head with his nunchucks.

The final guard turns around and puts his hands above his head and gets on his knees. He gets shot with an arrow penetrating his forehead.

Ren rushes into his house, on the lookout for the murderer. As Ren’s eyes glance through the trees, he notices the duck atop a tall

tree with a bow in his flipper. He waves his flipper at Ren.

Ren’s EndContinue.

Ducks are cool sometimes. Except for when they rape female ducks. Ducks do that. A lot. That’s pretty bad considering human moral standards.

The End

Beware of ducks.

The End

He lights two of his dynamite and throws them at the guards. He kills four of them.

He shoots a guard in the face with his arrow. Other guards start storming his house.

He walks out his door.

Ren’s like: “If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die slashing enemies with my pee sword and blowing them up ninja style. Ren puts on his iron armor over his light armor

and takes out both his nunchucks and sword.

Continue.

He lights two of his dynamite and throws them at the guards. He kills four of them.

He shoots a guard in the face with his arrow. Other guards start storming his house.

He walks out his door.

Ren’s like: “If I’m gonna die, I’m gonna die slashing enemies with my pee sword and blowing them up ninja style. Ren puts on his iron armor over his light armor

and takes out both his nunchucks and sword.

Continue.

Ren goes out with a urine sword in one hand and dynamite nunchucks in the other.

A guard rushes Ren with his sword. Ren quickly doges and slices his head off. Ren runs and cuts a guards chest while hitting another’s head. “It burns and

smells like asparagus!” says the guard. “Ow” says the other. They are both rendered inert.

Ren swings his nunchucks at a guard in an attack stance. The guard ducks and cuts off on of one of his legs.

Ren punches him in the stomach while standing on one leg. He wraps his nunchucks around his neck and begins choking him. The guard is asphyxiated.

Ren stands up on one leg triumphantly. He looks around. No more guards. He yells “YEAH!” while raising both hands in the air. He wonders where he will hide the bodies. He looks at a nearby swamp.

A single arrow pierces though Ren’s forehead. He falls down lifelessly.

Tracing the arrow to its origin, the duck lies atop a tree with a bow. “Quack, quack.” says the duck.

Ren’s EndContinue.

Ren goes out with his sword and nunchucks. He stares down at the five remaining guards. They are all in attack stances. Ren begins to rush at the guards when one of them gets shot in the head

with an arrow. Another arrow pierces the guards to the left. Then the guard next to that guard falls down due to an arrow. the remaining two guards looks around for the killer. Ren slices the neck of one of them. The other looks at his fallen squad and receives an arrow through the

forehead.

Ren goes inside of his house for cover. He looks out the door for the one responsible for the murders.

Ren finds the duck atop a tree with a bow. The duck waves his flippers at Ren.

Ren’s EndContinue.

Don’t hit ducks.

The End

Continue.

You got saved by a duck.

The End

Continue.

I can’t make images that are cool, so I used some. Here are the citations.

Microsoft clipart. A lot of clipart.http://static2.wikia.nocookie.net/__

cb20120905142824/elderscrolls/images/c/ca/ArmorLeatherCuirass.png

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http://www.stanford.edu/dept/CTL/cgi-bin/academicskillscoaching/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/baby-duck.jpg

Where Stole the Images from

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