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Todos sabiam que meu bando roubava bancos nos anos
60/70. Ai me deram as chaves do BC, BB, BNDES, CAIXA,
Casa da Moeda e de todas as Estatais. Queriam que eu fizesse o que??? Roubei.
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“É IMPOSSÍVEL ESCREVER
CORRUPTO SEM PT”
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Lula, cheio de cachaça, na sacada do décimo segundo andar do prédio onde mora, em São Bernardo, ouviu o povo gritando na rua. Gritou então: - Mariza, Mariza, vem ver o povo gritando meu nome: Lula, Lula, Lula.... Dona Mariza se aproxima, escuta e fala: - Você bebeu demais, seu idiota, o povo está gritando é Pula, Pula, Pula...
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Lula declarou outro dia:
"Na verdade, não sei quando sou presidente e quando sou candidato. “
O Zé Simão, na Folha de São Paulo, inteligentemente acabou com a dúvida:
"Quando ele está fazendo merda é presidente;quando está prometendo merda é candidato".
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Sexta-feira última, na cidade de Nova Jerusalém, em Pernambuco, durante a representação da Paixão de Cristo, como acontece todos os anos, com milhares de espectadores, o Centurião Romano ao perguntar para a plateia:Quem vocês condenam Jesus ou Barrabas? Quando um expectador gritou: Soltem os dois e prendam o Lula!Foi só risada! Foi dificil continuar a encenação!
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PITÁGORAS ESCREVEU:"Em qualquer triângulo retângulo, o
quadrado do comprimento da hipotenusa é igual à soma dos
quadrados dos comprimentos dos catetos."
LULÁ, DISSE:"51 dividido por dois dá meia garrafa
prá cada um"