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The Longest 4 Weeks (Page 1 of 3)

A Bible group study leader says to his group, What would you do if you knew you only had four weeks left before the great Judgment Day?

A gentleman says, I would go out into my community and minister the Gospel to those that have not yet accepted the Lord into their lives.

Very good! says the group leader.

The Longest 4 Weeks (Page 2 of 3)

One lady speaks up and says enthusiastically, I would dedicate all of my remaining time to serving God, my family, my church, and my fellow man with a greater conviction.

That's wonderful! the group leader comments.

The Longest 4 Weeks (Page 3 of 3)

One gentleman in the back finally speaks up loudly and says, I would go to my mother-in-laws house for the four weeks.

The group leader asks, Why your mother-in-laws home?

Because that will make it the longest four weeks of my life!