Niice shot!

Skills zako bado ziko! Si kama vile siasa

yako ina-reduce. Yaani hujaonekana kwa magazeti

for months!

Ngoja nitakuwa front cover hii

weekend!

Niko na kazi yako.

Watu wa kabila ile ingine wanaTuletea

shida. Wao ni trouble makers!

Wanyamazishe halafu ukujie

kaunga.

Nitajua vile nitafanya.

Ime-happen tena!

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Niice shot!

Skills zako bado ziko! Si kama vile siasa

yako ina-reduce. Yaani hujaonekana kwa magazeti

for months!

Ngoja nitakuwa front cover hii

weekend!

Niko na kazi yako.

Watu wa kabila ile ingine wanaTuletea

shida. Wao ni trouble makers!

Wanyamazishe halafu ukujie

kaunga.

Nitajua vile nitafanya.

Tuna-threaten-iwa na kabila ile ingine ya walafi! Wanataka ku-control kila

kitu huku.

Wanakosea mheshimiwa Godpapa heshima na kutaka

kumtoa kwa uongozi!

Tumekataa!! Lazima tuheshimiwe. Ni sisi majority. Au sio?

Wale watakataa kuheshimu Godpapa

watahamishwa. Au sio?

Ndiooo!

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Kwanini una-shout uongo huu wa ku-cause watu wakosane? Unajua inaweza cause riot?

Sweetness, hii ni kazi ya mheshimiwa.

Kweli wewe ni fala! Unatumiwa nao

ili waji-benefit.

Kwanza unafikiria utafaidika na nini apart from kifo au jela?

Mheshimiwa atani-sort

vipoa.

Hakujali. Wewe ni puppet yake. Kama hawa wadosi walikuwa wakitaka

ku-fight, wange-fight wenyewe.

Lakini sasa wana-enjoy weekend yao wakicheza golf na

wewe una-risk maisha yako.

We hujui. Atani-buy-ia keja poa, ananijali.

Unaamini hivo? Wewe ni fala

zaidi!

Brayo tuishie, kutakuwa na noma. Pack bags zako.

HAKI YETU!!HAKI YETU!!

Mambo yanaenda kama nilivyo panga. Kesho nitakuwa

kwa headline news! hahahahaaa!!!

wahame!

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Kwanini una-shout uongo huu wa ku-cause watu wakosane? Unajua inaweza cause riot?

Sweetness, hii ni kazi ya mheshimiwa.

Kweli wewe ni fala! Unatumiwa nao

ili waji-benefit.

Kwanza unafikiria utafaidika na nini apart from kifo au jela?

Mheshimiwa atani-sort

vipoa.

Hakujali. Wewe ni puppet yake. Kama hawa wadosi walikuwa wakitaka

ku-fight, wange-fight wenyewe.

Lakini sasa wana-enjoy weekend yao wakicheza golf na

wewe una-risk maisha yako.

We hujui. Atani-buy-ia keja poa, ananijali.

Unaamini hivo? Wewe ni fala

zaidi!

Brayo tuishie, kutakuwa na noma. Pack bags zako.

HAKI YETU!!HAKI YETU!!

Mambo yanaenda kama nilivyo panga. Kesho nitakuwa

kwa headline news! hahahahaaa!!!

wahame!

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Leo ni siku ya huzuni katika huu mtaa. sijui kwanini watu

wanafanya matendo ya kinyama na kufurahia vita!

Inanivunja roho kuona kitendo hiki.

Bahati ni kuwa mimi ni mtu wa watu na nimekuja kuwahudumia.

Nitahakikisha kuwa hiki kitendo hakitafanyika tena.

Wananchi wanastahili kuniamini kama kiongozi mwaminifu na anayejali.

fala!

Mheshimiwa, kazi imeisha. Ulini-promise ungenipa

kaunga, nimeikujia.

Eeee. Ndio, nimekumbuka.

Ndio hii.

50 bob tu? Boss, hii haiwezi nunua nyumba

boss...

Pesa ya unga, nakumbuka nikiku-

ahidi, lakini ya nyumba ni yako na ndoto zako! Jinga hii!

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Wananchi wanastahili kuniamini kama kiongozi mwaminifu na anayejali.

fala!

Mheshimiwa, kazi imeisha. Ulini-promise ungenipa

kaunga, nimeikujia.

Eeee. Ndio, nimekumbuka.

Ndio hii.

50 bob tu? Boss, hii haiwezi nunua nyumba

boss...

Pesa ya unga, nakumbuka nikiku-

ahidi, lakini ya nyumba ni yako na ndoto zako! Jinga hii!Ma-fans story ya

Chuxx ilini-strike sana na kunifanya niulize

fans wangu wanisaidie na ideas.

Asante kwa wale walihusika

kwa hii discussion. Ma-fans, ni juu yetu ku-decide tukatae kutumiwa vibaya na

leaders sababu fahali wawili wakipigana, ni

nyasi huumia. 23

We are the majority and very

influential. They use and abuse

us by using money due to

unemployment. To most youths

tunajipa and indulge in very petty

violence. My advice to ma-youths

wote, let us get involved in the

formation of youth networks and

lobby educational groups to create

awareness of the ills of corruption

na tukatae hiyo...au sio? -‘Mash ‘VJ’.

@ Mash hiyo ni true. Can’t also youth be leaders? We keep pointing fingers @ those yet sisi wenyewe are the solution. Why wouldn’t a youth vie for any post in the government? Lets be the change we want. The youths being the majority will bring the change. - Dee Akoth Otieno.

I think we should get out of our cocoons, why do we give our leaders the chance to destroy us? Why do we allow them to misuse our capabilities? - Ru Supuu Jamal.

Hey DJ B, sisi kama ma-youths lazima tusidanganywe

na hao viongozi wakatili and round-i hii tutawa-

show the right direction by kukataa kulipwa tena ili

tupigane. Uko juu tu sana keep it up bro! - David Jones.

Manze! Naeza advice huyo youth a-keep it cool... Asijaribu vengeance. Violence is never the solution...Pia he should learn from mistakes na akuwe smart next time.- Simon Wambui Irungu.

DJ B mi na-think huyo msee anafaa kujulisha wasee ili wasikuwe victims tena, a-show ma youths wasikubali kutumiwa na politicians!

We insist on campaign through

development not verbally. The

winner with much development

gets the votes. - Lewis Karah.