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Hat can also be usedHat can also be usedTo hide small animalsTo hide small animals

How cool is THAT??How cool is THAT??

Hats in HistoryHats in History

Hats have played a vital role in many Hats have played a vital role in many victories throughout history. victories throughout history.

Fighting Wars Fighting Wars Fighting CrimeFighting Crime

A brief history lesson in the A brief history lesson in the mechanics of hat technology used mechanics of hat technology used

in successful war strategies…..in successful war strategies…..

The Fight at Santo PocoThe Fight at Santo Poco

Long ago, in the dusty little village of Long ago, in the dusty little village of Santo Poco, there was a villainous terrorist Santo Poco, there was a villainous terrorist

named El Guapo. El Guapo and his named El Guapo. El Guapo and his Banditos would regularly terrorize the Banditos would regularly terrorize the

village and take advantage of the young village and take advantage of the young women. In addition to this, they would not women. In addition to this, they would not support the local economy by shopping in support the local economy by shopping in

the Santo Poco Cantina.the Santo Poco Cantina.

Help Arrives in Santo PocoHelp Arrives in Santo Poco

Three brave freedom fighters arrived, and Three brave freedom fighters arrived, and through a bit of ignorance, found through a bit of ignorance, found

themselves in harms way, and expected to themselves in harms way, and expected to be the saviors of Santo Poco.be the saviors of Santo Poco.

OUTNUMBERED!OUTNUMBERED!Realizing they would quickly have their Realizing they would quickly have their

asses handed to them, a plan was hatched asses handed to them, a plan was hatched to thwart certain defeat using trickery (this to thwart certain defeat using trickery (this

was also the birth of PSYOP).was also the birth of PSYOP).

Lucky, Dusty & Ned had the villagers “sew Lucky, Dusty & Ned had the villagers “sew like the wind” and outfitted the entire like the wind” and outfitted the entire population of Santo Poco with attire just population of Santo Poco with attire just like theirs. like theirs.

When El Guapo and his banditos showed When El Guapo and his banditos showed up, they were fooled into thinking there up, they were fooled into thinking there were far more than just 3 of those crafty were far more than just 3 of those crafty Amigos, and in their confused state of Amigos, and in their confused state of mind, they were defeated (ran away mind, they were defeated (ran away scared).scared).

Pentagon Studies Lessons Learned Pentagon Studies Lessons Learned for Future Strategyfor Future Strategy

In search of ways to give the U.S. a In search of ways to give the U.S. a tactical edge on the rest of the world, our tactical edge on the rest of the world, our

top dogs racked their brains to find an top dogs racked their brains to find an answer.answer.

It was the Chief of Staff of the Army It was the Chief of Staff of the Army who came forward with a plan that who came forward with a plan that would make the difference.would make the difference.

You can always count on the

Army for solutions!!

Method to the MadnessMethod to the Madness It was determined that the battle-proven “Three It was determined that the battle-proven “Three

Amigo Strategy” could be replicated to trick all Amigo Strategy” could be replicated to trick all opponents that there were “A whole lot more of opponents that there were “A whole lot more of some bad-ass characters” to reckon with than some bad-ass characters” to reckon with than there really were. The plan was set in motion to there really were. The plan was set in motion to give the appearance that there were a few give the appearance that there were a few hundred thousand U.S. Army Rangers behind hundred thousand U.S. Army Rangers behind that hill. This would surely instill fear in the that hill. This would surely instill fear in the hearts of any moron who dared go up against hearts of any moron who dared go up against the U.S. the U.S.

Thus was born “Black Beret Technology”Thus was born “Black Beret Technology”

This also boosted sales for the This also boosted sales for the Shinseki Beret Company!!Shinseki Beret Company!!

Identity Through HatsIdentity Through Hats It is a proven fact that careful hat It is a proven fact that careful hat

selection is paramount in establishing an selection is paramount in establishing an identity. In the following slide, we identity. In the following slide, we challenge you to quickly identify by challenge you to quickly identify by headgear. Please pay attention. This headgear. Please pay attention. This

material is testable.material is testable.

Who are they??Who are they??

Campaign Hats Are Not MeanCampaign Hats Are Not Mean Campaign hats are known to project authority, but in Campaign hats are known to project authority, but in

some cases, maybe a little too much authority.. The some cases, maybe a little too much authority.. The Marines became well known for “Hat Abuse”.Marines became well known for “Hat Abuse”.

Good Guys Wear Campaign HatsGood Guys Wear Campaign Hats

Wrong Hats or No Hats Leads To Wrong Hats or No Hats Leads To FAILUREFAILURE

As you can see here, an operation set in As you can see here, an operation set in motion without hats is bound to fail!motion without hats is bound to fail!

EncouragementEncouragement

Wear the Damned Campaign Hats!!!Wear the Damned Campaign Hats!!!

See – It’s Not So BadSee – It’s Not So Bad

Questions?Questions?

This concludes the presentation. Hopefully This concludes the presentation. Hopefully you have learned how vital proper hat you have learned how vital proper hat

selection is in maintaining peace and order selection is in maintaining peace and order in a world full of madness. in a world full of madness.