《flow-er》2012Ⅲ 怪诞志

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这不是一支

烟斗

PIPE

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玛格列特《这不是一支烟斗》

FLOW-ER奇闻海泡⽯( Meerschaum )是⼀种纤维状的⽯头，⼀般呈现为不透明的⽩⾊，

灰⾊或乳⽩⾊，主要成分是⽔硅酸镁，特性是⾮常柔软细腻，多孔。它有极强的吸附、脱⾊和分散等性能。主要产地是⼟⽿其，江⻄乐平、湖南浏阳等地也有产出。

The Meerschaum The Meerschaum The Meerschaum The Meerschaum PipePipePipePipe

Admittedly pipe smoking has long since passed its peak of popularity. The days of gentlemen sitting in their book-lined studies puffing at a fine pipe whilst sipping at a tumbler of brandy are long gone, thrown out with the servants, the wife-ruling, the mistresses, and the dishwater. With them so too has passed the glory days of the pipe carver. Sure there are stragglers, both smokers and carvers, but I’d wager that today most pipe smoking is done sans tobacco and I think anyone who has ducked into a head shop, out of need or curiosity, can attest to the fact that pipe craft now strives to fulfill a different set of demands, and adheres to a very different “aesthetic.” So, digging now into the “dying arts” file, I bring you some images and some history of the once great meerschaum pipe.

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"Meerschaum has been called Venus of the Sea, White Goddess, sepiolite, sea-foam or froth, the Aristocrat of smoking substances! It has been identified as hydrous magnesium silicate, an opaque white-gray or cream colored mineral of the soapstone family. It has been written as H4Mg;Si30 ,o, 3S .O^MgO^H^O, 2MgO, S,0;-14H20 and even Mg4(H;0)3(OH),SitO,5-3H;0! Whatever its composition, meerschaum is not the bone of the sepia or cuttle fish, the residue or fusion of decomposed sea shells, petrified sea foam or a clay composition. It is a mineral! Mined 30 to 450 feet below the surface of the earth, the magnesium content provides strength while the hydrogen and oxygen contribute to its porosity. It is, in the words of one, “. . . soft and light as a fleeting dream, creamy, delicate and sweet as the complexion of young maidenhood. ” -Benjamin Rapaport, A Complete Guide to Collecting Antique Pipes. 1979.

“Meerschaum is a German word meaning ‘sea foam’— it derived its name because it often was seen floating on the Black Sea. The German term probably has been used because German-speaking people controlled the meerschaum-pipe industry until World War II. Also, most of the craftsmen who began making meerschaum pipes in the United States came from either Germany or Austria.

Meerschaum is a very soft, porous, hydrous silicate of magnesia that is found in pockets within clay or serpentine deposits. Its origin is unknown, but it is believed to have been formed from the metamorphic shells and bones of tiny prehistoric sea creatures. Its geological name, assigned in the mid-nineteenth century by a German mineralogist, is sepiolite, from the Greek “Sepio,” or cuttlefish bone, which it resembles.” -Carl Ehwa, Jr. The Book of Pipes & Tobacco. 1974.

“The discovery and initial use of meerschaum as a substance for making pipes is shrouded in much mystery and myth. Even the origin of the word is obscure but the most generally accepted account is that a certain Hungarian nobleman, Count Andrassy, on an official mission to Turkey in 1723, received a lump of meerschaum from the Sultan. Returning to Pesth, on the east bank of the Danube, he gave it to a cobbler who, when not making or mending shoes, made wood pipes; the Count was one of his patrons. Another tale relates that when John Sobieski, King of Poland, rescued the beleaguered city of Vienna from invading Turks, he had seen many Turkish articles, including pipes; the articles were made of luletaschi, a white mineral called pipestone believed to have been meerschaum. And, there is yet a third story which meerschaum pipes were being made by a French artist, Louis Pierre Puget, student of the Italian sculptor Berini, who carved the first meerschaum in 1652.

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Most of the images above are from the two books quoted, A Complete Guide to Collecting Antique Pipes and The Book of Pipes & Tobacco. A few were found online.

Hope you enjoyed.

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双重之谜5cm/s5cm/s5cm/s5cm/s

拿烟斗的绅士不是福尔摩斯

而是戴礼帽的小撮胡啜吸欢乐但求不麻木

手中杖尾的弯头没有孔道无声中吞吐

这不是一只烟斗这是一种风度

叼烟斗的领袖又何止丘吉尔

还有嵌金星的厚军服燃抽横贯欧罗巴之幕

身后旗角的镰刀只差下方连笔作基础

这不是一只烟斗这是一条道路

5cm s

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RenE Magritte

玛格列特画作鉴赏

RenE Magritte

第几次打错了

这是注定还是巧合

谁是玛格烈特

她知道你的着急

一定很快乐

Gonconda, 1953

Dangerous Liason

Meditation,1936

Not to Be Reproduced, 1937

The Giantess, 1929-1930

Women,1952

The Lovers,1928

Attempting the Impossible, 1928

Without Title,1926

Hegel's Holiday,1958

Collective Invention

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He-Gassen

Japanese Fart Scrolls

He-Gassen

He-

Gassen 的

日本画作

主要表现的是人们相互放屁的情景

据说

He-

Gassen 的

本意也就是

﹃放屁の战﹄

He-Gassen

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ander Olsen

Tree, Line

ander Olsen

烟身与过滤嘴的界限

ander Olsen

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“文森特和马沙的妻子”“金表”

“邦妮的处境”

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Pulp Fiction

低俗小说

Pulp Fiction

Pulp FictionThe path of the righteous man is beset on The path of the righteous man is beset on The path of the righteous man is beset on The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the tyranny of all sides by the inequities of the tyranny of all sides by the inequities of the tyranny of all sides by the inequities of the tyranny of evil man. evil man. evil man. evil man. blessed is he who, in the name of charity and blessed is he who, in the name of charity and blessed is he who, in the name of charity and blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the good will, shepherds the weak through the good will, shepherds the weak through the good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, valley of darkness, valley of darkness, valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the for he is truly his brother's keeper and the for he is truly his brother's keeper and the for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. finder of lost children. finder of lost children. finder of lost children. And i will strike down upon thee with great And i will strike down upon thee with great And i will strike down upon thee with great And i will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who vengeance and furious anger those who vengeance and furious anger those who vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the lord when i And you will know my name is the lord when i And you will know my name is the lord when i And you will know my name is the lord when i

lay my vengeance upon thee.lay my vengeance upon thee.lay my vengeance upon thee.lay my vengeance upon thee.

Pulp Fiction

Pulp Fiction邪恶的敌人以他们的暴虐和专制让邪恶的敌人以他们的暴虐和专制让邪恶的敌人以他们的暴虐和专制让邪恶的敌人以他们的暴虐和专制让正义的人们感到四面楚歌。正义的人们感到四面楚歌。正义的人们感到四面楚歌。正义的人们感到四面楚歌。然而那些以博爱和善良的名义，然而那些以博爱和善良的名义，然而那些以博爱和善良的名义，然而那些以博爱和善良的名义，引领弱小者穿越黑暗峡谷的勇士，引领弱小者穿越黑暗峡谷的勇士，引领弱小者穿越黑暗峡谷的勇士，引领弱小者穿越黑暗峡谷的勇士，必将得到神的护佑，必将得到神的护佑，必将得到神的护佑，必将得到神的护佑，因为他是他的同胞的真正的守护者因为他是他的同胞的真正的守护者因为他是他的同胞的真正的守护者因为他是他的同胞的真正的守护者和迷失孩童的挽救者。和迷失孩童的挽救者。和迷失孩童的挽救者。和迷失孩童的挽救者。

我将满怀仇恨和无比的愤怒，我将满怀仇恨和无比的愤怒，我将满怀仇恨和无比的愤怒，我将满怀仇恨和无比的愤怒，灭掉任何企图毒害和屠杀我的同胞灭掉任何企图毒害和屠杀我的同胞灭掉任何企图毒害和屠杀我的同胞灭掉任何企图毒害和屠杀我的同胞的敌人。的敌人。的敌人。的敌人。

当我将复仇之火射向你的那一刻，当我将复仇之火射向你的那一刻，当我将复仇之火射向你的那一刻，当我将复仇之火射向你的那一刻，你会知道我的名字叫做耶和华。你会知道我的名字叫做耶和华。你会知道我的名字叫做耶和华。你会知道我的名字叫做耶和华。

Pulp Fiction

Pulp Fiction

It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them wellIt was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them wellIt was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them wellIt was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them wellYou could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselleYou could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselleYou could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselleYou could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselleAnd now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck saleThey furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck saleThey furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck saleThey furnished off an apartment with a two room Roebuck saleThe coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale,The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale,The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale,The coolerator was crammed with TV dinners and ginger ale,But when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out wellBut when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out wellBut when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out wellBut when Pierre found work, the little money comin' worked out well"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

you never can tellyou never can tellyou never can tellyou never can tell

Pulp FictionThey had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blastThey had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blastThey had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blastThey had a hi-fi phono, boy, did they let it blastSeven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazzSeven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazzSeven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazzSeven hundred little records, all rock, rhythm and jazzBut when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fellBut when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fellBut when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fellBut when the sun went down, the rapid tempo of the music fell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

They bought a souped-up jitney, 'twas a cherry red '53,They bought a souped-up jitney, 'twas a cherry red '53,They bought a souped-up jitney, 'twas a cherry red '53,They bought a souped-up jitney, 'twas a cherry red '53,They drove it down to Orleans to celebrate the anniversaryThey drove it down to Orleans to celebrate the anniversaryThey drove it down to Orleans to celebrate the anniversaryThey drove it down to Orleans to celebrate the anniversaryIt was there that Pierre was married to the lovely mademoiselleIt was there that Pierre was married to the lovely mademoiselleIt was there that Pierre was married to the lovely mademoiselleIt was there that Pierre was married to the lovely mademoiselle"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

It had a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them wellIt had a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them wellIt had a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them wellIt had a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them wellYou could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselleYou could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselleYou could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselleYou could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselleAnd now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell,"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell"C'est la vie", say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell

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