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Angry Vic“Don’t Be Afraid – Vic’s Not Really Angry!”

by Krista Doran What do you get when you take a little 80’s hair band music, add some Classic Rock, a dash of Top 40 and shake it all up with some crazy costuming and props? You get the band Angry Vic, of course! I have known these guys for a long �� met bass player, Kirk Swenson at a local bar. I thought to myself, “I keep seeing that guy everywhere, who the hell I he?” So I walked up to him and asked him and he handed me a business card (which I still have!) and told me all about his band. That was 7 years ago and I have been friends and fans of these guys ever since. I like them because they are fun and they don’t take themselves so seriously. I also like the music they play. I spoke to my good Bud and their lead singer, Bobby Davidson about what AV has been up to lately. Angry Vic has always been a band to draw a big crowd in the Levittown area, and now they are trying to branch out and play further into Philly and NJ. Un-fortunately, some places have the wrong idea about this band. They are NOT a Heavy Metal band, as you may think. When they say they play 80’s Metal, you have to realize that back in the 80’s, some people would consider bands like Motley Crue, Poison and Ratt to be “Metal” when nowadays, not so much. Others would call it “Hair Band Music,” when it really is just good old Rock and Roll from a �� music! It brings me back to a time in my life when I had many less responsibilities and lived a much more carefree lifestyle! The 80’s were my “good ol’ days” and if that makes me sound old, then Oh Well! I had a lot more fun than most, I am sure! Angry Vic brings those memories back to many of us and trust me, there are LOTS

of us out there! As I spoke to Bobby, he explained to me, “We like to take our shows to a differ-ent level of entertainment. Sure we play the songs well, but we also like to entertain the crowd by bringing a kind of “arena show” to them. We play what people want to hear and help them have fun with our crazy costumes and props. We want it to be different from what they would see any where else.” The guys in Angry Vic are always working hard to make their shows events, too. In fact, one of the things they are known for is their annual Valentine’s Day party. Its just one big pajama party with the whole town! Something really big that is coming up for AV is Teddy Dugan’s Halloweenfest, which will be taking place on October 29 at The Fraternal Order of the Eagles 2489, in Fairless Hills, PA. This is a big production show with several bands throughout the night, a $500 prize for best costume and lots of “ghoulish” fun! It’s right up Angry Vic’s alley, because they like to be theatrical onstage and comical at the same time! Angry Vic is always doing some sort of charity event, too. Every year, they play at The Gilda Run, which helps raise aware-ness about Ovarian Cancer, as well as The Delaware Valley Flag Memorial. Since their start 8 years ago this November, the band has gone through many changes and one most important that everyone should know is that they have changed their repertoire quite a bit. They still do

the heaver Rock covers, but are more focused on being more of a party band. They will play some Metallica, but will also play some Journey, John Mellencamp and ��"#��%� �explained to me that they are even start-ing to play some 80’s themed weddings for those that are interested. “We just want to be the best party band around and put more focus on entertaining the crowd.” All in all, Angry Vic is a fun, not-so-seri-ous group of guys that just want to be the best they can be, while showing everyone a really good time! You can check out their website at www.angryvic.com to see their full schedule, learn more about the band and also book them for your next party or event. Angry Vic is: Bobby David-son – Lead Vocals; Kirk Swenson – Bass; Chris Sweeney – Drums; John Strazzeri – Guitar and Jeremy Stockton – Guitar.


Bob Kelly, WPI ReleaseNew Christmas Song and More

JIMMIE LEE, THE JERSEY OUTLAW“HITS THE RIVER RUNNING” WITH NEW

HOT SINGLE FOR THE POKER WORLD!

Three local musicians have teamed up to release a brand new Christmas Song. After the attacks on 911, Warminster area musician-pub-lishing guru and song-writer Bob Kelly penned a simple yet powerful new Christmas standard called “Christmas Tree.” It’s an intense message of peace and love and needed the right produc-tion to bring it together.That’s where the magic of Jameson Van Horn came in. Also from the Warminster area, Jameson has the classical training and quick musical thinking necessary to pull such a paired-down ballad into it’s righ-teous place of dramatics. And completing the trifecta is Levittown’s own singer-songwriter, Loretta Allen. A singer of true conviction that brought her own Christmas memories and spiritual ideals to the table in her haunting vocals and passionate delivery of the song. Christmas Tree will be released Novem-ber 1st on CD-Baby.com.But if Christmas music isn’t exactly your thing, stay tuned because these three enjoyed recording this song together so much that they immediately re-corded a second song that will be released to major radio and internet soon called, “Please Don’t Go.” A

love-lost ballad with classical piano rolling over heart-wrenching vocals.Bob Kelly and his WPI team have certainly put together a power trio who are well on their way to being a force to be reckoned with in original song production in Bucks County.

The Jersey Outlaw-Jimmie Lee, explodes into the poker world armed with his latest single, “HIT THE RIV-ER RUNNING” that perfectly captures the emotions poker play-ers feel as they sweat out that crucial card that can seal their fate!! The new single has been co written by HotAussieChick and Poker Guru, Danielle Adams Ben-ham, and promises to take the poker world by storm! The songs driving rock beat with Jimmies killer vocals , is sure to make this a top single for the poker world! Jimmie Lee has already received critical acclaim for his ��&�ALL IN, and now he has the second poker tune ready to hit the streets! This single is the “talk of the town” in major poker maga-zines, including Card Player, Poker Pro, Ante Up and more, and also be heard on Poker Radio including OnTiltRadio, Short Stacked Radio and more. Rumor has it that the new tune may ��'��"��Poker this November in Las Vegas!! The Outlaw has just signed big deals with LIPS (Ladies Invitational Poker), HokesHouse, and Poker Euphoria, and will be making big appearances at Celebrity Poker Tournaments throughout the year. These events feature

Jimmie and The Bandito Girls , with live shows, and are always a big hit with the poker players. So, keep your eyes wide open for The Jersey Outlaw as he will be the featured artist at these events. The new song can be checked out at CDBaby, I-Tunes, select stores, YOUTUBE, and www.jim-mieleesongs.com. So, if you are looking for the right song to pump through your headset as you push your chips all in, this latest single from Jimmie Lee might be just want your MP3 player needs!


at Pinsetter Bar & Bowl’s 3rd Annual Crab A Paloozaphotos by Mike Vagnoni :: Here are some photos from the Annual Crab A Palooza held on Sept 17th at Pinsetter Bar & Bowl in Pennsauken NJ...what a great day it was and shouts out to all the staff for making sure everyone had a great time, Seafood like: Crabs, Shrimp,Clams along with a big BBQ and of course some great drinks, along with live entertainment made this one special day for sure ...Coming up the annual Car show ( For more details check out the ad in this issue.) When

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TAYLOR BRIGHT GOES ‘PSYCHO’

‘Pop Artist with Purpose’ Sheds Youthful Innocence to Return to International Music Spotlight with High Energy Self-Empow-erment Message on Driving 1st Single and State-of-the-Art Music VideoPHILADELPHIA – TAYLOR BRIGHT is launching her return to the interna-tional music spotlight with an uplifting ��"��+��+��+��<��video which combine to deliver a high-energy message of self-empower-ment to her fellow teens. The 18-year-old Philadelphia pop artist, who was introduced with a splash last year on the Billboard dance charts and in the British press and has been capturing the atten-tion of major labels and television producers, announces the release of PSYCHO, a song with indelible hooks and irresistible beats whose music video epitomizes her evolution as an exciting new pop artist with purpose. PSYCHO, the leadoff track from Taylor’s upcoming EP, Mixtape Love, was penned by RoboPop (Gym Class

Heroes, Maroon 5, Neon Hitch, Cash Cash), the songwriting-production team which also produced all six cuts on the EP, many of which were co-written by Taylor. The PSYCHO music video, directed by Caesar Augustus of Augustus Films (Asher Roth, Busta Rhymes, Lil’ Wayne), and produced by Mathew Hayden of Cinipix LLC, makes its world premiere today on YouTube. “We saw something very special in Taylor,” says Augustus. “She’s a very talented artist, and after hearing the track, we immediately knew this would be a great project to be a part of. We built a great team around her and she was great to work with. Not only can she sing, but she’s a great performer, too. It will be exciting to see how far she goes from here, and to know that we’re a part of it.”��=��XZ[\��"��"��West Chester University campus, reveals a darker edge as it follows Tay-lor being followed by a male student who quickly evolves from prospective

romantic interest to stalker. Stalking is an issue which Taylor feels is too often hidden, and which teens and

young women, especially, should not take for granted.��]��"�� ^��^��had this problem, and you can hear them talking about it all over the Internet through various social net-works,” says Taylor, who starts college as a freshman this fall. “Lots of girls have these guys chasing them and they don’t have any way of warding them off. Even though they drop clues, the guys keep chasing them. “Stalking is really another way of bullying, and that’s so relevant to what we hear more about in the media, especially cyber-bullying. That, com-bined with the energy in the song, it’s a great message to get out to both guys and girls. There are psychos out there and you need to be careful. You are not alone in this situation.”��XZ[\��_��"-erable maturity Taylor’s music has taken in the two years since her youthful pop-rock debut, “Striped Socks,” with its sweeter, more inno-cent sound, made an impact on teens and the Billboard dance charts. With her online fan base exploding as she begins her college career this week, Taylor is re-introducing herself as a complete artist with a much edgier approach in her songwriting and a freshness and energy which clearly know no bounds. ”I’ve been working hard and wait-ing so long to release new music and unveil my new sound,” she says. “The video shows a whole new side of me and an entirely new look. I was 14 when I wrote ‘Striped Socks.’ And when you’re a teenager, the growth that happens over four years is enor-mous. For me, it’s been life-changing.” TAYLOR BRIGHT ON THE WEB: ^^ �̂�� `�^^ �̂��-��{=� ��%��`�^^ �̂�^��{=��=� ��%��`�^^ �̂ �<�<��{=� ��%��\��

TAYLOR BRIGHTAlthough Taylor Bright is only 18, the Philadelphia native has come a long way as both a singer and a songwriter. Bright was 15 when she acquired an enthusiastic online following. With a youthful style of pop-rock; her song “Striped Socks” was a hit in the teen market and made its presence felt on Billboard’s dance charts. But artists grow and evolve, and Bright’s music has matured considerably since then; today, she favors a much edgier approach to her song writing. Bright, having left behind the pop-rock of her past, characterizes her present direction as “pop with an urban edge and familiar dance undertone.” That "��_��"��<��lead single “Psycho” off of Bright’s forthcoming EP execu-tive produced by ROBOPOP (Gym Class Heroes, Maroon 5, Neon Hitch, Cash Cash) and Matt Graham (BRND MGMT). ROBOPOP is a New York City-based songwrit-ing/production team that has come on to carefully craft Bright’s new sound. Dano, one half of ROBOPOP says, “Taylor’s EP is clear departure from her previous work, showing the growth and maturity from this young 17 year old. It’s been exciting to work with someone that has the kind of energy and star power Taylor does”.Taylor remarks, “In the past, I had a sweeter sound. I was younger; so I wrote younger music. ‘Psycho’ and the �� ^�|��"�� <��<�"}�‘Psycho’ is a lot edgier and has a far more driving tempo than my previous music.”Bright is no stranger to writing music and performing, she has been acting since the age of ten and song writing since she was only 12. The Philadelphia native has a long

list of theatrical credits, ranging from a national tour as part of a 30th anniversary production of “Annie” (Bright appears on the 2008 cast recording) to local Philadelphia productions of “Annie Warbucks,” “13: the Musical” and Rodgers & Hammerstein’s “Carousel.” Bright, who ��"�� "��studio recording when she was 14 – and as a high school student, Bright made a name for herself as a recording artist with original songs that included the laid-back “La La La Love” and the up-tempo pop-rock hit “Striped Socks.” It was Bright’s own songs that put her on the map as a recording artist. Bright did a considerable amount of touring during that period, performing all over the United States as well as in Great Britain.But although Bright is proud of what she accomplished in the past, she is determined to keep forging ahead musically with the help of people like ROBOPOP. While �~��_��^��|��Bright says: “One of the things I’ve learned is patience. You need a lot of patience to push yourself to your limits and see how far you can actually go with your music. Observing ROBOPOP and understanding how they work in their environment has helped me to become more comfortable in a studio setting.”Bright has also seen accomplishments in her academic pursuits. She will be graduating from high school in the spring of 2011 and will attend an Ivy League University in the fall. Taylor is a member of the Actors Equity Associa-tion, The American Federation of Television and Radio Artists, Screen Actors Guild and The American Society of Songwriters, Composers and Publishers.

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Borgata Event Center - Atlantic City, NJ:Oct 1, 8pm: Lynyrd Skynyrd. $65.50, 55.50 (new date; all tix honored)Oct 7, 9pm: Adele with Michael Kiwanuka. SOLD OUT!Oct 22, 8pm: Joe Walsh & B.B. King with JD & The Straight Shot. $125, 75, 65Oct 29, 8pm: An Evening with Duran Duran. $75, 65Nov 5, 8pm: Jerry Seinfeld. $155, 135, 95�� 65, 55Nov 26, 8pm: Bill O’Reilly & Dennis Miller – Boulder and Fresher Tour 2011. $500, 150, 125, 95Dec 10, 8pm: Hall & Oates. $85, 65, 55The Music Box at Borgata - Atlan-tic City, NJ:Sep 30, 9pm: Roger Hodgson of Supertramp. $65, 55Oct 1, 9pm: Bruce Hornsby & the Noisemakers. $39.50, 35Oct 7, 9pm: Whoopi Goldberg. $75, 65Oct 8, 8pm: FX’s The League Live ft. Nick Kroll, Jon Lajoie, Paul Scheer and Stephen Rannazzisi. $29.50Oct 14, 9pm: The Beach Boys. $55Oct 15, 9pm: Stephen Stills with Josh Hisle. $49.50, 45Oct 21, 9pm: Brad Garrett. $55, 45Oct 22, 9pm: David Alan Grier. $32.50, 29.50Nov 4, 9pm: Steven Wright. $35Nov 5, 9pm: Rita Rudner. $45, 35Nov 11, 9pm: The Temptations. $45, 39.50Nov 12, 8pm: Jim Breuer. $35, 29.50Nov 18, 9pm: Craig Robinson. $25Nov 25 & 26, 9pm: Chris Cornell. $51.50Dec 2, 8pm: Bill Burr. $35Dec 3, 9pm: James Blunt. $65, 55Jan 13 & 14, 9pm; Jan 15, 8pm: Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. $65, 55 (Rescheduled dates)Susquehanna Bank Center- Camden, NJ:Nov 26, 8pm: Guns N’ Roses. $95, 75, 49.50Theater of the Living Arts: (all times listed for TLA are door times)Sep 28, 7pm: Stephen Malkmus and The Jicks with Holy Sons. $20, 23*, 15 (4-pack indiv)Sep 29, 7pm: Double V Bookings Presents All Crazy w/ special guests Viv & The Revival, The Better Half and Bong Hits For Jesus. $10, 13*Sep 30, 8pm: They Might Be Giants with Jonathan Coulton. $27, 29*, 20.25 (4-pack indiv) (14+)Oct 1, 8pm: 95.7 BEN-FM Presents The Bangles with Antigone Rising. $22, 25*, 16.50 (4-pack indiv)Oct 6, 8pm: Beats Antique with Filas-tine. $15, 18*, 11.25 (4-pack indiv)Oct 7, 7pm: Robert Randolph & the Family Band with Tauk. $25, 28*, 18.75 (4-pack indiv)Oct 8, 8pm: Uh Huh Her with Fences and Steph Hayes and the Good Problems. $16, 18*Oct 9, 7pm: Ladytron with VHS or Beta. $18, 21*, 14 (4-pack indiv)Oct 10, 7pm: Wale ‘Ambition Tour’. $20, 23*, 35 (VIP)Oct 11, 7pm: Boyce Avenue with Green River Ordinance and Deleasa. $18, 20*, 25 (VIP), 13.50 (4-pack indiv)Oct 13, 7pm: PEX/Playloop Presents

Trentemöller. $20, 25*, 15 (4-pack indiv)Oct 14, 6pm: Alesana with A Skylit Drive, Attila, Memphis May Fire, Sleeping With Sirens and Serianna. $16, 18*, 12 (4-pack indiv)Oct 15, 7pm: 3 Guitar Heroes featuring Michael Schenker, Uli

Jon Roth and Leslie West. Cancelled.Oct 17, 5:30pm: The Noise Tour ft. Mayday Parade Powered By Journeys with We Are The In Crowd, You Me At Six, There For Tomorrow and The Make. $18.50, 21*, 13.88 (4-pack indiv)Oct 18 & 19, 7pm: NOFX & Anti-Flag with Old Man Markley. $25, 28*Oct 20, 7pm: Hanson with Charlie Mars. $30, 35*Oct 21, 7pm: Lights with Ambassa-dors. $15, 18*Oct 22, 8pm: Yonder Mountain String Band. $22.50, 25*Oct 23, 7pm: Portugal. The Man with Alberta Cross. $16, 19*, 12 (4-pack indiv)Oct 24, 7pm: Radio 104.5 Presents The Naked and Famous with Chain Gang of 1974 and White Arrows. $16, 19*Oct 26, 8pm: Dub Nation Philly Volume 8 ft. MT EDEN & TC with Down Jones – Presented by Steez Promo and Global Warming Promo, also performances from Dubstef & %[%��"� ��"��<��21*Oct 27, 7pm: XPM Welcomes Dawes and Blitzen Trapper with special guest The Belle Brigade. $20, 23*Oct 29, 8pm: Mat Kearney with Leagues. $20, 23*Oct 31, 7pm: Phrequency.com Pres-ents Battles with Nisennenmondai, Wigwams and Strawberry Mansion DJs. $15, 18*Nov 1, 7pm: Grey Goose Rising Icons presents Marsha Ambrosius. $31.50, 35*, 49.50 (VIP)Nov 3, 6pm: Yellowcard with Every Avenue and Go Radio. $22, 24*Nov 4, 7pm: Frank Turner with An-drew Jackson Jihad and Into It Over It. $15, 18*Nov 5, 8pm: The Royal Family Ball featuring Soulive and Lettuce. $20, 23*, 15 (4-pack indiv)Nov 6, 7pm: Noah and the Whale. $20, 23*, 15 (4-pack indiv)Nov 9, 8pm: AOE Presents MiMOSA with The M Machine. $12, 15*, 9 (4-pack indiv)Nov 11, 7pm: 11:11:11 with IKE and special guests Stargazer Lily, The Shakers, Zelazowa, John & Brittany and Placid Admiral (ft. Leavy, Fash & Obs of Jealousy Curve). $11Nov 12, 7pm: Fitz and the Tantrums with Walk the Moon. $25Nov 16, 7pm: Mike Doughty and His Band Fantastic with Moon Hooch. $20, 23*, 15 (4-pack indiv)Nov 17, 8pm: Steez Promo Presents Steve Aoki. $26, 30*Nov 18, 7pm: Hot Rod Circuit with Cartel, Smoke Signals and The Front Bottoms. $15, 17*, 11.25Nov 19, 8pm: Drive-By Truckers with ��&� ��"��Nov 23, 9pm: Infected Mushroom with Randy Seidman and PEX/Play-loop DJs. $25, 28*, 40 (VIP)Nov 29, 7pm: Marketa Irglova (of The Swell Season and star of the motion picture “Once”). $15, 18*, 11.25 (4-pack GA), 20, 23*, 15 (4-pack GA Reserved)Dec 1, 5:30pm: Pierce the Veil & Miss May I. $15, 18*Dec 2, 5:30pm: Fearless Friends Tour ft. Bless the Fall with The Word Alive, Motionless in White, Tonight Alive and Chunk! No, Captain Chunk.

$16, 19*Dec 9, 7pm: Dir en grey with The Birthday Massacre. $27.50, 30*Dec 10, 7pm: Saints & Sinners Tour ft. Between the Buried and Me with Animals As Leaders and Tesseract. $20, 23*, 50 (VIP)Dec 11, 7pm: Wreck the Halls ft. Street Dogs with special guests Off With Their Heads and Murder The Stout. $14, 16*, 10.50 (4-pack indiv)Dec 30, 6pm: Thursday and mewith-outYou with Screaming Females, &��"�&��"��"��"��$20, 23*Dec 31, 9pm: A Good Old New Year’s ft. Good Old War with River City Extension and other special guests. $20, 23*Tower Theater - Upper Darby, PA:Oct 1, 8pm: Primus. $55, 45, 35Oct 2, 7:30pm: Explosions in the Sky with The Antlers. $25Oct 7, 3pm & 6pm: Yo Gabba Gabba! Live! It’s Time to Dance! Presented by Kia Motors. $49.50, 35, 25, 20, $18.75 (4-pack reserved indiv)Oct 8, 7pm: Scream Tour ft. Mindless Behavior with Diggy, The New Boyz, Jacob Latimore, Hamilton Park and OMG Girls. $39.50Oct 13, 8pm: Radio 104.5 Presents Blue Oct with iamdynamite and Ashleigh Stone. $39.45, 29.45, 19.45, 10.45Oct 17, 8pm: Duran Duran with Neon Trees. $150, 75, 55, 45Oct 21, 8pm: Il Volo. $69.50, 49.50, 29.50Oct 22, 7pm: The Smashing Pumpkins with Fancy Space People and Light FM. $65, 49.50, 39.50Oct 26 & 27, 8pm: Sting. $148.50, 83.50, 48 (2nd show added)Oct 29, 8pm: WMMR Halloween Creep Show – Jason Bonham’s Led Zeppelin Experience. $65, 39.50, 20.93Nov 6, 7:30pm: The Australian Pink Floyd Show. $55, 39.50, 29.50Nov 26 & 27, 7:30pm: Allman Broth-ers Band. $125, 95, 65, 49.50Dec 1, 8pm: The String Cheese Incident. $45, 35Wells Fargo Center:Oct 28, 6pm: Power House ft. Chris Brown, T-Pain, Young Jeezy, DJ Khaled, Tyga, Wiz Khalifa, Rick Ross, Meek Mills, OCD: Moosh & Twist and more to be announced. $150.99, 99.99, 69.99, 59.99, 49.99, 29.99, 19.99Nov 2, 7:30pm: Watch The Throne Tour ft. JAY-Z and Kanye West. $350 (VIP), 250, 149.50, 109.50, 59.50Nov 10, 7pm: Foo Fighters with Social Distortion and The Joy Formi-dable. $54.50, 44.50, 34.50Nov 19, 3pm & 8pm: Trans-Siberian Orchestra. $72, 62, 52, 42, 32Dec 3, 8pm: Bob Seger & The Silver Bullet Band. $96, 76Academy of Music:Nov 5, 8pm: XPN Welcomes Amos Lee with special guest Brett Dennen (solo acoustic). $44.50, 34.50Dec 1, 7:30pm: Tori Amos with Thomas Dybdahl. $59.50, 49.50, 39.50Dec 2, 8pm: Ryan Adams with Jessica ��&� ��"��Boardwalk Hall – Atlantic City, NJ:Nov 12, 7pm: An Evening with FURTHUR ft. Phil Lesh & Bob Weir. $59.50, 49.50, 39.50Nov 19, 7:30pm: Watch The Throne Tour ft. JAY-Z and Kanye West. $250, 149.50, 109.50, 59.50Mark G. Etess Arena – Trump Taj Mahal (Atlantic City):Nov 26, 8pm: Paul Simon. $76, 49Key: [* = Day of Show Price]

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Have you stopped by a local bar recently and noticed all the beer promotions or specials? Or, maybe you noticed an attractive young female walk-ing around with a tray of test tubes infused with your favorite alcohol brand. Marketing Execs spend days and countless ��<��"�� <��<��cost effective way to reach their target demo-graphic and to lure in the consumer. With school now back in session, corporate conglomerates are going after those with spending power, the “college student.” Believe it or not, the current status of the economy has little, to no effect on the 22 year-old college student who wants to put down the books and head to a local pub with friends for a drink or two. But, once inside the establishment, what triggers a person’s spending power? For a more in-depth look, OOT spoke with local branding and marketing expert and CEO of College Mansion, David Luber. “Everyone has a different reason for why they < ��^� �� brands” says, Luber. “One consumer will base their �<��"��~<��"�-tion, while another might credit a commercial featuring their favorite celebrity.” However, it’s what happens on-site at retail, that has national brands seeking help from local Philadelphia start-up company, College Mansion. When young adults go to a bar, they mainly go to engage in social activity, and meet new friends, they’re not their to grab a beer and stare across the bar” says, Luber. “When a brand is able to be apart of that social activity, and not overstay it’s visit, that’s what trigger’s a consumers buying decision immediately.” College Mansion has one of the strongest collegiate brand ambassador networks on the east coast (predominately college females). It helps to have beautiful, girl-next door type models to sell a product, but it’s not everything and it doesn’t stop there. College Mansion is tangible, approachable and engaging, all while endorsing a product through its on-site initia-tives. “We’re very subtle about the approach” says, Luber. The last thing a consumer wants is to have a product shoved down their throats. College Mansion is booked 6-7 times a week through-out the tri-state area. The college marketing company is on-site, interacting with consumer’s distributing their very own local and national playing cards, calendars and tee’s and have recently partnered with Anhuesuer-Busch to launch Bud Light Fantasy, an interactive consumer-based marketing campaign surrounding the 2011-2012 football season. For further details on the campaign and to learn how you can become involved visit www.BudLightFantasy.com ; About College Mansion College Mansion is the fastest growing lifestyle destination for contemporary adults online. Web presence has gener-ate over 50 million visits from over 24 countries in the past 36 months. CollegeMansion.com rivals American Idol for the numbers of votes accrued on its contesting pages alone. A leader in the college entertainment industry with an unrivaled following, College Mansion takes pride in

producing events that cater to a cultured and sophisti-cated following of young professionals. Upcoming College Mansion Events: October, 2011October 4, McFadden’s Washington D.C.October 5, Union Pub Washington D.C.October 6, The Bottom Line Washington D.C.October 9, McIntyres Pub Toms River NJOctober 9-30, Delaware Park Casino Wilmington DEOctober 12, Redline Washington D.C.October 15, Reeds Blue Bell PAOctober 16, LA’s Sports Bar Manahawkin NJOctober 21, Capitol Lounge Washing-ton D.C.October 23, Leggetts Manasquan NJOctober 28, Harrah’s Pool, Atlantic City NJOctober 29, Reeds Blue Bell PAOctober 30, Chickies & Petes Egg Harbor NJ Follow College Mansion: Facebook �� ^�"��Z��&��`�X�<�<��www.Youtube.com/CollegeMan-��=��`�=̂ ��^^ �̂�^��{Z��&��`�^^ �̂Z��&��-sion.com

Ted Dugan’s Halloweenfest.... HOT OFF THE PRESS!: Teddy Dugan’s Hal-loweenfest is often imitated but never dupli-cated! On Saturday, Oct. 29th starting at 8pm, at the Fraternal Order of Eagles, 920 Trenton Rd., in Fairless Hills- the SCARE-TASTICAL begins! The atmosphere is breath-taking ... featuring over $10,000 in decorations and larger than life Hollywood-like theatrical designs, lighting, and sounds-it’s beyond your imagination! No wonder this event draws ... the biggest crowds around-catering to anyone 21 on up to the Walking Dead. No one will be left out by grave-side- This is a must for all Halloween Lovers! In his 28th year, this event has become FRIGHTENLY NOTORIOUS ... showcasing National Acts such as Skid Row, Foghat, Molly Hatchet and some Famous Local Bands as well! the event will be re-visted by some of the greats...Seven, Angry Vic, Skeleton Crew. This year The Mc will be non other then the warlock himself, Nick Brambilla, to transition you thru a night of Mayhem and Scary Fun! D-Jay Brian Potts, will be in the house showcasing his talents with 2 big screens featuring Music Videos and playing songs to keep the madness going thru out the nitefall! Come daringly dressed in your best costumes; there will be cash prizes for the Scariest, Funniest, Sexiest, and most Original! With one Lucky Grand prize winner of $500.00. And for an extra thrill there will be Adult Themed games for you all to anticipate! Join the insanity of Teddy’s Halloweenfest and

give into the sheer mad-ness you’ve held inside all year long! For just $30.00- you get fabulous door prizes, beer, food, entertain-ment, games and a nite of endless fun! Tickets are available by calling the Scare Pros at (215) 547-1906 or contact Kelly at (267) 391-8626. or Teddy 215-946-1626. You can also purchase tickets from any of the featured bands. Tickets will be sold at the door, but don’t take any chances, this event has been sold out in previ-ous years and has left some wondering around to this day like Lost Souls! Special Note: Teddy especially wants to thank all of his friends who work “behind the scenes”...to Kelly, the Eagles Club staff, all of the bands, promotors, decorators, caterers, the security team, the stage, lighting and Ash Sound companie, and any other volunteers who put countless hours into making this event the suc-cess that it has been year after year


From Redz Bar & Grill Meet: Danielle BreslinPhoto by Mike Vagnoni This issue meet up with Danielle Breslin from Redz as our featured Bartender of the month. You can see her in action on thurs-day nights from 7pm till 2am, saturday and sundays. Danielle is a joker...she likes to have fun when she works and her patrons love it. Danielle is resident form Mayfair and has been tending bar for the last 3 years. She stands in at 5’8’’ and has dirty blonde hair and brown eyes. She like’s her job and the chance to meet many new friends each week. “ I really like coming to work here at Redz because I get the chance to meet up with many of my friends and and customers each week, I like hearing what they have to say and of course I like to have fun with all of them and joke around,HOBBIES: Loves to cook and enjoys a good book. She also loves jogging and also likes to hang out with her friends on her days off.FAVORITE RADIO STATIONS: LIkes’ 104.5 Fm, Wired 96.5 and also the Throw-down@noon on Power 99 Fm.ON SPORTS: Likes Ice Hockey and also en-joys all the Philly sports teams. On a fun note, she likes Beer Pong gamesDanielle said that she is a Q Ball Champion.....and just likes the chance to competeHer Goal: Danielle goes to school in the daytime and is taking courses at the Orleans Technical Institute for Court Reporting, She looks to one day work in the court system and we wish her all the best.ON TV: MTV is one of her favorites on the tube,BIRTH SIGN: PiscesFAVORITE DRINK: Blue Moon This week make it a point to stop by and say hello to Danielle over at Redz Bar and Grill located at 8212 Roosevelt Blvd.,. You can see more to by going to www.ootonline,com and click to the Bartender feature.


The 6th Annual Newtown “Original” Brewfestby Krista Doran For the 6th year in a row, the Newtown Corporation is holding their annual Brewfest! The Newtown Corporation is a group of business own-ers and residents who work to foster a strong business environment while maintain-ing harmony with surrounding neighborhoods and preserve Newtown’s rich historical character. The Newtown “Original” Beerfest is a huge, yearly event that supports local organizations, community events and businesses. Anyone that has visited Newtown knows what a lovely and unique place it is, full of American history and people who love their town. So it’s no wonder that each year, Newtown’s “Original” Brew-fest has grown by leaps and bounds! The event will take place on October 22, 2011 from 1 – 5 pm at the New-town Swim club, located at 761 Newtown Yardley Road in beautiful Newtown, PA. This year, over 175 beers and wines will be featured, as well as a Home Brewers Tent, lots of local food vendors and live �<��#��there will be a VIP tent, which gives VIP ticket holders early entrance to the event, select Premium beers to sample, a Newtown “Original” Brewfest T-shirt, food from all vendors and a special social area to sit down, relax and unwind. VIP tickets are $75 each and are the best bang for your buck! General Admission tickets are available at $40 and for those non-drinking spectators that come to socialize, sample food and listen to some great live music, your ticket to get in is just $10! Everyone is encouraged to come to this event, espe-cially those home brewers out there! You can enter your spe-cial concoction by contacting Ken Ogborn at 267-342-8043 or email him at [email protected]. There will be craft brews, home brews, and specialty brews for every beer lover to enjoy, plus delicious food selections from area restaurants including The Temperance House, Green Parrot, Palate, Lee’s Hoagie House of Newtown, Apple-bee’s of Newtown, Zook’s Barbeque and Blossom’s Catering! There will also be many other vendors, including an OOT favorite, OB Sauce! Live music will be provided by three local and very popular bands, Rose Parade, Stolen Rhodes and Stems and Seeds. This year promises to be better than ever, so get your tickets now by going directly to www.etix.com, or at www.allaboutnewtown.org today before they are all sold out!


12TH PLANETLAUNCHES NORTH AMERICAN TOUR

Joining Skrillex’s The Mothership TourHeadlining Nocturnal Wonderful

and HARD Haunted Mansion

This fall, Los Angeles dubstep producer 12th Planet kicks off 53 dates across North America, stopping Oct 08 Philadelphia, PA @ Electric Factory joining Skrillex’s The Mothership Tour, plus headlining San Bernardino’s Noc-turnal Wonderland, Los Angeles’s Hard Haunted Mansion and Milwaukee’s Turner Hall Ballroom. Also on the bill for the three-month tour -- which will see only 4,000-plus �� <��++��+��"<��<��=̂ ��DC Moombahton practitioners Nadastrom, and UK rap/��<��%��^��+��North American performances. Highlights set to include two massive nights at Chicago’s Congress Theater with Dada Life and other guests as well as a Halloween gath-��%��"��Z��"��^��_��"��<��<��of 7,000 fans where the entire posse will be joined by Skream & Benga and Nero (live). 12th Planet, a.k.a. John Dadzie, originally made his name ��"<�+�+��"<��<��before he changed his sound and his name to bring the up and coming sound of dubstep to the world. Named

one of URB’s Next 100 in 2009, 12th Planet has con-quered the Los Angeles scene, toured globally, and played at top music festivals like Coachella, SXSW, Together As One, Ultra Music Festival and Electric Zoo. Last year saw the premiere of his music video for “Reasons” on MTV and the release of his remix of Little Jinder’s “Youth Blood” on the Mad Decent ‘Blow Your Head’ dubstep ��"� ��productions includes 12 EPs, with two highly anticipated EPs on his the horizon this fall (on his own label SMOG) and winter (on Scion A/V), as well as remixes for Rusko, MSTRKRFT, M.I.A. and more. Listen to 12th Planet’s remix of 360’s “Killer” on Soundcloud. (PLEASE POST) 360 - Killer (12th Planet Remix) by theinsound 12TH PLANET: FALL 2011 NORTH AMERICAN TOUR DATES THE MOTHERSHIP TOUR CHECK =[|�'|%��^^ �̂��`��{��`��^��{��


Aries (March 21 – April 19) You could have some very serious intentions, but they tumble to the wayside as you shake your head in wonder-ment. Someone could be delightfully distracting.

Taurus (April 20 –May 20) Dig into a project

knowing that you can get it done. A partner demands unusual access to you. He or she appears quite dependent on you your feedback.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) Open up your imagination, knowing that anything is possible. Your ability to make inroads with someone you value could make all the dif-ference

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) knowing how much you can actually accomplish might be much different from saying “yes” and having faith in your abilities. Everyone gets tired sometimes. .

Leo (July 23 – August 22) Your creativity could save the day. Your ability to get past an issue could mark your interactions. Listen to what is being shared by someone you care about. Help this person lighten up.

Virgo (August 23 – September 22) you might want to move slowly, especially if it �� <��X�<�wonder which way to go and which is the best choice. It is clear that there is more information forthcoming.

Libra (September 23 – October 22) keeps talking, and understands that sometimes when you are too stern (as you have been lately), others turn a deaf ear. Do you really want that? Work on more open, nonjudg-mental communication,

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21) is aware of what you are spending and what you would like as the end result. Your ability to move through a money issue and tune in to your instincts counts. Trust yourself.

Sagittarius (Nov, 22-Dec. 21) Zero in on your priorities as only you can. A meeting or a group of friends proves to be most instru-mental in a decision. Others share a variety of impressions. Listen to them all; you’ll gain a whole new view as a result

Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Take your time before deciding which way to go when dealing with a problematic situation. In fact, if. You are uncomfortable with the responsi-bility, say so.

Aquarius (January 20 – Feburary 18) Zero in on what works for you, and don’t do anything halfway. If you are overly con-cerned about someone and what is going on, express those worries.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) Take a stand, knowing full well which way to go. Your laughter and sense of direction can and will make all the difference

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* Winner will become the House DJ on Saturday nights beginning in JANUARY 2012

Kenny’s Spirited Eatery is hosting a “SPIN OFF” COMPETITION

FOR THE HOTTEST FEMALE DJ

Howdy there! Welcome to Cowboy Bob’s Game Corral here to Give Ya’ll a Lil’ Tidbit of today’s latest news, events, and products in the current Video Game Industry. Game Fixx’s Out on the Town - Full Month of October Special – Preowned Nintendo Ds Lite handheld systems Just $64.95 for mentioning this Ad!! Also we carry the Latest Hot Dvd & Blu-ray titles $4.95 each or 5 for $20.00 . Large Selection come check em’ out! Looks Like October has a Barrage of Tricks & Treats Coming our way with many HOT New Game Titles coming our way for this month with everyone’s favorite holiday Hallow-een……Latest Games Strollin’ In This October so Preorder now at GAME FIXX10/04 – Rage, Dark Souls, Nba 2K12 Basketball, Spider-man Edge of Time, Just Dance 3 kinect, Motion Xplosion kinect10/11 – Forza Motorsport 4, Hulk Hogan’s Main Event, Red Dead Redemption G.O.Y.E, Ace combat : Assault Horizon, Dead Rising 2: Off the Record, Kinect Wipeout 2, Sesame Street : once upon a monster, Michael Phelps: Push the Limit, The Cursed Crusade10/18 – Batman: Arkham City, Rock-Smith, Powerup Heroes kinect, In it to Win It Kinect, The Price is Right: Decades, Tropico 4, Jimmie Johnson’s Anything With an Engine, The Sims 3: Pets, Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One, Dance Magic Kinect, Ben 10 Galactic Racing

10/25�¡�%��"��%��Z: Ultimate Tenkaichi, Kinect Sports Season Two, Silent Hill: DownPour,

Kinect Heavy Fire: Afghanistan - The Chosen Few, Dance Central 2, Disney Universe Kinect, The House of the Dead: Overkill Extended, King of Fighters XIII, Puss in Boots Kinect, Grease the Musical Kinect, Motion Sports : Adrena-line Kinect, Just Dance Kids 2 Kinect Electronic Arts has delivered another sly dig on Activision’s Call of Duty franchise. %��"��test press release has given another low blow to their competitor once again as it states: “Go Above and Beyond the Call”. EA’s Labels president Frank Gibeau recently said on the shooter’s competition this holiday season: “This Christmas we’re "�� in the FPS category from those guys. Customers like competition, they like ��"�� ^��were going for it.”%��"��<�� "<��"�for a release on October 25th in North America and three days later in Europe. Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, meanwhile, is currently scheduled for a worldwide release on November. 8th. Uh Oh Microsoft makes another Boo Boo……. Head of policy and en-forcement team apologizes, says “tiny set” of affected users will have access restored, receive free Gold subscrip-tion time and 1,600 MS points.For years, Microsoft has permanently banned modded Xbox 360 consoles from using Xbox Live. However, a small handful of systems that found their way onto the banned list are having their permissions restored, the �� "��"� � The Banhammer has a “reverse” setting after all.In a post on Microsoft’s Major Nelson blog, Xbox Live policy and enforce-ment team head Stephen Toulouse

announced that a number of recent bannings are being overturned on

further review. “We’re still conducting our review but the cause appears to be a soft-ware issue, not an error on the part of the enforcement team’s normal ac-��¢�=�<��<��"��]��

and occurred be-tween August 29 and September 9, affecting a very small percentage of users.” Tou-louse emphasized repeatedly that banning consoles is something his team takes seriously and stressed that the number of mistakenly banned systems was a “tiny set” of those axed from the service during that period. As for those who found themselves on the banned list unjustly, Toulouse said they don’t need to take any action to restore their service, as they should already be able to connect to Xbox

Live like normal. Additionally, they will automatically have their account cred-ited in the coming days with 1,200 Microsoft points and three months of Xbox Live Gold.“You have my assurance that we are investigating how this error occurred and have since discontinued use of the software that was used,” Toulouse said. Recent game ratings on a 1-10 rating format from Personal & various gaming sources:`�'��Z��¡��`��¡��£�Z�^� ��of the Month)`�'��&��– 7.0`��[��¡��`�=��<��¡��`��'��¡��`��¡��`��¡��`�¤�� ¡�� P.s. if your system breaks call us at Game Fixx for a Free diagnosis At Game Fixx 215-941-8212 Don’t forget to say hey to me-

Cowboy Bob- to pre-order and stock up on the latest Hot games at Game Fixx! We even carry a large selection of all your favorite Classic & Retro Games as well. Including : Nintendo 8 Bit – Super Nintendo – Nintendo 64 – Sega Dreamcast – Sega Genesis – Atari 2600 – Sega Saturn to name a Few. So if your kids, wife, pets, etc. have broken your favorite Big-boy toy- GAME FIXX- can repair your systems too With Our In house Repair facili-ties. We carry a full line of Hot New titles, Retro games, Parts, & Accesso-ries for all you gaming needs. So stop on out & Get Yer Fixx.��X�<��"�Z�^� �%��__�`��%<��<��"��`�215-941-8212 : Send all your good, bad, and fugly comments to: game-�__¥��*MENTION THIS OUT ON THE TOWN ARTICLE TO RECEIVE 10% EXTRA VALUE ON A TRADE-IN AND 10% OFF OF ANY PREVI-OUSLY OWNED GAME*

by Mike Vagnoni Kenny’s Spirited Eatery located at 1134 Street Road in Southampton Pa., is going to host a “SPIN OFF COMPETITION” to all FEMALE DJ’s * this is only open to female DJ’s ..... Here is what this is all about. Please let anyone you

know who is a DJ to check this out and call early to enter this competition.HOW IT WILL WORK: The contest will start this coming December for 3 special nights of competition .... Each night one winner will be picked,,,on the 4th night the 3 winners picked from each night of the SPIN OFF CONTEST will come back for the FINAL COMPETITION .... and a winner will ��"��=��^��^��House DJ for Saturday nights coming up in JANUARY .... great weekly pay and if you know of a female dj that is looking for vertical in a Club here is the chance to go after it all. Dates of the Competition are: Dec 3rd, Dec 10th and Dec 17th .... THE FINAL ROUND will be on DECEMBER 23rd .... the winning lady will win the Title of the HOTTEST FEMALE DJ and get the contract to be the house DJ every Saturday night starting January 2012.��=��"��"��<��contact [email protected] or call Joe Shields at 215-357-9974 ext.42 and enter your favorite female DJ .... (*Please let Kenny’s know you did see this post in the OOT GUIDE) GOOD LUCK and we will offer this .,. the winning FEMALE DJ will get a BIG Feature in the OOT GUIDE. Sometime in the new year! This feature will also be sent out over the Inter-net on our RSS FEED and will be picked up by search engines and listed on : BING.COM, YAHOO.COM, GOOGLE.COM and also on www,ootonline.com

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MAGGIE’S WATERFRONT CAFE To Host��

on Saturday October 1stSee Blackthorn and Saturn on Stage! Get your tickets now!

by Mike Vagnoni October 1st is a special Day over at Mag-gie’s Waterfront Cafe as their 3rd Annual ��\��<��%��^��from 3pm to 7pm. There will be all sorts of food and all the Draft Beer plus live mu-sic with Phlly’s favorite all time Irish band “Blackthorn” and one of the house favor-ite’s Saturn. A donation of $30 per person will include all the food and drink and the entertainment . Maggie’s Watrerfront Cafe is located at north of Linden Ave on the river. Estab-lished in 2008, Maggie’s offers a beautiful view of the Delaware River and is open 7 days and nights a week with amazing food and drink specials daily. Everyday is you lucky day with a $7.77 lunch special that offers any sandwich or wrap, fries, soup or salad & soda. Mondays are all you can eat Mussles for ��"� �<�^��"��X<��day, On Tuesdays 1/2 price Appetizers form 7pm to 10pm along with Karaoke where you become the singing star that you are...on Tues Coors Lights are $2 all day long too, Wednesday come test your brain with Quizzo from 8pm to 10pm add in weekly prizes and .35 cent wings plus $2 Miller Lite all day long., Thursdays it’s pick & peel shrimp for $6.99 1/ 2 lb and also Dungeness Crabs $10.99 from 7 to 10pm also their beer of the day is $3.50 Samuel Adams Sea-sonals. On Fridays after work is when the party starts and their happy hour fridays are the best in the Philly area,,,at night DJ’s to keep you movin and the beer of the day ev-ery Friday is MGD MIller Genuine Draft light 64 for $2 all day and all night. Saturdays college football along with $2 Miller Lite drafts form 12 noon to 6pm and then at night DJ and Dancing...from 10pm to 12 midnight enjoy the music and $2 Bud Light Bottles. Sundays are real special with Eagles and the NFL and of course the OOT Sunday afternoon Oldies Dance Party at 4pm - all day long you ^��"��%<"��and this is a great way to spend a sunday afternoon. Great food , good prices with discounts on the food and drink. * NOTE ON THE WEEKENDS- Breakfast is served and they offer a special for

$1.99....For the best din-ner specials monday thru friday you can’t beat the 2

for $20 Dinners and that runs from 5pm to 9pm daily...the Kitchen is open till midnight weekly and till 1 am over the weekends. =��"��<��^^ �̂��-gieswaterfront.com or see them on www.ootonline.com ITEMS OF SPECIAL NOTE: Maggie’s Appetizers are just out of this world. - Sandwiches are large portions - dinners are excellent and the special that is offered Monday to Friday is a great buy > 2 Din-ners for $20. Service is excellent - with plenty of servers to attend your needs. * BEST BET -Try the Crab soup - this get’s the OOT’S BEST BET AWARD for 2011


at Hazy’s Bar & GrillWith WMGK’s Hometown Radio Broadcast with Andre Gardnerphotos by WMGK :: On Sept 9th WMGK 102.9 FM hit the airwaves live from HAZY’S in Feasterville Pa., with Andre Gardner and his crew, The Hometown Broadcast series went live on air at 2pm and many of the regulars at HAZY’S came by to see all the fun. Prizes and giveaways & games and the personality of Andre Gardner. IT was a great day and HAZY’S got a ton of mentions over the

��=��"��"��<��^��<��"��latest OOT GUIDE. When it comes to sports and food & fun...nobody does it better

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HodRod HoeDownSept 10-11

in Trevose PaPhotos: By L. Ramage’

Poor Norm!

Sadly Norm was found dead in his Wal-lyworld

��"��^��"��\��Steve found Norm found face down in his bathtub. The tub had ��"�^��<��-~��"��^��out of poor Norm’s ass. Police suspect a cereal killer.

Schmeely’s Wives��<�"��Schmeely struck up a conversation with Lori and he told her that he had married 3 times before, and that he’ll never marry again!” “My ��^��^��"��"��poison mushrooms, and the third wife died of a fractured skull” That’s a shame” said Lori, “How did it happen” Steve replied “She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms!”

Houl Goes to the DoctorAfter being hounded for sev-eral weeks by his co-workers and ��"��&�� [�<�� ^��"��himself checked out. Once there, ��^��<��"��"��doctor is a young female and she’s drop dead gorgeous! He was embarrassed about being there, but the young doctor said, “Don’t worry Houl, I’m a professional - I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me whats wrong and I’ll check it out.” Thinking fast, Houl replied “My girlfriend thinks that my dick tastes funny”Five Rules for Men to Live a

Happy Life:1. It’s important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has

a job.2. It’s important to have a woman who

can make you laugh. 3. It’s important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn’t lie to you. 4. It’s important to have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you.5. It’s very, very important that these four women do not know each other.

Takin Sadie for a WalkBlind man Rick walks into a store with his seeing eye dog Sadie. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins violently swinging the dog over his head. Krista the manager runs up to the man and asks “ What the hell are you doing?!?! Blind man Rick replies, “ Oh ... just lookin around.”Miss Libby’s Class AssignmentIt’s Monday morning, and the kids ^�� _��"�� "�back into class, and into Miss Libby’s. Their week-end assign-ment was to sell some-thing, and then give a talk on produc-tive sales-manship. Little Jo led off: “I sold girl scout cookies and I

made $30,” she said proudly, “My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvi-ous success.” “Very good,” said Miss Libby, the teacher. Little Jake was next: “I sold magazines,” he said, “I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events.” “Very good, Jake” said the teacher. Eventually, it was Little Rich’s turn. The teacher held her breath as little Rich has a bit of a reputation. Little Rich walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. “$2,467,” he said. “$2,467!” cried Miss Libby, “What in the world were you selling?” “Toothbrushes,” said Little Rich. “Toothbrushes!” echoed the teacher, “How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?” “I found the busiest corner in town,” said Little Rich. I set up a Dip & Chip stand and gave

everybody who walked by a free sample. They all said the same thing - “Hey this tastes like dog crap!” Then I would say “It IS dog crap! Wanna buy a toothbrush?” I used the Obama approach of giving you something shitty for free, and then making you pay to get the taste out of your mouth”

FinallyWell, it’s here, it’s time for the Northeast Riders Fall Ball! On Sunday Oct. 9th from Noon - 5 the Riders will be hosting their famous Fall Ball back at the Ukrainian Club. Live music from LeCompt and Aj Slick. Come on out to be a part of the shenanigans, and to see Mike McCullough win back his Keg Toss Crown! Tickets are only $20 ($25 at the gate). Shoot me an email for more info or to get yer ticket. See ya there! As always, keep send-ing you jokes, pics, whathaveu and whatnot to [email protected]. Have FUN!

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