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Malayalam Language

Azheekode Phalithangal

Jokes

 by Jayaprakash Peringottukurissi

© D C Books/Rights ReservedFirst Published January 2014

  e-book Edition March 2014

Cover Design

Antu Ainikkal

  Publishers

Litmus An Imprint of DC Books, Kottayam 686 001

Kerala State, Indiawebsite : www.dcbooks.comebook website: ebooks.dcbooks.com

customer support: ebooksupport@dcbooks.com

Although utmost care has been taken in the preparation of this book, neither the publishers nor the editors/compilers can accept any liability for any consequence arising from the informationcontained therein. The publisher will be grateful for any information, which will assist them in

keeping future editions up to date.

 No part of this publication may be reproduced, or transmitted in any formor by any means, without prior written permission of the publisher.

ISBN 978-81-264-5586-7

D C BOOKS - The First Indian Book Publishing House to get ISO Certification

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