if you give a cow some corn
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This is a fun story I created based off of the If You Give a Mouse... books. I created it for my Social Studies in the Elementary Classroom course at Bemidji State University, Spring, 2012. For further information related to The Omnivore's Dilemma, visit: http://kernelsoftruth.pbworks.com/w/page/50521536/FrontPageTRANSCRIPT
If You Give a Cow Some Corn
By Renee Gogolewski
Bemidji State University Social Studies Spring 2012
If you give a cow some corn You’re going to have to relieve his upset rumen.
If the cow has an upset rumen You’re going to have to give him an anEbioEc
If you give him an anEbioEc You’re going to have to shorten his life
If you shorten his life You are going to have to faGen him up quickly!
If you want to faGen him up quickly You’re going to have to feed him corn
And if you feed a cow some corn You are going to have to produce mass quanEEes of
corn
If you produce mass quanEEes of corn You are going to have to pay many farmers
If you are going to pay many farmers You are going to have to find money to pay them with
If you are going to find the money You will have to ask the federal government for it
If you ask the federal government You are going to have to abide by their rules
If you abide by the government’s rules You are going to have an abundance of corn
If you have an abundance of corn You are going to have to get rid of it
If you get rid of it You might as well feed it to a cow
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